woid

top stories

Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. Bending metal rods with precision.

    13109 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  2. You shall not pass (but I shall)

    13106 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  3. Scottish junkies are superior to the American crackhead in every way

    13106 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  4. This is mh grandfather when he was 18. He turned 90 yesterday!

    13093 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  5. Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?

    13087 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  6. Redditor provides NSFW story of delivering pizza to a woman's house, another redditor finds the link to the hidden camera video that the woman recorded

    13078 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  7. "I burn bibles and quarans by the way :)"

    13067 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  8. Glenn Howerton confirms Dennis will still be in ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

    13062 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  9. [PUBG] I love rag doll physics

    13060 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  10. Mental health and minorities

    13059 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  11. Thanks bro...

    13043 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  12. lifehack

    13043 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  13. The answer is: faster than I can run, and about 100 yards, until it hit a fence and sent blowers everywhere. One battery is still missing.

    13041 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  14. "THE ECONOMY IS ON FIRE!!!"

    13038 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  15. Anon uses real life cheat codes on his gf

    13038 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  16. Elevator Justice

    13037 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  17. In The Incredibles, Robert Parr reads a newspaper, revealing the film to be set in 1962.

    13026 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  18. Switching to electric cars is key to fixing America's 'critically insufficient' climate policies - Nearly 60% of US carbon pollution comes from power and transportation, and power is already decarbonizing fast

    13023 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  19. I think this has a lot of potential. Invest.

    13021 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  20. Shibeloaf

    13018 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  21. Can we give some love to Lucas and Max please?

    13016 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  22. When you’re suspended from hogwarts

    13016 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  23. My daughter always gets super excited when my wife gets home from work. Today, I finally got it on video.

    13015 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  24. Glacial lake

    13003 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  25. Anime Irl

    13002 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  26. I’m making chainmail out of paper clips

    13001 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  27. This is why you should restrict access to the server room before firing your IT guy

    12998 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  28. Police trying to chase down a red light runner

    12997 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  29. If the moon was the same distance from the earth as the ISS.

    12997 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  30. Can’t get rid of that awful breath? Grab a flashlight and check for tonsil stones in the back of your throat. They are fairly easy to swab away with a cotton swab.

    12993 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  31. European Commission fines Qualcomm €997 million for abuse of dominant market position in LTE baseband chipsets

    12990 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  32. Mooning in January

    12989 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  33. Curly hair doesn’t ‘feather’ like Farrah’s did. Also I miss that neck. Ahh the early 80s...

    12988 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  34. You had literally one job

    12983 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  35. More young Iranians taking part in civil disobedience and rising up against compulsory hijab

    12976 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  36. All these books are upright except for the one about anarchism.

    12974 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  37. Ex-DEA agent: Opioid crisis fueled by drug industry and Congress. Drug distributors pumped opioids into U.S. communities -- knowing that people were dying -- and says industry lobbyists and Congress derailed the DEA's efforts to stop it (2018) [27min]

    12973 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  38. The way my dog sleeps

    12970 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  39. When we were kids parents put soap in our mouths when we said bad things. Kids these days do it by themselves.

    12969 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  40. Facebook Never Disappoints

    12968 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  41. Anon is female

    12965 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  42. Everyone say hello to Cooper!

    12965 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  43. Anon deals with retards

    12965 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  44. Ivan Ivanovich. Dealer of all CatNip.

    12956 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  45. That's not how any of this works

    12954 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  46. My friend is as good as dead. Her cat will murder her in her sleep any day now

    12950 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  47. Found out who the local drug dealer is...

    12942 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  48. TIL that Ikea's founder, the late billionare Ingvar Kamprad, was incredibly frugal: He disciplines his employees for not using both sides of the paper. He was once turned away from Businessman Of The Year Award for arriving by bus, and assembled all his furniture himself.

    12940 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  49. Fellas is it gay???

    12939 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  50. Win win win

    12936 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  51. Pretty effective mind hack, give it a try right quick.

