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  1. This is perhaps the greatest photo I have ever seen

    57182 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  2. Just got a message from an old friend. I’m not crying you’re crying.

    57179 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  3. TIL about Hans Schmidt, the only Catholic priest to ever be executed in the US. He killed his pregnant mistress, drank her blood, and dismembered her. He was found guilty for the crime and executed via electric chair in Feb 1916.

    57164 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  4. TIL of Charles Ramsey, a Cleveland man who was key in the rescue of 3 women & a child from over a decade of captivity in a neighbor's home. When word got out he was eating a Big Mac when he heard a woman's cries for help, over a dozen Ohio restaurants pledged to offer him a free burger anytime.

    57144 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  5. 'Absolutely no legal authority': Trump's threats to shut down Twitter are 'totally asinine' and reek of censorship, according to legal experts

    57139 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  6. Sen. Richard Burr steps down as Senate intel chair during coronavirus stock sale probe

    57135 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  7. This comment on Steam

    57135 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  8. Tears dropping

    57116 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  9. People who had considered themselves "incels" (involuntary celibates) but have since had sex, how do you feel looking back at your previous self?

    57056 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  10. My husband and I had to get the whole crew into the bathroom during a big storm. They were so good!!!

    57047 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  11. Eddie Murphy at the premiere of Purple Rain, 1984.

    57043 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  12. Cop yells “gun” when he clearly didn’t see a gun.

    57028 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  13. Watch the animator doing work on stop motion. Breaking the third wall for extra points!

    56975 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  14. My dog grabbing a piece of my clothing to cuddle with while we weren’t home! She didn’t chew, just snuggled. :)

    56966 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  15. everything goes

    56965 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  16. Cmon just let the girl be

    56928 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  17. Japanese rookie hits first major league home run and his teammates troll him.

    56923 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  18. Costa Rica hours away from legalizing same-sex marriage

    56900 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  19. A guide to mattress dimensions and bed sizes

    56860 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  20. President's 'So what?' as 5,000 die sparks fury in Brazil

    56846 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  21. George Floyd with his baby daughter Gianna

    56789 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  22. Chinese Scholar arrested by CCP after calling for political reform in China

    56783 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  23. Rocket launch

    56773 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  24. the system is so fucked

    56763 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  25. TIL Pelorus Jack was a dolphin that used to guide ships through a notoriously dangerous channel in New Zealand. In 1904 someone aboard the SS Penguin tried to shoot Jack with a rifle, he survived and continued to guide all ships except the SS Penguin.

    56760 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  26. Today i reached my first goal! Lost 100 Kilo (220 Pounds)!

    56754 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  27. The Twitter President is trying to destroy his maker, but while Trump needs Twitter, Twitter doesn’t need him

    56739 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  28. Autism Car Wash

    56714 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  29. Landlord advertises all of our company’s equipment for sale to our competitors. Best follow our eviction to the letter.

    56690 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  30. What's the harsh reality no one accepts?

    56646 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  31. You guys keep the games alive, Thanks

    56635 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  32. Delhi metro was super jammed so few men chose to ride in lady's compartment and then this happened.

    56632 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  33. i feel bad for laughing

    56609 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  34. My mum sent me this photo today on her way to the grocery store!

    56559 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  35. TIL the USSR tried to blackmail a gay US journalist with photos of him having sex with a Soviet spy, but he refused to cooperate and reported the incident to the CIA. When the Soviets sent the photos to prominent journalists, they all refused to out him.

    56550 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  36. Experiment to demonstrate how germs spread using fluorescent light

    56523 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  37. Her son built a suitcase made of wood, so she wouldn't carry her clothes on a sheet

    56508 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  38. Betsy DeVos openly admits she's using the pandemic to impose her private school choice agenda. “Yes, absolutely,” DeVos replied when asked if she was trying to "utilize" the crisis to help "faith-based schools"

    56485 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  39. They said put in a mask. Didn't say which kind of mask!

    56454 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  40. TIL that Stephen Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. He got it because Miley Cryus told him he could cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on his body. He was never given the opportunity to cameo and now regrets getting the tattoo.

    56445 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  41. Mom 1987 (left) Daughter 2020 (right)

    56440 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  42. Dinner's ready

    56398 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  43. TIL pineapples in the 1700s were worth over $8000 in present-day currency. People would literally rent them to flex at parties.

    56398 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  44. Wake. Up. And. Make. Me. Lunch!

    56378 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  45. We need this to happen. For the Republic.

    56309 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  46. A month ago I started working on my husband’s birthday present - a custom painted keyboard filled with his favourite video games. The final one is just drying but it is DONE!

