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  1. One of the many things too painful to admit

    33843 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  2. Revolutionary 'Trojan horse' drug has successfully treated British patients with six different forms of cancer.

    33840 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  3. I still get corrected either way

    33832 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  4. One more

    33795 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  5. What is he training for?

    33756 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  6. My son was invited to a birthday party to learn "superhero" moves. Aka jujitsu. He took it very seriously.

    33753 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  7. You're never too big for a hug

    33733 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  8. Bisexuals of Reddit, what is something that is a turn on from one sex but a turn off from the other?

    33719 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  9. Rain cloud near the beach

    33713 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  10. Abusive Husband on wedding night

    33712 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  11. Remarkable

    33700 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  12. Sleep with my broccoli 🥦

    33689 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  13. If you could remake any film using only muppets, which film would you remake?

    33687 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  14. Map drawn by retracing historic shipping logs from 1945.

    33683 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  15. Truth.

    33678 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  16. Pink Ranger test run before completion. đź’•

    33674 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  17. TIL Joe Arridy, a mentally disabled man, was executed for a murder he didn’t commit. Unable to comprehend his fate, he laughed & smiled as he entered the gas chamber. “No, no, Joe won’t die” he said to the warden.

    33666 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  18. Not sure if this is the right place to post, but whatever

    33650 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  19. Tulips blooming in the snow

    33639 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  20. TIL male black-widow spiders tend to select their mates by determining if the female has eaten already to avoid being eaten themselves.

    33632 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  21. New York Has Prepared Paul Manafort Charges If Trump Pardons Him

    33626 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  22. You’re coming in here now

    33619 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  23. What’s a banana?

    33616 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  24. Since you guys like Oregon’s coast. Here’s another one! Oregon,Thunder Rock [4000x3000] [OC]

    33606 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  25. Texas Republicans Are Lying About Voter Fraud to Justify a Massive, Racist Voter Purge

    33605 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  26. Literally too Dark!

    33576 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  27. What's an actual, scientifically valid way an apocalypse could happen?

    33570 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  28. The cost of living is out of control

    33561 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  29. La mère Europe.

    33558 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  30. Michael Cohen has been disbarred

    33534 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  31. A new era begins

    33533 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  32. TIL A prison in Washington has created a program called Cuddly Catz,where prisoners are given a cat,which would otherwise probably be euthanized,to care for.

    33527 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  33. So the Link's Awakening remake is looking pretty good!

    33516 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  34. [Image] The lunch lady at work writes a quote of the day on the board everyday. This is what she wrote today.

    33494 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  35. My dad accidentally bought a same sex Valentine’s Day card and instead of getting another card, he drew a little beard on one of the women.

    33494 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  36. The Power of Lighting

    33430 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  37. Someone made a stone rainbow on Hornsea Beach, UK

    33385 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  38. A real Bro

    33371 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  39. On today’s episode of parents who care way more about the sport their kid is participating in than they do:

    33361 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  40. NYC Sex Shop Sued Over 6-Ft Sewage Wall From Condom Buildup

    33359 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  41. One blue wave was not enough: Democrats need another in 2020

    33303 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  42. Every Law Professor With a Twitter Account Says Congressman Matt Gaetz Just Committed Witness Tampering

    33302 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  43. A Tale to tell the Generations

    33300 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  44. Don't fly too close to the sun

    33267 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  45. Woman for equal rights punches a man, get punched back and is shocked.

    33265 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  46. WCGW if I like to leave windows unlocked, and leave a criminal in a room unattended.

    33256 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  47. C.S. Lewis to his goddaughter

    33255 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  48. All mother aren’t great

    33242 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  49. I (28) think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks to wipe after going to the bathroom.

    33212 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  50. Empty road in Hawaii

    33199 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  51. Proud American Farmers

    33184 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  52. How Psilocybin—A.K.A. Shrooms—Could Become the Next Legalized Drug

    33151 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  53. Comedian brutally murdered

    33149 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  54. Here come the false rape accusations

    33127 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  55. How did they mess up that halftime show

    33101 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  56. A true hero

    33058 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  57. Yaaah!

