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Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.
34625 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
Chicago nurse told friend she was ‘scared to death.’ Within weeks, she and her son were dead from COVID-19, and her husband barely survived.
34624 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
My neighborhood puts up with a lot of shit
34624 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL that a French family had a roof leak in 2011. Upon inspection, the culprit turned out to be a 4.5 billion year old meteorite that had smashed through their roof tile. the family's name? Commette.
34623 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
The justice system protected the pedophile instead of the victims. Big surprise huh? Free this poor girl.
34621 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
Wearing the same clothes multiple times before washing them is perfectly reasonable
34621 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
Meet Aloe, saved from being covered in tar, it took 9 hours to completely remove it all
34621 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Cursed response
34621 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
Man beats alleged pedophile who tried breaking into his brother’s house with his dick hanging out
34621 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2020
Water time
34620 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
Terry Crews Training Zach King...
34620 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
Their neighbour's cat strolled in and helped himself
34619 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
Employee. Smooth as butter save
34618 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
The point of view really matters for this Square / Circle
34617 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Fixed it
34617 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
You don't want veggies in your chicken soup? Got it kids.
34617 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
TIL Gary Sinise, Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, is also known for his charity work for disabled veterans. He builids houses for them and hands over the keys mortgage free and even supports the families who lost someone in battle.
34617 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2020
A Perfect Pit Stop.
34616 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
My grandma saved a newspaper declaring the end of World War I from Nov 7, 1918, four days BEFORE the war ended.
34615 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
[Azarly] Doc Rivers - "Sorry I don't have a lot to say. I have to go talk to a team before a game and tell them to play and I can't."
34613 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
Chicago 1933. The end of prohibition
34613 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
Blursed buddy
34613 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2020
Gentle giant
34613 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
My daughter decided she wants to be a horror movie makeup artist when she grows up! She freaks me out sometimes when she texts me her ‘injuries’, she’s quite talented and I can’t wait to see how she progresses!
34611 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
blursed_netflix
34608 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
For some this is new, but others have been here before.
34606 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
Indian Catholic Nun who exposed sexual abuse at her Church is being systematically starved by church authorities
34605 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
Russian competitive swimmer Yuliya Yefimova home workout
34605 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
This Arkansas school turned solar savings into better teacher pay " in three years generated enough savings to transform the district’s $250,000 budget deficit into a $1.8 million surplus." " fueling pay raises that average between $2,000 and $3,000 per educator."
34605 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020
Pornhub removes all user-uploaded videos amid legality row
34603 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
Great tactic
34602 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2020
US cases of depression have tripled during the COVID-19 pandemic
34602 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
So many nickles
34602 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2020
I had to draw those beautiful eyes after The Queen's Gambit
34602 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2020
How aliens see Earth
34600 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2020
I agree
34599 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2020
Classic Todd
34598 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Bought a house in July and they graciously left me a mini fridge in the basement, after moving all my beer and alcohol downstairs I discovered it was infact a freezer.
34598 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2020
Idiot in car tries to swerve and run a biker off road
34598 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
Nut a cop, take a nap
34598 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
She's pretty and she knows it
34596 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
Henry Cavill Really Know His Priorities!
34593 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2020
TIL There are no Army installations named for Brigadier General Benjamin Davis Sr. He was the 1st African American General in the US Army, he served in 4 wars, was instrumental in getting Truman to desegregate the Army, and was an original Buffalo Soldier
34593 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2020
A good philosophy!
34591 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020
Zuckerberg Says He ‘Hopes’ Facebook Won’t Destroy Society
34591 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
I awarded somebody, they went through my post history to tell me I'll never find love because I'm trans
34590 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2020
The kids at the back of the class room
34590 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
Burning a dollar bill
34589 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
His logic...
34588 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
I’m genuinely so afraid that my reproductive rights are in jeopardy. I don’t know what to do.
34586 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2020
Build a Neat and Simple Aquarium Interior Design for Your House
34586 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
Larger than any console this generation or prior, the PS5 is a shelf space-consuming. ABSOLUTE UNIT
34586 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2020
I made a Texture Pack that Replaces Totem of Undying to UNO Reverse Card
34583 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2020
Mine mine mine mine, mine mine mine mine
34582 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020
Black Lives Matter sues over violent Seattle police tactics
34582 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2020
Gun Girl getting owned
34581 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
Spnorts
34580 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
I come in peace
34580 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2020
Wait a sec-
34579 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020
NAME A WOMAN!!!
34579 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
[Image] PlayStation 4's sales have overtaken the Wii and original PlayStation, making it the fourth best-selling console of all time.
34578 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
Iron Man's free-fall suit up in the first Avengers compared to the one in Endgame
34575 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020
This egg turned out the same shape as my bread.
34574 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
The difference in vision between predator and prey
34572 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2020
Confirmation that I’m broke.
34571 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020
Saw this on r/memes
34567 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Moratorium on questions related to US Politics
34566 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2020
Four Chinese military hackers have been charged with breaking into the computer networks of the Equifax credit reporting agency and stealing the personal information of tens of millions of Americans
34564 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Cursed nickname
34563 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2020
Bolsonaro Is Taking Hydroxychloroquine To Treat His Coronavirus
34562 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
YSK that its illegal for a restaurant to make a server pay for a dine and dash
34561 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
It's funny seeing them try to claim that they are innocent victims
34560 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020
The way she crosses the street.. every time.
34559 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2020
They will tell you they disagree with every type of "bail out", but for some reason they are only vocally opposed to student loan forgiveness. Its because their orange god uses farm subsidies to buy votes from the farmers in middle America, and thats a-okay to the Trumpsters.
34558 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
Cmon lets play.
34558 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
Me and my parents found this in our backyard earlier today (it reads "do not enter poison gas") it's on a circular concrete thing.
34556 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
blursed_roadblock
34556 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
Mastiffs are masters of agility
34556 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
Let's try to change in 2020.
34556 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
Never worked
34554 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2020
being asian on The Bachelorette
34553 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2020
TIL that in the novel “No Country for Old Men,” set in 1980, Sheriff Bell refers to dope dealers who “shot and killed a federal judge” in San Antonio. The film version stars Woody Harrelson, whose father was the real-life contract killer convicted of that murder in 1979.
34552 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2020
Making hand made number plates
34551 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2020
Don’t ask me why its on the top
34549 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
🔥 Whaler sharks caught inside a wave 🔥
34549 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
100% my favorite video on tiktok
34548 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
I don't often wear Indian attire but when I do...
34548 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2020
that's a lotta damage
34547 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
Now this is some SKILL
34546 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020
Even the dark side has to shop for food occasionally.
34546 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020
NBA 2K21 Is a Full-Priced Game That Is Forcing Players To Watch Unskippable Ads
34545 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2020
For the people who don't know the full story check the comment section
34545 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
Secret Service sniper walking though D.C. park
34543 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
Ah the negotiator
34542 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Dolly Parton in the 70's, offstage, relaxed, and looking simply angelic.
34542 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020
TIL that after seeing Wallace Shawn's performance in the 1981 film My Dinner With Andre, casting director Janet Hirshenson was so fond of his delivery of the word "inconceivable" that she cast him as Vizzini (the Sicilian) in The Princess Bride
34540 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
Hope all of my “Biden cheated” neighbors enjoy my new flag!
34540 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2020
I don't believe him
34540 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
The corrosion on this water tap looks like a map.
34540 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
Our city finally installed LED lights on our tennis courts last summer but someone cut the poles down with a chainsaw during winter and stole the lights.
34539 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020