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If you could pick between $100,000 tomorrow or $1,000,000 in ten years, what would you pick and why?
58653 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Manager better watch out
58653 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2020
It’s an emotional rollercoaster
58649 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
Bless me Norah for I have sinned
58648 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2020
My wife went to work for the first time in 3 months. No words are needed.
58644 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
First time assassin
58642 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020
Barack Obama together with his wife Michelle Obama. True love.
58642 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2020
Masked shopping
58642 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
Talk of reform
58637 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020
Blackface? Really?
58634 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
Gaming Translator
58632 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2020
Tesla gave workers permission to stay home rather than risk getting covid-19. Then it sent termination notices.
58628 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2020
Coronavirus Has Killed More Americans than Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan and World War I Combined
58626 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
Goodbye engine
58624 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
Coronavirus Forces World’s Largest Work-From-Home Experiment
58624 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
Well, back to video games and beer
58622 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
Had to be done.
58621 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
TIL that in the 1600s, some monks in Germany only drank beer and water during their 40-day fast for lent. They concocted an “unusually strong” brew, full of carbohydrates and nutrients. In 2011, a journalist attempted to re-create their fast. He lost 25 pounds during the ordeal.
58620 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Living off the grid first harvest, planted my tomato plant on the first day of lockdown.
58616 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
Actual sizes of bears
58616 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2020
In Wonder Woman 1984 (2020), you don’t actually have to watch the first 1,983 Wonder Woman movies to understand the plot.
58609 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
Think about it
58607 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020
Sucks big time
58603 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
A beluga whale soaking people and then laughing about it
58603 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2020
(OC) Water fountains are weird.
58601 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020
A racist attack on children, 1975
58599 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2020
The flower of Patience . It opens every 7 years . And it lasts 7 days
58598 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
What is the single worst movie you sat through hoping it would get better, but didn’t?
58596 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
This Minnesota Vikings fan came to the game prepared
58589 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
Guide Dog reporting for duty
58589 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2020
Following people in public while playing popular theme songs
58588 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020
Megathread: Senate Intel Committee Releases Final Report Detailing Ties Between 2016 Trump Campaign and Russian Interference
58587 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2020
The Trump Campaign Reportedly Blew $1 Billion on Private Jets, Trump Properties, and Don Jr.’s Shitty Book
58585 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020
Louisiana Pastor Tony Spell holds church services today defying house arrest order
58582 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
‘I’m suffocating’: French delivery driver’s last words echo George Floyd case | Four police officers questioned for involuntary homicide over death of Cédric Chouviat
58579 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
British Reporter encounters Drop Bear (Carnivorous Koala)
58576 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
Also, not long.
58575 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
Hi all! I'm such a huge fan of Bioshock and I want to show you my Elizabeth cosplay from Bioshock Infinite. I hope you like it!
58572 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
Police abandoning the 3rd Precinct police station in Minneapolis
58572 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
On May 8, 2005, one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet was uploaded to the Something Awful forums. Happy 15th birthday, "Fabulous Secret Powers"!
58569 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
Walmart pulls guns and ammo from store displays, citing potential "civil unrest"
58569 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
absolutely splendid
58568 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2020
a few words of encouragement can generate great effects
58567 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
>Nooo, you can't take a picture of our picture that's stealing!
58565 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
“Can I take your picture?” “Sure, I don't F**king care”
58564 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
A COVID-19 positive California woman was instructed to quarantine, isolate, and inform the people she had been in contact with. Instead she went to work while contagious, didn't tell her roommates, and infected all 16 people in her household.
58562 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2020
It's always nice to see good sportsmanship
58561 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
A website that does programming for you just by describing with words what the program should do
58560 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2020
damn cat nearly gave me a heart attack
58560 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
Warner Bros has confirmed that Mads Mikkelsen has replaced Johnny Depp in the role of Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts 3
58559 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2020
Hong Kong activists are holding up blank signs because China now has the power to define pro-democracy slogans as terrorism
58558 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2020
Alyssa Milano FTW. Spot on.
