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Reddit (Jan 2018)

  1. My girlfriend told me to try Yoga. This is what happens every time.

    39552 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  2. Quite literally choosing beggar

    39539 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  3. World's saddest ball pit

    39535 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  4. New Users Buying Cryptocurrency

    39481 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  5. 500 years later, scientists discover what probably killed the Aztecs. Within five years, 15 million people – 80% of the population – were wiped out in an epidemic named ‘cocoliztli’, meaning pestilence

    39478 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  6. This must technically count. My aunt just took a screenshot

    39475 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  7. The World Has Never Seen an Oil Spill Like This - A tanker that sank off the Chinese coast was carrying “condensate,” a mix of molecules with radically different properties than crude.

    39461 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  8. PsBattle: Bald Eagle over ice

    39393 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  9. 2018 the year of the cardboard box

    39381 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  10. That's Jam

    39349 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  11. Tiny octopus pets dog 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 out of 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    39339 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  12. The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup...

    39329 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  13. TIL of a woman who was able to smell Parkinson's disease. In a study she was able to accurately identify 11/12 patients with Parkinson's. And not a year later the last patient was also diagnosed, making her record 12/12.

    39306 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  14. NFL Rejects 'Please Stand' Ad from Veterans Group

    39295 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  15. Three Fingered Jack, Oregon. [OC] [3864x5270]

    39290 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  16. Guy uses daily check-in with subreddit in court as evidence of improvement, Judge lowers his sentence

    39264 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  17. "I'll be right up!"

    39256 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  18. Boner Champ: Reddit's algorithm is designed to keep this image off the front page. Let's show them who the real Boner Champ is.

    39243 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  19. [Image] When you are going through difficult moments in your life, remember this

    39239 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  20. Safety first

    39191 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  21. Unexpected neck bird

    39183 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  22. Fennec Fox reunites with his best friend William the cat

    39146 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  23. I’ll admit, the anthem made me chuckle.

    39131 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  24. Future mathematician in the works

    39126 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  25. Helping the old lady cross the road

    39114 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  26. Watching a boy become a man.

    39045 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  27. Tom Petty Died of Accidental Overdose, Family Says

    38966 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  28. Cccombo

    38937 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  29. Verizon, Apple Continue to Lobby Against Your 'Right to Repair'

    38877 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  30. Taken with a phone out of my hotel window in Venice... and no boats!

    38848 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  31. It’s so hard to read the caption written on a girl’s t-shirt and not come off as creepy.

    38813 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  32. Cutting Bangs

    38811 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  33. More than 30 Russian athletes withdrew from a tournament in Siberia over the weekend after the unannounced arrival of anti-doping officials

    38801 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  34. Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!

    38791 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  35. It worked

    38767 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  36. My friend holding an ice circle over the sun.

    38752 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2018

  37. Speedy Gonzales got nothing on me.

    38734 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  38. I left some chocolate in a hotel with a note saying that’s for you,have a great day. That’s what I got in return.

    38730 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  39. How the car was driven in Baby Driver when the actors were busy acting inside

    38697 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  40. How to catch a kangaroo

    38693 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  41. Toyota surpasses 3,000 Mirai hydrogen fuel cell vehicle sales: With a range of 502 kilometres and refueling time of approximately five minutes, the Mirai creates electricity using hydrogen, oxygen and a fuel cell, and emits nothing but water vapour in the process

    38599 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  42. But the revenue! How could he?

    38517 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  43. North Korea Calls Trump Nuclear Button Tweet the 'Spasm of a Lunatic'

    38513 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  44. Will Ajit Pai's FCC Probe into Hawaii False Alarm Expose Role Telecom Giants Played in Blocking Emergency System Upgrades? '...it was telecom giants, including his former employer Verizon, that played a specific and outsized role in preventing the implementation of several key safeguards.'

    38492 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  45. 5m freestyle at the winter Olympics.

    38487 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  46. answer my riddle

    38482 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  47. Tuck me in.

    38456 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  48. Bill Gates Reveals His Father Suffers From Alzheimer's Disease – and He's Committing $100 Million to Stopping It

    38450 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  49. What is happening?

