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Reddit (Feb 2019)
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I'll take your entire stock, please and thank you
9379 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Found this clock while out shopping. Painting it was fast and Louise-y!
9367 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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Make me cry
9367 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Girl Scout markets Samoa cookies with Jason Momoa's picture, says Momoa Samoas are a big hit
9362 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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What's the longest you've waited for your wife/gf outside of a store?
9349 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Megathread: Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un end summit early and fail to reach a deal
9347 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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A perfect fit there is.
9339 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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We live in a society.
9339 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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AITA for “being triggered” by my boyfriend setting rules for my pregnancy weight gain?
9336 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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You VS The gazelle she tells you not to worry anout
9316 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Jay Wright captured backstage at a Rodarte fashion show, thought it was a painting at first glance!
9301 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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This margarita mix made their label the exact same color as the drink, so that you can't tell it's a wine cocktail and doesn't actually have tequila in it until you're halfway done with it
9268 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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Just turned 18, destroy me before I destroy myself
9267 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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This plate that looks like a cube
9261 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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I would wake up every morning with this view from Lago di Braies, would you too? [OC][1080 × 1350]
9258 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Thanks for stealing my 4 year-old sons birthday presents. Bonus points for your trashy face tats
9209 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Nikola Musk?
9199 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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plonk
9183 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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Impeach Trump now
9182 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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Let's Play a Game to Help Us Lose Weight
9167 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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1992 Mlb All-Star Game
9165 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Schrodinger's Douchebag is someone who makes hurtful or bigoted statements but only decides whether they were “just kidding” or dead serious based on how negatively or positively their audience reacted.
9154 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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Real relationship
9148 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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That escalated quickly
9145 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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those new york hipsters
9141 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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TX - My 16 year old niece wants me to take her to get vaccinated Saturday under the guise of going to see Alita Battle Angel. Her mom is anti vax, and WILL call the police if she finds out. What are our options?
9134 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Saddest part is, I personally know her husband and his self esteem has always been low. Poor guy.
9132 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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20 emails in 24 hours...
9132 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Revenge of the sith remains the best film in my opinion.
9131 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Was I(25m) wrong for telling my wife (24f) "If I'm not allowed to have a beard, neither are you."
9123 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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That'll do it
9122 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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I was the victim in last week's episode! (S6.E6)
9119 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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Hi, this morning I lost $172k trading options on my $5k trading account. I was also hit with $46k margin call (Images inside)
9088 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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How do you stop swimming trunks basically enunciating the shape of your dick and balls when coming out of the pool.
9080 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Someone edited Titans player Bryce Cartwrights wikipedia page after his anti-vax stance was exposed
9060 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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Me getting to bed after a night at bar
9059 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
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When you want a golden retriever but are only allowed a cat
9055 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
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Adorable newborn Antarctic Fur Seal
9043 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
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Silly Linda all you need is this sock .
9040 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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YES!
9037 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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This proactiv ad
9022 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Lawrence, KS PD just keeping it real
9012 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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Today is Hedy Lamarr's birthday (would've been 103). Became a movie star, got bored, then got into science. Helped the Allies during WWII, developing spread spectrum/frequency-hopping technology. Her work created basis of modern Wi-Fi & Bluetooth. (1940)
8998 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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TIL that it's actually illegal to ride a float in a Mardis Gras parade in New Orleans without wearing a mask. The tradition was started to allow people of different social classes to mingle without damaging their reputations.
8994 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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Coincidence?
8991 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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What are your dating tips for 2019?
8971 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
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Telsa Model 3 stops itself to avoid potentially disastrous accident
8925 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
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First Poster for Ari Aster’s new film - “Midsommar”
8918 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
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Have at it fellas :)
8909 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
8908 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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Mistakes were made...
8907 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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What can you add to your house makes it more comfortable and cozy?
8890 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part V
8885 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Many people desperately WANT the enrichment of a hobby, but can't seem to find something they're really interested in or passionate about. What activity do you enjoy and why would you recommend it?
8873 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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It isn’t just them
8867 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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ToS of social media platforms
8866 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Company refusing to allow me to take personally owned tools home.
8850 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Robert Kraft charged in prostitution bust
8836 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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Ink in motion
8836 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Weird shit u missin when not sorting by new.
8835 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
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I'm a 27 years old guy with albinism and you can AmA
8830 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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What everyone else sees in your redhat
8822 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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Who Else?
8803 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
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Greenhouse with stained glass doors
8796 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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ELI5: Why is it so common to be circumsiced in the US, and not in the rest of the world?
8796 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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It's just a myth....
8783 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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Completely obliterate what’s left of my self esteem.
8775 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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Many Christians seem to think "atheist" is synonymous with being "angry" with God
8774 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Nobody noticed this prankster disguised a player
8774 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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Anon goes to the library
8762 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
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You spelled "I let losers cum in me" wrong.
8747 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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'ISIS bride' Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen: Sec. Pompeo
8731 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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Poor guy
8718 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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r/bikinibottomtwitter users after seeing the super bowl halftime show (2019, colorized)
8717 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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New BOLA rule: No sexual assault posts. There's nothing "best of" about sexual assault.
8705 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Denuvo 5.6, used in Metro Exodus, has been cracked in five days
8704 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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My mother said she would kill herself the day I graduate high school (WA)
8697 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
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[MEME] Half of this subreddit
8688 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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independent coffee shop using starbucks mug to hold the toilet bowl brush
8651 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
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What's going on with people being mad during the Superbowl?
8642 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
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Why does Canada not include dental care in its healthcare coverage?
8638 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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Rep. Matt Gaetz openly committing witness intimidation
8624 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
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I drew some pretty explosions
8614 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
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In 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' (2017), when Happy goes to retrieve Peter's new Spiderman suit in its metal case, he has a hard time pulling it out of the car trunk. When Peter offers to carry it himself, he runs with the case in hand with ease, showing a subtle glimpse of his super strength.
8612 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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How I met your mother
8599 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
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How did Apple’s AirPods go from mockery to millennial status symbol?
8573 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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AITA to be creeped out by how a waiter treated my daughter and for making her say thank you?
8572 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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So long partner
8558 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
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Took Reddit's advice and got a haircut... Can't wait to see what you come up with now
8552 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
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[OC] What lies beneath when dawn breaks at House of Refuge. Martin County, Florida. [2254x3006]
8549 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
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This sticker on stop sign in Warsaw
8545 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
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New Jersey becomes fourth state to increase minimum wage to $15
8537 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
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I’ve never smiled so much in my life
8533 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
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My school cafeteria dips the thermometer in hot milk before they put it back into food and fake the temperature for a photo. The photo is meant to prove that the food is cooked at well temperature....
8512 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
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Keep it in the family
8500 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
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Let’s just keep electing baby boomers??
8498 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
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Black magic tightrope walking
8489 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
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Custom card ?
8486 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
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G'day Reddit, The Chaser here. We'd love if you guys could help with our mission to see if this picture of a majestic bin chicken can out-rate the Today show
8486 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
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The huge spike of serial killers during the 60s and 70s might be a direct result of fathers with PTSD from WWII coming back home and raising these kids.
8475 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019