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Reddit (Feb 2019)
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Couldnt have said it better myself
74459 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys?
74433 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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TIL that a 1996 federal law allows restaurants to donate leftover food without getting sued, and that nobody has ever filed a lawsuit against a restaurant over donated leftovers
74369 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Wallace sculpted from a 40lb block of sharp cheddar
74354 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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If I take this Random biker's keys
74332 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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When you walk through a grocery store and they are playing good music. You have become their target demographic.
74306 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Epic mad lass
74213 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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Puss in
74212 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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Which conspiracy theory is so believable that it might be true?
74182 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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Late night study partner
74067 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Giant Teddy Bears were only $12 at Aldi and it goes everywhere with us now
73875 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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2019 Westminster Dog Show without dogs
73586 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Not talking about those flat screens either.
73574 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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People who are "night owls" and those who are "morning larks" have a fundamental difference in brain function. This difference is why we should rethink the 9-to-5 workday, say researchers.
73555 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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Shouldn't have used her coffee creamer I guess
73512 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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It very rarely snows in Vancouver. Right now we’re getting buried. Today I caught this scary, but beautiful scene.
73510 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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Two gamers discuss the merit of online play
73434 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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He looks so proud in his little bow tie. Hi world, my name is Spike.
73411 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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Plus a semester of college was $20, we know about the scam now
73321 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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This is Pixar, she seems to know when I’m down and does something silly to make me laugh.
73265 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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Ram ends up with more than he planned for
73192 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Queen's Guard Makes Little Boy's Birthday Wish Come True
73120 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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We are now less than 45 days from April Fool's Day. What 'long con' pranks should be started around now?
73089 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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I need some vacations to do this
72933 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom purchases.
72895 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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Best signature out there
72837 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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My daughter finally landing her self taught roundoff black flip. She worked all summer on it before finally getting it. Luckily I've been able to convince her to join gymnastics, she's told me she wants to be Simone Biles. So here's hoping she continues to try!
72579 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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The shortest, tallest and fattest man of europe playing a game of cards, 1913. (Colorised)
72558 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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It’s never too late.
72508 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened...
72478 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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This guy was supposed to learn how to swim. He decided floating was good enough.
72346 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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The kind of manager we all need
72330 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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When times were simpler
72315 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Tibetan woman elected student president in Canada, Chinese students enraged
72254 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Reddit, Mozilla, Vimeo and 22 state attorneys general fight to save net neutrality today
72169 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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The WW2 veteran with all the 3,000 cards he recieved for his 100th Birthday...
72123 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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UK School cancels play about Darwin and evolution after Christian parents complain - It has provoked anger among other families who call the decision 'shameful'
72098 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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During his wedding photoshoot a groom saves a boy from drowning.
71940 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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That Time Your Dad Takes You to a Metallica Concert and Your Favorite Band Member Notices You
71937 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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Using hand tracking in VR
71935 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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100 ft wave
71916 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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Paul Ryan gets destroyed
71901 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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If at first you don't succeed...
71814 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Happy 62nd Birthday LeVar Burton!
71806 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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TIL In 1978, two Monty Python comedians shot a scene dressed up as John Lennon and Paul McCartney and then tourists, thinking they were the Beatles, asked for their autographs, while the actual George Harrison, who they didn’t recognize, stood nearby laughing his ass off.
71703 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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Saw this gem in my doctor’s office...
71697 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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TIL that physicist Nikola Tesla once paid an overdue hotel bill with a box containing a working model of his ‘death beam‘, warning employees never to open it because of the danger. They hid the box & when it was discovered years later & opened, found to contain old (harmless) electrial parts.
71444 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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TIL "Hit Me Baby One More Time" was written by a Swede who meant the chorus to mean "hit me up on the phone one more time" but mistranslated it
71418 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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Pupper has the best smile after being adopted
71295 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Just had my leg amputated. It’s whatever, I didn’t want it anyway.
71287 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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California man who spent 39 years in prison gets $21 million for wrongful conviction
71140 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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Gramps and I, both 20 years old 50 years apart
71100 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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r/BikiniBottomTwitter when Sweet Victory wasn’t performed
71036 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein watching President Nixon resign
71012 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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Anti-vaxxer movement fuelling global resurgence of measles, say WHO
70956 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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She is an adult and that girl is really small.She literally snatched the ball from the little girl, without even thinking about how old and trashy she would be.
70939 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Media 😔
70916 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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Family team work.
70819 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon
70800 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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Walking through space
70775 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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This looong key my friend has
70637 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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This pic of the Tumpak Sewu waterfall is straight up from an epic adventure movie.
70579 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Grandmother & Granddaughter
70531 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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China requires Everest climbers to carry their waste out with them
70491 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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Father at centre of measles outbreak didn't vaccinate children due to autism fears | CBC News
70464 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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The expiration date on my mayo is mayo
70437 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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TIL the food in Alcatraz Prison was so good that the guards and prison staff ate the same exact meals as the prisoners. This was because the warden believed most trouble in prison is caused by bad food.
70425 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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this guy needs to be president of Pornhub or something
70363 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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Cannabis May Pose a 'Long-Term Risk' to the Alcohol Industry
70349 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Were you ever that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story?
70113 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Don Jr should just become the side bar for this sub
70079 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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Its been 1 year already since Peter Wang died while attempting to save his fellow classmates
70077 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Not wrong
69954 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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[Image] 10 years and it is still tough some days, but they don't run my life any more!
69950 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Fortnight is the greatest game I've never played
69941 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Ubisoft sent me a promotional email for the private beta of The Division 2 and I've never laughed harder. Got an email a few hours later apologizing for the "offensive subject line" but this was brilliant.
69925 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Can we get an F in the chat
69891 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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TIL that a man was cured of HIV in 2007 with a bone marrow transplant from someone with genes resistant to HIV. He's the first person to ever be cured.
69847 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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Deaf and blind Opal is back by popular demand. Everyone asked what we do for training so here is a little video! Enjoy!
69717 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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This lady is a badass
69700 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Guy kills all four Bachelors with 0 bullets
69658 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Cardinal bird visits family after their grandmother said she would send one as a sign after she passes, and this is their reaction
69604 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Tell me your "I was the Idiot" story. I once took the wrong exit in Detroit. Turns out its the bridge to Canada, and they WILL NOT allow you to turn around. I had to wait an hour to be deported.
69551 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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TIL that in 2015 a Canadian man broke into a home,fed the cats and horses,cooked a meal,did the laundry,wrote in the homeowners diary and was apprehended sitting by a stoked fire while drinking a cup of tea.
69419 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Self aware "bad boy"
69374 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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It should read "So I am being fired". If you don't trust the science behind your chosen career, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING CAREER!
69368 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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The Empire State Building, complete with King Kong, made entirely out of chocolate.
69358 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Logic
69311 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Shoreditch, London
69308 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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My old man in Vietnam, 1970’s
69303 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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True...
69236 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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YouTube just demonetized anti-vax channels.
69218 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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t h a n k y o u
69210 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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2 years ago I had a heart transplant, here’s me holding my old heart. Happy Heart Health Month!
69065 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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Every employee at this Sonic location quit because the new owners lowered their pay to “$4 per hour, plus tips”. But fast food workers never get tipped, so how is this even legal?? Shame on the new owners
69060 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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The smile says it all.
68943 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Chicago.
68868 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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Pope admits clerical abuse of nuns including sexual slavery
68780 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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Clever sign found at a Mexico resort
68774 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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This is what they call "southern hospitality"
68759 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019