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  1. Wanted to see how this locust jumps in slo-mo

    85027 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  2. Perfect cosplay doesn't exis....

    84877 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  3. Whoever paid for it, it was worth every penny.

    84870 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  4. Captain America is always a gentleman

    84611 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  5. Franceska Mann, arrived at Auschwitz in 1943, when ordered to strip, she did so provocatively, distracting the guards. She grabbed the roll call officers gun and shot him dead, then wounded one more before other prisoners joined her rebellion, before all being shot dead, 1940's

    84478 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  6. Cardinal George Pell, once the third most powerful man in the Vatican and Australia’s most senior Catholic, has been found guilty of child sexual abuse after a trial in Melbourne.

    84405 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  7. TIL in 1981 a man named Roger Fischer had an idea for a volunteer to have ICBM launch codes put in their chest cavity. In the event of an emergency, the volunteer would carry a knife to be killed with. It was meant to force the personal killing of one man to start the impersonal killing of millions.

    84385 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  8. This bunny is an absolute unit.

    84357 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  9. Opportunity did not answer NASA’s final call, and it’s now gone to us

    84330 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  10. Street artists are insane

    84328 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  11. Found this guy in Afghanistan. I brought him home cause he was cool as shit.

    84178 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  12. This is what an oasis in Libya looks like

    84118 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  13. A God is walking among us

    84092 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  14. Is everything alright? Why did you stop?

    83798 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  15. Shop local.

    83727 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  16. TIL that Gordon Ramsay has chosen not to give his children a large inheritance, does not take them to expensive restaurants (not even his own), and does not allow them to sit in first class on planes so that they are not spoiled.

    83680 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  17. Multiple Whistleblowers Raise Grave Concerns with White House Efforts to Transfer Sensitive U.S. Nuclear Technology to Saudi Arabia

    83649 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  18. BMW pedestrian safety system scores a zero in IIHS testing

    83449 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  19. Finally, someone gets it.

    83388 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  20. Last night around 11:30 an amber alert was sent out to everyone's phone asking for people to keep an eye out for an 11 year old girl that was abducted by her father. The police had to tweet this out shortly after. Unbelievable.

    82868 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  21. These knives at my work have been used so much they're almost gone.

    82794 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  22. A few weeks ago my 24 year old Jeep was stolen. It was recovered filthy and reeked of meth. Local detail co reached out and offered to take care of it & de-meth it for free. This is just the back seat. Jeep hasn't been this clean since 95. Good people are the best!

    82341 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  23. This pupper knows the drill when it’s raining ️

    82256 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  24. There was a thunderstorm and he got very scared so he hid in the closet with charmander.

    82002 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  25. Rate my new setup

    81797 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  26. Tried to take a cute valentines day family photo. The kitten had other plans...

    81731 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  27. His signature move when he sleeps (my heart melts every time)

    81718 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  28. I stayed in an Airbnb in southern Utah that was made by dynamiting holes into a navajo sandstone butte. Off the grid and breathtaking.

    81560 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  29. TIL you can order 40 pounds of just Lucky Charms marshmallows on Amazon

    81348 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  30. Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying what the fuck just happened.

    81195 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  31. Please

    81026 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  32. Our new 12 week old Italian Greyhound puppy giving his bestest smile!

    80967 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  33. While at a military hospital, Obama would regularly visit. This was the first time we met, he agreed to where my fedora and mardi gras beads for our picture. One cool dude.

    80886 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  34. It’s so easy!

    80818 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  35. I don't think she was too pleased with me

    80794 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  36. In case anyone missed the Adam Levine halftime show

    80516 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  37. Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing

    80425 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  38. Rally against the dictatorship. Venezuela 12/02/19

    80339 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  39. Ohio city to stop observing Columbus Day, make Election Day holiday instead

    80292 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  40. Absolutely terrifying shot of a Great White deep in the black depths.

    80073 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  41. My boyfriend never had a dog before I came along.

    80004 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  42. Was worried about bringing my new pupper home to my cat. I was right, it’s a massacre

    79891 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  43. ICE arrests rapper 21 Savage, says he is actually British and overstayed visa

    79835 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  44. There goes the phone.

    79739 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  45. "Hey, can I copy your homework?"

    79603 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  46. For those wondering why Link's Awakening looks so simple, it's because it is a faithful translation

    79498 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  47. In case someone needed to read this

    79225 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  48. Posted here a few days ago that one of my “friends”, wanted a piece of art for free in exchange of “exposure”. She saw I posted the conversation here and this is what she texted me last night.

