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Reddit (Feb 2019)
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Me COOKIE MONSTER. Me want you to come visit me on Sesame Street! Me will bring da COOKIES! AMA.
68740 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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This cunt, that has contributed to entirely preventable and sometimes eradicated diseases make a comeback, by faking a scientific study linking vaccines to autism back in 1998
68638 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Movie bodies before & after
68636 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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A 3-year-old Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween
68607 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Speak the truth and shame the devil
68516 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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I probably could have skipped the flowers...
68481 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Every medal awarded in the 2020 Tokyo Olympics will be made from 100% recycled electronics.
68453 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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The Incredible Shrinking Woman (not really)
67909 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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Two young construction workers in Estonia rescued what they believed was a dog who was stuck in a frozen lake. Carried it to their car and drove him to an animal shelter without having any idea it was a wolf.
67906 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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16-bit Metroid cosplay
67895 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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Tracking of an Eagle over a 20 year period.
67888 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Are rats welcome here??
67871 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Protecting her human
67828 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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TIL that despite being founded in the same city, in the same year and having the same name, Hershey's ice cream and Hershey's chocolate have no affiliation and in fact have had multiple legal disputes due to their shared name.
67805 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Lets all remember Her.
67730 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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Slipknot Singer Says Imagine Dragons Have Replaced Nickelback As The Worst Band
67435 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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All these teens do is play Fortnite and take drugs! They should work for me for free!
67406 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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Living dangerously...
67265 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Plummeting insect numbers threaten collapse of nature
67239 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Police seize almost 7,000 pounds of cannabis from a truck. But the company that bought it says it's all legal
67213 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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$540 worth of Girl Scout cookies! But for the best reason ever. Truly a caring person.
67199 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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Nothing says "oops,I just f*cked up" more than when you try to punch someone and they catch your fist mid air and squeeze it in their hand while laughing at you
67178 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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Talented
67172 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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The Art of picking trash
67003 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Small air bubble
66713 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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Given back to the community
66709 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Jeep things
66701 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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And don’t forget student loans
66654 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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After our ancestors discovered smoking something gets you high - they must have smoked a lot of weird stuff to see what other highs they could get.
66648 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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My $2 thrift store repaint
66633 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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I was the victim in last week's episode of Brooklyn 99! (season 6 episode 6)
66582 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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Baby duck
66553 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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People often forget that there was a time before glasses, which explains many historical myths and legends.
66504 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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My girlfriend painted this and doesn’t think it’s very good. Just kidding. I painted this and think it’s pretty good.
66380 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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TIL bats and dolphins evolved echolocation in the same way (down to the molécular level). An analysis revealed that 200 genes had independently changed in the same ways. This is an extreme example of convergent evolution.
66361 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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2 weeks....
66249 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Good boy keeps the peace
66247 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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Heavy Rain Turns Stairway Into Waterfall
66198 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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That's how every person with Authority in a school should be.
66195 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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Why wouldn't Thoughts and Prayers work at the Border with Mexico too?
66098 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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Move over Simone Biles. These frozen pants just stuck the landing.
66018 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Gabriel Nobre, 19, with his mom and sister right after he found out he’d passed Brazil’s famously difficult university entrance exam. The young man had cut a deal with a prep course to clean the building in exchange for free classes to help him prepare for the exam.
66015 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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This artist’s extraordinary sketchbook
65966 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Show me your tits
65936 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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This spark a smile on my face
65798 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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The ski resort I’m staying at is so high the crisp packets are all inflated due to air pressure
65722 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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TIL that Paul McCartney, as a vegetarian and animal rights activist, only agreed to appear on The Simpsons if Lisa's decision to become a vegetarian in that episode was made permanent. He is literally the only reason Lisa is still a vegetarian.
65699 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"
65691 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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I'm an ex-Scientologist who was trafficked for labor by Scientology from ages 15 - 18. I reported it to the FBI and they did nothing. AMA [Trigger Warning]
65666 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.
65659 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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This one might be worthwhile
65653 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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TIL that Bill and Melinda Gates plan to leave $10 million each to their three kids as an inheritance out of his $80 billion fortune. He is set to give away approximately 99.96% of his wealth to charity and foundations.
65589 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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TIL that the show Scrubs has one of the most accurate portrayals of the actual way a hospital runs and all of its medical cases are taken from real life medical cases.
