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Reddit (Apr 2018)

  1. The only people forced to see anti-piracy warnings are the people who don't pirate movies.

    46694 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  2. Graduated today after 8 years of part time night classes. #StayDetermined

    46668 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  3. Billionaire former mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg has said he will write a $4.5m cheque to cover the US’s financial commitment to the Paris Climate agreement for 2018...says he hopes Donald Trump will change his mind and rejoin the pact next year.

    46628 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  4. I need the sauce for this good boy

    46625 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  5. This window looks like a painting

    46613 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  6. Mens underwear's most underrated ability is to stop those last dribbles from showing on your pants

    46555 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  7. Aww come here baby

    46530 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  8. Awesome Lego Costume

    46509 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  9. Great mirror placement at my new place

    46489 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  10. Replaying GTA V and must say that this seems strangely fitting at the moment

    46477 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  11. TIL that in 1973 the Who’s drummer Keith Moon passed out mid-show. The band continued without him for several songs before Townshend asked, "Can anyone play the drums? – I mean somebody good?" 19 year old Scot Halpin, who had bought scalped tickets came up and played the rest of the show.

    46410 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  12. Expect the unexpected!

    46409 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  13. Come here. Come here. NOyou come here. No YOU come here

    46398 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  14. My brother graduates May the 4th from college. He's worked 12 hour shifts for the last 4 years and 6 days a week. He's also raising 2 kids. All while taking online courses. He's my hero. He deserves this!

    46352 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  15. This student's prom dress

    46317 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  16. These two truly are the opposite of hate.

    46232 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  17. North and South Korea will sign a peace treaty to formally end the Korean War this year

    46211 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  18. Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate

    46183 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  19. It's the little things in life

    46176 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  20. In a study, researchers suggest that investing in public education can lead to more upward economic mobility and lower teen pregnancy rates, as well as provide a way to ease income inequality.

    46171 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  21. Child after being freed from ISIS by Iraqi soldiers

    46104 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  22. This logo

    46075 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  23. Pikachu? I haven't heard that name in years.

    46020 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  24. Corgi and her support plushie

    46013 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  25. Kim Says He’ll Give Up Weapons if U.S. Promises Not to Invade

    46013 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  26. Kris Bryant's helmet does a 360 on his head after being hit with a pitch.

    45969 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  27. This sub is filled with cats, dogs, baby donkeys and baby hyenas, so how about we mix it up even more with this baby warthog!

    45956 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  28. Im just out here trying to payoff my charger

    45937 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  29. Australia’s oldest scientist will fly to Switzerland in early May to end his life, reigniting national euthanasia debate. David Goodall, who is now 104, doesn't have terminal illness but quality of life has deteriorated and he has secured fast-track appointment with assisted dying agency in Basel.

    45922 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  30. progress: before and after 25 years

    45874 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  31. Myla on her first birthday post adoption

    45848 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  32. This a new take on my childhood

    45831 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  33. Girl surprise her prom date after not being able to walk for 10 months.

    45824 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  34. Oklahoma governor compares teachers to 'a teenage kid that wants a better car'

    45822 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  35. Why I can't I see anything?!

    45820 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  36. Give her to me!

    45800 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  37. 16 Bad Things that are Decreasing in the World

    45790 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  38. 6 years ago I posted my wife's eye that her doctor told her was the weirdest he'd ever seen. Since then my photography's improved quite a bit, so here's a new pic I took a couple days ago.

    45749 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  39. Don't you dare sit down... don't you... nononooooo!

    45737 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  40. Honestly one of the best ideas

    45721 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  41. This bathroom's mirrors are sunglasses

    45717 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  42. If you’re ripped off by Comcast (or any internet company), Wells Fargo (or any bank/student lender), or Aetna (or any health insurance company), here’s how to get your money back.

    45659 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  43. Perfect Timing

    45494 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  44. This hotel shampoo assumes your theft

    45485 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  45. Meg's Hopes And Dreams Are Shattered At The Bar

    45474 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  46. TIL that a plane carrying 6,000 pounds of pot crashed in Yosemite National Park. Climbers in Yosemite Valley heard news of the crash and sparked a miniature gold rush with up to 20 people searching the frozen crash site. Much of the weed was salvaged, smoked, or sold before park rangers caught on.

    45466 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  47. Bob Ross painting rocks like it's nothing

    45460 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  48. [Image] You still have time

    45409 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  49. It is concerning when Zuckerbots wax figure looks more human than he does.

    45388 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  50. My wife didn't want to do Maternity pictures. So I did them.

    45368 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  51. "Nescient isn't a word, mate. Just a lil tip for yah."

