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Reddit (Feb 2019)

  1. I'll take your entire stock, please and thank you

    9379 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  2. Found this clock while out shopping. Painting it was fast and Louise-y!

    9367 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  3. Make me cry

    9367 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  4. Girl Scout markets Samoa cookies with Jason Momoa's picture, says Momoa Samoas are a big hit

    9362 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  5. What's the longest you've waited for your wife/gf outside of a store?

    9349 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  6. Megathread: Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un end summit early and fail to reach a deal

    9347 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  7. A perfect fit there is.

    9339 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  8. We live in a society.

    9339 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  9. AITA for “being triggered” by my boyfriend setting rules for my pregnancy weight gain?

    9336 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  10. You VS The gazelle she tells you not to worry anout

    9316 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  11. Jay Wright captured backstage at a Rodarte fashion show, thought it was a painting at first glance!

    9301 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  12. This margarita mix made their label the exact same color as the drink, so that you can't tell it's a wine cocktail and doesn't actually have tequila in it until you're halfway done with it

    9268 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  13. Just turned 18, destroy me before I destroy myself

    9267 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  14. This plate that looks like a cube

    9261 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  15. I would wake up every morning with this view from Lago di Braies, would you too? [OC][1080 × 1350]

    9258 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  16. Thanks for stealing my 4 year-old sons birthday presents. Bonus points for your trashy face tats

    9209 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  17. Nikola Musk?

    9199 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  18. plonk

    9183 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  19. Impeach Trump now

    9182 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  20. Let's Play a Game to Help Us Lose Weight

    9167 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  21. 1992 Mlb All-Star Game

    9165 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  22. Schrodinger's Douchebag is someone who makes hurtful or bigoted statements but only decides whether they were “just kidding” or dead serious based on how negatively or positively their audience reacted.

    9154 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  23. Real relationship

    9148 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  24. That escalated quickly

    9145 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  25. those new york hipsters

    9141 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  26. TX - My 16 year old niece wants me to take her to get vaccinated Saturday under the guise of going to see Alita Battle Angel. Her mom is anti vax, and WILL call the police if she finds out. What are our options?

    9134 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  27. Saddest part is, I personally know her husband and his self esteem has always been low. Poor guy.

    9132 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  28. 20 emails in 24 hours...

    9132 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  29. Revenge of the sith remains the best film in my opinion.

    9131 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  30. Was I(25m) wrong for telling my wife (24f) "If I'm not allowed to have a beard, neither are you."

    9123 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  31. That'll do it

    9122 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  32. I was the victim in last week's episode! (S6.E6)

    9119 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  33. Hi, this morning I lost $172k trading options on my $5k trading account. I was also hit with $46k margin call (Images inside)

    9088 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  34. How do you stop swimming trunks basically enunciating the shape of your dick and balls when coming out of the pool.

    9080 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  35. Someone edited Titans player Bryce Cartwrights wikipedia page after his anti-vax stance was exposed

    9060 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  36. Me getting to bed after a night at bar

    9059 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  37. When you want a golden retriever but are only allowed a cat

    9055 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  38. Adorable newborn Antarctic Fur Seal

    9043 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  39. Silly Linda all you need is this sock .

    9040 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  40. YES!

    9037 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  41. This proactiv ad

    9022 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  42. Lawrence, KS PD just keeping it real

    9012 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  43. Today is Hedy Lamarr's birthday (would've been 103). Became a movie star, got bored, then got into science. Helped the Allies during WWII, developing spread spectrum/frequency-hopping technology. Her work created basis of modern Wi-Fi & Bluetooth. (1940)

    8998 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  44. TIL that it's actually illegal to ride a float in a Mardis Gras parade in New Orleans without wearing a mask. The tradition was started to allow people of different social classes to mingle without damaging their reputations.

    8994 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  45. Coincidence?

    8991 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  46. What are your dating tips for 2019?

