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The easiest way to tell if you're obese is if a child draws your stick figure with a line torso or a circle torso
22344 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2020
This kid getting his hair cut
22344 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
My dog following me while I weed.
22343 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2020
2020 has been difficult for all of us, some more than others.
22343 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2020
They say they messed up on Jaskier by not aging him with all the time jumps in the show. I say he just bullshitted his way to immortality by drinking some potion, thinking it was wine. Cause that’s just a very Bard thing to do.
22341 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
🔥 Baby Octopuses still in their eggs
22341 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2020
LPT: If you regularly shop on Amazon, make sure to use the link smile.amazon.com as then a portion of your purchases will go to a charity of your choice
22341 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020
See you in Juvie!
22340 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
Ouch
22340 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
Boy saving his friend from rocket
22340 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
Meirl
22339 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
Poop-fly-guy
22339 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
I thought i lost you (my post from r/memes)
22338 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
oh boy,that's a new one
22337 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2020
Courage is not the absence of fear.
22336 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
So you‘re telling me most educated people aren‘t conservatives? How could that be?
22336 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
CDC predicts up to 11,000 people will die every week this month from coronavirus
22335 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020
Flag of losers
22335 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
Leave me A-LOAN
22335 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
The most dangerous jobs in America [OC]
22334 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
Soldiers adapting to the times
22334 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
This ancient Egyptian 20-sided die dates back to about 400 BC. Roll for initiative.
22333 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
Resolved
22333 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
My (24M) girlfriend (26F) fully believes that she is a cat in a human's body.
22333 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
I didn't think they'd get it
22333 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
Car Alarm Sax
22331 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020
When I was a kid, this was Fall Guys.
22330 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
Sorry if this has already been posted, but just in case!
22330 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
Ever wondered what the inside of a raven’s ear looked like?
22330 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2020
The Super Bowl halftime crowd shots were weird
22330 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I just got fired from my job, i am sick with COVID-19, today is my birthday, and i can't even order from my favorite restaurant to celebrate because they're closed. Can i hear your favorite joke to make my day a little better?
22329 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
2meirl4meirl
22328 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
TIL that the pilgrims didn’t actually leave England because of religious persecution. They left because they were staunch Puritan conservatives and didn’t think the church was strict enough.
22327 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2020
Fixed Issue - How users who are in these subreddits look like starterpack.
22327 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
Here is my brother opening the concrete present I posted about yesterday.
22327 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020
My girlfriend is due with our first-born in 6 weeks and I already feel the power of the dad-joke getting stronger with every day. What other superpowers and abilities have I got to look forward to?
22326 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
Timely
22326 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
I'm REALLY loving the Parkour potential of the Night City
22325 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2020
I spent 2 years and 18 hours of exposure time to capture the Crescent Nebula.
22325 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
hope they forget about it
22324 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Minecraft bees
22323 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
Works for me
22323 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
My girlfriend is training to be a surgeon and came home from work with this device to practice keyhole surgery technique using a laptop.
22323 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
My boyfriend’s kitchen window looks like a painting.
22323 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2020
The Bagworm Moth Caterpillar collects and saws little sticks to construct elaborate log cabins to live in.
22322 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2020
Thorsmork, Iceland looks absolutely amazing
22322 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
The most insane commercial ever.
22322 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2020
I shed 2 big tears after reading that
22321 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2020
TIL Elias Howe, inventor of the lockstitch sewing machine, discovered the idea in a dream. In the dream, a king gave him 24 hours to build a sewing machine with a punishment of death if he failed. On the way to the execution, he saw the guards' spears had holes near the head, giving him his idea.
22321 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2020
I think they deserve that
22319 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
Jumping over a motorcycle
22318 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020
Turn down for what
22318 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Off to russia
22317 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
Snow beauty ❄️
22315 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
Antibiotic kills bacteria that causes Lyme disease. After screening thousands of drugs, researchers have found one that completely eliminates the bacteria that causes Lyme disease, a study with mice shows. “This compound is just amazing, it clears the infection without a lot of side effects.”
22315 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
To truly recover, US needs 400% more coronavirus relief than McConnell is offering, economists say
22314 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2020
The way UPS delivered my new guitar
22313 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2020
A well oiled Flux Capacitor
22312 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2020
Raise your children the right way
22312 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
Chad Freedom
22312 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
Its Just a memory
22310 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
I’d like to speak to this Karen
22310 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
Not mine, but had to share.
22309 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
PsBattle: Abandoned roller coaster loop.
22309 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
Hollywood Shuns Jamal Khashoggi Doc 'The Dissident' Over Fear of Saudi Backlash, Insiders Say
22308 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2020
Just another whoopsie-doodle!
22308 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2020
Every. Single. One.
22307 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2020
probably been done before but hopefully not
22305 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2020
Doggo has found a clever way of playing fetch with his neighbor during lockdown
22305 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020
Your name can't be changed later.
22305 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2020
COVID-19 Linked to Large Vessel Stroke in Young Adults
22304 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
This is Minneapolis. Autozone, Target, numerous businesses looted and burned down. An affordable housing complex was burned to the ground.
22302 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
Photo taken at Hyde Park yesterday. Just to head off the 'thAt DoEsnT lOok liKe sOcial dIstaNcIng' comments. Protesters felt they had to come despite the pandemic, despite the risk. That's how desperate they feel about this issue
22300 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2020
This man before and after recovering from Anorexia
22300 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2020
This bird looks like a peacock snuck into the hen house!
22300 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
I love not having everyone up my ass standing so close
22299 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2020
LPT: Friends and family will hold on to grudges long after you’ve forgiven your SO. It’s easy to get into the habit of venting to them about your relationship, but unless it’s toxic or abusive, remember they don’t get to see the good along with the bad.
22299 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
Almost the same
22299 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
GOP reportedly fears losing the SCOTUS vote if more senators get coronavirus
22298 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2020
Me_irl
22297 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2020
Any tips for making a meme?
22296 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
A moose running on water
22296 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2020
Israel’s Latest ‘Carmel’ Tanks To Have X-Box Controllers, F-35 Style Cockpit
22295 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Why am I a "snowflake" but you can't even handle a mask?
22295 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2020
Kittens getting in sync
22294 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020
A little Mr. Rogers is what everyone needs right now.
22294 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2020
🔥 Snowflake On A Crow's Wing 🔥
22294 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
TFW you are chugging a 40 on a bike as a bunch of cops roll by
22293 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
TIL that back in 1997 Microsoft invested $150 million in Apple, helping them stay clear of bankruptcy.
22293 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
My MIL crochet my cat her own couch
22293 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020
Sanders promises to legalize marijuana, repeal immigration policies at Austin rally
22289 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
54% of adults want to mainly work remote after pandemic: IBM study
22289 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020
Dr. Fauci says it’s ‘unlikely’ a coronavirus vaccine will be ready by U.S. election
22289 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
Lev Parnas says he’s got plenty of dirt that goes ‘well beyond’ Trump impeachment
22288 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Wait a fucking minute
22288 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
There you go mate
22287 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2020
Having checkpoints when scrolling through apps so you don’t accidentally go back all the way to the top would make a lot of sense
22286 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
They see me rollin
22286 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
First oil painting I've done that I thought was good enough to frame :)
22286 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
Why isn't minimum wage at the very least adjusted to compensate for inflation?
22286 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2020