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Nearly 22 still virgin and living with my parents , no friends and stressed over school. And yes that's a herpes on my lips , just end me .
16424 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
Man recognizes a woman having a seizure and catches her before she hits the ground
16423 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
Resurfaced Biden letter tells ‘wonderful staff’ he will be 'greatly disappointed' if they miss family commitments for work
16423 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2020
Another Dies Inside...
16423 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
Bernie video: Today is a sad day for democracy
16423 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Walmart Canada Faces Backlash For Selling ‘All Lives Matter’ T-Shirts: The company is also selling T-shirts with “Blue Lives Matter” and “Irish Lives Matter” printed across them
16423 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2020
Reuniting with Dobie 17ish years later
16423 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
[Highlight] Jimmy Butler Pulls The Chair On Giannis & Pushes Him Back Down When He Tries To Get Up
16422 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2020
Sacrifice grandma for the dollar, they said
16422 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020
The guy who left his girlfriend because he found she got gangbanged before being together was absolutely justified.
16422 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
He died heroically at work ...
16422 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Awwwww <3
16422 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
[Rovell] Confirmed that the Los Angeles Lakers were the only NBA team to ask for a Paycheck Protection Plan loan from the Small Business Administration. They received $4.6M and, as first reported by @kevinarnovitz, they have now returned it.
16421 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
University students made a monument in memory of a squirrel who canceled a two-day class by gnawing the front lines.
16421 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
Good night
16420 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2020
this is my dad’s dog, lucky, and my dad’s mother, on her death bed. lucky was never allowed in the bedrooms, and was respectful of the rule. but when she visited my grandma for the last time, she ran as fast as she could to her bedroom and stayed with her until she was gone.
16420 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2020
BTS apparently donates everywhere. And it’s never enough.
16419 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2020
My grandma has a pair of stork scissors
16418 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2020
The psychological term for this would be “projecting.”
16417 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2020
George Bush congratulates Bill Clinton at his inauguration, 1993. Old school class.
16417 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2020
Wish Dad luck?
16417 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
DAY 23! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23!
16417 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
Trevor Bauer's cleats today are incredible
16416 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
[OC] The world's 187 fastest Super Mario Bros 1 speedrunners after 4 minutes, 55 seconds, and 646 milliseconds.
16416 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2020
Asmongolds take on the new drama about the DEER PepeLaugh
16415 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
2meirl4meirl
16415 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
See ya later losers!
16414 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2020
Saw this image here on reddit and got an idea
16414 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2020
Rattlesnake bite in the US.
16414 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
True sign of an intellectual
16413 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2020
To catch the toy
16413 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2020
CJ McCollum on IG Live with Damian Lillard: "They said my pubes look like Jamal Murray's"; KD proceeds to catch a stray
16413 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
Oldest surviving diving suit, 18th century. I guess that even the sharks got scared
16412 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
This is too accurate
16412 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
Y’all just forget rhinos are basically tanks?
16412 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
[Elon Musk] Fuel header tank pressure was low during landing burn, causing touchdown velocity to be high & RUD, but we got all the data we needed! Congrats SpaceX team hell yeah!!
16411 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
I have lost one piece of this 2000 pieces puzzle
16410 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2020
This lenticular cloud stays in the same spot for hours
16410 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2020
Tell your wedding guests to die
16410 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2020
When two giffers use the identical source for their gif
16410 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2020
Who are you
16410 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2020
This dad leaps into action just in time to help another guy.
16409 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
that was a rollercoaster of emotions
16408 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2020
Conspiracy theorists are putting their routers in Faraday cages – and complaining about bad Wi-Fi
16408 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2020
I hate hackers
16407 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2020
Sorry
16407 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2020
Now make the change we all need America!
16407 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2020
"Aghh, I have trained you well."
16407 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2020
Who is there?!
16407 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2020
Wylie, Texas Mayor defends religious belief that only men should lead public prayer at city council meetings. In an email, the Mayor said only men should lead the prayer at council meetings & cited 2 bible verses about women remaining silent. This is some YallQaeda type of shit.
