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10499 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I wish for no comments
10498 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Hey! The animal is down here!
10497 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020
‘It was like being preyed upon’: Federal officers in unmarked vans detain Portland protesters
10497 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2020
20 Male. Just got accepted into a prestigious private school. Feeling a bit cocky for my own good. Do your worst.
10497 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
Trump to hold Election Night party in White House with up to 400 guests, report says The president is reportedly planning a large party indoors in the East Room, undercutting coronavirus restrictions in the capital
10497 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2020
Millenials will be no different than the Boomers
10494 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020
'Let's walk': Sheriff joins Flint protesters in show of solidarity
10494 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
Guys who complain about being poor what’s stopping you from stealing some hot chicks profile pick, buying panties and wearing them and selling them online to other guys under the auspices a girl (chick you stole profile pick from) wore them?
10493 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
It starting to make sense now
10492 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
[Charles Barkley] If President Clinton was at the game and he noticed me and Shaq he would come say hello. If [Kenny] walks by he'll say can you bring me a hotdog."
10492 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
take chicken
10490 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
All three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender are coming to Netflix in the US on May 15th!
10489 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
My new kitten, Dumpling, insists that I pay attention to her at all times
10489 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
A D.C. priest has tested positive for Coronavirus. He offered communion and shook hands with more than 500 worshippers last week and on February 24th. All worshippers who visited the Christ Church in Georgetown must self-quarantine. Church is cancelled for the first time since the 1800's
10489 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
No Man Ever Steps In The Same River Twice ... [Image]
10488 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2020
What's up with this video of Joel Singer assaulting a restaurant worker, it keeps getting removed/censored?
10487 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
10 years? Take the week off...
10487 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
[Haynes] Yahoo Sources: NBA moving on from Spalding as the official game ball partner to Wilson, starting with the 2020-21 season.
10487 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
[OC] My Custom D&D Player Setup
10486 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
“Nana, I really really like these pewnut cookie!”
10486 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
Aye, legend
10485 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2020
Research has found gardening at home had a similar effect on people’s emotional well-being as biking, walking or dining out. The benefits of home gardening were similar across racial boundaries and between urban and suburban residents
10485 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
So eating something you want at a restaurant that serves a variety of food is being basic?
10485 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Wolves 1-[2] Liverpool - Firmino 84'
10484 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
Every one is 10 tickets even the hard to get bonus spots!
10484 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Stop dat censorship
10483 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
If bologna is pronounced baloney, why is lasagna not pronounced lasoney?
10483 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2020
Showing off my completed puzzle.....
10482 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020
This lady is crazy!!
10482 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2020
He is Speed
10482 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020
Traders panicking over $TSLA sell off
10481 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Things I have learned from the Chinese Super Server
10479 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020
Brute force = best decoding method
10479 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2020
He knows all the words
10477 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020
TIL of Joy Milne who claimed that she smelled a distinct odor in patients with Parkinson's disease like her husband. She sniffed 6 shirts from people with Parkinson’s and 6 from healthy controls and identified 7 had it. 8 months later the "healthy" patient she "misidentified" was diagnosed as well.
10477 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?
10476 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2020
I honestly can’t even get mad at this kid
10475 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020
My entitled sister wants me to house my niece for free during uni
10474 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020
Borussia Dortmund 0-1 Bayern München - Joshua Kimmich 43' great goal
10473 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
Welcome to planet comedy, population: Boomer
10473 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
Galactic Centre time lapse featuring Jupiter and Saturn
10473 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
Damian Lillard on the situation with federal law enforcement in Portland: “"I don't understand why federal troops need to be on the ground and physically removing people from the streets. I feel like it's unnecessary, and it's definitely a scary situation."
10470 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
Facial Change When a Northern White-Faced Owl feels Threatened
10470 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
I grew up poor now I am comfortably middle class but still love some struggle meals. What were some of your favorites?
10470 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
Bremen 3-[2] Dortmund - Giovanni Reyna 78'
10469 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
This is really cool
10469 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
How UPS delivered my $9000 Mac Pro today
10469 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
Blizzard this is the best start to an expansion in a long time. Please don't turn Torghast into a slugfest!
