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  1. Michael gets declined by NASA :(

    48473 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  2. What’s the one horror movie that genuinely terrified you while watching it?

    48427 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  3. [Megathread] Federal Judge Concludes Paul Manafort Lied to Special Counsel

    48406 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  4. what character had the best character arc?

    48394 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  5. Ryan Reynolds

    48334 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  6. This guy selling his action figures on eBay

    48301 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  7. This guy chillin with his dog in London

    48281 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  8. skyscraper window cleaners of reddit, what is most bizarre thing you’ve ever seen on the job?

    48270 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  9. State of emergency is declared after more than 50 polar bears invade Russian town

    48238 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  10. Trump Ordered Officials to Give Jared Kushner a Security Clearance

    48203 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  11. Girls with highly critical mothers are more likely to have engaged in non-suicidal self-injury, including cutting and burning, according to a new study of 204 children (ages 7-11) published in Psychiatry Research.

    48187 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  12. beautiful

    48171 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  13. What hobby would you like to give a try but don't because of the expense?

    48153 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  14. Invites me to a game, leaves shortly afterwards and messages me this.

    48136 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  15. I am gonna start a business now

    48136 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  16. Cultured meat, also known as clean, cell-based or slaughter-free meat, is grown from stem cells taken from a live animal without the need for slaughter. If commercialized successfully, it could solve many of the environmental, animal welfare and public health issues of animal agriculture.

    48118 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  17. Alberta veterinarians vote to ban declawing, ear cropping, tail docking surgeries

    48115 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  18. I am the guy caught on TV eating pizza during the Michael Cohen hearing, AMA!

    48091 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  19. Interesting stuff

    48063 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  20. I have the best job

    48040 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  21. Skype removes the "Exit" option; replaces it with "Hide". The Hide button does not hide Skype - it opens it.

    48023 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  22. Finally somewhere someone is going against the anti-vaxers

    48001 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  23. Fruits and Vegetables

    47969 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  24. The inner layer of a bank vault.

    47968 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  25. The saga continues

    47968 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  26. TIFU by not washing under my foreskin for the first 15 years of my life

    47957 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  27. Reddit Users Rally Against Chinese Censorship After the Site Receives a $150 Million Reported Investment

    47944 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  28. Rapper Denzel Curry covers Rage Against The Machine's song Bulls on Parade and absolutely nails it

    47937 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  29. POKÉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer #2

    47936 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  30. "Can you try edit my mum out of this photo"

    47909 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  31. Genetically modified T-cells hunting down and killing cancer cells. Represents one of the next major frontiers in clinical oncology.

    47891 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  32. Would be funnier if Kamala Harris said it tho 😂

    47875 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  33. A new era has begun

    47871 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  34. I got a cat recently. I am happy with my decision.

    47822 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  35. Wholesome couple

    47819 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  36. Fake texts called out. OP couldn't even think of a real country.

    47781 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  37. Father spinning gun on finger accidentally shoots self at daughter's birthday party

    47777 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  38. My wife and I got married over Thanksgiving after 10 years together. Her Grandma immediately got to work on my Christmas Stocking. She just finished it. I think it's awesome.

    47715 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  39. USA is shaking and crying

    47709 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  40. “Them boys do work” my history professor

    47706 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  41. My brother took my headphones and put them back like nothing was wrong...

    47704 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  42. TIL There's a zip file titled '42.zip'. It's known as a zip bomb or 'zip of death' because it's original size is only 42 kilobytes. But when it's uncompressed, it expands to 4.5 petabytes (4,500,000 gigabytes), crashing the antivirus program and then the system.

    47687 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  43. Just like Maroon 5

    47687 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  44. TIL that when King James I of England had trouble fattening up his horses, court jester Archibald Armstrong suggested that His Majesty make the horses bishops and they would fatten in no time.

    47684 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  45. "18/19 Year Old Slowly Destroying His Life Starter Pack"

    47611 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  46. TIL that an autistic man,who was called "stupid" by a gym instructor,taught himself law and won a discrimination lawsuit against the gym.

    47532 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  47. What have you seen genuinely shitty people do that they thought was perfectly acceptable?

    47524 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  48. Republicans who held 33 hearings on Benghazi complain that Cohen’s testimony was a waste of time

    47524 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  49. Stop appropriating Japanese culture!!

    47504 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  50. Finally a car of culture

    47489 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  51. Last laugh

    47467 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  52. Weeeeeee!

