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Reddit (Feb 2019)

  1. Pls sir, can I trouble you for sausages?

    36476 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  2. Can I get an amen

    36476 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  3. Trump misses Senate deadline to report on Khashoggi killing

    36434 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  4. Aren't we all? :(

    36380 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  5. It's so cold that you can see this bird's tweets.

    36375 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  6. Aloha to dat, brudda

    36372 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  7. weebs

    36360 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  8. What does the parrot say?

    36351 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  9. My Dad became a US citizen today.

    36329 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  10. LPT: If you like a lot of Parmesan cheese on your pasta, put it on the pasta and mix it around before you cover it in the sauce. Every noodle will be coated in cheese and covered in sauce. It will change your life.

    36326 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  11. What photograph isn't really that spectacular, but with the backstory/context it says a whole lot more?

    36322 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  12. Incredible well performed face transplant

    36307 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  13. Trump said he’d cut the national debt ‘very quickly.’ It just hit a record $22 trillion.

    36295 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  14. Oh, grandma

    36275 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  15. A lone Bonsai Tree growing from a submerged log in the middle of a lake. Fairy Lake, Vancouver Islands.

    36273 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  16. Mr. Cuba who last week requested 100 cards for his 100th birthday, got over 3,000 cards today. March 2 is his birthday, I'd say he's in for alot more.

    36250 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  17. Oh Dusty.

    36246 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  18. YouTube’s copyright system is so broken that you can just make a channel and strike anyone. WOW

    36246 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  19. People ask what you do for a living so they can calculate the level of respect they will give you.

    36205 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  20. Shes not happy

    36204 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  21. AI may replace today's jobs, but imagine a teacher for every student and no lines for the doctor

    36202 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  22. Why are you crying...?

    36185 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  23. President Trump Declares National Emergency at the Southern Border

    36149 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  24. Hubble Accidentally Discovers a New Galaxy in Cosmic Neighborhood - The loner galaxy is in our own cosmic backyard, only 30 million light-years away

    36147 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  25. Butter-scented chemical linked to "popcorn lung" (bronchiolitis obliterans) discovered in vape juices, and is the most common flavoring chemical in e-liquids. In the new study, the chemical, together with another similar one, was found to impair the function of the lungs when inhaled.

    36141 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  26. Amish rebuilding a barn that burned down less than 36hrs ago.

    36106 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  27. RIP to my face...

    36106 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  28. Perfect day for a cannonball

    36096 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  29. Manequin slaughter

    36088 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  30. We can all agree now...

    36069 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  31. This checkout line for parents at my local grocery store

    36062 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  32. TIFU by telling my three year old daughter that I would eat her booty

    36044 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  33. I think we all know who should really play J. Jonah Jameson in the MCU

    36039 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  34. she's beautiful 🐱

    36020 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  35. This clothing store is undergoing construction, so they dressed their mannequins Appropriately.

    35998 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  36. I’m ethan, an 18 year old who made national headlines for getting vaccinated despite an antivaxx mother. AMA!

    35990 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  37. The DC Circuit Ruled That Robert Mueller Was "Properly Appointed"

    35968 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  38. Doom themed office party

    35964 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  39. Reddit users are the least valuable of any social network

    35941 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  40. Professional skiier Max Hauke gets caught in the act using performance enhancing drugs under the skiing world cup

    35914 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  41. Colorado jogger fends off, kills mountain lion on rural trail

    35906 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  42. e x t i n g u i s h (OC)

    35901 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  43. Nice, stealing from a teenage cancer patient

    35884 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  44. Because to them, you are the whole world.

    35883 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  45. That’s why you don’t lie, kids.

    35861 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  46. Those who have been caught masturbating or having sex how did you handle that? What happened?

    35860 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  47. You thought Ross with Nicolas Cage's face was unsettling...

