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  1. People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?

    177504 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  2. The force is strong with this mom...

    176429 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  3. In 2017 my best friend was given one year to live and I quit college to help with his bucket list. A few months ago, I was able to stand on stage an accept an award for our story - over 11,000 signed up to be a bone marrow donor and one of those people saved his life.

    170610 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  4. After the beautiful NYE photos; workers who clean up all the mess after the party in Times Square deserve some respect too

    170198 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  5. My parents denied me vaccinations as a child. Today, I was finally able to take my health into my own hands!

    169547 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  6. My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister.

    160982 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  7. Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

    151203 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  8. His favorite spot when traveling.

    150538 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  9. This sign in Thailand

    149570 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  10. Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack.

    148477 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  11. They said no margarita glasses can go outside, so he found a way around it

    145465 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  12. Leaving the house with wet hair in the Midwest...

    143656 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  13. I am that guy that makes sculptures in Minecraft. Here is my latest, and only sculpture for 2018. I call it "Aquasomnia"

    140457 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  14. Happy new year!

    139958 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  15. Red vs Blue was ahead of it's time

    138310 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  16. A lot of people are defending the MAGA teenagers by saying "They were just standing there! How is standing harassment?!" Here's a very important reminder of back when America was supposedly great.

    137256 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  17. That's so brilliant that I'm not even mad.

    137250 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  18. Story Driven Rpgs...

    136705 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  19. This is why you need to put your cart back in the corral when you're finished with it

    136166 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  20. My hand painted moon mural for my baby

    135774 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  21. Franklin Davis, a homeless Vietnam veteran, sweeps the Vietnam Veterans Memorial during the government shutdown

    134938 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  22. Little bro had been saving up for a PS4, so big bro surprises him with one on his birthday.

    134483 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  23. Stunning opal reveal

    131361 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  24. Kesha shows off her freckles in makeup-free selfie

    129982 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  25. Dad is fooled by water bottle magic trick

    127028 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  26. Escort Missions

    125704 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  27. My friend and I replaced Christmas with Brucemas, where we exchange Bruce Willis themed gifts each year. I win forever. (and yes it's real)

    124499 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  28. Not just one pick, but two.

    123453 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  29. Iceland just announced that every Icelander over the age of 18 automatically become organ donors with ability to opt out. How do you feel about this?

    123084 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  30. The best thing of Gaming

    123070 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  31. This has potential

    122949 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  32. Los Angeles Teachers go on Strike for the first time in 30 Years

    122904 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  33. Living his best life

    122795 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  34. My daughter hates the sun and she drew me a picture of her yelling at the sun

    122671 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  35. My daughter's reaction when holding her new baby sister. Much heavier than the dolls she practiced on. LOL

    121439 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  36. First paralyzed human treated with stem cells has now regained his upper body movement.

    121418 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  37. Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it

    121381 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  38. [Serious] Americans, would you be in support of putting a law in place that government officials, such as senators and the president, go without pay during shutdowns like this while other federal employees do? Why, or why not?

    121208 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  39. A high school football star had a rape charge against him dropped after sixteen year old girl confessed that the rape never happened. He spent six years falsely imprisoned and broke down when the case was moved to dismissed.

    120790 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  40. The 10 year challenge we should be interested in

    119912 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  41. Festivals are so awesome

    119797 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  42. Man who was wrongly convicted for murder at age 14 gets exonerated after 27 years in prison.

    119716 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  43. TIL that Willie, a parrot, alerted its owner, Megan Howard, when the toddler she was babysitting began to choke. Megan was in the bathroom, the parrot began screaming "mama, baby" while flapping its wings as the child turned blue. Megan rushed over and performed the Heimlich, saving the girls life.

    119712 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  44. Dad level 9000

    119613 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  45. TIFU by living in a dark bedroom for 6 years.

    119435 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  46. [Image] Jonah Hill on doing stuff that used to make you insecure.

    118742 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  47. I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.

    118560 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  48. Grenade!

    118169 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  49. Let me just check whos running in this race

    117896 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  50. I flew all the way from Canada to LA and won my first award for a short film I wrote and directed. It’s not much but it’s a lot to me.

    117599 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  51. 11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%

    117366 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  52. Homeowner snags purse from package thief's car

    116753 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  53. Margaret Hamilton, NASA's lead software engineer for the Apollo Program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that took Humanity to the moon in 1969.

    116271 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  54. My local Skate Shop rewards high GPA's

    115550 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  55. I have to admit, I've never been told to put in a garbage bag this way.

