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Reddit (Apr 2018)

  1. When the entire sub is convinced there are no memeable prequel lines left but you quietly post one for only 5 upvotes anyway

    20873 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  2. The missing dot on my to do list

    20872 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  3. Restaurant bathroom was made entirely out of copper - this was the ceiling.

    20858 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  4. Boat selfie

    20851 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  5. A four planet system in orbit, directly imaged.

    20847 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  6. Me irl

    20845 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  7. Savage Obama

    20838 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  8. We all should learn from this crow

    20838 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  9. He grew up so fast!

    20836 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  10. This app has a fake notification icon in the app icon itself.

    20835 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  11. 40k will not be enough to break the lines of /r/all

    20818 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  12. Impressive waterfall

    20818 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  13. Roses are red, my wallets empty honey,

    20814 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  14. Incredible painting.

    20805 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  15. I could....help you cross the front page?

    20805 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  16. What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

    20796 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  17. Saw this on here but never imagined it would work this well

    20793 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  18. These models ain’t loyal

    20780 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  19. Message from a lawn mowing company after a big storm hit our city last night.

    20767 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  20. Fixing his hair before he wears a hat

    20732 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  21. But girl, what qualities was I looking for before?

    20731 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  22. Amen 🙏

    20730 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  23. Funeral Etiquette

    20720 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  24. Catching Snowflakes, Stefan Koidl, digital, 2018

    20716 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  25. Adviceberg

    20715 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  26. Perfectly Arranged Tiles

    20690 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  27. Lisa, you cra cra

    20689 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  28. As I’m boarding I realize I have the only broken screen on the plane. This is why I don’t play the lottery.

    20684 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  29. reddit in a nutshell

    20680 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  30. Looks like it's back to the solo.

    20677 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  31. Some boyfriends can be so controlling

    20667 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  32. When you work at Pizza Hut and it's pay day

    20664 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  33. My morning walk to uni (Edinburgh)

    20663 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  34. Jesus Christ. Upvote this so when you type “Jesus christ” in google this shows up

    20661 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  35. North Korea ready to discuss denuclearization with US: report

    20660 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  36. LGBT workers are protected from workplace discrimination, Texas judge says in 'earth-shattering' new ruling | LGBT | Dallas News

    20658 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  37. This olive tree in Crete is 3000 years old.

    20653 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  38. The symmetry in these flowers

    20652 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  39. Where do little jokes come from?

    20630 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  40. Henry and Baloo are inseparable outdoor adventure buddies.

    20621 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  41. Welcome to the Dolomites. Seceda, Italy [OC][4000x6000]

    20619 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  42. Redditors who pay for porn, what are the rest of us missing out on?

    20591 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  43. Obi wan sucks at jumping

    20591 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  44. My childhood......

    20585 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  45. Don't keep cocaine in your pocket if you'll be dancing on live tv.

    20579 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  46. TIL A programmer at Apple kept working for three months after his project was canceled, simply because he thought the work was interesting and wanted to finish. Apple employees helped his cause by sneaking him into the building, and the project (a graphing calculator) was successfully released.

    20577 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  47. Elon Musk admits humans are sometimes superior to robots: “Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated”

    20573 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  48. Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property already has a hotel on it.

    20566 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  49. For those doubting that the shotguns are bugged

    20565 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  50. This clock displays its numbers using panelled segments

    20560 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  51. LPT: When buying bedsheets, look for striped ones. It will make it much easier to find the long and short sides.

    20560 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  52. The goodest boy cheering on marathon runners

    20558 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  53. Just when I think he fuct it up...BAM!

    20550 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  54. Just a daily reminder that you ARE good at something, all of us are.

    20547 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  55. Found at the DMV

    20543 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  56. Toy Story is secretly terrifying - OC

    20529 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  57. TIL Tennessee bans "omnibus bills." The content of bills passed by the Tennessee General Assembly can be no broader than the title of the bill.

    20527 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  58. It's over Anakin. I have the high score.

    20519 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  59. MRW my work orders pizza for lunch but its all vegan

    20518 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  60. Trinidad and Tobago set to decriminalize homosexuality

    20502 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  61. An Outdoor Adventure !!

    20498 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  62. [OC] Closing a box made of perfect mirrors with a light bulb inside

    20496 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  63. This kid is going places. Good places.

    20488 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  64. it's not happening guys.

    20486 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  65. There's nothing quite as uncomfortable as when two of your circles of friends meet for the first time and it's not going well

    20485 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  66. To get out of a skate bowl

    20483 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  67. We’re not werewolves

    20470 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  68. Being an insurance scammer wcgw.

    20461 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  69. Painted by Picasso when he was 15.

    20459 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  70. Trying to steal a purse.

    20455 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  71. Deer lost its back legs in a trap and got away and continued living with just bone nubs...beast

    20445 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  72. Indian restaurant fails hygiene check because staff were away on a hygiene course

    20440 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  73. Cate Campbell of Australia gets annoyed that she broke the Commonwealth Games Record in the 100m Freestyle Semifinal. She's annoyed because breaking a Games Record automatically triggers a drug test.

    20432 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  74. It was the midichlorians

    20431 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  75. Idiot thumbs

    20428 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  76. ULPT: Always let speeders pass you while on the highway. That way, they get pulled over for speeding while you can continue to smoke weed in peace.

    20423 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  77. "I'm am one of them. 😏"

    20420 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  78. SS City of Adelaide, wrecked off the coast of Magnetic Island [615x768].

    20413 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  79. That's a big fish you got there

    20405 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  80. What was the "removing the headphone jack" of another industry?

    20390 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  81. [OC] My wife and I finally have my 18 month old on a consistent sleep schedule! Data from the month of April.

    20383 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  82. Having to use two adapters to listen to music and charge my iPhone 7

    20381 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  83. Waves

    20380 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  84. Coloring between the lines

    20377 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  85. China has started ranking citizens with a creepy 'social credit' system — here's what you can do wrong, and the embarrassing, demeaning ways they can punish you: The program is due to be fully operational by 2020, but is being piloted for millions of people already. The scheme is mandatory.

    20364 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  86. After chopping potatoes, garlic, and parsley, this knife got KO’d by the butter.

    20353 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  87. Bruce Campbell Says He’s Officially Retired as Ash After “Ash vs. Evil Dead” Cancellation

    20348 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  88. (Not mine) Kicksexing

    20337 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  89. A manhole cover in Weisbaden, Germany.

    20332 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  90. The way my cream raises to the top of my coffee...

    20323 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  91. [Homemade] Bulgogi Fries

    20307 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  92. PsBattle: This colony of moss growing inside a bike seat.

    20304 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  93. OP Delivers: One Hawkeye tattoo!

    20300 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  94. This is what a 24mm f/14 macro lens looks like

    20291 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  95. Just showing you that I can smash your skull

    20288 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  96. Steph Curry saving the day!

    20282 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  97. Husband: I have cheated once

    20259 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  98. Kanye West Announces New Albums Release Dates (solo album June 1st, another album with Kid Cudi on June 8)

    20257 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  99. TIL: Leonardo da Vinci Hid Invisible Drawings in His Sketches and High Tech Scanners Have Brought Them to Light

    20233 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  100. TIL that in the D.C. metro area, there is a carpooling practice known as "slugging." Strangers wait on a corner to be picked up by another stranger so that the driver can use the HOV lane. Oh and it's all for free.

    20231 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018