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Wall of cats.
133155 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden
133122 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
Half price. Thanks idiots.
133116 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2020
guys! we have rain in Australia!
133016 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
TIL a fan drove three hours to deliver rapper, Boozie Badazz, a much needed dosage of insulin. She refused to accept payment and instead asked for just a photo. On her way home she stopped at a store, bought a scratch off ticket, and won $10,000.
132951 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020
I had to cut down a tree in my yard and now I feel bad
132857 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2020
A good reason to live there
132791 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
The only baby picture i have... why?
132770 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020
Is it flat enough ?
132750 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
Yes you're seeing right, that's the oval office being used for a product placement
132721 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2020
Mr Hinton's first time voting after 30 years on death row for a crime he didn't commit
132716 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2020
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
132438 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2020
I am speed
132433 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
This template is the perfect embodiment of the situation
132286 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
A conservation group has closed a $15.65 million deal to buy the largest privately owned giant sequoia grove left on Earth, an ancient forest with hundreds of the endangered redwood trees, which can live for 3,000 years and rise nearly as tall as the Statue of Liberty.
132246 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
Jon Stewart didn't forget
132174 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
TIL The cast of FRIENDS each made $1M per episode in the final two seasons and now make $20M per year per cast member for reruns. The show still generates $1B/year for Warner Bros. All thanks to David Schwimmer encouraging the cast to negotiate as a team.
132011 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2020
nro that feeling
131784 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2020
LPT: keep your mouth shut, and don't volunteer information
131719 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
A fine addition
131690 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
The small details: In the forearms there is one very small muscle that contracts only when lifting the pinky, otherwise it is invisible. Michelangelo's Moses is lifting the pinky, therefore that tiny muscle is contracted - a small part of the many details of this masterpiece
131656 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2020
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves?
131603 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
Robert Smalls, professional bad-ass
131582 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
Shouldn’t happen in a developed country
131531 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2020
Day 32, found out house was haunted.
131511 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
Charlie! He was my sober gift to myself. 130 days alcohol free today :)
131496 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
Sleeping Beauty Proposal
131416 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
uncanny resemblance
131359 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2020
This gentleman is standing alone in a small(ish) town in Texas in 100+ degree weather he’s been there every day for 5 days
131349 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2020
OP's Life of a man.
131330 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020
big brain moves
131307 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2020
I have partial heterochromia in both eyes
131276 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
My wife asked me to paint an oil portrait of her. This was the best I could come up with.
131226 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
GBI arrests father, son for murder of Ahmaud Arbery
131221 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
Armed Black Panthers show up to the neighbourhood of the two men who lynched black man Ahmaud Arbery
131157 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain
131154 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020
33 days of wound healing
130924 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
As promised here is the update of a hot dog after 10 days in epoxy resin see you in a month
130835 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2020
A bunch of idiots thought that the hard shoulder was the exit lane and started piling up behind a truck... who's telling them?
130820 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
Making vaccine as cheap as $3
130777 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020
Company owner decided to stop paying his drivers so one of them parked their semi on the owners Ferrari and just left it there.
130743 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
The President is calling for Senator Mitt Romney to be expelled from the GOP after becoming the first senator in US history to vote to convict a President from their own party.
130709 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
She'd like to speak to the manager
130685 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2020
Anais Bordier saw Samantha Futerman on YouTube who looked exactly like her. She texted her and discovered that they were both born and adopted on the same day. Identical twins who were separated at birth, and found each other after 25 years.
130599 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020
Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.
130560 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
I love money
130556 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
“If masks were necessary we would have evolved one by now” lmao
130551 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2020
Despite its bugs, Cyberpunk 2077 has some of the best shading I've ever seen.
130550 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2020
A special effects artist made himself a mask for the pandemic and i can’t get over it
130530 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
If you're having a bad day just remember, you could be the guy who's driving a bus full of potential Coronavirus carriers to quarantine while being observed by a man in a hazmat suit
130521 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
The first New Yorker, frontline nurse Sandra Lindsay, has been vaccinated.
130519 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!
130320 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Fuck these people
130250 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
Texans celebrate DOW hitting 30,000 by lining up for free food.
130235 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2020
It's been 8 years my friends
130159 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020
Recovery is possible and it is worth it.
130116 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2020
poor security
130055 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2020
My quarantine birthday is going well.
130027 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
Two years and TONS of walks later, Shiloh has reached her target weight!!
129944 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2020
Prison Break
129894 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
Wind from the storm in New York blew down a tree, which pull up my entire yard.
129866 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020
We're just as restless as you guys are
129864 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2020
This dude is always left hanging, dies multiple times.
129853 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020
Why Jedis should never come to the dark side of the map
129846 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
It's more than likely that Covid-19 will still be around at Christmas time - how are we going to explain to kids that Santa is still allowed to go into millions of houses?
129810 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2020
Just plain brutal
129802 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
Regardless of the votes, this is a hot post.
129758 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020
Dude throws rocks at car, instantly regrets it
129744 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
At A School Strike Protest For Climate Change.
129685 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2020
[Fall Guys] Tricking a crowd can be risky
129641 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020
This is what happens when you tell workers to self isolate but don’t protect their incomes
129633 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
Trump at the South Lawn of the White House on February 7, 2020. Photo by William Moon
129589 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Trump without his fake tan and hair
129520 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
Pick your favorite
129491 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
Same...
129436 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2020
I just passed 1 year working on my solo project Song of Iron and 6 months since you all changed my life and blew up my first post. I've made a ton of changes based on your feedback, What do you think?
129428 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020
Protester at Million MAGA March
129422 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2020
Made her a bridge to the window she always stared at but could never reach.
129400 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
Bill Gates said, "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." What's a real-life example of this?
129382 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2020
What started as an accidental text turned into an annual tradition!
129370 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2020
Jack Black walking past a couple and accidentally recreates the 'distracted boyfriend' meme
129363 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2020
Leader of North Carolina lockdown Protest group tests positive for COVID-19
129262 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
Sneakily helpful :)
128898 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2020
my compensation for working through a pandemic for the past 3 months...
128894 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
movie magic
128857 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
I didn't have high hopes seeing two white guys with racist signs, but.....
128839 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2020
This is what happens to a hemp bottle after 80 days. Cannabis plastics are non-toxic and biodegradable.
128813 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2020
Metal Jesus COVID FREAKOUT
128716 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
Poor guy :(
128708 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
This holiday season...
128702 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020
Cop chokes and punches teenage girl in the head after breathalyzer comes up negative
128695 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2020
What Mike Schultz looked like after battling COVID-19 for 6 weeks in the hospital
128693 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
When you have 100% control over bike and no obstacle can stop you.
128683 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
Who knew Bette Midler was so savage
128676 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020
Didn’t get any gifts for Christmas except from my landlord. Has no idea I’ve been struggling lately.
128609 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
GO AROUND
128588 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2020
Boris Johnson Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus
128561 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
No Touching Rule
128551 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020
Protests about police brutality are met with wave of police brutality across US
128476 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
Both photos are me, two years and 220 pounds lighter. Luigi-time!
128448 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2020