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Reddit (Feb 2019)

  1. Couldnt have said it better myself

    74459 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  2. You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys?

    74433 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  3. TIL that a 1996 federal law allows restaurants to donate leftover food without getting sued, and that nobody has ever filed a lawsuit against a restaurant over donated leftovers

    74369 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  4. Wallace sculpted from a 40lb block of sharp cheddar

    74354 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  5. If I take this Random biker's keys

    74332 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  6. When you walk through a grocery store and they are playing good music. You have become their target demographic.

    74306 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  7. Epic mad lass

    74213 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  8. Puss in

    74212 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  9. Which conspiracy theory is so believable that it might be true?

    74182 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  10. Late night study partner

    74067 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  11. Giant Teddy Bears were only $12 at Aldi and it goes everywhere with us now

    73875 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  12. 2019 Westminster Dog Show without dogs

    73586 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  13. Not talking about those flat screens either.

    73574 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  14. People who are "night owls" and those who are "morning larks" have a fundamental difference in brain function. This difference is why we should rethink the 9-to-5 workday, say researchers.

    73555 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  15. Shouldn't have used her coffee creamer I guess

    73512 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  16. It very rarely snows in Vancouver. Right now we’re getting buried. Today I caught this scary, but beautiful scene.

    73510 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  17. Two gamers discuss the merit of online play

    73434 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  18. He looks so proud in his little bow tie. Hi world, my name is Spike.

    73411 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  19. Plus a semester of college was $20, we know about the scam now

    73321 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  20. This is Pixar, she seems to know when I’m down and does something silly to make me laugh.

    73265 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  21. Ram ends up with more than he planned for

    73192 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  22. Queen's Guard Makes Little Boy's Birthday Wish Come True

    73120 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  23. We are now less than 45 days from April Fool's Day. What 'long con' pranks should be started around now?

    73089 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  24. I need some vacations to do this

    72933 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  25. Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom purchases.

    72895 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  26. Best signature out there

    72837 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  27. My daughter finally landing her self taught roundoff black flip. She worked all summer on it before finally getting it. Luckily I've been able to convince her to join gymnastics, she's told me she wants to be Simone Biles. So here's hoping she continues to try!

    72579 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  28. The shortest, tallest and fattest man of europe playing a game of cards, 1913. (Colorised)

    72558 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  29. It’s never too late.

    72508 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  30. Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened...

    72478 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  31. This guy was supposed to learn how to swim. He decided floating was good enough.

    72346 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  32. The kind of manager we all need

    72330 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  33. When times were simpler

    72315 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  34. Tibetan woman elected student president in Canada, Chinese students enraged

    72254 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  35. Reddit, Mozilla, Vimeo and 22 state attorneys general fight to save net neutrality today

    72169 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  36. The WW2 veteran with all the 3,000 cards he recieved for his 100th Birthday...

    72123 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  37. UK School cancels play about Darwin and evolution after Christian parents complain - It has provoked anger among other families who call the decision 'shameful'

    72098 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  38. During his wedding photoshoot a groom saves a boy from drowning.

    71940 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  39. That Time Your Dad Takes You to a Metallica Concert and Your Favorite Band Member Notices You

    71937 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  40. Using hand tracking in VR

    71935 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  41. 100 ft wave

    71916 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  42. Paul Ryan gets destroyed

    71901 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  43. If at first you don't succeed...

    71814 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  44. Happy 62nd Birthday LeVar Burton!

    71806 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  45. TIL In 1978, two Monty Python comedians shot a scene dressed up as John Lennon and Paul McCartney and then tourists, thinking they were the Beatles, asked for their autographs, while the actual George Harrison, who they didn’t recognize, stood nearby laughing his ass off.

    71703 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  46. Saw this gem in my doctor’s office...

    71697 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  47. TIL that physicist Nikola Tesla once paid an overdue hotel bill with a box containing a working model of his ‘death beam‘, warning employees never to open it because of the danger. They hid the box & when it was discovered years later & opened, found to contain old (harmless) electrial parts.

    71444 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  48. TIL "Hit Me Baby One More Time" was written by a Swede who meant the chorus to mean "hit me up on the phone one more time" but mistranslated it

    71418 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  49. Pupper has the best smile after being adopted

    71295 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  50. Just had my leg amputated. It’s whatever, I didn’t want it anyway.

