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Reddit (Apr 2018)
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When the entire sub is convinced there are no memeable prequel lines left but you quietly post one for only 5 upvotes anyway
20873 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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The missing dot on my to do list
20872 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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Restaurant bathroom was made entirely out of copper - this was the ceiling.
20858 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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Boat selfie
20851 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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A four planet system in orbit, directly imaged.
20847 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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Me irl
20845 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Savage Obama
20838 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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We all should learn from this crow
20838 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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He grew up so fast!
20836 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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This app has a fake notification icon in the app icon itself.
20835 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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40k will not be enough to break the lines of /r/all
20818 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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Impressive waterfall
20818 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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Roses are red, my wallets empty honey,
20814 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Incredible painting.
20805 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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I could....help you cross the front page?
20805 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?
20796 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Saw this on here but never imagined it would work this well
20793 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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These models ain’t loyal
20780 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Message from a lawn mowing company after a big storm hit our city last night.
20767 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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Fixing his hair before he wears a hat
20732 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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But girl, what qualities was I looking for before?
20731 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Amen 🙏
20730 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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Funeral Etiquette
20720 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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Catching Snowflakes, Stefan Koidl, digital, 2018
20716 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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Adviceberg
20715 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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Perfectly Arranged Tiles
20690 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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Lisa, you cra cra
20689 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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As I’m boarding I realize I have the only broken screen on the plane. This is why I don’t play the lottery.
20684 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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reddit in a nutshell
20680 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Looks like it's back to the solo.
20677 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Some boyfriends can be so controlling
20667 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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When you work at Pizza Hut and it's pay day
20664 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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My morning walk to uni (Edinburgh)
20663 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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Jesus Christ. Upvote this so when you type “Jesus christ” in google this shows up
20661 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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North Korea ready to discuss denuclearization with US: report
20660 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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LGBT workers are protected from workplace discrimination, Texas judge says in 'earth-shattering' new ruling | LGBT | Dallas News
20658 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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This olive tree in Crete is 3000 years old.
20653 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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The symmetry in these flowers
20652 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018
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Where do little jokes come from?
20630 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Henry and Baloo are inseparable outdoor adventure buddies.
20621 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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Welcome to the Dolomites. Seceda, Italy [OC][4000x6000]
20619 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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Redditors who pay for porn, what are the rest of us missing out on?
20591 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Obi wan sucks at jumping
20591 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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My childhood......
20585 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Don't keep cocaine in your pocket if you'll be dancing on live tv.
20579 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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TIL A programmer at Apple kept working for three months after his project was canceled, simply because he thought the work was interesting and wanted to finish. Apple employees helped his cause by sneaking him into the building, and the project (a graphing calculator) was successfully released.
20577 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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Elon Musk admits humans are sometimes superior to robots: “Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated”
20573 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property already has a hotel on it.
20566 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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For those doubting that the shotguns are bugged
20565 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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This clock displays its numbers using panelled segments
20560 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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LPT: When buying bedsheets, look for striped ones. It will make it much easier to find the long and short sides.
20560 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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The goodest boy cheering on marathon runners
20558 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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Just when I think he fuct it up...BAM!
20550 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Just a daily reminder that you ARE good at something, all of us are.
20547 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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Found at the DMV
20543 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Toy Story is secretly terrifying - OC
20529 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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TIL Tennessee bans "omnibus bills." The content of bills passed by the Tennessee General Assembly can be no broader than the title of the bill.
20527 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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It's over Anakin. I have the high score.
20519 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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MRW my work orders pizza for lunch but its all vegan
20518 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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Trinidad and Tobago set to decriminalize homosexuality
20502 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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An Outdoor Adventure !!
20498 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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[OC] Closing a box made of perfect mirrors with a light bulb inside
20496 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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This kid is going places. Good places.
20488 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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it's not happening guys.
20486 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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There's nothing quite as uncomfortable as when two of your circles of friends meet for the first time and it's not going well
20485 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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To get out of a skate bowl
20483 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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We’re not werewolves
20470 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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Being an insurance scammer wcgw.
20461 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Painted by Picasso when he was 15.
20459 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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Trying to steal a purse.
20455 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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Deer lost its back legs in a trap and got away and continued living with just bone nubs...beast
20445 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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Indian restaurant fails hygiene check because staff were away on a hygiene course
20440 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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Cate Campbell of Australia gets annoyed that she broke the Commonwealth Games Record in the 100m Freestyle Semifinal. She's annoyed because breaking a Games Record automatically triggers a drug test.
20432 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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It was the midichlorians
20431 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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Idiot thumbs
20428 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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ULPT: Always let speeders pass you while on the highway. That way, they get pulled over for speeding while you can continue to smoke weed in peace.
20423 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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"I'm am one of them. 😏"
20420 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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SS City of Adelaide, wrecked off the coast of Magnetic Island [615x768].
20413 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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That's a big fish you got there
20405 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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What was the "removing the headphone jack" of another industry?
20390 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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[OC] My wife and I finally have my 18 month old on a consistent sleep schedule! Data from the month of April.
20383 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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Having to use two adapters to listen to music and charge my iPhone 7
20381 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Waves
20380 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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Coloring between the lines
20377 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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China has started ranking citizens with a creepy 'social credit' system — here's what you can do wrong, and the embarrassing, demeaning ways they can punish you: The program is due to be fully operational by 2020, but is being piloted for millions of people already. The scheme is mandatory.
20364 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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After chopping potatoes, garlic, and parsley, this knife got KO’d by the butter.
20353 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Bruce Campbell Says He’s Officially Retired as Ash After “Ash vs. Evil Dead” Cancellation
20348 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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(Not mine) Kicksexing
20337 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018
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A manhole cover in Weisbaden, Germany.
20332 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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The way my cream raises to the top of my coffee...
20323 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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[Homemade] Bulgogi Fries
20307 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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PsBattle: This colony of moss growing inside a bike seat.
20304 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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OP Delivers: One Hawkeye tattoo!
20300 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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This is what a 24mm f/14 macro lens looks like
20291 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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Just showing you that I can smash your skull
20288 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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Steph Curry saving the day!
20282 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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Husband: I have cheated once
20259 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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Kanye West Announces New Albums Release Dates (solo album June 1st, another album with Kid Cudi on June 8)
20257 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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TIL: Leonardo da Vinci Hid Invisible Drawings in His Sketches and High Tech Scanners Have Brought Them to Light
20233 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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TIL that in the D.C. metro area, there is a carpooling practice known as "slugging." Strangers wait on a corner to be picked up by another stranger so that the driver can use the HOV lane. Oh and it's all for free.
20231 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018