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Reddit (Apr 2018)
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"Battle Turtle with shell mounted Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Gun", ink and digital, 8.5x11"
15206 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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BEGONE THOT
15202 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Parents who don't vaccinate their kids because they are worried about autism are like parents who don't educate their kids about sex because they are worried about unwanted pregnancies.
15185 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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1001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111
15182 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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In The Room (2003), Lisa pours Johnny a drink made with Sobieski vodka. Sobieski wasn’t released in the US until 2007.
15181 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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Bear chasing down a piggy
15180 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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LPT:
15180 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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it's time for the main round
15179 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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Kitty just wants to play
15175 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Why you gotta hurt me me like that...
15174 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
15173 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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Arizona teachers vote to strike
15159 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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How to start a church for prostitutes
15155 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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It's hard to s̆̆ͤ̀ͅẻ̟̥́ͣ̿ĕ͇̝̅̾͊ out here, let me procure my s̱̪̹̤͉̒̋ͮ͛̈̓͗u͚͓̤̞̇n̺̼̳ͬ͆g̰͉͍̗ͥ̆͗l͕͔͓̪ͪ̓̅a̟̓̾s̠̟̣̪̤̟̍̓͐̐͐̿̅ͥs̫̰̜̣̠̠̻͖ͯě̝͔s̥̼ͮ
15151 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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This guy rescued a baby deer from a hole in the ground — and his worried mom was waiting!
15150 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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This typewriter mechanical keyboard
15149 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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My grandfather. WW2 Navy Veteran, restaurant and candy store owner, Coca Cola bottling proprietor, and father of seven who taught me there's always a reason to smile
15149 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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Wife: "enjoying your new toy?" Me:
15147 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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"Nnnn...nope!"
15129 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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When you can't afford a gun or the gear.
15121 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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Wholesome
15108 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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When you realize it will be more confusing for PewDiePie fans with mismatched subtitle.
15104 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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Sometimes I learn fast rap songs for fun. Five months ago I started on Twista's Mista Tung Twista and today I finally accomplished what I thought was impossible.
15101 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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MRW someone says my custom built jetpack won't work
15078 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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North Korea to align with South's time zone as first practical step toward reconciliation
15070 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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So no one is gonna talk about how hot Erin is ?
15069 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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We decided to embarrass our daughter at the airport after 3 months away. (we don't normally dress this way)
15067 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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To block this girl's dribble
15061 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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This closet
15053 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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I got two posters, pulled them out the tube and got this against the sunlight.
15043 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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MRW people give gold to Reddit admins for their announcement posts
15037 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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TIL former NBA Champion and Chicago Bulls player Horace Grant continued to wear sports-goggles after receiving Lasik surgery to help kids who were teased over wearing glasses.
15035 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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ZOMG WATER! MY FAVORITE!!
15033 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Jordan Mailata, a 6'8" 346 pound Samoan rugby league player who has never played football, got drafted in the 7th round by the Philadelphia Eagles
15032 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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Hey, great move!
15032 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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San Francisco 2076
15024 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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A year and a half ago I was 250 lbs. I lost 70 lbs and did my first 8k today! I came in at 42 minutes! One of the happiest moments of my life!
15020 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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The Fortnite Foodchain
15019 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering...
15008 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Mom: “You’re going to regret this when you’re older.” Me: “Hold my Sting.” Senior pictures, summer of ‘04.
14997 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Detachable Titties
14997 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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I'm going to produce music in my lap near water, wcgw?
14991 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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When people leave their high beams on while driving behind you.
14989 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Bill Gates thinks a coming disease could kill 30 million people within 6 months — and says we should prepare for it like we do for war
14989 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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First chest starter pack
14988 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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The worst 20 seconds in the history of sports
14986 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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$5.- Rollercoaster makes dad hero of the day!
14982 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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I’ve never owned a cat before. Is this kind of behavior normal?
14980 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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New meme format?
14976 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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Hand Made Ghost Ship
14952 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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PsBattle: The Avengers & Joss Whedon on the set of Avengers 1
14947 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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Truly being bros
14942 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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My roommates FB friend's profile pic. The comments of everyone saying his gf was a male child are priceless.
14938 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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TIFU by having sex for the first time in 2.5 years [NSFW]
14932 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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Jim Carrey has painted a portrait of Scott Pruitt
14930 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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So our DM asked one of our arty party members to draw a "muscular fish creature" for an NPC encounter, and this is what she delivered. [OC]
14925 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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Consistency, Thy Name is Donald Trump
14920 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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I’ll see your ‘1904’ Batgirl, and raise you this ‘1876’ Centennial Bat-Gramps. 😉
14916 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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How to start World War III
14915 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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Let me rm
14913 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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This gave me a laugh
14909 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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Three second applies to sausages, too
14907 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Original repost... maybe
14906 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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PsBattle: Hardcore Scavenger Pooh
14898 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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After ten miles of dry, desert hiking, you come around the corner to this incredible view of Havasu Falls. Havasupai Indian Reservation, Arizona [OC][3830x5567]
14891 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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God can’t help your IQ
14883 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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To stop a rolling wheel.
14882 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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It’s weird that we all live the same life
14882 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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You can't hold me back
14880 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Creating the perfect curb
14876 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Otani crushes a fly ball through a 2 foot gap in the roof
14870 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Helen is fed up with George leaving his lit cigarettes on the bed every night
14861 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Megalodon, Prehistoric Great White, and Modern Day Great White
14856 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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Kakarot, keeper of the garden.
14856 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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woof irl
14856 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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That pretty cool......holy crap
14853 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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Wholesome Korea Post
14852 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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The tables have turned! 😂
14851 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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The 3D Film Fad Is Finally Coming To An End
14850 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Counter Strike VR
14848 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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Keep it movin
14839 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Trump be like
14833 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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Just watch each of them separately
14826 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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When dreams come true, Lego Starwars
14816 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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Do what must be done
14813 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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Ride of Passage
14812 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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I think we all know who to vote for next election
14811 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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Negotiations were short
14804 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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To have sex
14802 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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hmmm
14799 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool, Tomislav Jagnjic, digital, 2016
14795 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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Bald eagle at baseball home opener lands on Mariners starting pitcher James Paxton
14793 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending "It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside."
14785 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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The Onion today (they didn't write a full article)
14776 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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Lava Moon
14768 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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Sometimes you just need a hug.
14767 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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One of the brightest sunsets I've ever witnessed off the coast of Vancouver Island, BC [OC][1334x2000]
14759 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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Throwable fire extinguishers
14758 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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HMRB While I make this impossible rooftop jump
14750 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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Ajit Pai’s “Harlem Shake” video preparations must remain secret, FCC says
14749 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018