    71287 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  51. California man who spent 39 years in prison gets $21 million for wrongful conviction

    71140 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  52. Gramps and I, both 20 years old 50 years apart

    71100 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  53. r/BikiniBottomTwitter when Sweet Victory wasn’t performed

    71036 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  54. Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein watching President Nixon resign

    71012 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  55. Anti-vaxxer movement fuelling global resurgence of measles, say WHO

    70956 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  56. She is an adult and that girl is really small.She literally snatched the ball from the little girl, without even thinking about how old and trashy she would be.

    70939 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  57. Media 😔

    70916 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  58. Family team work.

    70819 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  59. It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon

    70800 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  60. Walking through space

    70775 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  61. This looong key my friend has

    70637 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  62. This pic of the Tumpak Sewu waterfall is straight up from an epic adventure movie.

    70579 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  63. Grandmother & Granddaughter

    70531 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  64. China requires Everest climbers to carry their waste out with them

    70491 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  65. Father at centre of measles outbreak didn't vaccinate children due to autism fears | CBC News

    70464 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  66. The expiration date on my mayo is mayo

    70437 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  67. TIL the food in Alcatraz Prison was so good that the guards and prison staff ate the same exact meals as the prisoners. This was because the warden believed most trouble in prison is caused by bad food.

    70425 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  68. this guy needs to be president of Pornhub or something

    70363 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  69. Cannabis May Pose a 'Long-Term Risk' to the Alcohol Industry

    70349 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  70. Were you ever that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story?

    70113 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  71. Don Jr should just become the side bar for this sub

    70079 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  72. Its been 1 year already since Peter Wang died while attempting to save his fellow classmates

    70077 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  73. Not wrong

    69954 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  74. [Image] 10 years and it is still tough some days, but they don't run my life any more!

    69950 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  75. Fortnight is the greatest game I've never played

    69941 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  76. Ubisoft sent me a promotional email for the private beta of The Division 2 and I've never laughed harder. Got an email a few hours later apologizing for the "offensive subject line" but this was brilliant.

    69925 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  77. Can we get an F in the chat

    69891 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  78. TIL that a man was cured of HIV in 2007 with a bone marrow transplant from someone with genes resistant to HIV. He's the first person to ever be cured.

    69847 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  79. Deaf and blind Opal is back by popular demand. Everyone asked what we do for training so here is a little video! Enjoy!

    69717 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  80. This lady is a badass

    69700 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  81. Guy kills all four Bachelors with 0 bullets

    69658 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  82. Cardinal bird visits family after their grandmother said she would send one as a sign after she passes, and this is their reaction

    69604 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  83. Tell me your "I was the Idiot" story. I once took the wrong exit in Detroit. Turns out its the bridge to Canada, and they WILL NOT allow you to turn around. I had to wait an hour to be deported.

    69551 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  84. TIL that in 2015 a Canadian man broke into a home,fed the cats and horses,cooked a meal,did the laundry,wrote in the homeowners diary and was apprehended sitting by a stoked fire while drinking a cup of tea.

    69419 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  85. Self aware "bad boy"

    69374 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  86. It should read "So I am being fired". If you don't trust the science behind your chosen career, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING CAREER!

    69368 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  87. The Empire State Building, complete with King Kong, made entirely out of chocolate.

    69358 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  88. Logic

    69311 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  89. Shoreditch, London

    69308 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  90. My old man in Vietnam, 1970’s

    69303 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  91. True...

    69236 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  92. YouTube just demonetized anti-vax channels.

    69218 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  93. t h a n k y o u

    69210 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  94. 2 years ago I had a heart transplant, here’s me holding my old heart. Happy Heart Health Month!

    69065 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  95. Every employee at this Sonic location quit because the new owners lowered their pay to “$4 per hour, plus tips”. But fast food workers never get tipped, so how is this even legal?? Shame on the new owners

    69060 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  96. The smile says it all.

    68943 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  97. Chicago.

    68868 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  98. Pope admits clerical abuse of nuns including sexual slavery

    68780 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  99. Clever sign found at a Mexico resort

    68774 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  100. This is what they call "southern hospitality"

    68759 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019