65579 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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A whole lot of gang member stuff
65478 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
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Evolution of esports. LoL World's championship season 1 vs season 7.
65447 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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PUBG is becoming a horror game..
65415 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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Great sendoff for Duke, thank you for your service
65414 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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Multilinguals, what's your "they didn't realise I could understand their language" story?
65391 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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I’ll just put this here.
65376 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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Two brothers won the lottery on the same day.
65330 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh
65152 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Cardinal admits to Vatican summit that Catholic Church destroyed abuse files
65147 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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TIL that in 36 BCE, Roman statesman Marcus Varro wrote about germs, describing "minute creatures which cannot be seen by the eyes, which...enter the body through the mouth and nose and there cause serious diseases." The germ theory of disease would not be accepted widely for another 1,900 years.
65107 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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TIL A Florida man used a cell phone jammer everyday while travelling to work because he didn't want drivers around him to be distracted on their phones. As a result, he was fined $48,000 by the FCC.
65060 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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Wait. That’s illegal
65049 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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This skit from The Onion News has some of the best acting I’ve ever seen
65041 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Best bus driver ever
65038 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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Quickly deploy-able restraint device
65032 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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They won’t change unless you stop buying Chief.
65026 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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A 5-year-old girl was being teased by her classmates for looking like a boy. Her teacher chopped off her own hair to support her.
65004 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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Purple heart war vet or orange ass hole?
64996 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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Bitcoin investors may be out $190 million after the only guy with the password dies, firm says
64944 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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After His Critique of His Teammates' "Lack of Urgency", LeBron James's Defensive Efforts or Lack Thereof Against the Grizzlies were Spotlighted by NBA Media
64937 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Stop making everything multiplayer, I don't have friends, you assholes
64863 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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TIL: You were more likely to get a job if you had smallpox scars in the 18th century. The scars proved that you already had smallpox and could not pass it on to your employers.
64802 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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Study finds that Juul pushed the vape market into more than doubling the concentration of nicotine in a single pod. Experts say a single 5% vape pod delivers the same amount of nicotine to the body as a pack of cigarettes which in turn makes the product highly addictive for nicotine-naive teens.
64672 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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Ice absorbing the oil and comes off in pieces.
64586 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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TIL that Christopher Walken is one of only two actors (the other being Alec Baldwin) to have a standing offer from Lorne Michaels to host Saturday Night Live whenever his schedule permits. Thus far he has hosted the show 7 times, his most famous appearance being the "More Cowbell!" sketch.
64535 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Marlon Brando proving he really is The Godfather
64513 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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Little hedgehog embroidery I’m currently working on
64503 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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A Dad mic'd up his 4 year old at Hockey practise, its as cute as it sounds.
64492 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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It’s called earned time off for a reason
64391 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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TIL The first U.S. gold rush started in North Carolina in 1803 when a 12-year-old boy found a 17-pound gold nugget on his father’s farm. It supplied all the gold for the nation’s mints until 1829.
64310 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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I am Steven Pruitt, the Wikipedian with over 3 million edits. Ask me anything!
64295 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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Mitch McConnell, Who Voted to Lift Russian Oligarch’s Sanctions, Reportedly Has Deep Ties to Russian Oil Money
64144 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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Men staring into the dark abyss of valentines day cards.
64066 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Tennessee Police Officers Could Be Charged With A Felony For Turning Off Body Cams In Bad Faith
64064 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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retriever plays fetch on ice before NHL game
64059 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Our dorm building only has one facilities person to clean, she works so hard yet the people on my floor are still disgusting. I can't blame her for leaving this note.
64001 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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Just a joke, don't take it to serious.
63956 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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Just havin’ a nibble
63850 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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Ok, now i get it
63792 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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Corgo Maze
63439 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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My boss seriously asked me this. Was back for an hour, now I'm looking for a new job.
63432 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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Anonymous murder is still murder
63391 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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What is something super important that is on the verge of happening?
63382 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Stunt performers risk their lives making actors look good, it's time for the Oscars to reward their work.
63377 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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All that matters is that you’re having fun
63359 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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Mormon missionaries now permitted to phone home once a week. Missionaries have previously been permitted to phone home only twice a year, on Christmas and Mother's Day. Loud and clear: if your church dictates when you can contact your family, you are in a fucking cult.
63349 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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People who read the terms and conditions of any website or game. What's something you think other people should know about them?
63317 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019