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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. Hong Kong bans ivory trade in 'historic' vote

    49754 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  2. Proposal flip book

    49725 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  3. Trump administration bars Haitians from U.S. visas for low-skilled work

    49724 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  4. Hello. I want to be the best tip bot on Reddit, but I need Karma to get past Reddit's Api limits. Help me /r/Garlicoin. You are my only hope.

    49549 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  5. I've got a bad feeling about this..

    49481 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  6. PsBattle: Crazy Dog At the Beach

    49435 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  7. Let's go skiing

    49378 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  8. Impressive pencil carving

    49359 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  9. To swat-yo-nachos

    49311 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  10. What are some good weird questions to ask someone to get to know them better?

    49299 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  11. How soon until it happens?

    49279 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  12. In Shaun of the Dead, the films key events are laid out by Ed before the zombies rise

    49259 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  13. Always check to make sure you switched to your alt

    49230 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  14. Shot was 100% legal when Abrams played the game. The rules have changed since then - you have to not be a tank when contact is made.

    49207 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  15. I may have a bit of a problem

    49167 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  16. TIL monkeys can learn to use money. Capuchins that were taught to exchange silver discs for treats began budgeting for foods they liked, buying more of something when the price dropped, and started gambling. Eventually, rich monkeys even figured out they could pay each other for sex.

    49125 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  17. What does the stairway to heaven look like? Me:

    49107 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  18. Perfect sequels don't exi—

    49075 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  19. Ewan McGregor and Ray Park rehearsing their light saber battle in "The Phantom Menace"

    49046 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  20. Google's dating advice

    49005 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  21. Is it legal to meme the script ?

    48924 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  22. We all need the usual

    48918 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  23. How do you prevent US citizens from immigrating to the US?

    48877 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  24. TIL that Brad Pitt once tried to buy himself out of the movie ‘Interview with the Vampire’. Upon hearing about the 40M$ exit clause, he shot the movie. It went on to receive 2 Oscar nominations and launched Kirsten Dunst’s career

    48872 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  25. How a TV Works in Slow Motion - The Slow Mo Guys

    48869 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  26. TIL Aloha Wanderwell was the first woman to drive around the world, befriended Chinese bandits, captured the first footage of the Bororo tribe, and disguised herself as a man to pray in Mecca.

    48787 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  27. Aloe Polyphylla

    48778 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  28. Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

    48610 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  29. MRW I'm a delivery driver for CVS Prime Now and a customer asks for a receipt upon delivery and they also want to tip me but I'm not allowed to accept cash tips so he tries to chase me down and forcibly tip me but I am too swift

    48566 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  30. Mandrake root

    48529 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  31. Injecting minute amounts of two immune-stimulating agents directly into solid tumors in mice can eliminate all traces of cancer.

    48515 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  32. Canadian gangs are getting outta hand!

    48485 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  33. too much metal

    48451 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  34. Update and Restart

    48371 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  35. Leaked Gov’t Report: Every Brexit Option Will Hurt U.K.

    48363 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  36. This is how the newspapers were stacked up at my job [x-post /r/mildlyinteresting

    48266 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  37. Suicides in Japan decline for 8th-straight year amid a stronger economy and improvements in counseling programs

    48257 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  38. Tattoo artist with the only prosthetic tattoo gun.

    48148 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  39. Slow-mo steal.

    48142 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  40. Football commentators are crazy!

    48049 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  41. as the Super Bowl approaches...

    48039 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  42. Finally got that promotion.

    47981 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  43. New 'Ant-Man and the Wasp' image released.

    47960 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  44. What is extremely rare but people think it’s very common?

    47946 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  45. It’s a-me,

    47928 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  46. Naked mole rats defy the biological law of aging - They rarely get cancer, are resistant to some types of pain, and can survive up to 18 minutes without oxygen. But perhaps their greatest feat, a new paper suggests, is that they don't age. Naked mole-rat mortality rates do not increase with age.

    47912 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  47. Tesla's Summon feature was very useful today...