10469 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2020
G2 Esports vs. MAD Lions / LEC 2020 Spring Playoffs - Winners Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion
10469 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
They read my mind
10468 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
Well damn, I’m sold
10467 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020
Beautiful blue magnesium meteor.
10467 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2020
No way he just hit that
10465 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2020
Created an account just for this. Hydrate
10465 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Why do pronouns matter to trans- and non-binary people?
10465 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
Found this beauty of my parents when I was cleaning out the hall closet. Mom said this was around ‘82-‘83.
10465 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2020
this man needs a cheeseburger
10464 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
🔥 One of the prettiest and most colorful species of sea slug, the opalescent nudibranch found off the coast of California. Credit:waterbod 🔥
10464 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
Pastor who blamed premarital sex for COVID-19 dies from the virus
10464 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2020
LGBTQ children’s books face record calls for bans in US libraries
10463 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
I tried to combine two videos that lined up pretty well. This is the result! [OC]
10463 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
Dunning-Kruger strikes again: People in the lowest IQ quartile overestimate their IQ; people in the highest IQ quartile underestimate theirs.
10463 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
Apparently people with diminished mental capacity can memorize more than Person Woman Man Camera TV.
10463 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020
Did anyone else dream of moving to America when they were younger, but just think f*ck that?
10462 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2020
CMV: Male and female athletes should be paid an equal percentage of their sport’s revenue, not necessarily the same absolute dollar amount.
10462 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
Ennio Morricone dies at 92
10461 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2020
‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ Wraps Unprecedented Shoot After 18 Months, 40,000 COVID Tests & Millions On Protocols; Colin Trevorrow & Donna Langley On The Emotional Journey
10460 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2020
I wish that the next person on earth to sneeze to be trapped in a state of perpetual, ongoing orgasm for the rest of their life.
10460 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Does penis size come from your mother’s side?
10457 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
The Simpsons weren’t trying to predict the future. They just made jokes about what they thought were impossibly absurd things, and we were too dumb to prevent them.
10456 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
This bird Kamikazed into the side of my friend’s car this morning while driving at 70mph and left quite an impression.
10456 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2020
To call out improper flag hanging guidelines.
10456 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2020
Venture Capital CEO Leaves CNBC Anchor Speechless
10454 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
This is why can no longer watch animal documentaries with my cat ...
10453 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
How has Nintendo gotten away with sweeping drift under the rug for 3 years?
10453 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
Literally every online recipe now days...
10453 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
My new hobby is doing celebrity math for you guys.
10452 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
How to have fun when quarantined
10451 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2020
If humans all mysteriously disappeared one day what systems or infrastructure would keep running the longest by themselves?
10451 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
I don't know if it's me but this is a satisfying picture
10450 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
I'm David Silva, captain of Manchester City Football Club, World Cup Champion, two-time Euros Champion, and four-time Premier League Champion. AMA.
10450 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
Making a meme out of every line in the JJBA anime until Stone Ocean is animated #115
10450 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
what do you think is the biggest biological flaw in humans?
10449 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
Dave Bautista : “[The] Rock was, in a way, a movie star before he was even a movie star. There is something about him that’s really special. I’d never take that away from him. Would I consider him a great actor? F— no. I want good roles. I don’t care about Fast and Furious or Bumblebee.”
10449 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
Meet my nephew, who decided to say that cleaning was for girls, while surrounded by his much older aunts.
10449 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
LA County Sheriff orders gun stores to close; adds 1,300 deputies to patrol
10448 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
This brand is sick of the cbs
10447 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Church Pastor on Trump Supporters Burning BLM Sign: “It Was Reminiscent of Cross Burnings”
10447 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
ASUS confirms ROG STRIX GeForce RTX 3080 Ti graphics card with 20GB memory
10445 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2020
I'm a 30 Yr old married father of one. Been lurking on this subreddit for a while and time to join in!
10444 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Scotland's snow plow names 🤣
10444 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2020
J.K. Rowling ‘not directly involved’ in Hogwarts Legacy game, WB says
10444 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2020
Throwing a pass to a drunk guy on a boat
10442 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
When the people in lobbies say their age. Certainly explains the toxic behavior
10442 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2020
This is wonderful!
10441 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
When the train messes with you
10441 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020
Thanks man!
10441 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
Every Day Quarantine Mood.
10440 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
Do you ?
10439 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020