    47460 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  53. Just living my best life...worry about yourself

    47448 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  54. TIL that Steve Irwin paid for one of his security guards to go and train MMA in the USA, that security guard, Kyle Noke, would go on to fight in the UFC and credits Irwin as a major reason why he achieved his dreams.

    47427 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  55. Don’t believe President Trump when he says its a “priority” to protect Americans with pre-existing conditions: His administration is asking a federal court to rule Obamacare’s ban on pre-existing conditions unconstitutional.

    47422 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  56. These are known as “Ghost Apples.” They are created when freezing rain coats rotting apples, and when the mushy rotten apple falls out, it leaves a shell of ice.

    47383 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  57. Woman that left UK to join ISIS has her British Citizenship revoked

    47351 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  58. The Greek deputy Heath Minister, Polakis, smoking (illegally) inside the Ministry of Health during a no-tobacco day conference

    47342 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  59. If i try to be the first one

    47335 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  60. Fresh Muscles Will Spasm If You Put Salt On Them

    47328 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  61. She's singing again

    47316 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  62. Why are you laughing?

    47305 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  63. Just a piece of log....

    47297 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  64. Insane move sends opponent flying

    47275 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  65. Baby bunny I embroidered

    47238 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  66. Why do people wear shoes in the house?

    47236 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  67. A federal election will be rerun because of fraud. Republicans aren’t talking about it much.

    47221 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  68. Boomer murdered for shitty take (resubmitted with censoring)

    47198 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  69. Elon Musk Releases All Tesla Patents To Help Save The Earth: "If we clear a path to the creation of compelling electric vehicles, but then lay intellectual property landmines behind us to inhibit others, we are acting in a manner contrary to that goal."

    47144 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  70. how midwesterners call their dogs

    47113 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  71. Praise the Helix!

    47108 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  72. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says There's 'No Question' She'd Vote To Impeach Trump: 'I Don’t Even Know Why It’s Controversial'

    47107 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  73. Real life superhero

    47103 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  74. TIL California Governor Leland Stanford Sr. lost his only child to Typhoid. Because of this Stanford Sr. decided to honour his dead son by spending his fortune to build Stanford University, telling his wife that "the children of California shall be our children".

    47091 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  75. He's got some moves

    47070 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  76. Over 11 years ago I met my friend Bruce playing Halo 3. We’d have never met if it wasn’t for online gaming, He lives in Washington and I live in California. But after getting to meet up a few times over the years he got to come with me on a cruise to the Bahamas. Pretty crazy how gaming got us here

    46985 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  77. A bunch of conformist posers

    46975 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  78. Keeping the Wii Shop Channel open for as long as possible: Day... End. A power outage has struck, ending my journey. Thank you to all of my followers and to everyone who helped along this journey. Thank you Nintendo for 12 years of joy. May the shop stay with us forever <3

    46948 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  79. On September 11th, 2001 this was the view from the international space station

    46936 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  80. Gang gang gang

    46856 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  81. Why mom

    46816 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  82. Sign this man ASAP

    46744 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  83. Inflatable monsters outside of car dealerships

    46738 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  84. TIFU by accidentally asking my wife's sister for a three way.

    46733 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  85. Have I ceased to exist?

    46732 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  86. What part of being an adult were you absolutely not prepared for?

    46731 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  87. Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

    46720 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  88. Dogs are the best!

    46640 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  89. Big heart, medium heart, tiny heart

    46612 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  90. [UPDATE] 5 months on, he is done, and marching out of there with purpose!

    46598 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  91. "Do you ever wash those??" 😾

    46591 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  92. I make things out of yarn. Here's a sweater I knitted and a Charizard I just finished crocheting.

    46563 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  93. Pakistan shoots down two Indian aircraft inside Pakistani airspace; one pilot arrested

    46561 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  94. Someone's family on my 5 dollar bill

    46559 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  95. Disney lost the Best Animated Film for the first time since 2006

    46533 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  96. Which insanely popular or successful movie you secretly hate but are afraid to say if in the open fearing backlash from "fans"?

    46532 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  97. Baking

    46499 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  98. TIL that in light of the violence caused by kids trying to obtain limited Jordan’s, Hakeem Olajuwon released a cheap, $15 shoe and try and end the appeal of expensive shoe wear, stating: “How can a poor working mother with three boys buy Nikes or Reeboks that cost $120?”

    46471 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  99. TIL in 1994, the Surgeon General of the U.S. was fired for saying masturbation is "part of human sexuality, and perhaps should be taught."

    46461 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  100. TIL that X% of Y is the same as Y% of X, so for example 32% of 50 is the same as 50% of 32, which is 16.

    46425 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019