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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. Found on Tinder, she sounds like a great catch!

    14467 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  2. If a giant mirror was the same distance from the Earth as the ISS

    14463 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  3. Being fashion-forward always draws stares

    14460 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  4. I have several questions...

    14443 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  5. You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at that store, where there's not supposed to be any lines.

    14437 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  6. Only the best for the best

    14412 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  7. Just checking

    14407 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  8. This is how the newspapers were stacked up at my job

    14407 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  9. Drop-Off Blood Bins

    14406 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  10. The Galactic Empire

    14405 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  11. MY ATTEMPT AT ORIGAMI- HERE IS A SWAN

    14400 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  12. Shut up, Kylie Jenner

    14394 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  13. My son maliciously complied with me forcing him to take photos

    14391 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  14. 2meirl4meirl

    14390 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  15. Actor vs Musician vs Artist

    14388 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  16. I added a classmate on facebook and he clearly wasn’t happy about it

    14377 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  17. The founder of IKEA and one of the greatest design thinkers of the 20th century has passed away

    14370 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  18. The Anguish of Bradley Chadsworth

    14361 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  19. 2meirl4meirl

    14347 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  20. My Girlfriend and I built a custom outside turtle enclosure

    14343 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  21. Pizza place near my house uses all the space

    14342 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  22. Cosy on a snowy day in England

    14331 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  23. Avast protected me

    14330 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  24. Wait what just happened?

    14330 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  25. [Just Cause 3] No Runway? No Problem.

    14326 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  26. Starting in 2019, the number of Germans older than 60 will surpass those younger than 30. For women, that's already the case. [OC]

    14322 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  27. Cable car to Mount Hua, China

    14310 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  28. NdGT being characteristically dickish

    14302 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  29. My mom falls for this every time I come home ME: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

    14301 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  30. Seeing Eye Puppy in Training, Dandy, has successfully completed her first week of College!

    14300 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  31. The "I'll call the police on anyone for any reason" starter pack

    14281 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  32. Religion summed up by a man with a broom.

    14274 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  33. He refuses to conform to your expectations of "normal"

    14273 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  34. "I was Groot"

    14272 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  35. After a 12 inch snowstorm someone sculpted a car in the snow.

    14267 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  36. How I feel with no round 1 gif made yet, knowing everyone is going to do better than me

    14267 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  37. bRaIN PaRAlyZiNG PArAsIte DrOpPEd oN CaT’S fAcE

    14263 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  38. Just like humans, pet cats tend to favor one side, using one paw or lying down on one side more than the other. About a third appeared to be "right-pawed," a third were "left-pawed," and the remaining third didn't have a clear preference. (For comparison, about 90% of humans are right-handed.)

    14262 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  39. Poor grandma doesn't know what 'beef' is

    14259 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  40. Watchdog warns hiking minimum wage could lead to 50,000 conversations with your uncle about how the Liberals are ruining the economy

    14258 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  41. TIL Hitler's deputy Rudolph Hess spent the last 20 years of his life as the sole prisoner in a jail designed to hold 600 inmates

    14257 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  42. Baby is dad's biggest fan.

    14257 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  43. You Shall Not Pass!

    14257 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  44. No idea a DS had a death screen 😂

    14248 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  45. Shutdown

    14248 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  46. Redditor finds out articles submitted to Not The Onion are not actually articles from The Onion - realizes how weird the world has become

    14240 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  47. Ohh Sweet Baby Jesus

    14233 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  48. Minas Tirith wedding cake

    14231 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  49. When did Uber drivers start wearing uniforms?

    14226 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  50. TIFU by not asking "new phone who dis?" and am now obligated to go to a concert with a stranger.

    14213 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  51. The male Y chromosome is progressively degenerating. Studies have shown that the chromosome is undergoing a structural rearrangement in order to slow the effects of decline. In the future, genetic engineering may be able to replace the gene function of the Y chromosome.

    14212 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  52. First day of College, I think I like this class.

    14211 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  53. A kid with cancer meets his idol Charlie Chaplin, London 1939

    14205 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  54. ELI5: Colombia still produces hundreds of tons of cocaine each year, why aren't there cartels in the country like when the Cali and Medellin were big in the 80's and 90's? And if there aren't big cartels, who is moving all those drugs out of the country?

