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[Poetry] Miister Krabs
1011 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Peter Crouch: “United may be less expansive but they are solid and they have Pogba. Like his team, he splits opinion but, God, he is class. He’s got so much power, so much strength and speed and I haven’t seen anyone hitting passes like he did since the days of Scholes.”
1011 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Original title.
1011 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
MRW I'm an emotional support animal and they won't let me on the airplane
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
r/DDLC, A Short Retrospective
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Our Glorious Leader immortalised in Arizona
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Finishing the concrete.
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Problems With Building
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Life is short.
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
I'm not religious but a lady came up and asked if she could pray for my leg - I said yes. She was sincere and I think it made us both feel better. Thanks stranger.
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
What famous person could you see being really terrible at sex?
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
pewds exposed.......................#stolenmeme
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
The cleaning ladies make the sign of the cross when they pass my room
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Growing up, my dad always seemed like he'd been a tough and serious guy his whole life. Then I discovered this picture.
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
“MENTION MY SHIT ONE MORE TIME”
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
He wants to play catdog
1010 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Våran ärade Ingvar Kamprad har dött! Vila i frid, rika fan!
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
The true nature of classes
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
"This dumb puppy just never learns!"
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
hmmm
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
Luke Falk withdraws from Senior Bowl to attend Tyler Hilinski's funeral
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
A comment on a Facebook post about Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble” winning Australia’s Hottest 100 music countdown
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
In an alternate universe we actually got a Splatoon anime, and it looked like this.
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
xkcd 1943: Universal Dreams
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Martial 1-0
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
TIL since the Federal Witness Protection Program was started in 1971, not one of the 8,500 witnesses or the 9,900 family members participating has been harmed. According to Gerald Shur, its creator, 95% of those who enter the program are "what we call criminals".
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
[Art] City Map of Verbobonc
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
After months of trying, we finally got a decent picture of our three boys!
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
What happens if you loose teeth
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
CYL2 in a nutshell
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
xkcd 1945: Scientific Paper Graph Quality
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
Please don’t give Netflix the rights to FRIENDS
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
This is not a good look
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Gucci Gang in old english
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Don't you dare moan, whore...
1009 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Asked a guy on the train if I could sit on the spare seat next to him, but then he patted the seat.
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
PSA: No one cares that you won on the new map
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Apartment building in China [964×613]
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
AYO SIS! Miss Aja looking gorgeous with natural blonde hair
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Brie Larson signing a Captain Marvel comicbook at the militar base visit.
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Snow on temple in Omotesando today - by AGK42 [4896 x 3264]
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
No fuck you.
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
I wish my wife would cheat on me so that I’d have a good enough reason to divorce her
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
This spider web has been on my porch since summer.
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
They first date gonna be on the set of Maury
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Crop circles are just messages asking for Garlic Bread
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
2017 vinyl collection (still waiting for Endless)
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
She always says yes
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Had to put down this energetic, lovable boy last night due to a bad bacteria infection on his skin that was causing a lot of pain. It really hurts to see him go but I know he will love doggo heaven. RIP Beau <3
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Because why not
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
hmmm
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Aja being the relatable queen we knew she was
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Happy 16th Birthday to Bobo!
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
When markets start to rise after the dip
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Flag of Wales before it evolved
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Saw this when I pulled into the alleyway behind my house. This is getting out of hand.
1008 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
I don't even know where to begin.
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
No u
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Dana White confirms April 14 FOX UFC Fight Night main event Justin Gaethje vs. Dustin Poirier
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
My Breaking Bad emblem
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Title of our image
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Maybe Yuri should've taken an Econ class?
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Un grupo random de mexas que no nos conocemos nos ch*ngamos a unos gringos en Mario Kart y quería compartir este momento patriótico.
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
120FPS, 60FPS, 30FPS, 15FPS comparison (open in new tab)
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Popped
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Obligatory Nationalist Meme
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Communists and their dream jobs, after murdering everyone else
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
The very last newspaper C&H print. I was 14 and my mom knew how much I loved Calvin and Hobbes, so she carefully cut it out and had it laminated for me. Came across it today and still evokes strong awesome memories.
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Everyone is hungry
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
My buddy Jacob has been missing for 3 days. He's got bad arthritis and it's not looking good. If something happened I just hope he wasn't cold and hurting. I thought he deserved his picture somewhere. Hope you come back to me buddy, I miss you.
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
What has someone done on a first date, that instantly ruined their chances of ever getting a second one?
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
That's my math textbook... showing a static page. on a quad core i7 cpu
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Tony knows everything about camouflage
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Sayori deserves protecc too
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
The last thing the dog heard before Momma cat sprung from the cat dimension was "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my kittens."
1007 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Florida Man sends explicit photos of woman to her boss as revenge, deputies say
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Competent and present management.
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Russian human rights group has offices torched after leader's arrest | World news | The Guardian
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
PIC
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
geronimo
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
midnight snack
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
If my Bitcoin💲💰 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo 💰💯🔥😎📈💲
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
👌
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Aren't you guys sick of the karmawhoring that's been here lately?
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
1-star
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
Robert Ward holds the largest of 3 meteorites he's found from Tuesday night's Detroit Fireball. He works with teams that travel the world in search of meteorites.
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Roller Coaster Physics
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Saudi-based Muslim body rejects Holocaust denial
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
TIL Baby Carrots were invented to prevent waste. In 1986, a Packing Plant owner in California came up with the baby carrot as a way of not wasting misshapen carrots. They became an instant hit.
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
It took me too long to figure out that I could stealth around and pick up the Lightning Arrows.
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
CDPR remembering their roots
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Life on the Most Wanted list
1006 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Sucks to be the little guy
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
[WP] "Yes, I will heal you. No, I will not accept payment, and I will certainly not take your son" said the wizard/witch, "Even if I did, why would I want your kid? And...honestly it's kind of disturbing that, without knowing if I wanted payment, you just...offered up your kid. What the hell, man?!"
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Vermont becomes first state to legalize marijuana through legislature
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
I’ve been bringing home tres leches cake recently. This was my wife’s subtle attempt to motivate me to stop.
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Dipper loves morning pets
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
[Off-Site] Scrap Mechanic has made a 4,200,000.00$ profit at minimum before taxes
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
So distraught
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Original content, dont steal pls
1005 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018