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Reddit (Feb 2019)

  1. What is a sensation that you can't stand, even though it's not painful ?

    51057 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  2. Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.

    51040 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  3. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public?

    51012 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  4. Small bubbles

    50999 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  5. Chris Evans' fist pump when he sees Black Panther winning Best Production Design is everything. Team Marvel all the way.

    50953 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  6. With the recent Chinese company, Tencent, in the news about investing in Reddit, and possible censorship, it's amazing to me how so many people don't realize Reddit is already one of the most heavily censored websites on the internet.

    50926 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  7. This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright

    50904 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  8. The Legendary 43 Point Turn

    50893 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  9. When you need an Omelet before a round of Golf after declaring a National Emergency

    50870 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  10. Candice is an awesome person

    50830 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  11. My friend met the Pakistani Mr. Bean

    50760 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  12. Got disowned over the holidays, but I’m back at it with my own car, phone, and place to live - all self bought. It’s only gonna get better from here.

    50755 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  13. Only gas station for 100 miles, took 20 minutes to fill up and the handle was broken so I had to hold it to pump.

    50741 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  14. Sigh! Here we go again . *sorts by controversial*

    50740 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  15. Tommy Fleetwood makes a rare albatross at Wentworth

    50724 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  16. A shy car

    50711 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  17. This Kinder Surprise Box

    50696 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  18. If this is true, this is amazing!

    50678 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  19. Getting up close and personal with a very rare albino humpback whale

    50647 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  20. Put the blame where it belongs

    50646 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  21. For all you Chipotle eaters, but this also may be applicable at other places.

    50644 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  22. To jump out the elevator after pushing every number

    50644 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  23. Kid has some skills!

    50617 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  24. The beans are growing nicely this year

    50463 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  25. Failed our uni house inspection for the 3rd day in a row. Uni have called in a cleaner (that we will be charged for) to tidy up the "mess". What levels of OCD do they expect from us?!

    50448 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  26. Perfect chocolate devouring courtesy of artist Kevin Parry

    50435 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  27. Hat Trick

    50426 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  28. Microsoft workers protest $480m HoloLens military deal: 'We did not sign up to develop weapons'

    50385 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  29. Marvel Studios' Avengers: Endgame - Big Game TV Spot

    50363 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  30. Dad to rescue.

    50334 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  31. When they all wake up from their nap at once...

    50308 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  32. Girlfriend left me and the dog home alone for the weekend. First thing I sent her.

    50280 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  33. TIL Air Traffic Controllers have jobs so stressful they're required to retire at 56

    50238 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  34. Miles Taylor, a 99-pound man with cerebral palsy, accomplishes a 200-pound deadlift

    50230 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  35. That's some next level BS.

    50182 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  36. Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had?

    50176 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  37. Newly unearthed video shows Trump ‘meeting with Russians in Moscow in 1995’ over 'building project'

    50141 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  38. My parents recreated their honeymoon picture 40 years later.

    50132 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  39. NES games painted & updated

    50119 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  40. Caught sleeping on the job

    50076 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  41. What’s the most bullshit “fact” you can make up that sounds true?

    50064 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  42. Pushing a cop in full riot gear

    50063 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  43. Graphics sure have come a long way

    50026 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  44. I posted a drawing I designed of “Milk gone bad” in r/art and this guy saw it and got it tattooed on his forearm! Thanks kind stranger! 😊✍🏼

    50023 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  45. The NFL’s halftime show vs. The NHL’s

    49971 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  46. I guess not everyone digs the JLO and Marc Anthony vibe

    49856 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  47. TIL German airplanes “Stuka” did not make that screaming sound when diving because of their engine , but because they had small fans attached to the front of their landing gear that acted as siren. This will “weaken enemy morale and enhance the intimidation of dive-bombing”

    49854 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  48. I found a hidden message when I ripped the paper off this ramen pot

    49826 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  49. All Oscar Categories to Air Live After Hollywood Protest

    49824 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  50. ATTENTION ALL TEENAGERS: This sub is an early breeding ground for future INCELS and we should work to prevent it.

    49818 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  51. Emerging new company starterpack

    49786 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  52. A 200 year-old Wisteria tree in Japan...

    49705 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  53. TIL Alcatraz was one of the only federal prisons at the time that allowed hot showers to deter prisoners from acclimating to cold water and escaping through the San Francisco Bay.

