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Cat saves toddler from falling down stairs
74810 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020
Dear people of Reddit
74809 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Co-Sponsor House Bill Banning Members Of Congress From Trading Stocks
74807 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
"What's your name sir? My name's Deez ... "
74806 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2020
Trump says he asked for coronavirus testing to be slowed down because there were so many cases
74804 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2020
Bill Gates says the US missed its chance to avoid coronavirus shutdown and businesses should stay closed
74799 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
Thinking smart
74792 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
Michigan inmate serving 60-year sentence for selling weed requests clemency
74787 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
Robert Mueller breaks his silence and condemns Trump for commuting Roger Stone's sentence
74782 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
He said I got you mom
74779 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
I got 120/120 on a national math test and that puts me in the top 100 of my country (belgium). One of my proudest moments. Im 13
74777 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2020
After Years Of Claiming It Doesn't Use Facial Recognition Software, The LAPD Admits It Has Used It 30,000 Times Since 2009
74774 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020
*Raises hand*
74772 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2020
Wife and I are out of work during the shut down and she was beginning to drive me a little crazy. I installed the Sims on her laptop and I'm on my 3rd day of total freedom.
74768 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I'm running out of space.
74767 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
George Lucas and Baby Yoda
74763 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
I've been sober for 1 year today!
74762 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
Amnesty International: U.S. police must end militarized response to protests
74758 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
Senegal's quiet COVID success: Test results in 24 hours, temperature checks at every store, no fights over masks
74751 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
TIL Queen Elizabeth has met 12 US presidents during her reign. Which is over a quarter of all presidents since the United States' inception.
74751 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
The circles are stationary
74746 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2020
Through the roof, i tells ya
74744 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
This Math Teacher's reason to cut marks
74744 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020
Take a deep breath and start crying a lot
74743 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2020
TIL that Shirley Temple's mother tried to make her childhood as normal as possible. She asked the parents of Shirley's friends to not let their children see her films so they wouldn't treat her differently, and she withheld all of Shirley's fan mail until she was much older.
74737 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2020
Ohh boy, lots of people will be offended by this...
74734 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
TILIn 1984, a regular at a pizzeria asked his waitress for help choosing his lottery numbers. He won, came back, and tipped her $3 million.
74734 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
I felt this.
74730 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2020
Christmas Eve service after their drummer recently died from Covid.
74729 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2020
It is speaking the language of gods
74729 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020
TIFU by jumping into a lake in my bra/panties to save a man that turned out to be an elite military scuba diver in training
74727 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
I'd need more than 300 words to express my dissapointment
74720 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
Just put the sound on & thank me later
74715 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
Return to sender
74693 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
My niece’s handwriting is very precise...calming just to look at.
74692 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2020
My take on how characters in the Office refers to the pandemic ( OP: u/DrJesseWelsh, added a few panels)
74688 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
TIL that actress Tilda Swinton comes from an ancient Anglo-Scots family that can trace its lineage to the Middle Ages, & is one of only three British families that can trace their unbroken land ownership and lineage to before the Norman Conquest
74680 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
New Shoes are something which can be hard to obtain for some families. Shaquille O Niel has helped out millions across the nation with his brand to supply affordable shoes.
74679 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2020
Anybody else went through this?
74677 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020
Jurassic Park Deleted Scene
74675 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
Sigh, very well tiny human. I will allow you to hold my paw
74669 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
Deep-fake AI Face Generation (None of those people exist!)
74667 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020
Borat sequel titled Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan
74666 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2020
Defusing The Bomb In Front Of His Crying Eyes.
74664 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
My dog is really, really ridiculously good looking.
74663 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
This Iranian girl protests the mandatory dress code for women by taking off her hijab
74661 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Trashy company
74659 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020
His ties to white supremacy are deep-rooted
74654 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2020
Including all of south America was way too generous.
74650 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
Everyone should have a desk buddy
74647 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2020
This girl
74645 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
TIL that roundabouts reduce fatalities from accidents by 72-82%. They also lower wait times and save gas.
