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  1. I was visiting family back home and decided to bring my Switch, my little cousin was the very first to notice it. I let him borrow it the entire time I was there. Knowing how tough times are back home, it was with a huge and heavy heart that I gave my prized possession away.

    50782 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  2. For every girl who wonders if a guy is staring at her, there is a guy who accidentally makes eye contact and is now afraid that she thinks he was staring at her.

    50734 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  3. TIL how the UK military recruiter mistook "cryptogamist" (algae expert) for "cryptogramist" and sent Geoffrey Tandy to join the code breakers; he wasn't so useful until captured German papers arrived water-logged; with his expertise they salvaged them, cracked the code, and hastened the victory.

    50693 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  4. Popcorn for everyone

    50666 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  5. Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.

    50593 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  6. Dr. Help a fren

    50547 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  7. Breathtaking details and accuracy in Far Cry 5 physics

    50504 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  8. My friends dog in the background and her sons t-shirt match perfectly.

    50447 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  9. Gamer dog.

    50442 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  10. We just outted our corrupt prime minister in Armenia with a 10 day peaceful revolution, 200K people on the streets of the capital Yerevan. He was president for 10 years then changed constitution and elected himself as PM 4 4 days. Next up parliament!

    50427 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  11. When you finish your last rep of sit-ups

    50426 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  12. Single player games today

    50348 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  13. With Jeff Bezos having $116.8 billion and the average person having 100 billion brain cells, Jeff Bezos literally has more money than sense.

    50210 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  14. Facebook now says up to 87 million users may have had their data leaked to Cambridge Analytica.

    50165 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  15. Friendzoned On National Television

    50095 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  16. Engine explodes out of the front of a big rig.

    50022 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  17. I think I'll pass

    49980 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  18. As an adult, I feel this in my soul

    49936 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  19. TIL: A survivor of the Charlie Hebdo shooting in Paris sued French media after giving away his location, on live TV, during the shooting.

    49928 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  20. My roommate made me my very own custom made, machined, all metal Companion Cube. It's so beautiful and I'll never be lonely as long as I own it.

    49892 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  21. My wife is fat shaming me.

    49806 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  22. Been a wedding photographer for over 14 years and finally got to photograph my own beautiful Bride.

    49742 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  23. Kratos sold me today his game

    49732 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  24. The universal language

    49713 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  25. LPT: Don't text during class. Nine times out of ten, your professor sees you, feels disrespected, and says nothing because it's hard enough to teach without pausing to correct behavior. Texting leaves a lasting, bad impression, and it makes the professor less forgiving when grading your work.

    49712 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  26. Trump’s lawyer reminds me of someone...

    49710 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  27. April Fool's Day? You gotta be kidding me.

    49703 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  28. Hit it here → ⊗

    49639 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  29. When your friends get their food served before you

    49613 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  30. It’s amazing how accurate they were about gaming in the future

    49551 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  31. Interesting rock formation.

    49525 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  32. Hide your girl. The 90’s were such a colourful decade.

    49481 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  33. Have a great day!

    49356 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  34. Sister-in-law has a new bunny

    49356 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  35. The most natural VR treadmill yet.

    49225 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  36. 1958, My grandfathers best friend in the Army was Elvis. He got an iPhone just so he could show EVERYONE this picture.

    49221 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  37. TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.

    49092 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  38. The largest sculpture on earth. (Kerala, India)

    49029 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  39. North Korea's nuclear test site will close in May, South Korea says

    49018 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  40. This park has a swing for wheelchair users

    48974 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  41. On my hellish NYC commute

    48897 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  42. TIL the Looney Toons Golden Collection DVDs have a disclaimer at the beginning given by Whoopi Goldberg explaining that the cartoons are a product of their time and contain ethnic stereotypes that have not been censored because editing them would be the same as denying the stereotypes ever existed

    48857 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  43. Russian Trolls Denied Syrian Gas Attack—Before It Happened

    48838 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  44. There's always that one guy...

    48809 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  45. Report: President George H.W. Bush is in intensive care

    48808 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  46. Seal gets inside shark net and shows off his fishing skills

    48688 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  47. Your porn is safe from now on.