    78974 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  49. Millennials’ pay still stunted by the 2008 financial crash

    78965 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  50. In 50 years or so we'll have 9/11 deniers. Saying it never happened and all that footage is faked.

    78770 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  51. Someone left out the secret codes for catching shady customers at WalMart

    78725 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  52. My local supermarket now has a googley-eyed robot whose sole purpose is to patrol the aisles looking for spills. Its name is Marty.

    78701 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019

  53. This is the backseat setup of my car. I drive for rideshares in Chicago, and this thing paid for itself the first weekend I used it.

    78664 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  54. Enough said.

    78502 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  55. This framed, holographic microscope I got from my grandparents that you can actually look into!

    78482 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  56. Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.

    78417 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  57. Me and my siblings 30 years apart. We are two sets of twins.

    78411 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  58. TIL That if My Name Is Earl had not been prematurely canceled the creator planned to end it with Earl being unable to finish his list but realizing that his original list had started a chain reaction of good in the world

    78395 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  59. Marner of the Toronto Maple Leafs makes a girl’s Valentine’s Day

    78232 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  60. Frat boy messes with Asian guy, gets knocked the fuck out

    78229 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  61. Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

    78186 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  62. Come on Oprah

    78084 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  63. Welcome to America 🇺🇸

    77786 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  64. My blind greyhound still loves his hugs

    77778 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  65. Drug lord 'El Chapo' found guilty in US

    77742 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  66. self portrait, oil on canvas

    77718 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  67. TIL that Kelly Clarkson didn't want to win American Idol because the winner was contractually bound to make a musical rom com.

    77703 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  68. I still think that the intro of Spider-Man has one of the best cutscene-to-gameplay transitions of any game I've ever played (better with sound on)

    77683 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  69. Ryan Reynolds’ 'Free Guy' Receives July 3, 2020 Release Date - About a bank teller stuck in his routine that discovers he’s an NPC character in brutal open world game.

    77543 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  70. Cutting with my new, razor sharp damascus knife.

    77331 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  71. I got a flat & although my BF was on the phone trying to help, I was struggling to loosen the lug nuts. Then these guys came up. They spoke limited English but gestured toward the tire. They put my spare on & I was back on the road in no time. I thanked them & tried to offer them $ to no avail.

    76916 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  72. I’ve shot over 150k photos and I think this is the best and most regrettable photo I’ve ever taken

    76849 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  73. Couple accidentally proposes to each other at the same time

    76763 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  74. Japanese bonsai owners urge thieves to water stolen 400-year-old tree worth $127,700

    76761 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  75. LPT: If you have illegal drugs in your system and find yourself in the hospital PLEASE be honest and disclose exactly what you've taken or what you believe you've taken. Care providers are not the police; the quality of your outcome might depend on such information.

    76749 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  76. This model at Target with stretch marks

    76736 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  77. The security guard downstairs is too bored

    76729 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  78. Australian Teens Ignore Anti-Vaxxer Parents by Getting Secret Vaccinations

    76689 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  79. "This isn't Mo Bamba"

    76501 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  80. Somethin light

    76357 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  81. My husband was downstairs making tacos. He sent our dog upstairs to let me know they're ready.

    76323 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  82. The very last image transmitted by Opportunity, on Sol 5111.

    76322 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  83. Let’s take a moment to remember the REAL most powerful sniper rifle in video game history

    76186 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  84. TIL that cigarette butts are environmentally toxic and the most littered item in the world

    76037 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  85. Transforming Aluminium Cans

    76036 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  86. Salute Of The Year

    76025 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  87. We have to defend Steve Irwin's memory, PETA has gone too far.

    76023 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  88. Finally someone said it

    75971 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  89. Happy Vital Organ Day

    75445 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  90. My best mate surprised me at a music festival recently after a long time apart. This is true happiness.

    75419 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  91. Bobcat falls asleep on porch, wakes up to housecat

    75329 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  92. 91-year-old mailman retires after 69 years with perfect record

    75300 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  93. Not all heroes wear capes.

    75180 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  94. Live streamer unknowingly admits to running a ponzi scheme, conning millions of dollars from investors

    75100 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  95. Developer's conscience

    75089 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  96. Hmmmmmmm

    74749 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  97. The rare phenomenon of "snow rolls" in Washington State. The wind blows so hard the snow rolls itself.

    74743 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  98. TIL that in 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived and managed to keep all the goats alive.

    74673 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  99. 33 students at 2 Vancouver schools ordered to stay home until they can prove they've had measles vaccine

    74654 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  100. I think we all know which game that is

    74608 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019