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Ka-chow
612 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Oh this has not gone well - 102
612 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Border Patrol arrests ASU instructor who gave food, water to immigrants
612 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Heard stories about this but never had it happen before
612 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
I want to Fuck a midget
612 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Dede Elgy
612 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
TIL in 2014, a stalker trespassed on Keanu's home. He calmly talked to the stalker and called the police, who arrived and arrested her. Three days later, a second stalker made her way into his home, took a shower in his bathroom and swam naked in his pool.
612 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Me_irl
612 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
“Pick a field you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” is probably only true because that field probably isn’t hiring.
612 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Ah yes, the native “horny” eating fish
612 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
How to turn your cow into a unicorn
612 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Eric André Announces New Adult Swim TV Special: "Eric André Does Paris"
612 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
Three cutest drawing I've every come across.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
schemers scheming (lily and toast fanart)
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Last night lunar eclipse. I got the moon right in the middle of the frame.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Patriots Jags AFCCG Gifs
611 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Warner Animation Group Books Deal To Make Dr. Seuss Movies; ‘Cat In The Hat’ First Up
611 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
Curls and cuddles from step brother and sister.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
When the AI doesn’t work like it did in the video so you have to do it yourself
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
This ad placement is perfect!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018
Just a sleepy floof
611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
I took a poop in the airport and the automatic flush was so fast that I did not have time to observe my masterpiece.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Dead Cells coming to console in 2018!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Not like that... I can brush my own hair. 🐾
611 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Jordan Peterson is now live on the Joe Rogan Podcast
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Trump supporters only have memes and exclamation points left.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Super late but here's my 2018 title page!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Every time
611 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
[No Spoilers] Happy 49th Birthday Jesse L. Martin!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
[TOMT] two guys on a bodybuilding.com forum arguing over how many days are in a week.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Tuvok is going through Pon Farr under the guise of a Flu. Neelix comes in with this line and Janeway almost cracks up.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Pearl in Action by ava-riel
611 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
NY just signed an executive order forcing net neutrality we must join them!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
me🐱irl
611 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
I MADE AJA CRY INDIRECTLY N IM VERY DRUNK
611 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Mai raifu
611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
running a red light - oR - not paying attention for emergency vehicles, WCGW (matter of opinion)
611 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
On the outside I might appear to be an emotionless, sarcastic piece of shit
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
TIL of Bishop Chrysostomos of Zakynthos and Mayor Karres, who, when ordered to list and turn in the entire Jewish population of Zakynthos, Greece, promptly hid them in various rural islands and turned in a list containing only their own names. The entire Jewish population survived.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Pressed the wrong button
611 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Who wants to eat some ASS?
611 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
Checkmate Atheists!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
The Wall by Andrew Mironov
611 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
It exists!!
611 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
New Study Shows Melee Is Killing Hungrybox
611 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Obama gas station found in Columbia, SC
611 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
I hit 3 snipes in 10 seconds to win the game lol.
611 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
ACCU R A T E
611 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
PSA : Netflix put grey bars instead of black ones on phone with 18:9 screen since the last app update
611 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
TIL "Jazz" was originally "Jass" but the term was changed because children and some adults could not resist the temptation to scratch the letter "J" from the posters
611 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
When someone shoots an RPG at you and you gotta build real quick
611 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
How Laws Are Made
610 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
Stuntin gone wrong
610 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
Apartment block in Okha, Russia
610 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
The only morally acceptable time to eat another human being is __________
610 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Anti-American far-right pundits are now calling for a police state, and the death of American citizens who oppose Trump
610 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
Built-in Driveway Snow Melt System
610 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Make us move all our furniture out every week to spite us? Sure thing, champ
610 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
Heartbreaker monster... Chocolate cake, milk chocolate ganache and dark chocolate ganache - décorations : elastic chocolate and meringue
610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Sibling relationship is the best.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
My plans for the evening...
610 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
When you get a blow out but you're all about that #stancelife
610 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
My 5 year old nephew got this book for Christmas and has been recreating sets with his random pieces. Thought it would be appreciated here.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
King of the jungle, probably
610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Peter Madsen charged with murder of Kim Wall on submarine
610 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
The Uniform Franz Ferdinand Was Wearing During His Time as the FBI and Justice Department
610 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018
The real effect of gun control...
610 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
I guess she doesn't need one
610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Read top left down and then top right down. (Had to repost because I fucked up the title the first time)
610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
Really hate when the stairs decide to auto-rotate themselves
610 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
I deliberately slow down support for annoying customers
610 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
I thought this belonged in here
610 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
20th attempt at a bathroom pic...
610 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
I am always reminded of the guy who played the same CIV 2 game for 10 years as it devolved into a 1984 nightmare future hellscape.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
This is how my dog begs for food
610 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Are we gonna talk about how Nintendude got 13th in G5 Doubles with a CPU?
610 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018
When Kanye was called egotistical and crazy for saying the same thing everyone is saying now 🤔
610 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018
Every house has a pair of these somewhere.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Terrible photo, but 1600ft below earth surface. Hockley salt mine. Crazy experience.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
furry🍕irl
610 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018
This lunchbox from Amazon is up there with the most amount of money I have ever wasted on a novelty purchase.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
Friend of mine sent me this after telling him about my new board.
610 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Teacher resigns students! 😃
610 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018
Giant pouched rat taking a shower
610 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
Why did you decide to be poor?
610 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018
This lighthouse over Lake Michigan
609 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018
Pssst! Don't look now, but our camera man has a boner!
609 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
609 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
I see your M65 coat and raise you the M65 Fishtail Parka!
609 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
ULPT: if work is stressful, get a homeless person to kidnap you and hold you hostage. When found guilty, the homeless person will go to jail and have a place to stay, have meals, and free healthcare. For being kidnapped, you would be entitled to some extra personal health days away from work.
609 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018
Is it just me or does this happen to you guys too?
609 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018
Smol natsuki
609 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018
[50/50] Chuck Norris stares at a man to death (SFW) | Paramedics laugh as they remove a frozen stiff body from a car. (NSFW/L)
609 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018
TROLOLOLOL
609 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
Dat url tho.
609 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018
No one looks up
609 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
They Walk Among Us! I caught two of them right here in /r/niceguys! (I am green)
609 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018
This heterochromatic two faced cat is 🔥
609 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018
I built a "House Bed" for my 3-year-old
609 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018
“Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages.”
609 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018