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I was promised greatness.
47741 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
TIL a study found after a 90 min. workout, athletes who ate organic peanut butter, Clif Shot Bloks, Cytomax powder, PowerBars, & Gatorade showed no difference in insulin, glucose, cholesterol, or triglyceride levels compared to athletes who ate hotcakes, OJ, a hash brown, a hamburger, fries, & Coke.
47741 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Had my first robot delivery the other day. UK
47741 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2020
When men fight back
47741 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
He's a cunt
47740 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
This is Gunther, the new owner of my heart.
47739 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2020
College I work at has an unknown art piece hidden in the "Demon Hallway"
47738 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
If I had a penny for every time I looked at my wife and thought she was hot
47735 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2020
Welcome to area 52. The site where the military keeps all its stupidest things. What is kept there?
47734 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020
Just wonderful ain't it
47734 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
Don’t let them rewrite history...
47734 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
You're not invited to my weddingmhmm
47733 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
Girl breaks down because a guy flipped her off because she went past the speed limit. You honestly have to be so privileged to cry over something like this, Here mom also went looking for the guy
47731 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
I'm being charged an extra $48 for my (online) classes this semester due to COVID.
47729 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
Local tire shop has a jar full of various things they’ve found inside of popped tires.
47729 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2020
Feel the Bern
47727 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2020
TIL Lyme Disease is far less prevalent in the west coast of the US thanks, in part, to the Western Fence Lizard which carries a protein that cures the disease in the ticks that bite them, thereby reducing the probability of infection to humans and other tick hosts.
47726 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2020
These baby bonobos were rescued, all they wanted was a mom ❤
47723 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2020
New Kelly Loeffler ad claims multimillionaire knows what "it feels like waiting on that paycheck" | The richest member of Congress is worth between $800 million and $1 billion, according to Forbes
47714 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
Michael Myers hugging Michael Myers
47712 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2020
The creator with her creation.
47712 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
David Blaine Street magic in Compton
47711 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
My eyes are pleased
47710 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
Women attacking Native Americans protesting border wall in California.
47710 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2020
LPT: If you like ramen noodles, try shopping at an Asian grocery. They carry better brands than your standard American supermarket.
47710 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2020
Got to keep the kitten well!
47709 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
We can no longer ignore the potential of psychedelic drugs to treat depression
47708 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2020
What a champ!
47707 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2020
#justITthings
47705 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
So HP accidentally sent me $7000 worth of ink
47704 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2020
Shreveport, Louisiana held a completely peaceful protest today, no arrest and no vandalism
47703 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
Avocado crime soars as Mexican gangs turn focus from opium to ‘green gold’
47701 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
This guy Dads!!
47697 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
How much time would a man get for doing this?
47695 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
Say it loud, say it clear: Donald Trump needs to resign over his handling of the coronavirus
47694 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
The Lack Of Racial Diversity In ‘Tiger King’ On Netflix Is Happily Welcomed By Black Folks
47693 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
Just about right
47692 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2020
« Identity thefting »... new word I know
47690 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2020
You seemed to really like my last drone book cover shot! Thought I'd share another!
47690 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
People who don't click the tongs before using them, how?
47688 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2020
If you caught your partner "sexting" would you consider it cheating? Would it break the trust? Why or why not?
47688 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
Dubai, Solar Eclipse By Josh Cripps.
47681 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2020
cursed_sex
47681 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
Season 1 Ahsoka duelling Grievous vs Season 5 Ahsoka duelling Grievous
47679 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
The best sign in history
47679 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
so tired.
47679 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
Today, is the Fall of the Great Titan. At age 50, Tim, one of Africa's last great tuskers, has come to his end -- and with him, the legacy of one of Earth's greatest creatures to ever roam. Rest in Peace, to a Giant.
47677 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I love me some Wikipedia full spreads
47677 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2020
Magic carpets: the art of Faig Ahmed's melted and pixellated rugs, where pieces sell for upwards of $15,000 (£11,870). Typically, they begin as a classic pattern that encounters an obstacle or glitch, a sort of technical meltdown.
47675 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2020
I opened a collector's box of Crayola crayons from 1991, the copper crayon has oxidized on the outside.