    35854 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  48. Do you have a minute to talk about our good boye

    35845 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  49. the most wholesome parents

    35836 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  50. Elephants came in the dark for a swim in the river near my home

    35830 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  51. My King It´s an honor… to die by your side.

    35812 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  52. McDonald’s Happy Meals Now Come With Roald Dahl Books Instead of Toys in New Zealand

    35778 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  53. This is true power of Reddit

    35735 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  54. Biracial twins, Lucy and Maria.

    35732 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  55. Sometimes the smallest thing can make someone’s whole day

    35725 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  56. What the hell, bruh

    35723 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  57. TIL that when cable was introduced it was advertised as having no commercials due to being a paying service.

    35702 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  58. A Dutch historian has become a social media star after an epic rant against the super-rich in front of the super-rich at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

    35698 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  59. Administrator, wife stole $1.2M from church to pay for vacations, sports tickets

    35680 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  60. Winston is my Valentine

    35675 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  61. Mother’s about Nature not Nurture

    35663 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  62. Trump offers socialism for the rich, capitalism for everyone else

    35663 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  63. Deadmau5 says he will longer partner with or stream on Twitch due to the platform's double standards on censorship and suspensions after receiving a ban

    35654 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  64. Happy 75th Creed!

    35649 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  65. Upskirting becomes criminal offence as new law comes into effect in England and Wales

    35639 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  66. Need more people like him.

    35603 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  67. Take care kiddos

    35590 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  68. Revolt against the Rich - Nobel laureates, a new congresswoman and others urge raising taxes on the ultrawealthy to counter surging inequality.

    35540 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  69. This tree grew over a grave stone and took the cross with it

    35529 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  70. They are not ready for it.

    35526 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  71. It's cheaper in China! Give it to me for that price or I'll report you for mocking my disability!

    35526 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  72. Bo Burnham’s acceptance speech after winning the Writers Guild Award for Original Screenplay

    35513 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  73. Pen ink on a leaf zooming through a puddle

    35508 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  74. TIL a woman disappeared while working on a Disney cruise ship. It was believed she was assaulted & then thrown overboard. Disney seemingly covered it up, destroying evidence & lying to her family about what happened.

    35503 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  75. Michigan Man Dies After Falling Into Tank Of Sulfuric Acid In South Lyon

    35502 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  76. TIFU by opening up to my boss

    35497 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  77. Trump accused of breaking law after refusing to report to Congress on Khashoggi’s brutal killing

    35491 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  78. 9 year old army at Super Bowl

    35469 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  79. Everytime.

    35452 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  80. Geordie

    35449 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  81. My school’s principal outside making it safe for dismissal. I have never seen this quality of leadership at any other school. She is amazing

    35446 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  82. 🔥 Beautiful blue Mycean Mushroom 🔥

    35443 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  83. She's from 2500 years ago, and the mummy of the Siberian Ice Maiden is way cooler than I am.

    35435 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  84. People are giving out games so why not. I want to top the guy who is giving out 4 games, so I'm giving out $500 worth of games.

    35430 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  85. This is metal

    35404 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  86. Venezuela soldiers leave posts at border

    35393 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  87. I always wanted to be Shrek

    35384 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  88. I met the great Hello There himself

    35351 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  89. Emergency my ass

    35337 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  90. Reddit markdown codes

    35316 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  91. But war...war never changes...

    35306 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  92. Not the vase!!!!

    35279 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  93. 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠

    35263 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  94. TIL that Country Time Lemonade once offered free legal assistance when children’s lemonade stands were being ticketed by local governments. The titled the service, Legalaid.

    35263 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  95. 🔥 Highly successful honeybee 🔥

    35252 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  96. Tennessee becomes first state in the South with hate crime law protecting transgender people

    35251 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  97. This clean ice

    35232 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  98. Chris Hemsworth to Play Hulk Hogan in Biopic Directed by Todd Phillips

    35225 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  99. Nice guy demands a gf

    35224 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  100. Sierra Leone president declares rape a national emergency

    35209 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019