58558 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
The way this meme has been embroidered to perfection (by hermitgirlcreations)
58558 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Dr Anthony Fauci is the only figure to find his approval rating rise after being associated with Donald Trump
58558 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2020
After 21 years Edward Norton still talks to himself.
58556 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
Loujain al-Hathloul, who fought Saudi Arabia's ban on women driving, appeared before a judge on Wednesday, shaking uncontrollably, to learn she was being sent to terrorism court, her family said.
58554 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2020
Caught this idiot 30 minutes after installing my dashcam...
58551 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
the tibetan sand fox
58549 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020
The user /u/Dr_Midnight uncovers a massive nationwide astroturfing operation to protest the quarantine
58548 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
Officer literally beats the living crap out of a man with a mental illness
58547 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
An ancient Roman jug dating back to the 5th century AD found under an abandoned theater near Milan, Italy.
58547 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020
My mother (left) and her friend Nina, circa 1975
58545 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
One. Job. [OC]
58538 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2020
Nap time
58538 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
I really appreciate it
58538 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2020
Our boy locked himself in the bathroom :(
58537 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2020
Recorded this myself a few years ago, probably still the coolest thing I’ve ever recorded
58537 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2020
TIL about the Chinese poem "Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den," or "Shī shì shí shī shǐ." The poem is solely composed of "shi" 92 times, but pronounced with different tones.
58536 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
Thank you, I needed that.
58535 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2020
Karen can't wear a mask because of a "medical condition" and is refused shopping :(
58528 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2020
Man Denies Arlington, TX Police Officers Entry Into His Home Without A Search Warrant And They Still Went In Anyway!
58524 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
Teach the liberals a lesson and slash your tires today!!
58523 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
Blame the humidity.
58521 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020
U.S. states seek $2.2 trillion from OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma: filings
58521 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020
Romance display at my local Barnes & Nobles. I probably laughed too loud.
58518 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2020
Christchurch shooting: mosque terrorist sentenced to life without parole - an unprecedented sentence in New Zealand
58514 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2020
The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great...
58512 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
58511 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
In first interview since 'Tiger King's premiere, Carole Baskin reports drones over her house, death threats and a 'betrayal' by filmmakers
58510 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
Facebook blocks and bans users for sharing Guardian article showing Aboriginal men in chains Social media site incorrectly removed historical photo on grounds of nudity, then for three days blocked and even banned users who posted link to article
58510 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
MRW I'm about to puke in a party
58509 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
My friend's head upside down looks like a right way up head
58508 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
What’s an invention that’s still around today but has lost sight of its original purpose?
58499 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
Michigan man jailed for nearly 4 decades exonerated after witness admits to lying
58498 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
A kind neighbour.
58498 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
Shaq: "I'm 47 years old. Lost two grandmothers. Lost a Sarge. Lost my sister. And now, I lost a little brother."
58492 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
If small dick energy was a vehicle
58490 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
Using his car as whiteboard to teach his only student
58490 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
Cop who ‘threatened to shoot protesters through door of his home’ accidentally kills fellow police officer
58489 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2020
Rob Zombie just being his typical Rob.
58486 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Where can you find fair, honest and reasonably unbiased opinions on world news and politics?
58485 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
TIL that ZZ Top is the longest-running group with an unchanged line-up in the entire history of popular music
58484 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
Leaked White House data shows infections spiking more than 1,000% in rural areas that backed Trump | Trump claims cases are falling everywhere. An unreleased task force report shows massive spikes in the heartland
58482 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
Masked people dressed in white storms a Toronto mall to protest COVID vaccines 😷
58482 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
Lawyers Litigating for Trump Suddenly Remember Their Licenses Are on the Line If They Lie to a Judge
58481 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2020
it gets even weirder
58479 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020
My 12 year old son modified his bike with carpet for barefoot riding
58477 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
I will definitely try to be a good Chef.
58475 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020
Some fancy dancing
58474 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020
Driving on a lone road through an open wheat field, nothing to worry about
58474 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2020