    45357 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  52. My sister's ridiculously photogenic cat Simba turns 11 today

    45313 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  53. Resturant reviews like this 😡

    45289 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  54. The Simpsons (by Felipe Flores)

    45274 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  55. Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical

    45204 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  56. Saw that my GF's dad had commented on a "Things That Kids Today Don't Understand" post on Facebook and I feared the worst...

    45191 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  57. Ok EA,ok

    45185 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  58. I think I'm doing this right

    45164 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  59. TIL about Police Constable Steve Hutton, who, on 2 separate occasions, barked at fleeing criminals to trick them into thinking he had a police dog with him. It worked.

    45156 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  60. Captured Poseidon's Trident rising out of Strokkur Geyser in Iceland [OC][2133x3200]

    45086 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  61. “We’re going to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog

    45061 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  62. 🔥 We did it! In 2 days the /r/NatureIsFuckingLit community has raised $15,685 for charity with 467 donations to the International Anti-Poaching Foundation 🔥🔥🔥

    45034 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  63. 911 operator who hung up on emergency calls is sentenced to jail

    44978 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  64. One of the most beautiful picture on earth.

    44969 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  65. TIL Chevrolet Corvette Z06 buyers have a $5,000 option of going to the Corvette factory and putting their car's engine together with the help of a Chevy technician. The engine is then fitted with a plaque bearing the owner/builder's name and assembly date.

    44953 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  66. Being sisters means you always have backup (against the neighbors dog)

    44950 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  67. 'Please don't go to work today'

    44947 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  68. Look at this cute patient

    44935 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  69. This penny I got in my change is 150 years old

    44854 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  70. oh my god

    44841 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  71. No editing is even needed on this one. A player uses C4 on a teammate's tank to launch it in the air. The flying tank shoots at a jet.

    44793 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  72. TIL in 1998, Marvel offered the cinematic rights of almost all of it's characters to Sony for a mere $25 million. Sony rejected the offer, and only purchased the rights to Spiderman for $10 million believing that movie audiences would only care about him.

    44776 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  73. China announces new tariffs on 106 US products, including soy, cars, and chemicals

    44730 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  74. TIL that although Nazi Germany sterilized or murdered 73-100% of all schizophrenics in Germany (about 220K-269K people), there were no long-term effects on subsequent rates of schizophrenia in Germany. In fact, post WWII rates were unexpectedly high.

    44703 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  75. Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.

    44700 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  76. TIL John Krasinski auditioned to be Captain America, but after putting on the costume said “I’m not Captain America”

    44671 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  77. My mother getting ready to graduate from nursing school in Mexico 1969

    44656 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  78. Cat teaches dog secret to transform into liquid.

    44611 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  79. Maxed out charisma

    44589 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  80. I too have a dream

    44559 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  81. A rather boisterous evangelical Christian has been protesting at a local Uni, so of course some students had some fun with it. But the cop’s face takes it for me.

    44538 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  82. "Ma'am, this is a restricted area. Do you have some ID?"

    44469 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  83. My beatiful baby boy, Gizmo

    44396 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  84. 150 dead in Syria gas attack, rescuers say

    44365 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  85. Drive carefully at night in Yellowstone

    44358 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  86. Get out of the way!

    44353 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  87. Switzerland is beautiful!

    44353 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  88. Good doggos

    44317 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  89. Windows on the entrance of my apartment creating a smiley face in sunlight

    44300 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  90. Cats <3

    44277 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  91. I opened the rocket riding flood gates. Your move, gamer.

    44172 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  92. TIL Quebec banned ads for toys and fast food aimed at children under 13, resulting in lowered childhood obesity rates

    44163 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  93. ‘Get ready Russia’: Trump announces Syrian missile strike on Twitter against ‘Gas Killing Animal’ Assad

    44144 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  94. These days I'm working in Nigeria. Since the workers don't have proper tools they get creative:

    44142 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  95. Today is my 22nd Birthday, I want to share with you last year when I celebrated my birthday and becoming a U.S citizen on the same day

    44122 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  96. Doctor appointment at 8:20, currently 10:00, still no sign of even a nurse.

    44114 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  97. Missing 3 y/o found safe next morning with faithful old dog keeping her safe

    44093 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  98. TIL former NFL player James Brooks was found to be illiterate when he was unable to read court documents after admitting to not paying over $100k in child support. When the judge asked how he graduated from Auburn without being able to read, he said, "Didn't have to go to to class."

    44079 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  99. TIL: The rivalry between Adidas and Puma became so fierce that the German town of Herzogenaurach (where both companies had their HQs) became known as "the town of bent necks", as no local would start a conversation with another without first looking down to check which firm's shoes they were wearing

    44058 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  100. Great moment as Kim Jong-un crosses over to South Korea

    44006 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018