16407 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
You could've just said No Trespassing
16406 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
/r/Conservative users grow frustrated that mods are continually censoring any post about Trump's "White Power" tweet.
16405 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2020
Girl of my dreams in the 90s compared to Woman of my dreams last year. We're celebrating 25 years.
16403 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
Fan made Kenobi poster. Vader in the background really pulls it all together
16403 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
Someone’s out there photoshopping teeth onto babies and it’s my new reason to live
16402 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
All-caps gang
16402 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2020
Um... Okay
16402 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2020
New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern offers coronavirus know-how to Joe Bіden
16400 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
For a single frame in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" (1988), Betty Boop's dress falls low enough to see her nipples. Only in the theatrical cut, this frame is usually cut from home releases.
16397 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2020
Anon stands up
16397 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2020
Hasan gets left with a 50/50 with AOC and Ilhan Omar
16397 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2020
Ask Riot: Delete Yuumi
16396 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2020
FYI: These yellow lines on the second floor of kanal mark the location of the walls on the first floor
16395 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
I didn’t know any of this! Cool lil buddies :)
16395 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2020
3:00 AM
16394 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2020
aww snap
16393 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2020
Cigarettes will kill you.
16393 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2020
I should be able to get my tubes tied without explaining myself.
16393 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020
Happy International Beer Day!
16393 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2020
PsBattle: this sponge bob made from pencil lead
16393 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Ahh...the money under the bottle trick never fails
16392 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
Researchers discovered 15 parasitoid wasps of the genus Acrotaphus in the Amazon. The wasps are able to manipulate the behaviour of the host spiders so that they spin a special web that protects the wasp’s developing pupa. This kind of host manipulation is a rare phenomenon in nature.
16392 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
Do I tell someone?
16392 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Nearly half a million sign petition calling for WHO head’s resignation for kowtowing to China and bungling COVID-19 response
16390 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2020
If I were American, I'd vote Bernie...
16389 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
When your Safari tour guide really wants to impress you
16388 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2020
Nice try though
16388 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2020
Genuinely annoys me
16388 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
The Onion in 2020, where satire and reality are the same thing.
16387 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2020
Today I learned that the German wives of 1,800 Jews marched into a German camp to peacefully demand the return of the husbands who were taken from them because of their marriages. The officers did not know how to react to the peaceful aspect of the protests. All the husbands were sent home.
16387 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
Depression kicked my butt for four years. Now I’m kicking back.
16386 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
wow
16386 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2020
YSK: If you really want to support your local restaurant, don't order third party delivery (GrubHub, DoorDash, etc). Instead, order directly from the restaurant. Delivery providers charge the restaurant 15% to 30% of the total.
16386 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
My dad found my mums old game boy from 1992 and it still has battery left
16385 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
The person you hate the most has accepted $10,000,000 to have sex with a mythological creature, but you get to pick which one. What do they have to boink?
16384 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2020
It has been 3 weeks since the story about mass forced hysterectomies in our concentration camps broke...and nothing changed. No one is even talking about it anymore. Do NOT let this be forgotten or ignored. It is goddamn genocide.
16384 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
This is the CD for the Diddy Kong Racing games soundtrack. Due to the shape, it was unplayable in most CD players
16383 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2020
Update to: "My (27M) GF (22F) of a year slept with another guy while we were "taking it slow" a month into dating me": I broke up with her
16383 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2020
Ferret seeing snow for the first time
16383 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2020
I simply cannot believe that people are protesting in Annapolis today.
16383 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.
16379 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2020
People who answer our questions on StackOverflow should have Statues made of gold in the silicon valley!
16378 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2020
I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
16376 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Me too
16375 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Fat Karen neighbor yells n word
16374 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2020
Hillary Clinton: The most exonerated politician ever
16373 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
Well that sucks
16372 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2020
Something different.
16372 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2020
Los Angeles is a shit hole
16372 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Cautious, but still wants his snack
16371 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2020