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  1. Asked about Alexis Sanchez being too expensive for Man City, Jose said this: “When you see a tree with amazing oranges at top + you can’t get there, you say I got lower ones cos I don’t like the ones at top. You like the ones at top.

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  2. E X S C A P E

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  3. three dogs break into San Jose zoo and kill four horses and a donkey

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  4. Got a Ryzen 5 saying it was a Ryzen 3

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  5. WCGW

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  6. [Request] Is the human bite strength used to eat a raw carrot enough to break an human finger?

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  7. Draw me like one of your French girls

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  8. Half of my mural, 6m x 3.5m. Housepaint on Wall.

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  9. When whitepeoplegifs come dangerously close to colliding with asianpeoplegifs.

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  10. A friendly Canadian reminder that every episode of Red Green is available to watch, free, on YouTube and are posted by the man (and his family) himself!

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  11. Please watch my 3 kids for $2.50/hr

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  12. Hafu was a really good fit on the NLSS

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  13. Patrick Star, from SpongeBob SquarePants, is so dumb because he's been living under a rock

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  14. You can now kick people during a quest if you’re the leader. No more leeches joining.

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  15. Newly Uncovered Russian Payments Are A Focus Of Election Investigation

    646 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  16. Meta

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  17. [Haiku] How to play the Xylophone

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  18. Former Eagles’ WR Cris Carter will serve as Vikings’ honorary captain today, per source. Eagles cut Carter before he went on to a Hall-of-Fame career with Vikings.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  19. Misty Meowy

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  20. Took a risk with leopard print on the wolf pelt. I think it went pretty well!

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  21. GOOD NEWS! Russia Denies Any Possibility to Ban Cryptocurrencies

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  22. Jean Alesi checking out if Kimi's alright after they both crashed out in Jean's final race in F1 in the 2001 Japanese Grand Prix

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  23. When you eat a mint...

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  24. Die zweite journalistische Meisterleistung von Bento innerhalb von 24 Stunden

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  25. me irl

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  26. 2meirl4meirl

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  27. User in /r/relationships thinks ordering a loli fleshlight for your "friend" is completely normal

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  28. Active shooter in northeast Colorado Springs, avoid area

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  29. Untitled Landscape

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  30. My experience of mining so far

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  31. New York Cop Starter pack

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  32. when you’re so offended over the way somebody dresses u write a novel about it

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  33. Everything Everything -- The Wheel (Is Turning Now) [Indie Rock] [2016]

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  34. roast me hard.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  35. I love it when my kids don't get the joke until the next day...

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  36. I purposely click ads from my previous employer, knowing how much it costs them per click

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  37. I got so many theories and suspicions.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  38. From 2009

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  39. In light of recent Bitcoin depreciation (xkcd.com/1570/)

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  40. Better :)

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  41. Just caught the best girl!

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  42. MLB former player René Reyes' son middle-fingering in live TV

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  43. Graves of a Catholic Woman and Protestant Husband who were not allowed to be buried together.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  44. Winter Campin' - Ontario, Canada

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  45. Wiggle wiggle wiggle

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  46. Trump administration wants to end NASA funding for the International Space Station by 2025

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  47. TIL That between the 14th-19th centuries, due to their early invention and love of ceramics, no glass was produced in China. Due to this, they were left behind in the progression of sciences and didn’t have things like glass windows and mirrors.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  48. Hey man, can I borrow you phone? Uhhhhhh, yeah, one second

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  49. Maybe?

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  50. JonTron if he was porn.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  51. I had to do this, forgive me

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  52. Life in Tokyo living in a tiny room inside a manga cafe

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  53. xkcd 1095: Crazy Straws

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  54. The Wish

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  55. Rory Makes Weight for Title Fight

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  56. Using your computer to buy a new computer is like having an employee find, hire and train a replacement who is significantly better at the job then they are.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  57. miss me with that gay shit

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  58. Box Office Week - On MLK weekend Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is #1 again on its fourth week with $35.4M, The Post expands well to #1 with $23.4M , The Commuter opens solid at #3 with $16.3M, Paddington 2 opens weak at #6 with $15M, and Proud Mary opens poorly at #8 with $12M.

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  59. Content or face, I'll touch it

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  60. Server tick rate hitting 30hz after 8 minutes

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  61. With a little teamwork white boys can jump

    645 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  62. R.I.P. to TREZE, who fought cancer for almost 4 years. A strong and talented man.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  63. Lilith shows emotion in NY!Corrin's art and she looks adorable :)

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  64. It’s ironic that most wallpapers for computers and phones are pictures of the outside.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  65. Guy sent me a message on snapchat saying he liked me for my personality and that he was different from all the other guys who just like me based on my looks(never met him), i told him that what he said was very douchy and this was his response

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  66. I just learned that Jorden Peele is going to produce a new Twlight Zone Series as one of his next projects.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  67. Kasa decided she wanted to help with the painting when we weren’t looking. Teal jellybeantoes!

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  68. 2meirl4meirl

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  69. The only difference between Jagr and God

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  70. Here's some more Monika fanart.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  71. [Gif] A Few Plays that Showcase Teddy Bridgewater's Pocket Presence

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  72. How IOTA markets react to positive news

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  73. Is it okay to tailgate people with your pickup to "send a message" to get out of your way? This guy thinks so. No one else does, however.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  74. It was 17 years ago, and I'm still laughing at this...

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  75. Beware, tour

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  76. The last picture of my grandmother and I. She passed 2 hours after this picture due to complications of cell death not caught early enough in her intestines. She held on until as we said our goodbyes, then left us peacefully.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  77. It's over Dwight, I have the high ground

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  78. BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - Condemned To The Gallows (Official Music Video)

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  79. Huobi adding VEN/USDT pairing - Leading to more overall Volume

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  80. absolutelynotme_irl

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  81. During A thunder storm

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  82. Face swap 🔄

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  83. 1974 Porsche 911 RSR being unloaded at Frankfurt airport [3600x2400]

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  84. Anon fucks up

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  85. Some good advice for the fellas.

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  86. Stunning home theatre room in Long Island, NY. [1336x1000]

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  87. My Zelda Shrine

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  88. We are about to cross 50,000 people in this sub reddit. A huge milestone. Congratulations everyone!

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  89. Gay_irl

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  90. [Fun] What being president of the Literature Club is like

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  91. Government shuts down on one-year anniversary of Trump presidency

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  92. ANIme_IrL

    644 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  93. The HNNNNNNGGGGGening Commences

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  94. Blade Runner 2049 up for 5 Oscars!

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  95. Helen Mirren says ‘men would expose themselves’ to her ‘once a week’ in her 20s

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  96. Leo and Louise looking very handsome in their winter clothes

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  97. Hellboy with Cats by Gustavo Pelissari (xpost r/ImaginaryPets)

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  98. The match was a disappointment, but enjoy this Federer backhand

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  99. Just imagine how much it would suck waking up the next morning and still feeling sticky bits on your face from not thoroughly washing that stuff out.

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  100. RP gets too serious during "Chipz & Nuts wedding"

    643 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018