    115214 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  56. TIL Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in the bathroom so her guests can hold it and make acceptance speeches in the mirror without feeling self conscious

    114757 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  57. Every single Nintendo game from 1985-2000

    114128 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  58. Jimmy Carter everybody.

    113972 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  59. Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot must have forgotten he pays my electric and doesn't realize that I value my comfort over safety or energy conservation.

    113968 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  60. Best use of the wall

    113895 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  61. Hasan Minhaj responds after Netflix pulls episode of his comedy show in Saudi Arabia - “Clearly, the best way to stop people from watching something is to ban it, make it trend online, and then leave it up on Youtube.”

    113268 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  62. He's 6'9", she's 5'1". Together they patrol Cairns, Australia.

    111156 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  63. TIL that a depressed Manchester teen used several fake online personas to convince his best friend to murder him, and after surviving the attack, he became the first person in UK history to be charged with inciting their own murder.

    110976 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  64. That’s a near miss

    110812 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  65. Every day my parents play Mario Kart 64 to see who will make a cuppa tea. They’ve done this religiously since 2001.

    110697 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  66. Meanwhile At The White House

    110368 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  67. In 2015 I lost my wife to cancer. We spent our honeymoon in a cabin off the Oregon coast. Before she passed she said she just wanted to see the ocean w/me again. We never made it. I got the same cabin on our anniversary and spread her ashes in the ocean behind it. This was our cozy place.

    110230 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  68. 10 year challenge

    109931 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  69. Brave old man stopped a mad man holding a knife.

    109771 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  70. We should actually do this

    109633 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  71. May's Brexit Deal Defeated 202-432

    109571 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  72. My neighbor's house encased in ice after the recent blizzard in Ohio (on shore of Lake Erie)

    109412 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  73. Puppy I found in the oilfields of West Texas. Named him Dobby

    109310 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  74. StarWarsTheory creates a Darth Vader fan film, hires a composer to create original music, and doesn't monetize the video. Warner Chappell is falsely copyright claiming the video's music and monetizing it for themselves.

    109009 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  75. Every day I point the camera at the couch when I leave for work, so I can capture their snuggles.

    108565 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  76. That’s how anxiety works

    108481 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  77. "I'm Free"

    107578 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  78. Covering a story at an animal shelter, a journalist was grabbed by this dog and wouldn't let go. The journalist eventually adopted him!

    107427 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  79. Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees

    107260 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  80. This is Venezuela right now, Anti-Maduro protests growing by the minute!. Jan 23, 2019

    107218 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  81. the line waiting to get through TSA security at the Atlanta airport this morning

    107080 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  82. Our cat is obsessed with blanket forts, so we made him this. He has wares, if you have coin.

    107072 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  83. Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss

    107055 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  84. My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do

    106603 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  85. Cleaning out my great grandmothers mobile home and just found this. In disbelief.

    106588 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  86. Best anti-Brexit sign goes to

    106435 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  87. In the anime, Ash Ketchum was supposed to be a huge Pokémon fan before he left on his journey. But every time he sees any kind of Pokémon, he has to pull out his Pokédex because he doesn’t know what it is. Ash Ketchum was a poser before he left on his journey.

    106048 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  88. When you’re at a party but you find the dog

    105848 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  89. Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one references the movie and no one really talks about it since it was released 10 years ago.

    105770 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  90. My Wii U was gathering dust so I donated it to the local paediatric oncology unit. Now the kids can play Mario during long chemotherapy sessions.

    105000 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  91. On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers

    104925 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  92. If you put together a $1, $2, $5 and $10 pesos coins, you would get the Aztec calendar.

    104512 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  93. Tony Hawk's 10 year challenge

    104482 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  94. Grown men playing with toy planes, what’s wrong wi...... I’ll have 2 please

    104274 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  95. Finally found where he’s been disappearing to 🐶

    104191 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  96. Words of reassurance left for an elderly lady with dementia by her daughter. A simple white board left in her sight line in her sitting room. Helped to reduce constant anxious phone calls.

    103661 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  97. I did a photo shoot with my bionic arm, and it makes me look like a Bond villain.

    103574 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  98. An international student hospitalised in China and the nurse who couldn’t speak English, informed him about his surgery with this note.

    103002 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  99. Group picture of those who died in the Challenger Disaster 33 years ago today

    102871 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  100. Albert Einstein teaching physics to a class of young black men at Lincoln University (1946)

    102843 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019