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  1. Nothing says "oops, I just f*cked up" more than when you try to punch someone and they catch your fist mid air and squeeze it in their hand while laughing at you

    27298 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  2. Artist's live show was pushed to tomorrow.

    27297 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  3. Another reason why i love animals so much. they care and can feel if something is wrong

    27287 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  4. I too will accept Potato Placebo...

    27274 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  5. Council artist at work

    27251 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  6. 'Dune' Director Denis Villeneuve Spent a Year Perfecting the Sandworm Design

    27236 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  7. It’s just the flu, no need to be alarmed

    27233 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  8. PM Trudeau announces federal ban on assault-style firearms in Canada

    27226 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  9. [OC] Cumulative Metal Albums PER CAPITA

    27221 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  10. An unarmed black child is apparently more dangerous than a grown man with a gun.

    27219 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  11. TIFU by asking my wife to peg me. NSFW

    27217 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  12. New York Governor tells reopen protesters: "You have no right to jeopardize my health"

    27216 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  13. I knew she was hiding something!

    27211 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  14. Biden swipes at Trump: 'Presidency is about a lot more than tweeting from your golf cart'

    27198 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  15. Unimpressed by online classes, college students seek refunds

    27193 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  16. Crew Dragon has successfully docked with the International Space Station!

    27177 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  17. Andy Buckley Randomly Responded to My Tweet!

    27162 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  18. Class of 2020 on their Senior trip to Splash Mountain!

    27158 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  19. to replace I'm sorry with thank you

    27157 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  20. [JT Brown] What would you do to prevent your murder? To prevent the murder of your child, brother, sister, friend, community? We tried to peacefully kneel or raise a fist but that made us un-American, a distraction, a son of a bitch. Today I am a thug, but tomorrow will I be a hashtag?

    27154 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  21. Can confirm

    27148 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  22. Look, an UFO

    27147 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  23. Losing a tooth goes from being one of the most exciting things to happen as a child to one of the most dreaded things to happen as an adult

    27139 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  24. That's a new maneuver...

    27138 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  25. To get a new hairstyle

    27137 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  26. Been there, Done that

    27127 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  27. Saw the SpaceX launch from my window seat as we left the Tampa Airport

    27126 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  28. Outwitting a driver who won't let you pass

    27121 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  29. trust me!

    27114 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  30. Leaked Senate talking points say Internet surveillance warrants would force FBI to let terrorists bomb things

    27111 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  31. Nailed it

    27098 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  32. A Cardinal and a Blue Jay have a little confrontation

    27085 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  33. The high functioning Autistic kid thats in regular classes starter pack

    27082 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  34. If this has been poster here yet, i'm sorry.

    27078 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  35. What was the very first movie to make you cry?

    27075 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  36. Economic Scarcity 🤔💰

    27070 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  37. And most of us accepted the invite too

    27066 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  38. Political compass according to American conservatives

    27052 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  39. Police in Brandon, Manitoba are currently on the lookout for a man who damaged a gas pump after becoming frustrated while refueling his Chevrolet Impala.

    27034 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  40. Set up a self timer on a trail and got this... I think my dog loves me.

    27031 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  41. Putting a spinning gyroscope in a box

    26992 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  42. Can we please get him into rehab?

    26976 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  43. Wait that's illegal

    26971 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  44. Doggo loves his bed

    26948 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  45. HMFT after I scream at a building while standing in the middle of the road

    26938 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  46. “To protect and serve”

    26938 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  47. Happy early Revenge of the Fifth from down under

    26931 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  48. How progressive

    26912 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  49. Anime titties

    26906 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  50. Crew Dragon has cleared the tower.

    26856 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  51. I came out as gay to my parents

    26853 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  52. The Real Reason People Won’t Wear Face Masks

    26829 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  53. couldn't describe it better myself.

    26827 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  54. funniest greentext

    26809 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  55. When Nintendo isnt providing you with any cats for all your cat furniture, so u gotta improvise.

    26806 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  56. 🔥 This Mantis looks like it’s riding a bicycle 🚲

    26792 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  57. Yes sir, Agent Smith.

    26773 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  58. Minneapolis police precinct overrun and on fire in protest of George Floyd's murder

    26772 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  59. TIL Superman fought the Ku Klux Klan because Stetson Kennedy wanted to expose the Klan after infiltrating them, the authorities weren't interested but the writers of Superman were willing to write it as a new plotline for Superman, which eventually caused the Klan's influence to fizzle out.

    26760 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  60. Wake up!

    26756 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  61. Shark Tank: With Your Girlfriend

    26732 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  62. Yes thats how you sit in a car

    26709 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  63. Optimistic Man buys t-shirt to make light of his injury

    26709 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  64. To make heart shaped cookies

    26708 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  65. LPT: If someone you love is serious about a hobby, consult with them or with an expert before buying them ANYTHING related to that hobby.

    26702 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  66. Karen absolutely losing it at a Verizon. I don’t know the entire context, if somehow someone else does please share.

    26698 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  67. TIFU by using the same zoom link twice and catching my music teacher jerking off.

    26692 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  68. This is how we obtained him, name is BoJay

    26682 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  69. Animal Hand signals

    26664 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  70. Million dollar smile

    26662 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  71. A kangaroo this big is kinda scary

    26661 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  72. That is just great

    26645 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  73. Just because you listen to less popular music doesn't mean you have a better taste.

    26639 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  74. A small message to someone who might need it :)

    26637 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  75. Prostitutes kidnap a man and hold him hostage on fb live

    26637 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  76. Brah

    26636 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  77. Stop romanticizing high school and senior life. It's not that deep and your life isn't a Netflix Original.

    26632 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  78. My spoon carving kit came with bandaids

    26626 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  79. [OC] Average Annual Rainfall in inches by US County

    26603 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  80. TIFU by getting excited at the gynecologist.

    26597 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  81. Anon gets a phone book

    26597 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  82. WE AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE TO DO BETTER!!

    26595 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  83. YSK that if someone offers to pay you on a 1099 (i.e., as an independent contractor) "for tax purposes," they're talking about *their* tax purposes. In other words, they're shifting THEIR tax liability for your employment to YOU.

    26589 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  84. Being the third wheel sucks....

    26584 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  85. Hillary Clinton calls armed Michigan lockdown protests 'domestic terrorism'

    26559 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  86. Tennessee police chief tells officers who 'don't have an issue' with George Floyd arrest to turn in badges

    26551 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  87. blursed_stormtrooper

    26519 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  88. This image NEVER gets old.

    26511 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  89. Elon Musk confirms Tesla production restart, willing to be arrested defying order

    26502 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  90. My eye shot on my Pixel 3Xl, not sure if this counts but I thought it was cool.

    26488 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  91. Hope no one got hurt!

    26483 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  92. This bathroom I visited recently

    26474 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  93. GOP Sen. Tim Scott calls for the arrest of other officers involved in Floyd death

    26468 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  94. Cop has his knee on a woman's neck even though there are 3 cops on her already. A different cop notices it and pulls him away.

    26467 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  95. Wholesome sign at my college accommodation

    26462 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  96. Gripped by disease, unemployment and outrage at the police, America plunges into crisis

    26454 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  97. Let’s see if this survives new.

    26452 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  98. Wisdom through persistence

    26448 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  99. That’s one expressive dog

    26441 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  100. Ransomware gang asks $42m from NY law firm, threatens to leak dirt on Trump

    26441 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020