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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. Raccoon Breaks Into Alcohol Warehouse, Gets Hammered

    9807 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  2. If you're spreading bullshit about a university, don't tag them on twitter

    9804 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  3. Where the tile meets the carpet at my school...

    9804 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  4. Helping feed the dog

    9795 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  5. Bento box I bought in Tokyo

    9782 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  6. They made supplements like Tide Pods so is youngins can finally accomplish our dream of eating tide pods

    9779 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  7. When you go to a family gathering...

    9772 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  8. What are you happily addicted to?

    9771 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  9. Donald Trump speaking at State of the Union address. (2018)

    9768 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  10. Dad saves guitar from his guitar pushing son.

    9762 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  11. My brother Can't eat in peace?

    9759 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  12. Having a cop driving behind you is equivalent to when your teacher looks over your shoulder during a test.

    9756 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  13. Qizai, the only brown panda in the world.

    9755 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  14. *Nervous Lizard Noises*

    9753 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  15. Jessica didn't know what she was more pissed off at: these B.S. "magic seeds," her dumbass husband who couldn't separate reality from fantasy, or herself for reading 'Jack and the Beanstalk' to him yesterday

    9753 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  16. Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia, and China combined

    9751 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  17. Chinese students spent 200 continuous days in a virtual "Moon Base" in Beijing, state media said Friday, as the country prepares for its long-term goal of putting people on the moon.

    9750 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  18. The Missile Alert System used simple HTML! How bad could it be?!

    9740 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  19. Slaves in Dubai (2017) - How women housemaids are treated in the middle east (11:24)

    9738 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  20. Real MVP.

    9736 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  21. Hey Smails! My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat!

    9735 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  22. This guy parked way over the line, so I stopped him from being able to get in his car

    9733 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  23. My mahogany and angle iron bookcase

    9732 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  24. OP is the world's greatest hacker

    9730 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  25. [NSFW] SORRY, I CAN'T RESIST WHEN YOU PUSH ALL THE RIGHT BUTTONS

    9727 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  26. Deaths in WW1 by European Country [5000 × 4078]

    9724 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  27. I wish I could be as photogenic as her...

    9722 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  28. My Uncle’s T-Shirt

    9719 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  29. I have no fun, but I must dance.

    9712 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  30. The REAL Tide Pod challenge for TEENS

    9708 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  31. I knew Chris Pine's character in A WRINKLE IN TIME reminded me of someone...

    9708 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  32. Gimme that coveted 2009 Bieber x 2001 Joe Dirt look

    9707 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  33. Avengers Infinity War leaked ending

    9707 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  34. When your code loves you

    9707 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  35. Jeff Bezos grinding in his Startup office (1994) [Image]

    9706 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  36. TFW that happens

    9704 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  37. Jamaica bans anti-gay Arizona pastor from visiting country

    9700 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  38. The Owner of Bitgrail has just scammed it's users out of millions of dollars causing the price of XRB to fall over 50%. Could someone who lives in Italy contact the authorities & find out if something can be done.

    9690 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  39. I've never noticed that Michael thinks the 'USA' has 1 timezone.

    9688 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  40. It's...... writing it's own code! Is it....Is it self aware?!? IT'S SELF AWARE!!!!! RUN!!!!!!

    9686 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  41. Looks like somebody got locked out.

    9683 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  42. Here you go

    9683 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  43. Bar and dining space in an open plan residence surrounded by lush gardens, Savyon, Central District, Israel [2364×1577]

    9680 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  44. Reddit, meet Emmy, my 4 month chocolate lab who doesn’t know how to sit correctly

    9674 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  45. a Redditor explains how the last 8 years everyone has thought we are on a stock market bubble that is ready to burst, so it's best to not try to time the market. Examples are given with links to comments at each 1,000 point interval from the Dow.

    9662 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  46. So I got promoted to a supervisor, didn’t like it, asked for a demotion, and apparently now they are going to give me a raise.

    9655 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  47. [I ate] spicy chicken and waffles w/ citrus herb butter and maple syrup

    9641 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  48. If the Harry Potter series were filmed in 1980s, Helena Bonham Carter (actress of Bellatrix) would have made a great Hermione

    9637 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  49. How Spongebob got his house

    9631 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  50. Some neckbeard wants to have a slave (xpost r/justneckbeardthings)

    9631 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  51. My little girl’s last blep before she passed away yesterday. I’m going to miss seeing your cute little tongue!

    9631 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  52. Warm went

    9630 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  53. What exactly is happening to your (nerves?) when circulation gets cut off and you start to tingle?