    12935 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  52. Naked girls get thousands of upvotes, how much for our boys in coral blue?

    12930 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  53. People the studio considered for the role of Doc in Back to the Future.

    12929 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  54. ULPT: Kid bites you but the parent doesn't give a shit? Tell them you have AIDS.

    12924 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  55. Scott Smith is crippled by a disgusting body shot from Pete Sell, yet somehow survives and lands a sweet right hook on Sell's chin as he's moving in for the kill in one of the greatest comebacks of all time

    12917 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  56. Larry Nassar sentenced to 175 years in prison on multiple counts. “I just signed your death warrant.” “You do not deserve to walk outside of a prison ever again.” Judge said it was an “honor” and a “privilege” to sentence Nassar.

    12913 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  57. Stipe Miocic and Daniel Cormier set for champion vs. champion superfight at UFC 226

    12912 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  58. When my wife asks what is making me so tired and stressed

    12909 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  59. From r/quityourbullshit

    12907 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  60. Nobody gives grass the credit it deserves for making Earth not look like a big ball of wet dirt

    12906 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  61. Some real camo...

    12903 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  62. Not all parking officers are bad guys...

    12897 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  63. Train ppl clap. Everyone heckles.

    12897 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  64. Sebring battery replacement made easy

    12893 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  65. What a time saver! Now I'll never have to stab my own Oreos again!

    12891 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  66. PsBattle: Sam Neill with a pig.

    12888 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  67. Speed reading

    12881 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  68. Grizzly Mountain, Mariusz Grandzel, Digital, 2013.

    12868 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  69. Surprise!

    12868 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  70. Extremely rare, the Harpy Eagle is actually considered a mythological creature. This beastly bird has held a position in Greek mythology for over 3,000 years.

    12868 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  71. My nephew got stuck in a ridiculously big slime ball

    12868 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  72. Thirsty hummingbirds

    12867 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  73. You’ve made it my boy...

    12857 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  74. BBC admits to committing a crime

    12857 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  75. Man livestreams himself stealing, arrested on stream after daring employees to call the cops

    12851 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  76. Self-employed carpenter couldn't afford to go to the doctor until he won a $1 million lottery only to find out that he had stage four cancer and died weeks later

    12851 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  77. Raven, having some pets

    12847 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  78. Larry is going places

    12846 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  79. ELI5: Do trees have a life span, or will they continue to grow if not damaged or diseased?

    12845 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  80. 4 minutes into a game I find him at Tilted Towers in a bathroom. Hope you made it out friendo.

    12838 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  81. My wife drew this portrait of a friend's dog. I thought it belonged here.

    12834 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  82. Saw this on Facebook, our brave troops making a stand

    12831 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  83. Now all of my friends are worried about my mental health. Thanks!

    12819 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  84. Apple to cut production of iPhone X in half due to weak demand

    12818 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  85. Tunnel Vision

    12816 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  86. Jesus saves

    12815 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  87. Old man brought in this 1936 Chevrolet with ~73,000 miles on it, says it’s been in his family since it was new.

    12814 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  88. The hunter has become the hunted 😱

    12811 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  89. [Image] You'll be alright

    12809 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  90. Do cinnamon rolls count?

    12804 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  91. hmmm

    12804 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  92. Close, but no cigar

    12796 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  93. When an American and a Brit have to compromise on spelling.

    12796 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  94. [NO SPOILERS] Just thought this poster from S3 was cool

    12780 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  95. Justin Vernon On Bruno Mars’ Grammy Win: “You Absolutely Have To Be Shitting Me”

    12773 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  96. Mid to late 2000s Browser Games Starter Pack

    12753 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  97. [homemade] chicken tenders

    12745 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  98. imagine if this guy could talk ❄️❄️❄️

    12738 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  99. The Kush Kannon

    12729 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  100. “Hey hey hey, it’ll be okay”

    12727 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018