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  1. "Battle Turtle with shell mounted Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Gun", ink and digital, 8.5x11"

    15206 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  2. BEGONE THOT

    15202 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  3. Parents who don't vaccinate their kids because they are worried about autism are like parents who don't educate their kids about sex because they are worried about unwanted pregnancies.

    15185 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  4. 1001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111

    15182 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  5. In The Room (2003), Lisa pours Johnny a drink made with Sobieski vodka. Sobieski wasn’t released in the US until 2007.

    15181 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  6. Bear chasing down a piggy

    15180 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  7. LPT:

    15180 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  8. it's time for the main round

    15179 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  9. Kitty just wants to play

    15175 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  10. Why you gotta hurt me me like that...

    15174 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  11. For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.

    15173 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  12. Arizona teachers vote to strike

    15159 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  13. How to start a church for prostitutes

    15155 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  14. It's hard to s̆̆ͤ̀ͅẻ̟̥́ͣ̿ĕ͇̝̅̾͊ out here, let me procure my s̱̪̹̤͉̒̋ͮ͛̈̓͗u͚͓̤̞̇n̺̼̳ͬ͆g̰͉͍̗ͥ̆͗l͕͔͓̪ͪ̓̅a̟̓̾s̠̟̣̪̤̟̍̓͐̐͐̿̅ͥs̫̰̜̣̠̠̻͖ͯě̝͔s̥̼ͮ

    15151 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  15. This guy rescued a baby deer from a hole in the ground — and his worried mom was waiting!

    15150 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  16. This typewriter mechanical keyboard

    15149 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  17. My grandfather. WW2 Navy Veteran, restaurant and candy store owner, Coca Cola bottling proprietor, and father of seven who taught me there's always a reason to smile

    15149 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  18. Wife: "enjoying your new toy?" Me:

    15147 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  19. "Nnnn...nope!"

    15129 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  20. When you can't afford a gun or the gear.

    15121 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  21. Wholesome

    15108 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  22. When you realize it will be more confusing for PewDiePie fans with mismatched subtitle.

    15104 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  23. Sometimes I learn fast rap songs for fun. Five months ago I started on Twista's Mista Tung Twista and today I finally accomplished what I thought was impossible.

    15101 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  24. MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work

    15078 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  25. North Korea to align with South's time zone as first practical step toward reconciliation

    15070 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  26. So no one is gonna talk about how hot Erin is ?

    15069 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  27. We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away. (we don't normally dress this way)

    15067 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  28. To block this girl's dribble

    15061 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  29. This closet

    15053 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  30. I got two posters, pulled them out the tube and got this against the sunlight.

    15043 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  31. MRW people give gold to Reddit admins for their announcement posts

    15037 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  32. TIL former NBA Champion and Chicago Bulls player Horace Grant continued to wear sports-goggles after receiving Lasik surgery to help kids who were teased over wearing glasses.

    15035 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  33. ZOMG WATER! MY FAVORITE!!

    15033 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  34. Jordan Mailata, a 6'8" 346 pound Samoan rugby league player who has never played football, got drafted in the 7th round by the Philadelphia Eagles

    15032 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  35. Hey, great move!

    15032 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  36. San Francisco 2076

    15024 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  37. A year and a half ago I was 250 lbs. I lost 70 lbs and did my first 8k today! I came in at 42 minutes! One of the happiest moments of my life!

    15020 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  38. The Fortnite Foodchain

    15019 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  39. A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering...

    15008 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  40. Mom: “You’re going to regret this when you’re older.” Me: “Hold my Sting.” Senior pictures, summer of ‘04.

    14997 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  41. Detachable Titties

    14997 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  42. I'm going to produce music in my lap near water, wcgw?

    14991 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  43. When people leave their high beams on while driving behind you.

    14989 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  44. Bill Gates thinks a coming disease could kill 30 million people within 6 months — and says we should prepare for it like we do for war

    14989 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  45. First chest starter pack

    14988 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  46. The worst 20 seconds in the history of sports

    14986 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  47. $5.- Rollercoaster makes dad hero of the day!

    14982 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  48. I’ve never owned a cat before. Is this kind of behavior normal?

    14980 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  49. New meme format?

    14976 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  50. Hand Made Ghost Ship

    14952 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  51. PsBattle: The Avengers & Joss Whedon on the set of Avengers 1

    14947 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  52. Truly being bros

    14942 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  53. My roommates FB friend's profile pic. The comments of everyone saying his gf was a male child are priceless.

    14938 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  54. TIFU by having sex for the first time in 2.5 years [NSFW]

    14932 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  55. Jim Carrey has painted a portrait of Scott Pruitt

    14930 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  56. So our DM asked one of our arty party members to draw a "muscular fish creature" for an NPC encounter, and this is what she delivered. [OC]

    14925 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  57. Consistency, Thy Name is Donald Trump

    14920 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  58. I’ll see your ‘1904’ Batgirl, and raise you this ‘1876’ Centennial Bat-Gramps. 😉

    14916 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  59. How to start World War III

    14915 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  60. Let me rm

    14913 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  61. This gave me a laugh

    14909 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  62. Three second applies to sausages, too

    14907 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  63. Original repost... maybe

    14906 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  64. PsBattle: Hardcore Scavenger Pooh

    14898 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  65. After ten miles of dry, desert hiking, you come around the corner to this incredible view of Havasu Falls. Havasupai Indian Reservation, Arizona [OC][3830x5567]

    14891 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  66. God can’t help your IQ

    14883 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  67. To stop a rolling wheel.

    14882 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  68. It’s weird that we all live the same life

    14882 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  69. You can't hold me back

    14880 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  70. Creating the perfect curb

    14876 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  71. Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Otani crushes a fly ball through a 2 foot gap in the roof

    14870 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  72. Helen is fed up with George leaving his lit cigarettes on the bed every night

    14861 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  73. Megalodon, Prehistoric Great White, and Modern Day Great White

    14856 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  74. Kakarot, keeper of the garden.

    14856 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  75. woof irl

    14856 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  76. That pretty cool......holy crap

    14853 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  77. Wholesome Korea Post

    14852 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  78. The tables have turned! 😂

    14851 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  79. The 3D Film Fad Is Finally Coming To An End

    14850 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  80. Counter Strike VR

    14848 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  81. Keep it movin

    14839 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  82. Trump be like

    14833 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  83. Just watch each of them separately

    14826 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  84. When dreams come true, Lego Starwars

    14816 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  85. Do what must be done

    14813 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  86. Ride of Passage

    14812 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  87. I think we all know who to vote for next election

    14811 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  88. Negotiations were short

    14804 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  89. To have sex

    14802 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  90. hmmm

    14799 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  91. yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool, Tomislav Jagnjic, digital, 2016

    14795 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  92. Bald eagle at baseball home opener lands on Mariners starting pitcher James Paxton

    14793 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  93. [WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending "It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside."

    14785 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  94. The Onion today (they didn't write a full article)

    14776 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  95. Lava Moon

    14768 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  96. Sometimes you just need a hug.

    14767 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  97. One of the brightest sunsets I've ever witnessed off the coast of Vancouver Island, BC [OC][1334x2000]

    14759 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  98. Throwable fire extinguishers

    14758 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  99. HMRB While I make this impossible rooftop jump

    14750 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  100. Ajit Pai’s “Harlem Shake” video preparations must remain secret, FCC says

    14749 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018