    47827 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  48. New Bill Would Stop States From Banning Broadband Competition

    47801 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  49. ENLIGHTENED BOYE

    47793 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  50. TIL 3 Harvard scientists were paid US$50,000 in the 1960s to promote sugar use and paint fat as the bad guy

    47664 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  51. Trying not to laugh! (late 1800s)

    47633 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  52. 🔥This Blood Soaked Lioness Is Fucking Straight 🔥

    47582 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  53. Didn't even give you a chance to feel hopeful

    47564 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  54. 10 years after Guitar Hero 3, someone just became the first to 100% Dragonforce on expert while blindfolded

    47562 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  55. hmmm

    47478 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  56. High Noon Puppers

    47471 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  57. I think I found Heaven

    47445 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  58. Parent put-downs are always so savage

    47404 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  59. Everything is better with a combat roll.

    47379 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  60. Science 101 Murder

    47360 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  61. I work at an animal shelter. This good boy was my office buddy for the day :)

    47304 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  62. Pingu McFatty

    47283 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  63. The ceiling of my local planetarium.

    47158 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  64. Kimbal Musk — Elon’s brother — is leading a $25 million mission to fix food in schools across the US: “in 300 public schools in American cities. Part-playground, part-outdoor classroom, the learning gardens serve as spaces where students learn about the science of growing fruits and veggies“

    47088 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  65. Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals

    47081 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  66. Untouched 1800's Cemetery preserved in the basement of a tall building built over it.

    47080 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  67. I was moving at the exact same speed as the motorist so he’s not blurry

    47075 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  68. Their eyes gave them away

    47010 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  69. What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why?

    46922 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  70. Hexagonal paper for drawing organic compounds

    46882 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  71. guess I'm going under this Meow

    46789 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  72. IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY.

    46714 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  73. [NO SPOILERS] Same old Bronn

    46705 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  74. It snowed in Charlotte, and our local news introduced us to this lovely lady...

    46636 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  75. Why it's so easy to be late for work...

    46561 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  76. TIL that Glenn Shadix, the actor who played Otho in Beetlejuice, was subjected to “ex gay” electrical shock treatments when he came out to his parent. When this failed to change his orientation, he attempted suicide and survived a 3 day coma. After the incident, his parents accept ed his sexuality.

    46539 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  77. Images of Venus’ surface by Soviet Venera probes in 1981

    46533 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  78. Super Troopers 2 - Trailer

    46478 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  79. TIL during the first combat usage of the American Sidewinder missile in 1958, a dud hit an enemy plane and became lodged without exploding. The pilot returned to base, allowing Soviet engineers to study it and reverse-engineer a nearly identical missile for their own use.

    46474 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  80. Street Art Timelapse

    46461 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  81. Trudeau announces trade agreement without U.S.

    46441 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  82. Live and Learn.

    46386 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  83. Tomi Lahren gets destroyed again

    46370 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  84. Hi there

    46354 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  85. Great white swimming up close with the beach goers.

    46232 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  86. The Senate’s push to overrule the FCC on net neutrality now has 50 votes

    46175 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  87. Contactless fight [OC]

    46136 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  88. PsBattle: Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner giving the finger to the paparazzi

    46135 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  89. These automatic water curtains stop overheight trucks from getting stuck under bridges

    46124 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  90. Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?

    46119 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  91. TIL Coca-Cola was accused of hiring hitmen from a prominent paramilitary group between 1990 and 2002 to kill at least 10 trade union leaders.

    46119 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  92. Stuck the landing

    46115 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  93. My camera focused on the background through the glass.

    46104 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  94. They predicted the way.

    46040 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  95. Early morning on Kauai, Hawaii [OC] [3242x4752]

    45967 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  96. Canada ranked number 1 in list of countries that care the most about international rankings

    45911 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  97. My boss: “You’re fired.”

    45837 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  98. Dan Bilzerian murdered by Diplo

    45790 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  99. When you’re on r/PrequelMemes for 3 hours and there are no ‘Perhaps the archives are incomplete’ memes

    45789 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  100. When you have no money.... And no Legos

    45758 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018