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Reddit (Apr 2018)

  1. You turned off the sprinklers right.....

    10474 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  2. Kim Jong-un crosses into South Korea (2018)

    10464 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  3. Alex Bregman hits a walk-off infield pop up that isn't caught by anyone.

    10459 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  4. It's the final countdown

    10458 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  5. Your DNA contains million years of software updates.

    10447 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  6. Thank God For Friends.

    10444 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  7. Male tenant abandoned property, left this

    10443 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  8. Everyone makes mistakes.

    10443 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  9. In The Martian when Matt Damon finds the old Mars Rover buried in the sand, he doesn't unearth it, he unmarses it.

    10442 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  10. this light

    10434 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  11. Sickness Sucks

    10424 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  12. hmmm

    10422 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  13. When a user I've temporarily banned tells me he's learned his lesson only to immediately step out line when the ban is lifted.

    10421 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  14. That's a big nope for me

    10418 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  15. Us rn

    10414 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  16. All I did was offer to give him rides to work so he wouldn’t have to walk...

    10407 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  17. When I try to make friends

    10393 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  18. Mmmmm

    10393 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  19. This is actually so true

    10392 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  20. Showing up crispy AF (NSFW)

    10391 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  21. Hylian Shield and Master Sword by me, Marc Durrant, at Hidden Los Angeles Tattoo.

    10389 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  22. As a fix it myself kinda guy....

    10388 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  23. [I ate] a brisket and cheese kolache aka klobasnek

    10380 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  24. In Attack of the Clones (2002), Mace Windu decapitates a villain. The shadows indicate that his head popped out of his helmet.

    10379 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  25. The plot thickens

    10376 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  26. Bill Gates, arrrested in Albuquerque in 1977 for speeding in his Porsche

    10375 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  27. "Number" is shortened as "No." but doesn't actually contain an "o".

    10369 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  28. SHAKE THAT CONTAINER!

    10367 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  29. Found a hell of a deal on an Xbox

    10362 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  30. My old man was born blind 14 years ago, but he still bleps into your soul

    10358 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  31. This 3d piece of art

    10355 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  32. The Tom and Jerry where Tom goes to Hell was pretty disturbing to me when I was a kid. But I just now realized how nonchalantly creepy this first part was!

    10354 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  33. Letter Z

    10345 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  34. Scottish Granny Twitter

    10340 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  35. He spits the truth.

    10339 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  36. Most useful emote to date

    10338 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  37. Found this old gem and thought it would fit here. Disgruntled ex-employee (green) tries to publicly call out a local grocery chain (red). The company's social media guy ends up murdering him when he doesn't back down.

    10335 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  38. Literally every other comment thread

    10332 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  39. FCC approves SpaceX plan for 4,425-satellite broadband network

    10329 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  40. My grandma's comment on this post 😥

    10325 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  41. How to break down a door

    10323 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  42. Good boy resisting for bath.

    10321 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  43. The effect caused by the airplane's window and my polarized sunglasses combined to make

    10321 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  44. New CBS procedural 'Instinct' copy-pasted scenes from two episodes of 'Bones' that aired almost 10 years ago

    10307 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  45. Hit and run

    10301 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  46. Pokemon Switch confirmed to be Generation 8 by Nintendo Magazine

    10300 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  47. He was never seen again

    10297 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  48. Fuck the science agenda! 🇺🇸

    10273 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  49. TIL NASA astronauts renamed the penis sleeve for urinating in space suits from “small, medium, and large” to “extra large, immense, and unbelievable.”

    10268 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  50. TIL that Rachel Carson, the scientist that discovered DDT's effect on wildlife, was seen as a threat to agricultural business. To discredit her, the U.S. Secretary of Agriculture wrote a letter to President Eisenhower arguing that since she was unwed and attractive, she must have been a Communist.

    10265 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  51. New paper suggests that if the government provides what people need, they will be less likely to seek help from supernatural entities. They found that better government services were related to lower religiosity among countries (Study 1) and states in the United States (Study 2).

    10261 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  52. Smooth Move On The Skateboard

    10258 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  53. Same

    10236 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  54. Beef Stew

    10236 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  55. To carry out a brutal sneak attack

    10231 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  56. I'll just backflip of this glass door...

    10230 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  57. David Bowie Bowie Knife by Glen at Black Rabbit Tattoo in Port Moody, BC

    10229 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  58. I guess im going then bye

    10226 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  59. A photo of Bielefeld, Germany.

    10221 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  60. Britain believes it has found Russian lab that made nerve agent used in Salisbury attack

    10219 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  61. No clothing spawns on the new map test, Please keep this!

    10217 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  62. the Avatar intro but in fortnite

    10214 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  63. “Ok little human, we can be friends”

    10211 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  64. Duchess Kate has a boy!

    10209 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  65. Hugging bros

    10198 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  66. hmmm

    10198 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  67. Plumber clearing a blocked grate after storm

    10169 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  68. Rabbits are the third most abandoned pet, and thousands of "Easter bunnies" bought as pets end up in shelters after Easter each year.

    10159 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  69. Hobbs you prankster

    10157 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  70. Salted to death?

    10156 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  71. Mueller looking into $150K payment Ukrainian magnate gave to Trump's charity

    10152 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  72. MARTHA STEWART

    10140 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  73. 10/10 diving

    10139 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  74. Theory: Charlie became an expert in bird law in order to be able to prosecute Dee

    10126 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  75. Fake five-star reviews being bought and sold online - Fake online reviews are being openly traded on the internet, a BBC investigation has found.

    10121 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  76. Unless you complain or threaten to leave...

    10117 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  77. A new study suggests that romance protects gay and lesbian teens from mental and emotional distress. Having a partner helps navigate family strife and issues involved with coming out, researchers found.

    10102 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  78. Guy brings out his high-powered telescope for people to see the moon close-up

    10098 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  79. AMC's “The Terror” Is a Masterclass In Atmospheric Horror

    10093 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  80. Chasing wildflowers in Texas [OC][4096x2730]

    10090 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  81. Foggy day in central PA

    10089 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  82. Former FBI Director James Comey calls President Donald Trump 'morally unfit to be president'

    10070 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  83. How do you know if you’re in love or if you’re just infatuated/lusting?

    10070 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  84. Champions League Semi Finals U-p-v-o-t-e Party

    10067 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  85. Don't forget your daily potassium intake

    10063 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  86. 🔥 Majestic AF 🔥

    10056 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  87. NBC News: Champion UFC fighter Conor McGregor is in custody and is expected to be charged with assault by the NYPD

    10049 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  88. Tiny Shiba Inu puppy tippytaps

    10040 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  89. Java Heatmap

    10033 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  90. MRW I accidentally step on my kid’s invisible skateboard

    10033 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  91. My first view of Switzerland from the train.

    10024 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  92. Amber has a point

    10023 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  93. Pretty cool motivational gym shirt idea

    10020 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  94. Current situation between me and my not so hardcore fans friends.

    10020 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  95. Make an R2-D2 spin-off movie, but it's the events of the series told from his point of view. His outer dialogue is beeps, but his inner voice and narration is Morgan Freeman.

    10014 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  96. Women who are incarcerated in Virginia will soon have access to free feminine hygiene products. House Bill 83 requires jails and prisons to provide inmates with free pads and tampons. The law will take effect on July 1

    10013 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  97. Play it cool.

    10012 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  98. A girl got her phone taken away, then her dad slid this under the door

    10007 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  99. When you see a repost and upvote anyway

    9999 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  100. He's forgiven

    9981 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018