    14203 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  55. The colors and the design of the picasso bug represent a warning to predators. They also emit a noxious odour when disturbed!

    14199 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  56. My bio said that I make good breakfast

    14197 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  57. In madison wisconsin there's a classic arcade called 'geek mania', has tons of games and pinball machines. you pay $15 to get in and then all the games are free and you can stay as long as you want. we need to see more places like this.

    14194 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  58. KenM on Hitler

    14191 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  59. Kite surf by the pier in a storm..... WCGW

    14187 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  60. gottem

    14181 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  61. Contentment

    14174 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  62. I hoard the Memes. Hmmmmm

    14166 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  63. yummy

    14166 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  64. Dog lowers window for locked out owner (from r/animalsbeingbros)

    14165 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  65. I was involved in the Kids For Cash scandal which made headlines nationally and is in a documentary on Netflix. AMA

    14165 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  66. ELI5: Why when you rub your eyes for long enough do you begin to see shapes, grids, and other stuff?

    14151 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  67. Don’t be a jerk who takes the mini figures out of the package then returns it. I don’t like you.

    14151 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  68. Dealer wanted $350 for the part only. Picked it up for$140 at parts retailer+one YouTube video = success

    14135 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  69. I recently converted a Mercedes Sprinter van into a tiny home. I’m going to spend the next year living in it and traveling for work. I hope you like it.

    14134 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  70. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL COMIC SOMEONE DREW OF ME AND MY WIFE.

    14129 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  71. WOW! This guys brother is such a mad lad.

    14126 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  72. Treasures of the Earth: Gems (2016) - This documentary explains the formation, chemistry, variations and allure of the most notable gemstones; diamonds, emeralds, sapphires, rubies, jade and opals. [52:52]

    14118 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  73. When internet trolls told this record-breaking teen explorer to 'make a sandwich,' she did just that

    14113 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  74. 6 weeks ago, I was going on 2.5 months unemployed and was seriously considering suicide. Today, I have a job that I can't wait to go to each day and I've been killing it with my weight loss. I'm so happy after a warm shower to finish the day off!

    14112 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  75. Friend works at Mr.Lube and sent me this

    14110 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  76. Ban circumcision for boys under-18s, says Intact Denmark - A citizen’s petition could spell the beginning of the end to the controversial practice in Denmark

    14107 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  77. That's what college does to your children

    14094 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  78. Pink Floyd’s “Animals” turns 41 years old today

    14091 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  79. Making Of Dragon-Stem Goblet

    14088 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  80. Frisbee commercial

    14086 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  81. Me before an assignment is due

    14080 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  82. We're Aunty Donna, a comedy gang from Australia, and we're touring North America for our second time! Ask Us (almost lol) Anything!

    14076 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  83. No u

    14075 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  84. I guess my taste in shoes now dictates if I’m a man or not

    14067 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  85. I asked where I could enroll in the Computer Science course and they said I should go to the 3rd floor

    14066 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  86. Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car

    14057 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  87. LPT: Turn your radio off and listen to your car once in a while. Noises from the engine, tires, breaks, suspension, etc. can tell you a lot. You can catch many mechanical issues early, before they become expensive repairs.

    14056 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  88. Went to Leeds with the wife last night and did one of those escape room things people keep raving about. Made it out in only 3 hours 11 minutes.

    14053 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  89. Seen on Facebook

    14049 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  90. This is why gamers hate miners so much...

    14047 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  91. The Flea and The Acrobat

    14047 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  92. Dog rescue after being trapped inbetween rocks for almost 40 hours

    14043 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  93. This redwood tree stump is older than the Roman colosseum and other wonders of the world

    14043 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  94. Forever Fetching [L]

    14039 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  95. Disgusting

    14032 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  96. I installed the chrome OwO extension to force myself to stop copying StackOverflow code

    14031 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  97. After 15 years, I'm finally an American citizen!

    14030 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  98. 'How to Drink Moonshine' with Nick Offerman

    14027 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  99. Cycling through Yangshuo was definitely a highlight for us in China.

    14026 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  100. Tea

    14023 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018