    48667 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  48. Checkmate Flat Earth Society

    48635 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  49. Show me

    48560 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  50. I'll take the stairs

    48558 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  51. Look at those jellybean paaaaws!! <3

    48535 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  52. You win some, you lose some...

    48467 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  53. That time your dad takes you to a metallica concert and your favourite band member notices you.

    48454 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  54. I am Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, here to answer all your jabroni questions about RAMPAGE and what I was cooking this whole time. AMA

    48425 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  55. Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth doing the "Dwayne Johnson"

    48413 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  56. Women take to the streets of Iran without the veil as they show support for woman who was viciously beaten by 'morality police'

    48396 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  57. Why do I need an AR-15?

    48375 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  58. Japan’s highest bridge’s height is compared to Godzilla

    48342 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  59. Isao Takahata, Studio Ghibli co-founder and director of Grave of the Fireflies, Only Yesterday, Pom Poko, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya has died. (Japanese Article)

    48284 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  60. Turkish reporter realising he's talking to a mushroom instead of microphone is the best thing I've watched this week

    48253 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  61. Saw this puppy on my campus... I had no coherent words.

    48242 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  62. Rip Diddy Kong

    48213 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  63. Water turning into ice – Molecular Simulation

    48190 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  64. This majestic underwater animal

    48183 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  65. Near ground level wingtip vortices

    48161 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  66. A lot of people that use "okay Google" or "Alexa" to look into getting tickets for The Incredibles 2 are going to see some pretty fantastic stew recipes.

    48079 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  67. They grow up so fast!

    48011 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  68. Kid-friendly? I don't think so.

    47951 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  69. Shaq is that guy that can make any situation fun

    47944 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  70. TIL When Princess Diana went to Disneyland she made her sons Harry and William wait in line just like everyone else.

    47937 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  71. This ginkgo tree has existed for 1400 years.

    47920 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  72. A hidden buddha surrounded by a hill of lavenders, Japan.

    47917 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  73. Toilet at my local coffee place

    47849 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  74. Having gaps in your resume

    47849 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  75. Jokes on you!

    47751 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  76. Formula 1 driver Kevin Magnussen with an act of pure evil...

    47715 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  77. [Serious] Should elderly people be forced to take tests regarding their motor vehicle operating abilities and mental fitness and get their motor vehicle license(s) revoked if they fail the test(s)? Why/why not?

    47685 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  78. The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From "There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Who's The Douche Who's Vaping?".

    47674 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  79. Deal with it

    47664 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  80. The future of racing

    47647 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  81. Unexpected Dinner Guest

    47585 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  82. Oops my bad dude.

    47566 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  83. Decided to have some fun while powerwashing my dirty driveway

    47553 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  84. Letter Painting

    47513 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  85. Our parents warned us for years about the 'dangers' of the internet while knowing nothing about it, then finally dove in and fell for every. Single. One.

    47508 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  86. Alex Jones, Backtracking, Now Says Sandy Hook Shooting Did Happen

    47347 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  87. Death For Rape Of Children Below 12, Says Indian Government, Clears Executive Order

    47247 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  88. Like father like son

    47242 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  89. Getting on the green with style

    47172 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  90. Facebook Donated to 46 of 55 Members on Committee that Will Question Zuckerberg

    47158 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  91. Parking wasn't a issue for this Californian

    47144 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  92. Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals.

    47134 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  93. Ice sliding off a light post

    46981 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  94. Red-eye flight Seattle to NY and I don’t know these kids. That’s my seat in the middle :(

    46977 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  95. I started a new job today and I am super nervous, but my new colleague Peanut is helping me a lot.

    46967 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  96. My dad has been scanning in a huge collection of old negatives and today he showed me this of my great-great grandfather. ~1920

    46958 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  97. What kind of lion is this?

    46825 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  98. My mom with her prom date (and her afro) in 1976.

    46802 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  99. My phones camera shattered, this is all it sees.

    46754 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  100. Bio said she worked for Delta...

    46735 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018