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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. You want to screw me over on my raise? That’s okay, take a hard hit on productivity!

    11867 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  2. I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

    11864 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  3. Up to 16 nickels. I don’t know how he hasn’t noticed yet. And it’s getting hard to find space.

    11863 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  4. Anon gets high

    11859 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  5. A passerby during the burning of the library of Alexandria (48 BC)

    11859 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  6. It's a Dinosaur!

    11854 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  7. AlLigAtOR eATz KaT AlIve

    11850 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  8. Gimme a break, Celeste

    11846 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  9. Guys will understand

    11840 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  10. Keeping Coinbase on their toes - Robinhood adds no-fee crypto trading!

    11840 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  11. Logans favorite pharmacy

    11838 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  12. When you accidentally hit your own nuts

    11835 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  13. Cuphead drawn and tattooed by me, Marc Durrant, for a client at Hidden Los Angeles, CA.

    11832 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  14. PS/2 vs USB.

    11832 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  15. RobRobb? I ship it.

    11832 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  16. Instant hair on bald head!!!

    11825 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  17. Instant Death Guaranteed!

    11820 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  18. We should put missing people’s photo on cigarette packs, because smoker are the one who are outside all the time in all kinds of weather

    11819 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  19. He had a visit to the vet this morning and he gave him morphine. He's on another planet.

    11819 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  20. me irl

    11817 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  21. cursed post

    11806 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  22. please cease this cuntery

    11803 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  23. Amish doing donuts.

    11796 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  24. This post fits this sub, just like how a shoe fits on a foot

    11795 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  25. Took a few tries, but finally found an opponent

    11794 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  26. This overpass in the Philippines

    11790 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  27. Cozy Japanese-style reading nook in a Frank Gehry inspired home | Los Angeles, CA [1704 x 1137]

    11787 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  28. These Ukraine traffic lights [960x960]

    11787 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  29. 2meirl4meirl

    11785 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  30. Michael Wolff's 'Fire and Fury' to Become TV Series

    11781 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  31. Marijuana-based anti-seizure drug could hit U.S. market in 2018 after strong study results

    11779 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  32. A's nephew might be new record holder

    11776 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  33. There are only two genders

    11776 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  34. We all make mistakes but hardly ever that big

    11775 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  35. Bannon 'ordered to testify to grand jury': He was reportedly subpoenaed by Mueller, who is leading an inquiry into alleged collusion with Russia during the 2016 election campaign.

    11775 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  36. Autumn makes a great time for Superbowl friends.

    11769 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  37. Bill Gates is my daddy

    11768 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  38. It’s pretty rare to use an entire pen without losing it first. On the other hand, it’s pretty common to find a pen already out of ink, so it’s a paradox in a way.

    11765 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  39. Reading reviews to find a restaurant for tonight. Definitely going to support this owner. There's plenty more gems too...

    11752 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  40. Wave capsizes small boat

    11747 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  41. There are 113 days until the release of Solo and this is still the only promotional material we have.

    11746 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  42. MTV should do do a version of Catfish where they follow people looking for a job and reveal how often they are "Catfished" by lies and misrepresentations in job descriptions.

    11745 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  43. F̻͎͎̆̓̀͒ã̗̥̫̠̄ͧ̀s̨̤͔͈͕̃ͨ̎̏̆ë̶̟͓̣̝ͭ̂̔̆ͫ̚͠͡Bucc

    11733 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  44. Sir Labo, Affordable Armorer.

    11731 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  45. oh yeah definitely

    11730 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  46. Shitty Wife Protip - If your husband is constantly on you about the ice tray, just take your frustration out sexually with the mailman. Isn't that right, Laura?

    11728 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  47. Tiny brushies 🐹

    11728 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  48. Snuggling together in the new dog bed.

    11715 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  49. Merged Photos of Every Actor That Has Played Wolverine

    11705 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  50. Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?

    11702 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  51. Laundry pockets

    11693 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  52. Jay-Z says therapists should be in schools

    11692 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  53. How to get car insurance for free

    11690 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  54. "Is she gonna say walkies?...Oh my god she said walkies!!!!"

    11685 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  55. Mom, No! It's a _____ Template

    11676 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  56. CAT!! oops..

    11673 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  57. Texas Track Club of Abilene in 1964

    11672 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  58. This little guy's first snow day

    11665 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  59. Congressman neckbeard

    11663 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  60. Mac and Cheese Stuffed Onion Ring Donuts

    11661 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  61. Whoa... what is this award for???

    11658 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  62. My circa 2000 computer desk.

    11658 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  63. O🅱AMA

    11651 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  64. Not all cats hate water...

    11650 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  65. The Future is Now?

    11645 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  66. These were on r/funny separately and needed to be together:

    11639 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  67. Ewok trying to prevent the conception of Kylo Ren (4 ABY, colorized)

    11636 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  68. I Made A Retro Bowling Alley

    11633 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  69. This stag is 🔥

    11631 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  70. No! I wanna stay!

    11619 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  71. When Hollywood execs are casting for an action movie

    11618 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  72. D'ihkhed, Amorphous Fungal Warrior

    11612 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  73. Microbes may help astronauts transform human waste into food - Penn State researchers show that it is possible to rapidly break down solid and liquid waste to grow food with a series of microbial reactors, producing a biomass that is an edible ‘microbial goo’, similar to Vegemite.

    11606 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  74. The Legend of Zelda Cube

    11601 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  75. 2meirl4meirl

    11600 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  76. Always wear your PPE

    11595 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  77. Malia Obama's Brand New Car is Disgusting | It isn't, refers to "Limosine One" used by the POTUS, saved you 257 clicks

    11590 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  78. Best Family Photo EVER

    11589 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  79. Chicken Chop Suey

    11584 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  80. How rude

    11574 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  81. TIL Walmart stocks up on strawberry Poptarts before a hurricane as it is a more popular prep item than bottled water.

    11573 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  82. Phones should come with two passwords. The first password is for you, and the second password you can give to your friends and family, but the camera, messages, email, and gallery/photos apps are all locked.

    11570 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  83. [OC] Me? No. But my honey? She can dance.

    11569 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  84. Cat in the hat

    11566 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  85. Alligator Snapping Turtle from r/thalassophobia

    11566 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  86. Forward thinking

    11556 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  87. Are you aware W is not a vowel

    11555 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  88. Monsterella, devourer of souls

    11551 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  89. Origami

    11530 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  90. Did it!

    11530 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  91. TIL John Williams has been nominated for an Oscar 51 times, averaging one nomination a year since his first in 1967

    11529 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  92. A young fox found napping by my house this morning

    11520 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  93. SUPRISE EVERYONE! - South Korean Officials caught trading on insider knowledge of crypto regulations

    11514 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  94. TIL: Sacha Baron Cohen offered to pay fines for six Czech tourists who were arrested in Kazakhstan for wearing nothing but 'Borat' inspired mankinis.

    11513 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  95. TIL Let it Snow doesn’t say one word about Christmas in its entire song. It was written in the summer by Sammy Cahn, after he was tired of the summer heat.

    11506 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  96. Zoomies gone wrong (he’s okay I promise)

    11503 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  97. First day at a new job.

    11491 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  98. Bedroom winter morning view from Livingston, Montana

    11489 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  99. Me as a crazy catlady in the future

    11482 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  100. TIL for the brutal Omaha Beach scene in ‘Saving Private Ryan’ Spielberg hired several dozen army amputees with prosthetic limbs so that he could have their arms and legs blown off in a more realistic fashion. More than $11 million was spent and 1,000 extras used for the infamous scene.

    11482 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018