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If removing weapons on the starting island helps performance why do we still have useless clothing spawns all around the map still?
3383 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Zoom turtle
3382 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
George Lucas, after seeing the failure of Star Wars IX, decides to take the franchise back to his own hands by assimilating J.J. Abrams into his bodymass (2019)
3382 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
I believe you have something of mine
3381 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Somewhere out there, there's a little old lady wearing a "wake n' bake" shirt, but only because she likes baking in the morning
3380 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Just got this email. Small creators on YouTube are done.
3380 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Bill Shorten promises federal anti-corruption watchdog if he wins the next election
3379 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
I’ll kill him
3379 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
TIL the largest brick building in the Americas is located on an uninhabited island 68 miles west of Key West.
3378 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
I work on the 7th floor of an office tower. I have a friend too
3378 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
German police sue American woman for slander for calling them 'Nazis'
3378 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
This is Gizmo. He will yell at you until you tuck him into bed.
3376 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
I spent wayyy too long making this
3376 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
That's my guy.
3375 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Idiot tries to beat the train.
3375 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
TIL Roger Waters from Pink Floyd wrote 'Comfortably Numb' after getting sick at a show in Philadelphia and receiving a mystery shot from a doctor.
3375 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
It's ok, you can eat first.
3374 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
A mobile exit sign that poops bouncy balls.
3373 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
That was his exit apparently
3372 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
Just realized my new backpack has a unique design to prevent floppy straps
3372 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
Firstly, you need to have a long leg.
3370 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Google ain’t no snitch
3369 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Saw this on Imgur and cringed
3368 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
911 operators of reddit, when we call in, what things should we tell you first?
3368 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
From my point of view, the sequels are evil!
3368 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
First MOC attempt, could do with help ID'ing parts.
3368 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Wolverine could never convert to Judaism. His foreskin would constantly grow back.
3367 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Guy that exposed Bitconnect scam receives the best compliment possible
3367 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Call the plumber, the sub is leaking again ! (found on r/creepyasterisk)
3366 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Impressive pencil carving
3366 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Why is there a vagina in the sink?
3364 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Riddles Of The Dead: Brain Diggers (2017)A construction worker is clearing a path through a Florida bog known as the Windover pond when his digger unearths something macabre: a human skull that is 7,000 years old. So begins the story of one of North America's most important archaeological finds.
3364 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Dunkin Donuts coffee cup from the 60's, heaviest coffee cup I've ever held.
3362 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
Guess who is going full time today!
3362 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Thousands of people missing this joke...
3362 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
TIL Rosalind Franklin is the unsung hero of DNA research. Her X-ray Crystallography allowed her colleagues Watson and Crick to accurately characterize the double helix. Many believe she should’ve shared in their Nobel prize.
3362 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
The Wave, Arizona. [OC] [3072x4095]
3362 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Busted
3361 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
9-1-1 Operators deal with the worst day of somebody's life every single day.
3360 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Hogwarts acceptance letter
3360 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Bob Ross chia pet
3359 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
I'm at a loss for words...
3359 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Prematurely celebrating a news story not being true
3359 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Nirvana performing Drain You from "Live at the Paramount." Shot on 16mm film, it looks like they're playing themselves in a movie.
3358 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Cheese and Bacon Baked Potatoes
3358 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Single father of five who wore a “In Need of Kidney” T-shirt to Disney World over the summer underwent a kidney transplant last week in New York.
3358 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Mother snow leopard helps her 3 young cubs cross a river in a nature reserve in China
3358 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Dick machine broke as the ice cream machine
3357 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Tripping a circuit breaker [728x408]
3357 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Four days ago I posted a meme about lurking the /r/splatoon board since I couldn't play. Thanks to one beautiful redditor, that's now changed.
3356 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
We had our first trip to the beach today
3356 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
TV/Game switch box
3356 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
When Dog Sees You Making Snow Angel
3355 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Hold your applause
3354 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
It got shot with a BB gun. The BB is down in that port still
3354 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Ironic
3353 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
[I Ate] BBQ oysters, crab sandwich, clam chowder, calamari with sweet potato fries and seaweed salad.
3353 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
What fact blows your mind every time you hear it?
3352 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Hiked from Óia to Fira (Santorini, Greece) and snapped this around 3/4 the way through - That's Óia in the distance
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
[Monster Hunter: World] Can we appreciate for a minute that PS4 got 3 Beta's, while Xbox got none, and all of our multiplayer options are completely broken because of it.
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Not even milk is alone
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
"Mutiny," Simon Goinard, Digital, 2014
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Up to 2/3 of sloth's body weight is its stomach contents, and digestive process can take over a month to complete
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Oxford admits more British women than men for first time in its more than 1,000-year history.
3351 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Uhh...what? The quest to learn a new language continues.
3350 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Air France Flight 296, the very first passenger flight of the Airbus A320, crashes into a forest while conducting a fly-by, killing three.
3350 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
3 USA Gymnastics Directors Resign In Larry Nassar Sex Abuse Scandal
3349 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Net neutrality comment fraud will be investigated by government
3349 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
HahA!
3348 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Vacuuming under my bed and found this perfect fit by accident
3348 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
She Agreed To Carry Her Best Friend’s Baby, But She Never Expected This To Happen | Boy/Girl Twins, 37 clicks saved
3347 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Netflix explains why badly reviewed "Bright" killed with viewers
3346 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Getting paid on the Wall of Death in Rajkot, India (1970s)
3345 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Me trying to hold on to my bags today
3344 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Netflix Circling ‘Cloverfield’ Sequel ‘The God Particle’
3344 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Mexican actress/model Alejandra Guilmant
3343 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Someone call 911
3342 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
The last man. Thank you, Carrick.
3341 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Took this a while ago, people found it confusing. So here you go.
3340 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
This snicker bar and the way it fits in this thing
3340 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
No time to waste
3340 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Soon....
3339 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Step 1: all the steps. Step 2: done ✅
3338 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
Real-time lightning | Nebraska
3336 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
When you SO is addicted to trashy food
3336 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
What don't people realize are actually rip-offs?
3335 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Absentee Father Pays
3335 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Sam Rockwell's Dad (Pete Rockwell) left a comment on the New York Times review of 3 Billboards.
3335 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
hello ladies
3335 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Cat.
3334 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
/r/films
3333 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
The purpose of online dating apps is to lose customers
3331 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Realistic knuckles
3330 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
upvote this so he knows
3328 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Editor at newsweek and Pedophilia
3328 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Annotated aerial photo of Boston, Massachusetts and environs, 1930. [2854×2202]
3327 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Scientists report the first successful cloning of monkeys. Two monkeys, Zhong Zhong and Hua Hua, are alive and well. Two monkeys died from respiratory failure secondary to clone syndrome.
3326 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Poddums up
3326 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Clash of the titans
3325 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
My pup seeing a campfire for the first time
3324 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018