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Reddit (Feb 2019)

  1. Microsoft security chief: IE is not a browser, so stop using it as your default

    16233 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  2. Metro dev: If Exodus underperforms next game won't be on PC

    16230 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  3. By his reaction I’m guessing that took a while... and possible a few bottles

    16225 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  4. ESPN

    16213 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  5. While I would love a Kamala movie, this is very saddening to think about.

    16209 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  6. Found some armor in my hotel lobby

    16194 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  7. Girl I follow on Twitter accidentally uploaded the unedited version yesterday and then quickly deleted once she realized, I screenshotted immediately and she uploaded the facetuned version today lmao

    16181 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  8. When you bamboozle yourself

    16174 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  9. meow in real life

    16173 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  10. Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

    16171 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  11. Married / 42 / permenantly pissed off! Do your worst! I've probably heard your shit before.

    16153 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  12. Putting change back in your wallet at the grocery starter pack

    16145 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  13. Good friends build you up

    16133 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  14. What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

    16114 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  15. Subway being a bro

    16113 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  16. Please kill me.

    16112 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  17. That tire cover though.

    16111 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  18. Behold, our majestic German Shepherd.

    16109 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  19. That’s cute. You actually believe in __________? Grow up.

    16105 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  20. Suffering from depression

    16097 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  21. A worker did not get paid for couple of months, smashes his boss’ Mercedes Benz after he left it running outside. Smashing!

    16084 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  22. Thought this belonged

    16080 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  23. Brick that cunt

    16076 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  24. hit me w your best shot

    16071 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  25. What’s something women find attractive that you wish they didn’t?

    16063 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  26. What a dumbass

    16056 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  27. nASty FUCkER kEEps caT lOCKeD IN TRAshBin

    16051 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  28. Maybe Canada should build a wall

    16031 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  29. Special counsel prosecutors say they have communications of Stone with WikiLeaks

    16027 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  30. How to work at PETA

    16023 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  31. A group of twats moved in to plunder the gas station

    16015 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  32. Because it's really easy to convert to it and very hard to convert back

    16010 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  33. Monkeys grooming a stray dog

    16008 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  34. Chemical Reaction [OC]

    16001 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  35. Infuriating to this American ...

    15996 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  36. I recreated the "This is fine" meme in the Dreams beta [GIF]

    15992 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  37. When you smell someone making food

    15971 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  38. This beautiful art is damn interesting.

    15929 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  39. This is Andy (1 yrs old) and he has a problem with his digestive system so he can only eat sitting up. He still is yet to be adopted but when he does, he comes with his high chair!

    15928 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  40. Racists strike again

    15926 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  41. I hate Instagram

    15920 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  42. AITA for telling my girlfriend her hate for babies is pathetic and doesn't make her cool or edgy?

    15895 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  43. San Diego-Based Men's Group Wins U.S. Suit: Women Must Register for Draft

    15880 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  44. Intoxicated man vs. Airport security

    15871 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  45. Fairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you can't take down this powerhouse of win.

    15868 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  46. Sleepy child

    15841 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  47. (va) My son stole a rare toy from my brother. My brother is refusing to take it back and is threatening to get the police involved. What do I do?

    15826 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  48. Flower encased in ice.

    15824 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  49. Expects a NANNY for 60 hours per week at a buck an hour.

    15822 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  50. Why!?!

    15813 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  51. hmmm

    15805 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  52. Over 8,000 marijuana convictions in San Francisco dismissed with help from a computer algorithm

    15800 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  53. [IMAGE] Last year my dad was diagnosed with stage 4 stomach cancer and given one or two years to live. This last week he’s now 6 months cancer free. Here’s what he had to say...

    15796 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  54. Trump says Democrats 'cannot legitimately win' 2020 presidential election

    15787 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  55. We don't care about fancy backgrounds and your life story

    15775 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  56. Why is it socially acceptable to throw shade at white people?

    15772 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  57. Wait! Don’t do it!

    15768 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  58. Later he blocked me

    15750 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  59. Basically this entire sub in a nutshell

    15740 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  60. I crocheted this little Otter for Valentine's day :)

    15740 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  61. yes we need it

    15735 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  62. TIL an Assistant US Attorney investigating sexual predators & drug rings was found stabbed 36 times, hundreds of miles from his home. Some wounds were on his back, his hands shredded, his scrotum & neck sliced & there was an unidentified fingerprint in his car. His death was ruled suicide.

    15732 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  63. God DAMN she’s hot! If only she weren’t _____

    15727 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  64. We have a spending problem

    15724 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  65. Bernie Sanders’s 2020 policy agenda: Medicare for All; action on climate change; $15 an hour minimum wage

    15718 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  66. Shocked owls, Digital, A4

    15711 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  67. Why be there for your hospitalized son when you can get Twitter likes and be a homewrecker

    15688 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  68. lemme at them

    15681 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  69. Creating the perfect look

    15672 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  70. H O L Y B O YE

    15669 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  71. PsBattle: A Bunny with Large Ears Standing at a Door

    15655 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  72. For every action,

    15648 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  73. Donald Trump Is So Mad at Saturday Night Live That He Went on an Unhinged Rant Against the Networks

    15639 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  74. Jaxcsunn

    15618 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  75. ‘Monty Python’s Classic Comedy ‘Life of Brian’ To Receive 40th Anniversary Re-Release in 400 Theaters

    15616 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  76. This albino reindeer I saw while travelling in Finnish Lapland

    15615 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  77. the flat earth on this tshirt is definitely not a joke

    15609 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  78. AITA for making an obese man pay me cash to take up part of my seat on a long flight?

    15606 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  79. To hate on men

    15599 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  80. What about the droid attack on the droids?

    15579 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  81. This Giant-killing

    15560 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  82. [Image] I saw on FB.... but it’s so good idc!

    15557 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  83. I was watching the Mr. Rogers documentary today and he died a horrible painful death of stomach cancer. It reinforced my belief that there is no God. Mr Rogers was an amazing and thoughtful man and didn’t deserve to die that way.

    15554 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  84. Calling a girl a "cunt" is literally the equivalent of calling a guy a "dick" and should be treated as such, but our society treats is as way worse.

    15549 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  85. As the child of legal immigrants. Illegal immigrants can go get fucked.

    15536 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  86. After countless hours, I've finally completed every achievement for every Assassin's Creed game on the Microsoft platform ever released!

    15525 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  87. In Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Captain Barbossa is so used to the list of his boat, that he can pour wine without even looking at it.

    15513 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  88. Fuck you if you "tailgate" people when you drive. You are a bully. You are endangering the safety of other drivers and frankly, you're just an asshole who doesn't deserve to have a license.

    15484 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  89. Hey, nobody cares

    15482 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  90. Bobby Ross

    15481 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  91. ANN PERKINS!

    15477 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  92. FBI now investigating fire at Planned Parenthood clinic as possible hate crime

    15446 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  93. Members of an elite unit of misfits led by a Choctaw descent, preparing to parachute behind Nazi enemy lines to destroy two bridges and secure a third in support of the the D-Day invasion, 1944

    15414 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  94. This little baby goat and his friend

    15398 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  95. Pierce Brosnan

    15398 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  96. Those damn floats...

    15396 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  97. $5000 for what

    15396 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  98. Security footage of dam failure in Brazil

    15375 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  99. At least he's cute

    15366 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  100. Woman threatens to sue me because i posted her on reddit

    15361 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019