    56273 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  47. "but" people are the problem

    56267 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  48. What movie death scene is seared into your memory?

    56244 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  49. This is one of my biggest concerns while driving on a highway...

    56236 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  50. What's the most high risk, low reward thing you've ever done?

    56227 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  51. We gotta keep it alive

    56221 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  52. TIFU by insulting the one-legged girl I'm intrested in.

    56215 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  53. Why don’t I get the Nono video

    56206 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  54. Girl releases graduation balloons and hit power lines taking out power in whole neighborhood

    56101 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  55. TIL Benjamin Franklin attempted to predict the death of his competitor, Titan Leeds. When Leeds was still alive he posted an obituary anyways. When Leeds challenged it, Franklin insisted he was an imposter. When Leeds died in 1738 Franklin publicly commended the impostors for ending their charade

    56097 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  56. My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.

    56085 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  57. A $2000 85' inch TV with ads on the smart menu.

    56070 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  58. Accidental mistake

    56054 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  59. That one professor who enjoys teaching

    56012 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  60. People who work in Human Resources, what is the weirdest shit you have seen?

    55983 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  61. Even the Amish who don't use social media are out giving their support in Minneapolis.

    55980 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  62. How cartoons reuse animations

    55970 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  63. *Photosynthesis intensifies*

    55959 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  64. Seriously, thanks for not going with the crowd.

    55957 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  65. All mommy wanted to do today was have the time to put her vision on the wall.

    55935 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  66. 🔥 Feeding time for these 3 day old robins. It’s been so cool watching them up close!

    55895 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  67. Police shoots protestor for no reason

    55881 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  68. Do you have a dog yourself?

    55866 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  69. Whitmer says Michigan protests 'depicted some of the worst racism and awful parts of our history'

    55848 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  70. He's too dangerous to be kept alive

    55820 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  71. Thoughts?

    55806 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  72. People who work retail know

    55790 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  73. From *Bang Bang* to *Pew Pew*

    55719 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  74. Magic Johnson offering $100 million in loans to minority-owned businesses left out of PPP loans

    55708 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  75. I just took a New Picture of Me Using my Brand New Samsung Galaxy Note 10 Smartphone Just Right Now.

    55704 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  76. Toucan Skeleton

    55672 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  77. Ahmaud Arbery was shot twice in the chest, autopsy report shows

    55609 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  78. Imagine being that dumb

    55594 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  79. Seth Rogen’s Comedy ‘An American Pickle’ Movie Gets August 6, 2020 Release Date On HBO Max - About an immigrant worker (Seth Rogen) at a pickle factory who is accidentally preserved for 100 years and wakes up in modern day Brooklyn and meets his grandson (also played by Seth Rogen).

    55567 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  80. Peaceful protest in Santa Fe draws hundreds carrying signs, singing and almost all wearing masks.

    55551 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  81. Words to live by

    55544 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  82. Same tree in different seasons.

    55536 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  83. Found this Covid conspiracy poster on a walk today

    55510 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  84. Trump confirming he knows nothing about Lincoln

    55434 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  85. LPT: Scratch your girl's back underneath her bra band

    55432 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  86. TIL that in 1978 an architectural student discovered that a skyscraper in NY could topple if strong winds hit the building. The engineer that is credited for designing the building then made secret nightly repairs in collaboration with the NYPD, without alerting the general public to the danger

    55429 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  87. A Felt Pikachu

    55428 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  88. [OC] I'm developing a tool to sketch maps, what features would you find useful?

    55419 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  89. From the nonviolent protest in Kansas City, MO

    55393 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  90. Most of the drug arrests in the U.S involve a gram or less and 70% are for marijuana

    55392 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  91. Zack Snyder Will #ReleaseTheSnyderCut of ‘Justice League’ on HBO Max

    55377 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  92. These were peaceful protests until...

    55299 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  93. 'We've been muzzled': CDC sources say White House putting politics ahead of science

    55291 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  94. Is this comedy?

    55273 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  95. Austria Has 90% Drop in Coronavirus Cases After Requiring People to Wear Face Masks

    55272 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  96. Dads are metal

    55263 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  97. Whistleblower Rick Bright, a top government virologist, to testify before House subcommittee on Thursday that he was "involuntarily transferred to a more limited and less impactful position at the National Institutes of Health," and that this personnel move was retaliatory.

    55260 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  98. The switch in personality is crazy

    55236 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  99. America's renewable energy sources have produced more electricity than coal every day for 40 days straight

    55229 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  100. Extrajudicial killing by rednecks is not to be tolerated, guilty or not. We have a court system that deals with crime and punishment.

    55197 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020