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  1. This notice board in a bookstore

    99094 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  2. Time flies

    98888 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  3. Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well.

    98470 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  4. Who would win?

    98386 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  5. "Why is he wearing my curtainss?"

    98381 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  6. This is Zanjeer, an explosives detection dog who saved thousands of lives in Mumbai in 1993. He was buried with full military honours in 2000.

    98052 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  7. Their flight left 2hrs ago

    97800 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  8. My wife’s first time on a roller coaster when she was 23. It remains my favourite picture of us.

    97758 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  9. This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

    97723 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  10. Instagram vs Reality

    97353 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  11. There is a socially accepted gender bias in the family court system, and I just wanted to remind everyone that its not ok.

    97094 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  12. Avid Reader

    96731 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  13. Someone finally recognized him

    96729 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  14. Picking the wrong fight

    96611 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  15. People stop another guy taking a shirt meant for a kid.

    96578 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  16. I usually have a beer or two after work at the bar next door, and for my birthday the staff each got me a small novelty present and they all signed a card for me. I don't have a lot of friends, this mattered a lot to me.

    96530 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  17. His adventure is just beginning

    96434 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  18. TIL in the 1880s, the Harvard Observatory director was frustrated with his staff, and would say "My Scottish maid could do better!" So, he hired his Scottish maid. Williamina Fleming ran a team for decades, classified tens of thousands of stars, & discovered white dwarfs and the Horsehead Nebula.

    96359 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  19. Cashier bro looking out for a regular

    96177 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  20. "Mexican scientist cures the Human Papilloma Virus" - Eva Ramón Gallegos, a researcher at Mexico National Polytechnic Institute was able to completely eradicate the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in 29 patients using non-invasive photodynamic therapy: a method using oxygen and light frequencies.

    95848 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  21. It’s a crazy world

    95531 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  22. This little jumping spider tried to attack my mouse pointer, so I upped the game.

    95528 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  23. She's someone.

    95528 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  24. RPG vendor logic..

    95429 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  25. My dad and I recreated a tender moment 34 years later

    95291 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  26. Two batches of Honey from the same bees. The left jar is from this autumn and the right jar is from this summer.

    95010 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  27. Tiananmen Square Massacre

    95010 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  28. TIL that when Michael Jackson granted Weird Al Yankovic permission to do "Fat" (a parody of "Bad"), Jackson allowed him to use the same set built for his own "Badder" video from the Moonwalker film. Yankovic said that Jackson's support helped to gain approval from other artists he wanted to parody.

    94784 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  29. Save Yo Extra $10

    94744 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  30. It's no Superbowl, but they played this at the Dallas Stars hockey game

    94486 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  31. This guy photoshops smiles onto Eminem

    94432 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  32. Facts

    94431 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  33. We don't deserve doggos.

    94233 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  34. Look at what Chinese militants did to protesting Buddhists. We will not be censored.

    94141 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  35. Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.

    94113 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  36. This Sprite can I found in the ceiling of an old mall.

    93585 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  37. Just another reminder that people like to be treated like adults and ghosting isn’t cool

    93512 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  38. You only got 1 second to save the president's daughter

    92934 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  39. Measles returned to Costa Rica after five years by French family who had not had vaccinations

    92631 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  40. The Great North Dakota Blizzard of 1966

    92550 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019

  41. Talent recognize talent

    92364 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  42. Today is my 5 yo son’s birthday. He’s having a Mario themed party, and has no idea there’s a Switch in the box.

    92198 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  43. Activision-Blizzard's Management = SCUM

    92138 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  44. Horse sweat evaporating after work

    91967 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  45. TIL that the NFL made a commitee to falsify information to cover up brain damage in their players

    91758 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  46. When fishing, always bring an action figure

    91565 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  47. TIL That most female cheetahs go their entire lives without raising a single cub to maturity. The species is dependent on "supermoms" that are particularly adept at raising cubs. One such supermom, Eleanor, has mothered at least 10% of all adult cheetahs in the southern Serengeti.

    91387 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  48. This restaurant gives you a discount if you have well behaved kids

    91179 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  49. "Time for bed kids!"

    91056 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  50. Restaurant in Rome

    90794 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  51. Cat five

    90673 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  52. I said ‘screw it’ about 6 months ago and decided to drop everything and build a tiny home. After some headache and some heartache, I’m finally almost finished! I proudly present to Reddit my CozyCasa!!

    90663 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  53. Table made from original Golden Gate Bridge suspender ropes

    90451 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019

  54. You gain control of JK Rowling's twitter account for a day. What unnecessary piece of information do you add to Harry Potter lore?