    8971 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  47. Telsa Model 3 stops itself to avoid potentially disastrous accident

    8925 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  48. First Poster for Ari Aster’s new film - “Midsommar”

    8918 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  49. Have at it fellas :)

    8909 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  50. 2meirl4meirl

    8908 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  51. Mistakes were made...

    8907 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  52. What can you add to your house makes it more comfortable and cozy?

    8890 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  53. Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part V

    8885 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  54. Many people desperately WANT the enrichment of a hobby, but can't seem to find something they're really interested in or passionate about. What activity do you enjoy and why would you recommend it?

    8873 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  55. It isn’t just them

    8867 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  56. ToS of social media platforms

    8866 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  57. Company refusing to allow me to take personally owned tools home.

    8850 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  58. Robert Kraft charged in prostitution bust

    8836 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  59. Ink in motion

    8836 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  60. Weird shit u missin when not sorting by new.

    8835 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  61. I'm a 27 years old guy with albinism and you can AmA

    8830 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  62. What everyone else sees in your redhat

    8822 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  63. Who Else?

    8803 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  64. Greenhouse with stained glass doors

    8796 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  65. ELI5: Why is it so common to be circumsiced in the US, and not in the rest of the world?

    8796 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  66. It's just a myth....

    8783 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  67. Completely obliterate what’s left of my self esteem.

    8775 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  68. Many Christians seem to think "atheist" is synonymous with being "angry" with God

    8774 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  69. Nobody noticed this prankster disguised a player

    8774 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  70. Anon goes to the library

    8762 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  71. You spelled "I let losers cum in me" wrong.

    8747 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  72. 'ISIS bride' Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen: Sec. Pompeo

    8731 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  73. Poor guy

    8718 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  74. r/bikinibottomtwitter users after seeing the super bowl halftime show (2019, colorized)

    8717 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  75. New BOLA rule: No sexual assault posts. There's nothing "best of" about sexual assault.

    8705 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  76. Denuvo 5.6, used in Metro Exodus, has been cracked in five days

    8704 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  77. My mother said she would kill herself the day I graduate high school (WA)

    8697 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  78. [MEME] Half of this subreddit

    8688 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  79. independent coffee shop using starbucks mug to hold the toilet bowl brush

    8651 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  80. What's going on with people being mad during the Superbowl?

    8642 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  81. Why does Canada not include dental care in its healthcare coverage?

    8638 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  82. Rep. Matt Gaetz openly committing witness intimidation

    8624 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  83. I drew some pretty explosions

    8614 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  84. In 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' (2017), when Happy goes to retrieve Peter's new Spiderman suit in its metal case, he has a hard time pulling it out of the car trunk. When Peter offers to carry it himself, he runs with the case in hand with ease, showing a subtle glimpse of his super strength.

    8612 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  85. How I met your mother

    8599 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  86. How did Apple’s AirPods go from mockery to millennial status symbol?

    8573 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  87. AITA to be creeped out by how a waiter treated my daughter and for making her say thank you?

    8572 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  88. So long partner

    8558 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  89. Took Reddit's advice and got a haircut... Can't wait to see what you come up with now

    8552 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  90. [OC] What lies beneath when dawn breaks at House of Refuge. Martin County, Florida. [2254x3006]

    8549 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  91. This sticker on stop sign in Warsaw

    8545 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  92. New Jersey becomes fourth state to increase minimum wage to $15

    8537 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  93. I’ve never smiled so much in my life

    8533 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  94. My school cafeteria dips the thermometer in hot milk before they put it back into food and fake the temperature for a photo. The photo is meant to prove that the food is cooked at well temperature....

    8512 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  95. Keep it in the family

    8500 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  96. Let’s just keep electing baby boomers??

    8498 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  97. Black magic tightrope walking

    8489 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  98. Custom card ?

    8486 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  99. G'day Reddit, The Chaser here. We'd love if you guys could help with our mission to see if this picture of a majestic bin chicken can out-rate the Today show

    8486 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  100. The huge spike of serial killers during the 60s and 70s might be a direct result of fathers with PTSD from WWII coming back home and raising these kids.

    8475 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019