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My school just called a handjob a mutual masterbation
24735 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
My foster pupper is overjoyed to announce his promotion to small branch manager.
24735 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
People won’t stop throwing trash on trees
24734 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2020
This doesn’t feel right...
24734 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2020
I wish that everyone in the comments spoke in a language other than English
24733 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Nice volley
24732 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
This is Bilbo. He likes to sit like a bartender listening to a weary traveler’s tales.
24731 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
When you think you’re being discreet buying adult toys online [OC from my sister who allowed me to share her embarrassment with the world]
24730 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
What a good boy
24729 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
The Skywalker Lightsabers will make a Fine Addition!
24728 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
I just wanted to get my hair done
24728 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
They sure are.
24727 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2020
In Coco (2017), Ernesto's guitar features a gold tooth on the skull at the headstock, which is a clue that it was actually Héctor's guitar all along.
24726 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2020
There are good people in the world
24726 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2020
Teenage Chili’s hostess reportedly attacked by large group of women after trying to enforce COVID-19 guidelines
24725 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2020
Ah yes, spaghetti
24725 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
On social media, 5 idiots have the same voice as 10,000 sane people.
24724 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2020
Go sub the the absolute madlad who made the video: Patryc (yt)
24724 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2020
Well, shit
24723 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
Euler diagram-map of the British Isles
24723 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2020
American football is boring as hell.
24723 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2020
My dad worked at a place that makes car windshields. Here is the excess that gets blown out the side. Person for scale.
24722 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
You had him in the first half
24721 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
Ooh! Lane open!
24721 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
Tuffy The Bear after being released from a bile farm in China. Finally enjoying his life!
24720 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
Idiots outside of cars? Poor guy
24719 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
We shouldn’t be Russian to any conclusions
24713 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2020
Hilarious
24713 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2020
This is Reggie. He's my first puppy and the only thing we know about him is that he's handsome
24713 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
In Clueless (1995), Josh wears a University of Kansas ballcap. This hat really belonged to Paul Rudd. He asked the costume team if he could wear it in a few scenes to honour his alma mater.
24712 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2020
I love my wife
24712 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
The real hero of B99! Was rewatching old episode and realised how much weight Craig Robinson had lost over the seasons!!
24712 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
PsBattle: Elmo at the riot
24711 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2020
A cruise ship with 42 people experiencing flu-like symptoms is headed to Florida
24710 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2020
Have you ever accidentally caught someone naked? If so, what's the story?
24709 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2020
UPDATE: My [29f] boyfriend [25m] admitted that he forced himself on a woman several years ago.
24707 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
🔥 Jozef Morgos has photographed the same cherry tree in Zabokreky, Slovakia, throughout the whole year
24706 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2020
A neat demonstration of how buildings of varying heights can be affected by seismic waves of different strengths
24704 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
We’re outta water, get the stool.
24704 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2020
Having a Venmo and cash app in their bio
24701 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
Got a nosebleed, wiped it away with my hand and it formed a perfect hilt and partial blade of a sword.
24701 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2020
New retro figure
24700 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2020
Fossilized Fish
24700 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2020
Looked up at the moon and felt as if the moon was looking back down at me
24700 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
So I was watching Peter Pan
24699 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2020
New poster for "Naked Singularity" starring John Boyega, Olivia Cooke, Bill Skarsgard and Ed Skrein. Directed by Chase Palmer and produced by Ridley Scott.
24698 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2020
Biden: Ending Election Security Briefings Is ‘Shameless Partisan Manipulation’
24696 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020
Every time I go to shower I cut my skin like this and then eat it. Is this suffer worthy? Or just a weird habit?
24695 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2020
This lamp with magnetic switch
24694 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Really cool she went back and got her degree though
24693 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2020
Sounds familiar...
24693 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2020
If humans laid eggs, most people would have incubators but the “all-natural” people would sit on them and mom shame the others for doing it unnaturally.
24693 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2020
These Rhubarb Pies
24693 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
pretty much
24692 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2020
Knees are better than boobs
24692 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Woman burps on products in a supermarket
24692 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
I ordered a Bob Ross Lego Guy and it came with a random Deadpool head in the bag too
24691 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
On this date in history Galileo was tried for heresy
24690 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Me, doing the laundry, thinking my wife isn't home
24690 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2020
The US dealing with COVID-19
24688 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
He deserves all head scratches he wants
24688 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2020
They be assuming stuff
24688 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Me irl
24688 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2020
Cursed birth
24687 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2020
Dont mind me
24687 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2020
Talkspace CEO says he’s pulling out of six-figure deal with Facebook, won’t support a platform that incites ‘racism, violence and lies’
24687 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2020
When Tiktok steals your data, it's a spyware. When Facebook and other American tech giants have been doing it for years, it's not a big issue. Why?
24687 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2020
Bros bragging
24686 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2020
Ouch that outa hurt
24685 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2020
My girlfriend just came out to me as gay. Roast me
24684 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2020
So...Since we're sharing our mammoth sunflowers, here's mine!
24683 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2020
Exodus 20:20
24682 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
PsBattle: This solar powered vehicle
24682 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2020
Among us
24682 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2020
Literally the only 2 cars in Belgrade managed to hit each other
24681 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
🔥 A polar bear cub playing around the entrance of their cave while their mom watches over them 🔥
24681 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2020
In stark contrast to public health experts at the CDC, Republican ranking member of the House intelligence committee says "if you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to just go out.”
24680 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2020
Thunderstorm time-lapse
24680 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2020
Daaaamn, that’s gotta hurt
24679 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2020
Rubik’s Cube for the Blind
24678 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
He was
24678 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2020
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
24677 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2020
Picture of the ISS from last night. Taken from my backyard.
24676 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2020
Leaked Police Interrogation video of a Citizen that complained about police on WeChat
24674 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2020
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and the republicans went nuts, also remember when he didn't fudge a crisis and cause an estimated 200,000 American's to die, those were the days
24674 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
What takes five minutes or less that everyone should add to their daily routine?
24672 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2020
I’ve seen up to like 4 generations, but 6?!? Next fucking level.
24672 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2020
If GOP Creates 'Illegitimate Majority' on Supreme Court, More Justices Should be Added: Former U.S. Attorney General
24672 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2020
most wholesome thing i’ve seen today. mother with alzheimer’s recognises her daughter.
24671 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2020
RIP Grandpa Choi
24671 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2020
Dog yeets a snake into the brush
24671 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
A blast from the past
24670 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
What a Moron
24669 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2020
He is enlightened
24669 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2020
Teeny tiny foot
24668 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
YSK: if you consider yourself a great conversationalist because you can dominate discussion by talking at length, you are probably a terrible conversationalist.
24667 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2020
I'm never wearing this again
24665 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
Coffee mug disappears. Hilarity ensues.
24665 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2020
Anon's work is not appreciated
24663 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2020
New research provides evidence that men tend to mellow out when they are with their girlfriend. The study, published in Journal of Social and Personal Relationships, found that the presence of a romantic partner reduces risk-taking propensity in young men
24662 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020