    90374 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  55. Heart melting moment a father, 88, is reunited with his down syndrome son, 53, after a spending a week apart for the first time ever.

    90240 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  56. I'd say I cant believe it, but I certainly can

    89900 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  57. China suddenly takes BBC news off air after Muslim detention camps mentioned

    89821 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  58. My boys were separated for two years due to a divorce. My ex agreed today that I can keep my 9 year old boy!!!

    89777 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  59. TIL that an Anti seat-belt advocate, Derek Kieper, once wrote that “Uncle Sam is not here to regulate every facet of life no matter the consequences.” He later died after being thrown from his vehicle while driving without a seat-belt.

    89673 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019

  60. In 1960, David Latimer planted a garden inside of a giant glass bottle and sealed it shut. Latimer only opened the bottle once in 1972 to add a bit of water. The self contained ecosystem has flourished for 60 years.

    89648 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  61. My plant can't grow close to the Wi-Fi hub.

    89636 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  62. The watcher

    89393 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  63. My uncle visiting from the Philippines has never seen snow. This is what happened today.

    89227 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  64. Besides, the tweets on the news were from people with less than 10 followers

    89154 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  65. This shot comes from photographer Sean Scott off a remote West Australian beach. He was flying his drone over a large school of bait fish that was attracting whaler sharks and managed to get this shot with two sharks inside a wave

    89151 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  66. Rami Malek's bow tie on Oscars is an ultimate metaphor for life: everyone tries to fix it but somehow it still manages to stay fucked up

    89072 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  67. Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked

    89035 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  68. WHO Recommends Rescheduling Cannabis in International Law for First Time in History

    88985 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  69. Karma is a bitch

    88946 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  70. My first full year sober since I took my first drink at age 11. Miracles are possible

    88795 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  71. My great grandmother and I shared our birthday. This was taken on her 100th and my 19th

    88738 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  72. Finally a parking spot for us fat guys picking up a new BBQ

    88428 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  73. Mars Rover Opportunity Is Dead After Record-Breaking 15 Years on Red Planet

    88392 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  74. Another dog I meet when delivering newspapers

    88392 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  75. PS2 Portable

    88056 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  76. Flat Earthers experimentally disproving themselves

    87816 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  77. Moist owlette

    87748 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019

  78. Quit your bullshit PETA, going agains steve irwin ffs

    87738 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  79. Boy has nothing to eat,but when given two lolipops,he offered one to photographer.

    87542 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  80. TIL a woman named Glenda Blackwell brought a scratch off lottery ticket to prove to her husband that buying lottery tickets was a waster of money and accidentally ended up winning $1 million.

    87527 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  81. Steve Carell is aging incredibly well

    87402 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  82. Honey I Shrunk the Kids, but the kids were never found and over the ages they formed a technologically advanced civilization. Now, civil war rages.

    87320 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  83. This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant and a fire breaks out

    87218 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019

  84. What a racist lady has to say after letting her cross the street first

    87133 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  85. While the country is fighting over important issues, one resident in my town is bring awareness to another cause.

    86921 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  86. This is what happens when countries fight nicely

    86853 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019

  87. Self-driving cars will "cruise" to avoid paying to park, suggests a new study based on game theory, which found that even when you factor in electricity, depreciation, wear and tear, and maintenance, cruising costs about 50 cents an hour, which is still cheaper than parking even in a small town.

    86844 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  88. This veterinarian has an assistant doggo to comfort the sick doggo patients and let them know everything is going to be alright

    86799 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019

  89. He was just too afraid of this bazooka

    86432 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  90. We thought it was sad that most women only get to wear their wedding dress once, so we invited all the women coming to our non-traditional wedding to wear their old wedding dresses again!

    86236 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019

  91. You are loved

    85991 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  92. TIL High priced college textbooks bundled with "access codes" that expire at the end of the semester largely force students to buy books at retail prices at campus bookstores and render the texts worthless in the resale market. Nearly four in 10 college courses bundle their texts with access codes.

    85963 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019

  93. 37 years old and built this van. I guess adulthood hasn't kicked in yet.

    85848 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  94. My very first pet! Im so damn happy!!! I apologize for the sound in the background its a water pump lol :)

    85623 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019

  95. This was on my local GAME store...

    85615 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  96. Decaying Great White Shark, left to rot at an abandoned Wildlife park in Melbourne.

    85416 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  97. Historian who confronted Davos billionaires leaks Tucker Carlson rant

    85393 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019

  98. wholesome youtuber

    85302 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  99. "I just go hard on weekends"

    85289 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  100. Croissant Dragons

    85278 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019