74643 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
In 1974,the Egyptian authorities issued a passport to Ramesses II so that the mummy could be transported to France for examination and restoration.
74643 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
20 years from now what will be the “ you are not going to always have a calculator in your pocket?”
74640 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
Hello, you're not tall
74632 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020
TIL that a man decided to deposit a check that he received from a junk mail ad just to see what would happen. to his surprise, they allowed him to deposit the $95,000 check. the bank tried to take the money back, but since he didn’t break any laws, there was nothing they could do.
74631 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
Excuse me sir, weapons of mass destruction are not allowed on Delta
74625 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Oregon fire makes the sky red
74622 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2020
Head of NYPD union gives Fox News interview with QAnon mug in background
74617 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2020
Sweden’s new queen!
74617 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020
Immigrant Venn Diagram
74616 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
74611 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2020
I'll just road rage on this guy
74603 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
North Korea, Iran scold U.S. for ‘double standard’ on crushing protests - National
74602 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2020
I have COVID and my fiancee leaves food for me and then sits in the hallway so we can eat together. Tonight I got surprise hot cocoa.
74600 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2020
Same person, different location
74592 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Everybody's dumb but me
74585 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2020
Police officers shoot and kill Los Angeles security guard: 'He ran because he was scared'
74580 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2020
Mitch McConnell is pushing the Senate to pass a law that would let the FBI collect Americans' web browsing history without a warrant
74578 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
One Day They'll Understand That Support for The State and Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
74578 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2020
India bans 59 Chinese apps yo!
74573 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2020
Passed by a math book example today.
74571 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2020
An unknown illness emerges in China. 59 infected. Reporting from January 2020
74567 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
Tried to bake a cake for my birthday...
74553 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
Bush graciously did "all he could" to ease the transition between administrations
74552 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2020
My family has a restaurant on a Greek island. Here's how we respond to the influencers asking for free food in exchange for social media coverage.
74550 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2020
Infinite tabs open
74546 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020
Former Houston police captain charged with pointing gun at air-conditioner repairman, believing he was a voter fraud 'mastermind'
74546 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2020
Chaos in Paris as thousands take to the streets today in protest against a new "security law" which makes it illegal to film police.
74544 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2020
Wasn’t expecting to see you here
74543 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020
The Man's A Legend
74540 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2020
The best feeling
74535 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
A pelican befriended a stray dog who was often spotted hanging out all alone along the boat docks. The man who photographed this has adopted him but brings him back every day to see his friend, Petey the Pelican.
74533 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
About 40% of US adults are obese, government survey finds
74533 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Lots of strange things happening in the world lately. Adopted this rescue kitty today to help make both our lives better.
74528 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
Black American Jesse Owens wins an Olympic gold medal at Nazi Germany. 1936
74519 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2020
He's absolutely right, now that I think about it.
74519 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2020
In 2009, the Obama Administration began issuing press releases naming facilities that violate OSHA safety and health regulations. This naming and shaming led other facilities to substantially improve their compliance and experience fewer work injuries. The Trump administration ended the practice.
74515 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
Federal judge blocks Texas governor's order limiting mail ballot drop-off locations
74509 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2020
When your cabinet decides it’s time to break lose and come crashing down the day you install your brand new glass top stove.
74507 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
You are telling me it just got up and walked away ?!
74507 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2020
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
74501 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
Witnessing child birth for the first time
74493 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
Award inflation go brrrr
74491 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2020
WHO accused of 'carrying China's water' after official refuses to acknowledge Taiwan during bizarre interview
74490 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2020
The world's fastest supercomputer identified 77 chemicals that could stop coronavirus from spreading, a crucial step toward a vaccine.
74489 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
Oops
74484 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2020
[OC] COVID-19 spread from January 23 through March 14th. (Multiple people independently told me to post this here)
74483 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
You have 5 minutes to hide a paperclip in your home. A detective has 24 hours to find it, If they don't, you get $10,000. Where are you going to hide the paperclip?
74481 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2020
Unemployeed and 2 DUIs later...
74480 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020