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Reddit (May 2020)
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Nothing says "oops, I just f*cked up" more than when you try to punch someone and they catch your fist mid air and squeeze it in their hand while laughing at you
27298 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Artist's live show was pushed to tomorrow.
27297 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Another reason why i love animals so much. they care and can feel if something is wrong
27287 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I too will accept Potato Placebo...
27274 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Council artist at work
27251 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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'Dune' Director Denis Villeneuve Spent a Year Perfecting the Sandworm Design
27236 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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It’s just the flu, no need to be alarmed
27233 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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PM Trudeau announces federal ban on assault-style firearms in Canada
27226 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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[OC] Cumulative Metal Albums PER CAPITA
27221 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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An unarmed black child is apparently more dangerous than a grown man with a gun.
27219 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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TIFU by asking my wife to peg me. NSFW
27217 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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New York Governor tells reopen protesters: "You have no right to jeopardize my health"
27216 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I knew she was hiding something!
27211 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Biden swipes at Trump: 'Presidency is about a lot more than tweeting from your golf cart'
27198 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Unimpressed by online classes, college students seek refunds
27193 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Crew Dragon has successfully docked with the International Space Station!
27177 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Andy Buckley Randomly Responded to My Tweet!
27162 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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Class of 2020 on their Senior trip to Splash Mountain!
27158 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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to replace I'm sorry with thank you
27157 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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[JT Brown] What would you do to prevent your murder? To prevent the murder of your child, brother, sister, friend, community? We tried to peacefully kneel or raise a fist but that made us un-American, a distraction, a son of a bitch. Today I am a thug, but tomorrow will I be a hashtag?
27154 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Can confirm
27148 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Look, an UFO
27147 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Losing a tooth goes from being one of the most exciting things to happen as a child to one of the most dreaded things to happen as an adult
27139 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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That's a new maneuver...
27138 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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To get a new hairstyle
27137 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Been there, Done that
27127 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Saw the SpaceX launch from my window seat as we left the Tampa Airport
27126 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Outwitting a driver who won't let you pass
27121 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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trust me!
27114 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Leaked Senate talking points say Internet surveillance warrants would force FBI to let terrorists bomb things
27111 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Nailed it
27098 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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A Cardinal and a Blue Jay have a little confrontation
27085 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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The high functioning Autistic kid thats in regular classes starter pack
27082 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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If this has been poster here yet, i'm sorry.
27078 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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What was the very first movie to make you cry?
27075 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Economic Scarcity 🤔💰
27070 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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And most of us accepted the invite too
27066 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Political compass according to American conservatives
27052 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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Police in Brandon, Manitoba are currently on the lookout for a man who damaged a gas pump after becoming frustrated while refueling his Chevrolet Impala.
27034 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Set up a self timer on a trail and got this... I think my dog loves me.
27031 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Putting a spinning gyroscope in a box
26992 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Can we please get him into rehab?
26976 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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Wait that's illegal
26971 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Doggo loves his bed
26948 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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HMFT after I scream at a building while standing in the middle of the road
26938 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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“To protect and serve”
26938 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Happy early Revenge of the Fifth from down under
26931 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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How progressive
26912 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Anime titties
26906 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Crew Dragon has cleared the tower.
26856 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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I came out as gay to my parents
26853 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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The Real Reason People Won’t Wear Face Masks
26829 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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couldn't describe it better myself.
26827 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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funniest greentext
26809 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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When Nintendo isnt providing you with any cats for all your cat furniture, so u gotta improvise.
26806 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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🔥 This Mantis looks like it’s riding a bicycle 🚲
26792 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Yes sir, Agent Smith.
26773 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Minneapolis police precinct overrun and on fire in protest of George Floyd's murder
26772 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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TIL Superman fought the Ku Klux Klan because Stetson Kennedy wanted to expose the Klan after infiltrating them, the authorities weren't interested but the writers of Superman were willing to write it as a new plotline for Superman, which eventually caused the Klan's influence to fizzle out.
26760 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Wake up!
26756 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Shark Tank: With Your Girlfriend
26732 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Yes thats how you sit in a car
26709 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Optimistic Man buys t-shirt to make light of his injury
26709 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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To make heart shaped cookies
26708 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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LPT: If someone you love is serious about a hobby, consult with them or with an expert before buying them ANYTHING related to that hobby.
26702 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Karen absolutely losing it at a Verizon. I don’t know the entire context, if somehow someone else does please share.
26698 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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TIFU by using the same zoom link twice and catching my music teacher jerking off.
26692 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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This is how we obtained him, name is BoJay
26682 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Animal Hand signals
26664 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Million dollar smile
26662 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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A kangaroo this big is kinda scary
26661 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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That is just great
26645 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Just because you listen to less popular music doesn't mean you have a better taste.
26639 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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A small message to someone who might need it :)
26637 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Prostitutes kidnap a man and hold him hostage on fb live
26637 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Brah
26636 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Stop romanticizing high school and senior life. It's not that deep and your life isn't a Netflix Original.
26632 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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My spoon carving kit came with bandaids
26626 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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[OC] Average Annual Rainfall in inches by US County
26603 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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TIFU by getting excited at the gynecologist.
26597 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Anon gets a phone book
26597 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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WE AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE TO DO BETTER!!
26595 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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YSK that if someone offers to pay you on a 1099 (i.e., as an independent contractor) "for tax purposes," they're talking about *their* tax purposes. In other words, they're shifting THEIR tax liability for your employment to YOU.
26589 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Being the third wheel sucks....
26584 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Hillary Clinton calls armed Michigan lockdown protests 'domestic terrorism'
26559 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Tennessee police chief tells officers who 'don't have an issue' with George Floyd arrest to turn in badges
26551 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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blursed_stormtrooper
26519 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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This image NEVER gets old.
26511 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Elon Musk confirms Tesla production restart, willing to be arrested defying order
26502 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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My eye shot on my Pixel 3Xl, not sure if this counts but I thought it was cool.
26488 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Hope no one got hurt!
26483 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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This bathroom I visited recently
26474 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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GOP Sen. Tim Scott calls for the arrest of other officers involved in Floyd death
26468 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Cop has his knee on a woman's neck even though there are 3 cops on her already. A different cop notices it and pulls him away.
26467 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Wholesome sign at my college accommodation
26462 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Gripped by disease, unemployment and outrage at the police, America plunges into crisis
26454 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Let’s see if this survives new.
26452 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Wisdom through persistence
26448 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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That’s one expressive dog
26441 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Ransomware gang asks $42m from NY law firm, threatens to leak dirt on Trump
26441 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020