47674 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2020
Riding past a speed camera.
47670 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
‘Reading Rainbow’ Host LeVar Burton Wants to Read to Families for Free, Neil Gaiman Offers Entire Catalog
47666 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
Mallacoota fires are officially out, thanks to these brave heroes and more. The community aborad the HMAS Choules is homebound.
47665 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
His Disappointment Is Immeasurable And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless
47665 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2020
Trump Health Secretary Says US Healthcare Workers 'Don't Get Infected' With Covid-19 (94,000 Have Contracted Covid-19)
47664 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
[Image] Angela Kinsey on rejection
47664 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
We should talk more about badgers
47664 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2020
Amid the outbreak of the coronavirus, the US President proposed a nearly 19 percent budget cut to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention—the agency primarily tasked with preparing for and responding to such outbreaks and other serious health threats.
47662 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
That's why you should light up your house properly...?
47661 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
Never underestimate the talent of people by their looks.
47660 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2020
IDK why this freaks me out so much
47659 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
WCGW Throwing a knife into a spray paint can
47659 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
“When you’re a star, they let you do it”
47658 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2020
Had to wait 8 years of school to get a dog. These cuddles are everything I’ve dreamed of and more 😍😍🥰🥰
47657 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
I am currently in my online class on zoom....
47657 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2020
House bill would ban stock trading by members of Congress
47657 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
Bam! Thwak! Posted!
47657 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2020
If this isn't the most wholesome thing ever
47655 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2020
Doggy outsmarts owner
47654 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2020
Today my furball Kuku finally found out about the CatCam I’ve been using to watch her all along. Her confused furry face is the cutest thing ever. My heart can’t take it 🥺
47651 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
Won a workplace competition and this was the “hidden prize” , I think I may be calling sick for the week.
47651 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2020
Tried to unhook a stingray and he stung me
47650 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask
47650 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
Ah yes cause that is so important.
47647 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
Came so close today
47645 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2020
LPT: If you ever find yourself in an uncomfortable situation, ask a stranger to help you.
47644 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2020
If you can get it out, you get to keep it.
47643 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2020
A presidency that began with bans on foreign travellers now sees Europe off limits to Americans
47643 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2020
New Zealand refuses quarantine-free trips from Australia as Australian Capital Territory joins travel bubble: NZ PM Jacinda Ardern says her country will not open up until Australia records a month without community transmission of Covid-19
47640 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2020
Travel ban is a two way road...
47640 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2020
The classic bamboozle
47639 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Happy men's day to yall
47639 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2020
Denver is under a winter storm watch two days after the city hit 101 degrees
47637 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020
Some people say he got his wings... [OC]
47630 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020
Dutch was very happy when I got back from Cleveland last night
47630 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020
TIL a South African farmer rescued a baby hippo from a flood and gave it a home. The farmer fed him, brushed his teeth and helped him. The farmer was found dead with severe bite marks from the hippo and his body submerged in the river where he rescued the hippo 6 years earlier
47629 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2020
Every Christmas my sister gets me a weapon from Clue. The collection is now complete!
47629 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2020
A boy meets his first kitty, head bonks were had by all.
47626 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2020
Should I call my realtor?
47625 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
Acting as if my 1 litre polo can go faster
47625 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2020
Female bully gets what she deserves
47624 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2020
My kid got her fingers stuck in a bench at school and the bench rode with her to the ER. Yes, she is alright. Yes, we kept the bench seat.
47623 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2020
Muffins are to cupcakes as smoothies are to milkshakes
47622 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
The Republican silence on what's happening in Portland is jarring
47619 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
Our Dunning-Kruger president: Trump's arrogance and ignorance are killing people. When stupid people think they're smart, they do maximum damage. That's where we are with Trump and the pandemic
47618 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
New Assassin's Creed looks awesome!
47616 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
The battle of hairstyles
47613 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
Don't pick up the phone I'm online
47613 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
2017 vs 1992
47612 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
TIL: Tim Burton did not direct "Tim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas." Henry Selick, director of "James and the Giant Peach" and "Coraline," carried out the task, due to Burton having prior commitments to "Batman Returns."
47610 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2020