    33053 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  58. I spent a week using a hammer and chisels to carve this Stark direwolf in slate.

    33048 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  59. A dad loving the sight of his son being a dad

    33041 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  60. A "ghost" apple in West Michigan today: Freezing rain coated rotting apples. When the branches were shaken, the mush fell out the bottom while leaving the ice shell intact.

    33025 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  61. Peekaboo birb! (sound on, he's so cute)

    33016 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  62. **waiting intensifies**

    33006 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  63. Cousin of mine

    32987 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  64. Don’t come for her

    32986 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  65. An Australian court on Friday delivered a landmark ruling by rejecting plans to build a coal mine on the grounds it would worsen climate change

    32980 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  66. Told you so

    32976 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  67. Pretty accurate

    32971 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  68. I spilled sparkling water on a newspaper and the bubbles only stuck to the ink

    32956 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  69. Netflix pays /u/Gallowboob to advertise on reddit. He locks the comments and removes any mention of it being obvious advertisement

    32955 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  70. If Donald Trump Were a Woman

    32942 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  71. Democrats Need to Make Getting Rid of the Electoral College a Top Priority - Two Republican losers have “won” the presidency in 16 years—that should be a lesson for Democrats.

    32920 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  72. Rejected by society.

    32917 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  73. David Miscavige, leader of the Scientology cult, is a truly deplorable human being who physically abuses people and destroys families. Let's shine a spotlight on him.

    32910 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  74. She’ll always be your valentine.

    32905 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  75. TIL an episode of The Simpsons titled "Lisa The Greek" correctly predicted the outcome of that year's Super Bowl in 1992 just three days later. When the episode was rebroadcast in '93 and '95 it was redubbed and again predicted the winners.

    32894 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  76. What’s the dumbest shit someone ever said?

    32890 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  77. OnLy BlACK PeOpLE SiNG AbOuT DrUgS!!!

    32883 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  78. A victory

    32877 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  79. Child plays with his best friend across the fence

    32863 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  80. Man wins Australia’s top literary honour for book written in a detention camp and sent, one chapter at a time, via whatsapp

    32862 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  81. Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee

    32845 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  82. This girl breaking her iPad...

    32819 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  83. Mario Gump, by fools paradise

    32817 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  84. In revering Trump, the religious right has laid bare its hypocrisy

    32814 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  85. I’m ashamed if I actually felt this way [Facebook memories are evil]

    32797 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  86. Heated floors + my cat

    32795 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  87. The Lock Picking Lawyer Picks a Chastity Cage With a Condom Wrapper

    32791 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  88. From the boss’ perspective in a horror game, you’re an immortal being who keeps coming back to life to try and kill them. They have to beat you for infinity to stay alive. You only have to beat them once and they’re gone forever. You’re the real terrifying creature

    32783 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  89. I’ve already decided which of the Pokemon games I’m gonna get.

    32758 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  90. The President Has Been Implicated in a Crime. Statutes of Limitations Should Not Save Him.

    32746 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  91. Replenishing the world’s forests would suck enough CO2 from the atmosphere to cancel out a decade of human emissions, according to an ambitious new study. Scientists have established there is room for an additional 1.2 trillion trees to grow in parks, woods and abandoned land across the planet.

    32723 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  92. The net is marble as well.

    32707 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  93. Brett Kavanaugh Is Already Done Pretending He Respects Abortion Rights - And Susan Collins is to blame.

    32678 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  94. Woman that made false rape accusation gets jail time.

    32675 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  95. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduces legislation for a 10-year Green New Deal plan to turn the US carbon neutral

    32661 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  96. Pets mourn too. We suddenly lost our one family dog to a very aggressive disease, last week. His name was Isaac and he was only 6 years old. Here is a picture of his brother, laying on Isaac’s old bed, missing him dearly.

    32657 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  97. I saw you guys liked my Croissant Dragon! Here is another one. I present to you: Chocolate Dragon!

    32649 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  98. At first I thought it was a retro ad, but then I saw MAGA

    32641 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  99. My shirt was a hit at work today, part 2

    32627 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  100. What a pilot goes through during an air show

    32624 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019