    38448 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  50. This architecture in japan

    38378 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  51. The Entirety of Breaking Bad in 1 Minute

    38366 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  52. Dug the dog vs glass door. He's ok :)

    38347 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  53. These trash cans in the trash

    38326 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  54. Holocaust hero: US soldier told Nazi captors 'We are all Jews' — To protect Jewish captives at a Nazi POW camp, US Master Sgt. Roddie Edmonds ordered more than 1,000 Americans captives to step forward with him and pronounced: "We are all Jews here."

    38280 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  55. Dey took err jerbs!!

    38268 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  56. and that's the way it goes

    38261 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  57. Danny McBride's 'Crocodile Dundee' Film Confirmed To Be Fake

    38240 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  58. Syfy and USA Network now allow the f-word without muting, to the delight of show creators.

    38229 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  59. NASA - Endeavour Leaving The Atmosphere

    38223 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  60. I’m always here for you

    38200 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  61. Forgive me daddy for i have sinned

    38185 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  62. Was looking desperately for the unsubscribe button. No wonder I couldn't find it.

    38178 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  63. The End Of Root Canals: Stem Cell Fillings Trigger Teeth To Repair Themselves, Research Study Claims

    38161 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  64. Went on a hike with Hercules and got this photo

    38157 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2018

  65. Cant wait for the next Olympics gifs

    38133 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  66. Hold up!

    38122 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  67. A good boy learns to shake.

    38026 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  68. Pentagon Document Confirms Existence of Russian Doomsday Torpedo

    38018 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  69. True story

    38001 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2018

  70. If Disney casts some unknown actor instead of Ewan McGregor

    37984 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  71. My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic

    37953 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  72. Russian Athletes Withdraw From Competition When Drug Testers Arrive

    37952 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  73. My 4 yr/old son asked me to film him crawling through a tunnel to send to Mom at work. Things evolved from there.

    37933 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  74. Vader loves drama

    37927 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  75. You bought the wrong paper towel asshole

    37924 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  76. Ursula K. Le Guin, Acclaimed for Her Fantasy Fiction, Is Dead at 88

    37922 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  77. The importance of airbag deployment times

    37921 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  78. When the cops show up to a party and my white friend says "I'll talk to them."

    37914 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  79. In The Pursuit of Happyness (2006), at the end of the movie, Will Smith, who plays Chris Gardner, walks past the actual Chris Gardner whose life the movie is based on

    37908 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2018

  80. +1(800)273-8255 - U.S. National Suicide Hotline

    37885 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2018

  81. hmmm

    37878 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2018

  82. TIL: The Centennial Light is the world's longest-lasting light bulb, burning since 1901. ] It is often cited as evidence for the existence of planned obsolescence in later-produced light bulbs.

    37872 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  83. You take me back, right now!

    37833 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  84. I made a [homemade] cake that looks like my dog. Needless to say, he was fascinated.

    37829 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  85. Persistence is the key :) [Video]

    37813 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2018

  86. Council branded 'inhumane' after installing metal bars on benches to stop homeless people sleeping on them - Charity says Bournemouth council's 'hostile' strategy is 'a sad indictment of how we treat the most vulnerable people in our society'.

    37808 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  87. Challenge accepted

    37643 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  88. me irl

    37640 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  89. Splitting the Red Sea

    37628 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  90. 🤔🤔🤔

    37574 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018

  91. On the Government Shutdown

    37567 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2018

  92. Sage Kotsenburg shredding his own planet

    37522 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2018

  93. Hippo eating a watermelon

    37514 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2018

  94. I've never read anything so stupid

    37482 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2018

  95. Tesla’s giant battery in Australia made around $1 million in just a few days

    37476 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2018

  96. Things that concern my father starter pack

    37449 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  97. Imagine playing call of duty as a kid and telling Kim Jong un about how you shagged his mom.

    37447 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2018

  98. Being watched

    37429 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2018

  99. Need to watch the Bee Movie but don't want stupid pop ups or viruses? Just go to pornhub instead.

    37363 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2018

  100. 2meirl4meirl

    37337 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2018