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My school just called a handjob a mutual masterbation
24735 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
My foster pupper is overjoyed to announce his promotion to small branch manager.
24735 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
People won’t stop throwing trash on trees
24734 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020
This doesn’t feel right...
24734 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
I wish that everyone in the comments spoke in a language other than English
24733 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Nice volley
24732 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
This is Bilbo. He likes to sit like a bartender listening to a weary traveler’s tales.
24731 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
When you think you’re being discreet buying adult toys online [OC from my sister who allowed me to share her embarrassment with the world]
24730 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
What a good boy
24729 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
The Skywalker Lightsabers will make a Fine Addition!
24728 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
I just wanted to get my hair done
24728 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
They sure are.
24727 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2020
There are good people in the world
24726 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
In Coco (2017), Ernesto's guitar features a gold tooth on the skull at the headstock, which is a clue that it was actually Héctor's guitar all along.
24726 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020
Teenage Chili’s hostess reportedly attacked by large group of women after trying to enforce COVID-19 guidelines
24725 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020
Ah yes, spaghetti
24725 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
On social media, 5 idiots have the same voice as 10,000 sane people.
24724 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Go sub the the absolute madlad who made the video: Patryc (yt)
24724 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020
Well, shit
24723 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
Euler diagram-map of the British Isles
24723 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2020
American football is boring as hell.
24723 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
My dad worked at a place that makes car windshields. Here is the excess that gets blown out the side. Person for scale.
24722 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
You had him in the first half
24721 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
Ooh! Lane open!
24721 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
Tuffy The Bear after being released from a bile farm in China. Finally enjoying his life!
24720 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
Idiots outside of cars? Poor guy
24719 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
This is Reggie. He's my first puppy and the only thing we know about him is that he's handsome
24713 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
Hilarious
24713 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
We shouldn’t be Russian to any conclusions
24713 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2020
In Clueless (1995), Josh wears a University of Kansas ballcap. This hat really belonged to Paul Rudd. He asked the costume team if he could wear it in a few scenes to honour his alma mater.
24712 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
I love my wife
24712 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
The real hero of B99! Was rewatching old episode and realised how much weight Craig Robinson had lost over the seasons!!
24712 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
PsBattle: Elmo at the riot
24711 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
A cruise ship with 42 people experiencing flu-like symptoms is headed to Florida
24710 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
Have you ever accidentally caught someone naked? If so, what's the story?
24709 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2020
UPDATE: My [29f] boyfriend [25m] admitted that he forced himself on a woman several years ago.
24707 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
🔥 Jozef Morgos has photographed the same cherry tree in Zabokreky, Slovakia, throughout the whole year
24706 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
A neat demonstration of how buildings of varying heights can be affected by seismic waves of different strengths
24704 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
We’re outta water, get the stool.
24704 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020
Having a Venmo and cash app in their bio
24701 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
Got a nosebleed, wiped it away with my hand and it formed a perfect hilt and partial blade of a sword.
24701 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
Looked up at the moon and felt as if the moon was looking back down at me
24700 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
Fossilized Fish
24700 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2020
New retro figure
24700 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
So I was watching Peter Pan
24699 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
New poster for "Naked Singularity" starring John Boyega, Olivia Cooke, Bill Skarsgard and Ed Skrein. Directed by Chase Palmer and produced by Ridley Scott.
24698 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2020
Biden: Ending Election Security Briefings Is ‘Shameless Partisan Manipulation’
24696 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020
Every time I go to shower I cut my skin like this and then eat it. Is this suffer worthy? Or just a weird habit?
24695 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
This lamp with magnetic switch
24694 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Really cool she went back and got her degree though
24693 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020
Sounds familiar...
24693 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
These Rhubarb Pies
24693 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
If humans laid eggs, most people would have incubators but the “all-natural” people would sit on them and mom shame the others for doing it unnaturally.
24693 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2020
pretty much
24692 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
Woman burps on products in a supermarket
24692 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Knees are better than boobs
24692 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
I ordered a Bob Ross Lego Guy and it came with a random Deadpool head in the bag too
24691 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
On this date in history Galileo was tried for heresy
24690 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Me, doing the laundry, thinking my wife isn't home
24690 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
The US dealing with COVID-19
24688 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
He deserves all head scratches he wants
24688 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020
They be assuming stuff
24688 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Me irl
24688 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
Cursed birth
24687 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
Dont mind me
24687 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
Talkspace CEO says he’s pulling out of six-figure deal with Facebook, won’t support a platform that incites ‘racism, violence and lies’
24687 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2020
When Tiktok steals your data, it's a spyware. When Facebook and other American tech giants have been doing it for years, it's not a big issue. Why?
24687 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
Bros bragging
24686 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
Ouch that outa hurt
24685 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2020
My girlfriend just came out to me as gay. Roast me
24684 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020
So...Since we're sharing our mammoth sunflowers, here's mine!
24683 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020
Exodus 20:20
24682 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
PsBattle: This solar powered vehicle
24682 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
Among us
24682 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
🔥 A polar bear cub playing around the entrance of their cave while their mom watches over them 🔥
24681 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
Literally the only 2 cars in Belgrade managed to hit each other
24681 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
In stark contrast to public health experts at the CDC, Republican ranking member of the House intelligence committee says "if you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to just go out.”
24680 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
Thunderstorm time-lapse
24680 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
Daaaamn, that’s gotta hurt
24679 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2020
Rubik’s Cube for the Blind
24678 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
He was
24678 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2020
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
24677 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020
Picture of the ISS from last night. Taken from my backyard.
24676 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Leaked Police Interrogation video of a Citizen that complained about police on WeChat
24674 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and the republicans went nuts, also remember when he didn't fudge a crisis and cause an estimated 200,000 American's to die, those were the days
24674 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
What takes five minutes or less that everyone should add to their daily routine?
24672 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2020
If GOP Creates 'Illegitimate Majority' on Supreme Court, More Justices Should be Added: Former U.S. Attorney General
24672 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020
I’ve seen up to like 4 generations, but 6?!? Next fucking level.
24672 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
most wholesome thing i’ve seen today. mother with alzheimer’s recognises her daughter.
24671 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2020
RIP Grandpa Choi
24671 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
Dog yeets a snake into the brush
24671 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
A blast from the past
24670 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
What a Moron
24669 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
He is enlightened
24669 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2020
Teeny tiny foot
24668 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
YSK: if you consider yourself a great conversationalist because you can dominate discussion by talking at length, you are probably a terrible conversationalist.
24667 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
I'm never wearing this again
24665 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
Coffee mug disappears. Hilarity ensues.
24665 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
Anon's work is not appreciated
24663 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2020
My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He also calls himself a serious bodybuilder.
24662 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2020