    49685 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  54. TIL expensive weddings are directly linked to higher divorce rates.

    49662 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  55. Six California police officers fire shots at rapper asleep in car, killing him

    49659 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  56. Meth addict tweaks out and it syncs up almost perfectly with the beat of "Stayin' Alive"

    49635 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  57. TIL that following Kobain's death, Dave Grohl started Foo Fighters as a small side project. When asked later about the name, he responded "Had I actually considered this to be a career, I probably would have called it something else, because it's the stupidest fucking band name in the world."

    49622 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  58. Opening a huge 185 Million-year-old Cannon Ball fossil coated in Iron Pyrite, located at the Yorkshire Coastline. This kind of particular prestigious example is found only once every few years.

    49614 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  59. The Future of Air Travel

    49601 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  60. hol’ up

    49559 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  61. Finally a good fucking kid

    49480 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  62. My entire WoW guild met up IRL for my main tank’s wedding

    49472 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  63. Decided today was the day for my first hike... noped my way back to the car.

    49456 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  64. Wondered why my new sheets felt like garbage 😡

    49454 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  65. Kid kills his fish

    49438 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  66. Honestly, this caught me off guard.

    49432 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  67. Faith in humanity restored

    49395 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  68. I was getting ready to feed Pumba and he got a bit too excited.

    49332 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  69. America is falling out of love with billionaires, and it’s about time

    49318 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  70. My journey of making myself better. It took 1 year but every moment was worth it. From a measly 50 kg to 75 kg

    49264 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  71. Yup, I meant to do that.

    49251 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  72. TIL: Trey Parker had to deliberately sing off key to get auto-tune to work, saying "If you use it and you sing into it correctly, it doesn't do anything to your voice."

    49225 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  73. Investigation reveals 700 victims of Southern Baptist sexual abuse over 20 years

    49220 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  74. Let’s all take a minute to appreciate my home country Taiwan for being a democratic country and having our own elected president despite the denial and claims from China that we’re just a part of them. We’re staying strong and having plenty of freedom here on our small island!

    49208 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  75. Dwarf horse, strutting, prancing, moonwalking and general cuteness

    49202 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  76. Secret to a good marriage

    49202 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  77. This ice looks like an eye

    49188 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  78. Defaced coins

    49163 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  79. Who’s that Pokémon

    49144 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  80. Thanks, I hate it

    49091 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  81. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Youtube is trash.

    48986 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  82. Vice and some guy in the comments both get their bullshit called out by a psychologist

    48976 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  83. Having a job while attending school starterpack

    48965 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  84. Matt Gaetz Under Investigation By Florida State Bar Over Michael Cohen Threat

    48955 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  85. I left an abusive marriage with a 6 month old baby, moved in with my parents, and worked to establish myself as an artist. Now my son is 8, I'm doing what I love, and today we moved into our first house together. Just us, conquering the world.

    48944 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  86. Her profile said she wouldn't date anyone who would split the bill

    48852 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  87. Not hating on current trends and technology, but so many don't appreciate the love of a good book! This picture makes me happy!

    48849 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  88. What was the dumbest thing you ever did to try and impress a girl or guy?

    48845 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  89. The snow on top of this mountain that looks like a lizard

    48758 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  90. How to parent a princess

    48747 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  91. Disney CEO Bob Iger Reaffirms That R-Rated Properties Like ‘Alien’ and ‘Deadpool’ Will Continue After The Merger

    48724 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  92. Bruno Ganz has died today. He was internationally renowned for portraying Adolf Hitler in the film Downfall.

    48699 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  93. sometimes if i come home very quietly, she's still asleep like this

    48678 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  94. Each tweet is wholesomer than the last

    48661 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  95. Topher Grace edited all 10 Star Wars movies into one super trailer called “Star Wars: Always” when his wife was out of town for a weekend

    48616 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  96. REPUBLICAN LOGIC

    48610 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  97. Tonight, telecom lobbyists threw a lavish DC fundraiser for Sen. Wicker, and tomorrow he will chair his first big Senate hearing on tech legislation. This is blatant corruption, so we showed up to the event to demanded real privacy protections, not fake legislation written by lobbyists.

    48603 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  98. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    48585 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  99. The State of Rap Culture in 2019

    48512 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  100. Guy from my school who runs the feminist club wanted free art for his dying grandmother, proceeded to (kind of?) ask me out on a date, then called me a bitch. Nice.

    48509 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019