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Reddit (Apr 2018)

  1. I left my truck door open for literally a minute and came back to this good boy. He’s not mine. Do dogs get to choose their owners like wands choose wizards?

    20227 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  2. Brave doggo vs scary flamingo

    20225 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  3. I think this bed might be big enough.

    20222 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  4. Young people worldwide take up climate activism. Half the world’s population is now younger than 30 — and those youth are becoming increasingly powerful political and social advocates for action, including on climate change

    20219 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  5. The worn out floors at the cash register of a 24 hour restaurant that hasn’t closed since 1924

    20210 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  6. Men may never know the pain of childbirth, but women will never know the pain of finding out the child they've been raising isn't their own.

    20209 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  7. This good boy feeding a lamb is the sweetest

    20186 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  8. Happiness. <3

    20184 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  9. This bartender has serious skills

    20182 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  10. Watch out, they have members all around the globe

    20180 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  11. hmmm

    20179 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  12. Lynda hates the brown ones.

    20178 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  13. “Do we have any homework?” Starter Pack

    20174 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  14. Mods are asleep, upvote our boy Miek.

    20167 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  15. Voicemail from deceased father-in-law, digital/print, 24"x12"

    20165 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  16. Tiny good boye is 4 weeks old and hasn't pottied inside in two days! He gets extra belly rubs.

    20163 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  17. Sproing!

    20148 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  18. Now that Easter is over...

    20146 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  19. Even slower than snails

    20133 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  20. Spring Flake

    20115 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  21. What did he expect?

    20108 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  22. Someone left a coupon they weren't using next to the cheese in my grocery store

    20085 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  23. Dom doet Avicii

    20073 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  24. MRW a college age employee submits a vacation request for 4/20.

    20070 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  25. What goes around covfefes around 🇺🇸

    20069 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  26. MRW I'm doing 60mph down the highway and my phone says it is connected to WIFI

    20068 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  27. This guy's got talent.

    20049 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  28. That look of shock and horror

    20048 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  29. LPT: Grab your old Camcorder and VHS tapes and back them up into digital format... now. They are most likely accumulating mould and deteriorating. You will regret it forever if they become stolen, lost or damaged.

    20046 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  30. I'll save you Pam

    20038 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  31. Let's get this party started

    20026 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  32. This would be... amazing....

    20021 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  33. Triple front flip on skis

    20012 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  34. Iceland to ban palm oil from its own brand foods by year end.

    20010 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  35. Well.. TIL something new.

    19996 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  36. I need it...

    19994 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  37. This is my dog who is 17. She is very loved. (This picture got removed from aww).

    19993 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  38. /r/Science is NOT doing April Fool's Jokes, instead the moderation team will be answering your questions, Ask Us Anything!

    19988 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  39. The Onion out for blood

    19984 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  40. Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot

    19976 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  41. The Flat Earther’s Atlas statue

    19974 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  42. to kick his friend's ass

    19971 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  43. Highly specialized and under appreciated

    19969 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  44. F1 driver Riccardo Patrese takes his wife for a drive on the track

    19966 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  45. So many distractions.

    19965 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  46. 10.5 years ago, I was just going to a dance with a boy. I had no idea that we would choose to spend the rest of our lives together.

    19933 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  47. Me Talking To My Teammates

    19931 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  48. Mine

    19919 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  49. When you realize you've earned over 28k karma and gold with a sequel meme

    19912 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  50. Here’s How To Plug One Of The Biggest Privacy Holes In The Internet - An upgrade to DNS, the internet’s address book, would make it harder for ISPs to know where you surf, and for hackers to hijack your traffic.

    19893 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  51. Abandoned Swimming Pool, Romain Courtois, Digital, 2017

    19876 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  52. To the people on a plane on 9/11, what did your pilots tell you when they grounded all flights?

    19868 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  53. Got to meet this legend outside a premiere. He came over to chat when he heard us yelling COME ON, JERRY and when we asked him stuff he stayed in character the entire time, it was amazing.

    19852 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  54. Split screen.

    19837 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  55. CONCEPT: Atmospheric Title Screen

    19834 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  56. 2meirl4meirl

    19820 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  57. Lack of vitamins

    19801 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  58. About two years ago from today I launched GoPro camera into near-space with a weather balloon.

    19782 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  59. Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."

    19779 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  60. A stag at the nearest cemetery

    19779 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  61. The strongest loop knot you can tie

    19772 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  62. Clinic parking lot. After everyone began talking about it in the lobby, the doctor called him out for his tasteless decal.

    19760 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  63. "Profit>People" -the US government

    19757 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  64. PsBattle: Maine coon

    19754 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  65. Two pros, no cons

    19752 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  66. Oh, we're doing this? Okay then. BABY. DIK-DIK.

    19751 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  67. My best friends music studio burned to the ground. This album cover left a chilling message behind.

    19749 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  68. I moved into an old squash court

    19740 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  69. MRW I learn that a Pride Prade banned Drag Queens over fear that they would offend Trans people

    19737 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  70. Flying a drone

    19724 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  71. If The Avengers was made in the 90s.

    19721 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  72. Black cats aren't bad luck. They're beautiful buddies.

    19712 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  73. The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby."

    19711 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  74. Worst case scenario I don't have to show up to work tomorrow morning.

    19683 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  75. A drought in Mexico uncovered a 400-year-old colonial church in the middle of a reservoir.

    19682 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  76. Mind blown

    19678 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  77. You just know it’s true

    19667 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  78. First day home and he’s already making biscuits.

    19655 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  79. “That one kid at a fancy restaurant” Starter Pack

    19654 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  80. We agree on that atleast :)

    19649 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  81. Serious Tactic Skills

    19647 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  82. The real forbidden snacks

    19643 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  83. ULPT: If you’re a bigger girl under 21, use a thinner girl’s ID to get into the bars. The bouncers will feel too uncomfortable to question if it’s you.

    19640 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  84. The Paramount Pictures logo on the day it was originally painted. [1965]

    19632 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  85. When they said you were going to the vet but they actually took you to the park.

    19621 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  86. Called out by Tigerair

    19611 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  87. Sith Lord Rey

    19599 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  88. Hmmmmmm....

    19598 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  89. Police officers of Reddit: What absurd situation have you just happened upon and realized NO ONE called the cops?

    19596 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  90. Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

    19590 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  91. You callin' me a liar?

    19579 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  92. "Really Hooman???"

    19576 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  93. This CCTV on a train station near Amsterdam has the number 1984 on it

    19565 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  94. "I swear, it was a one-time thing!"

    19561 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  95. [LPT] If you decide to use your phone to show your boarding pass, take a screen shot of it before you get to the airport in case there is no cell service while waiting in line at security.

    19554 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  96. This girl saved up her money so she could donate these items to our local animal shelter. (Tracy, California)

    19547 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  97. Not quite the response I was expecting

    19540 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  98. When people who have never seen The Clone Wars assume that Maul has no memeable quotes

    19538 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  99. Now that's why I come to these things

    19533 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  100. One of the worst cases I've seen....

    19520 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018