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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. What does a robot do on a one night stand?

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  2. Moving from Java to C++

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  3. Craaawling in my skiin

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  4. Steep takeoff

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  5. CARniVORous biRd bItes WomAns fINGeR ofF!!!

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  6. Aging Senator Explains That Young People Should Get Involved In Politics Because She's Fucking Out Of Here

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  7. Thanks for that

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  8. Tampons and little brothers

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  9. Job Hunting

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  10. This is my fort. You are not welcome in my fort!

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  11. Best way to wake up

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  12. Reforestation drones plant 100K trees an hour by firing agri-bullets containing seeds into the ground.

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  13. EU reminds Apple it still has to repay €13bn in taxes after Apple announces it will pay $38bn in US taxes

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  14. I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  15. I hate myself for making this

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  16. Feeling a little fruity today

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  17. New Full Size Cardboard Cutouts spotted

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  18. If and only if

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  19. (PICS) GOAL! From 226 to 146 in just under 10 months! (Cross posted in xxketo)

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  20. You can use a coffee maker to make Ramen Noodles, Macaroni, and anything that requires warm water

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  21. 'Photographer' has no idea on how to retouch faces( 'Retouching' job hides the faces pretty well)

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  22. A Nourished Natsuki!

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  23. [Shitpost] Prometheus vs Kai... Key... Cai... ugh... Cayden James

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  24. Guillermo del Toro tweets about the color coding used in The Shape Of Water

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  25. No it doesn't

    820 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  26. Just the way we like it

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  27. Best rapper! 4 billion dollars check out his new album

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  28. Thirty Years

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  29. Dead Cells Announcement Trailer - Nintendo Switch

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  30. June 16th, 2012: I met Frank on Fairfax in LA/star struck

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  31. 🅱️an’t wait to unwind today!

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  32. TIL that nitrous oxide, commonly known as laughing gas, was first used as a recreational party drug by Britain's wealthy class in the 1700s before it was ever utilized for medical reasons

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  33. MK8D really needs an option to permanently disable auto-steer/tilt controls/auto-accelerate for other players.

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  34. Drag Race Thailand Trailer!

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  35. The Humble Cookbook Bundle: Sous Geek Cookbooks, Pay What You Want for over $400 of Cookbooks!

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  36. Deep in the forest, Finland [6000x4000] [OC]

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  37. hell is a place on earth

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  38. *SPOILERS* Tyra throwing some serious shade at the 10th queen.

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  39. "Welcome to the Literature Club" by chippou

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  40. Just gonna search this container quick...

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  41. Mirkwood Hunter’s knife I got in June, it’s still this bright and beautiful. Done by the fantastic Ben Mercer at Gentleman Dave’s in Bournemouth, Dorset.

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  42. 2D People Don't Belong In This Dimension

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  43. Page turners, they are not

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  44. My wife and I, Louisiana 1976.

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  45. It’s a trick, send no reply!

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  46. Don't Toot!!

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  47. Fox playing with a dog

    819 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  48. Or whatever

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  49. California AG: Employers who Cooperate With Federal Immigration Raids Will be Prosecuted

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  50. Pretty sure this is a wand, not a knife

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  51. Like micro transactions in a relationship

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  52. Please stop

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  53. [WDYWT] When you and your friends match

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  54. Mariska Hargitay, 1988

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  55. {spoiler} I'm going to beat the shit out of my dad

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  56. You laugh, you lose.

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  57. Inside Anfield vs Manchester City [MD 23]

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  58. Forever Dead - Dan Said No.

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  59. Minnesota and 20 other states sue FCC to restore net neutrality rules

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  60. I made this !

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  61. When I’m having a long day at work, I look at pictures of Tango and remember he’ll be there when I get home.

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  62. Roses are red, grey is the knife

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  63. Just made a small highway

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  64. Off The Hook amiibo (mockup). Do you think we'll ever get this, along with solo songs?

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  65. Boycott All Banks That Suspend Crypto Accounts

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  66. D-do you like my new haircut?

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  67. Sound Legal Advice

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  68. Congrats to NinjasHyper (21) and KingRichard15 (15) on the new duo kill record of 36! (yelling and profanity in link)

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  69. me on february first

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  70. The future is clear: Bitcoin can and will do anything that altcoins can do, but better, using sidechains/layer2. And Bitcoin does it on the blockchain layer that is the most proven, secure, trusted, and decentralized.

    818 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  71. Social anxiety

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  72. Last meme for today. Promise. Mostly

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  73. Green PewDiePie

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  74. [WP] As the hero enters the throne room of the dark lord. The throne is empty and the hero's companion says with a grin " Well this has been delightful but I'm afraid the fun is now over.".

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  75. Does anyone else feel like the TNG Ferengi and the DS9 Ferengi were like two totally different species?

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  76. “Check your Comcast bill for unwanted fees,” new consumer alert says

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  77. My roommates and I use wine bottles as ash trays :(

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  78. Nice Girl I Dated Hates Me Because I Don't See Her Value

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  79. [Martinez] Thank you to all the fans out there that supported my #HOF candidacy. We are trending up, next year may be the year. Thank you @Mariners and the best fans in baseball

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  80. My Hike Hike in the Narrrows

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  81. HMB and jump on this inflatable swan

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  82. Don't Be Shy Remake by Disse86

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  83. gay🚢irl

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  84. rollerskating down a ramp

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  85. Best of the Worst: Plinketto #5

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  86. Intel. Intel. Intel. Intel. Upvote this to make this pop up when people search up intel on google #intel #intel

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  87. Can we get the old door glow effect back?

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  88. 1 Missed Call

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  89. What

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  90. Like Father/Like Daughter (Soleil/Laslow Palette Swap)

    817 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  91. "I don't blame guns, I blame blondes for this one."

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  92. This heat sensitive 3D unicorn mug

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  93. There’s a smoking tortoise in Brooklyn 99

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  94. Found the cutest planter at Marshalls! I love it!

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  95. When battery die out…

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  96. You a big ole tall Ludacris lookin motherfucka aint you

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  97. Primary School Field Trip at Sensō-Ji

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  98. I finally took the plunge! Reddit, meet Oscar!

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  99. Can we please get back the two labels that show us what we've picked up and it's amount?

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  100. Have we killed this meme yet?

    816 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018