    9628 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  54. Took Wally out of town for the weekend just us two, went to a cabin and spent the whole weekend hiking, swimming, playing fetchies and snuggling. I think he enjoyed it.

    9622 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  55. Never pay a barber again!

    9621 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  56. The Opportunity rover celebrated its 14th year on Mars yesterday. It was initially intended to last just 90 days.

    9619 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  57. Why do American high schools and universities use the nomenclature "freshman, sophomore, junior, senior" instead of, e.g., 1st-year, 2nd-year, etc.? How did that develop?

    9609 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  58. Best Buds

    9609 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  59. As much as we complain about this game, at least there are no loading screens.

    9606 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  60. This honeybun

    9605 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  61. Smooth Double-Frontflip

    9603 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  62. [Off-site] Futurama does the math

    9602 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  63. Power Nap (xpost from r/gifs)

    9601 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  64. Danish Food

    9600 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  65. Sweet revenge

    9600 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  66. Yellow? ...yeah it's definitely yellow :)

    9596 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  67. Family Guy called it

    9593 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  68. Everyone except him is mentally brain dead

    9593 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  69. Frank got hardly any love in r/awww. Here he is at 7 1/2 weeks old.

    9592 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  70. Resupply mission

    9579 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  71. TIL that German prisoners in Canada were treated so nicely some of them returned to Canada after the war and became Canadian citizens.

    9572 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  72. I was in LA and stumbled upon the building they use as the exterior of Paddy’s

    9570 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  73. Young skateboarding legends

    9564 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  74. That’ll be a ticket for sure.

    9564 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  75. My partner was driving for Lyft, got in a minor accident, we have full coverage with Liberty Mutual insurance, but they won't offer any assistance since the accident occurred during a ride share. Not sure what to do now, or if this is the correct sub to ask for advice.

    9560 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  76. r͝҉͏͇̼͙̼͈̟̬̹̪̭̻̮ͅḙ̵̭̣̙̩̻̖͎̻̠̣͔͖̦̣̯̮̬̪͠m̵͏̧̯̗̲̠̩̝o̴̶̤̺̘̯͘͡ͅv̶̴̢̨҉͔̳̻͔̲è̠̹̰̙͙̕͡ ̵̴̩̖̬̦̲̩̝͙̥͡t͏̴̱̳̱̰̱̪̲̟̞̗̯̹͔̗̘̕͜͝ͅh̪̤̲̝̺̖̝̙̫̯̟̼͎̫͠e͓̣̜̤͍͔̬͝ ̴̝̞̻͎͘͟͠͞é̛͇̤̺̫̝̖̲̼̹̻̥̲̙̯̱̱̖͢a̢̖̫͍̻̲̝̤͓̣̰̕̕͘͜r͜҉͖̤̣͖̗̺̪͔̱̘͖͔̹̪̼͔͡ͅs͏͝͏̪̲͖̟̰͔ͅ

    9556 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  77. He's worth every penny

    9556 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  78. Both Antman and Wasp's costumes include the insect heads their character is based on!

    9542 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  79. I swear I felt bad for doing this.

    9522 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  80. Jack White Bans Phones at Shows for ‘100 Percent Human Experience’

    9521 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  81. Democrat Beto O’Rourke outraises Cruz again, taking in $2.4M in latest quarter

    9520 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  82. French-American Quasi War (1799 colorized)

    9519 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  83. You guys really liked my Great Jagras yesterday, so this morning in my free time at work I did a sketch instead of a doodle!

    9517 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  84. After much backlash, our hand sanitiser has been moved

    9514 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  85. Open plan living / outdoor space in Martis Camp, Truckee, California [620 x 413]

    9513 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  86. [OC] An isometric view of the frontier town of Windfall

    9512 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  87. Told them to write joke on each box...

    9509 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  88. "Comedy is my therapy"

    9505 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  89. Woof irl

    9502 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  90. The kid used to bull's-eye womp rats in his T-16 back home. . .

    9500 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  91. Doggie elevator

    9498 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  92. Ian McKellen, great actor... great human being

    9497 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  93. 20 mins into Looney Toons and Chill he gives you that look

    9493 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  94. A little something to wash down your Tide Pods.

    9493 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  95. Got my first cat yesterday. Reddit, meet Sprout!

    9489 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  96. Listening to the radio on the beach, circa 1940s

    9484 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  97. My mom in Toronto, 1967. Ten years before I was born. I just love everything about this picture and my dear mom now 74 and still going strong.

    9480 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  98. Meeting With A Warlord by Jakub Rozalski

    9478 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  99. Shadow art

    9478 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  100. hmmm

    9472 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018