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  1. What's your worst response to an attractive girl?

    17089 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  2. 🔥 The flower of Patience. It opens every 7 years. And it lasts 7 days.

    17085 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  3. Red shirts everywhere...

    17081 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  4. His Dad’s smile

    17057 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  5. Who else plays their Switch exclusively in handheld mode?

    17054 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  6. meirl

    17053 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  7. Leopards who ate faces can't believe other leopards want to eat their faces as punishment. Sorry my title game is off for this one...

    17051 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  8. 🔥 Spaceship Supercell

    17043 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  9. Of these two guys making the same movements

    17039 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  10. Suddenly, it all makes sense

    17039 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  11. My grandpa and his friend who was born across the street from him 2 hours after him. Navy picture around 1942/43 and when they turned 93 a couple of years ago. They swapped places in the second one.

    17030 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  12. Texas Instruments makes it harder to run programs on its calculators

    17024 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  13. Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

    17017 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  14. Brig's Katt emote makes Junkenstein's Revenge so much better.

    17013 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  15. Creative Self-Portrait Illusion Photography by Laura Williams

    17005 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  16. 😑😑😑

    16987 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  17. This is my motivation

    16968 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  18. This mom "playing chicken" with her kids and an suv

    16965 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  19. TIFU by underestimating the force of water

    16963 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  20. Thanks, I hate unsanitized bat

    16957 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  21. A change of pace from the Star Wars cast photos here. Ol' Dirty Bastard, 1994.

    16954 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  22. Cop throws Civillians phone and gets knocked the F out.

    16954 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  23. TIL Jeffrey Skilling - the CEO mastermind of the Enron scandal - is now a free man and plans to start another energy company with his former colleagues.

    16952 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  24. Imagination is weird. You see stuff but it is not in front of you nor do you see it with your eyes. You just see the image, in your head, without "seeing" it. And you are fine with it

    16951 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  25. Pouring Water on Rainbow Chalk

    16949 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  26. My father in law looking fly as hell (1980s)

    16946 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  27. Ahhh...

    16943 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  28. Thought you were smarter than a queue? Enjoy the shame!

    16934 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  29. About to Prank Call Nook

    16932 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  30. My (29M) Separated wife’s (30F) girlfriend (23F) retracted our son’s (1F) foreskin while bathing him

    16931 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  31. Pebbles, Szilajka Erzsebet, pebbles, 2019

    16927 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  32. They enjoy each others company !

    16890 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  33. No, Women’s Issues Are NOT a Shield To Hide Your Racism

    16885 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  34. Ordered off wish

    16881 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  35. The way my mom shreds cheese (she says it makes it less monotonous to try to get the block of cheese as round as possible)

    16880 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  36. My eyes are bleeding.

    16875 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  37. Joe Rogan subreddit realizing the amount of misinformation Joe and Brendan Schaub are spouting about COVID-19

    16868 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  38. Just got back from taking graduation pictures, about to play Minecraft by myself

    16863 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  39. To tell someone to sit down

    16856 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  40. Hey your worshipping the wrong God!

    16848 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  41. I 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 DEFENDED 👏🏻

    16845 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  42. It is always one of those three...

    16832 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  43. Video games are addicting because you can actually make positive change in an entire world and it all makes sense, unlike the real world

    16825 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  44. 2meirl4meirl

    16818 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  45. me_irl

    16811 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  46. I wish real life meetings had a mute option

    16803 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  47. Wuhan conducted more than 1.4 million coronavirus tests in a single day on Friday

    16800 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  48. TIL that in 1950 US Navy sprayed thought to be harmless bacteria over the SF Bay Area, as an experiment on potential biological attack. It was followed by spikes in cases of very rare urinary infections and pneumonia. Between 1949 and 1969 open-air tests of biological agents were conducted 239 times

    16796 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  49. Absolute lad

    16792 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  50. 54 percent of Americans want to work remote regularly after coronavirus pandemic ends, new poll shows

    16791 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  51. The president is walking out of the White House towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims his gun.

    16790 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  52. SLPT: How to be rich like a President

    16788 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  53. I hate the sound of children's laughter

    16787 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  54. What a damn save (REUPLOAD FOR FULL LENGTH)

    16786 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  55. i guees we are moving on

    16784 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  56. 20 sqm bedroom

    16784 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  57. truuuuuuuuue

    16774 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  58. Following anime girl bass player

    16769 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  59. Protesters Outraged Over George Floyd’s Death March on White House

    16764 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  60. Cursed ksi

    16761 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  61. This instruction for making chocolate milk.

    16753 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  62. I wonder how they’ll attempt justify this officers actions.

    16747 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  63. Just another way season 8 was bad

    16743 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  64. These coin wrappers can be used for any U.S. coin

    16737 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  65. Holup

    16733 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  66. Chess counts, right?

    16733 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  67. My custom controller 🌊

    16730 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  68. We’ve heard the porn jokes a thousand times, give me something original.

    16728 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  69. In Shaun of the Dead (2004) as Shaun goes to purchase a Diet Coke from Nelson ( the convenient store owner who is now a Zombie) he is short 15p and is later seen in the movie begging Shaun for the money

    16714 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  70. TIL that a duck’s wake always creates an angle of 38.9 degrees no matter how fast the duck is going

    16706 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  71. [Homemade] Wontons in Chili Oil

    16681 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  72. Go blow your noodle

    16680 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  73. This post is presented by Disney’s FastPlay

    16677 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  74. NYC politicians outraged after NYPD reveals 80% of social distancing arrests have been minorities

    16676 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  75. Music is my passion.

    16663 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  76. Bitches, you underestimate the power of dads!

    16655 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  77. We're now in 9 straight weeks of record unemployment numbers, and more than 38 million Americans have lost their jobs in that time. We are POLITICO reporters and an economist – ask us anything about the economy and current federal policy amid Covid-19.

    16655 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  78. Americans, what the fuck?

    16652 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  79. Federal judge requests investigation of McConnell for allegedly pressuring judges to retire

    16649 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  80. This guy must have a lot of spare blankets

    16635 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  81. He's more of a makeup tutorial guy

    16632 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  82. [OC] Eye Cultist Progression and Final Form

    16629 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  83. My brother sent this piece of shit to me. It happened at his school and someone sent it to him.

    16617 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  84. if a girl punches you, you can punch her back

    16607 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  85. Marlon Brando’s mouthpiece made by a dentist for ‘The Godfather’ (1972)

    16606 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  86. Job growth by recent U.S. presidents

    16600 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  87. The way Costco spreads its pizza sauce

    16598 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  88. TIL of the Onagawa Nuclear Power Plant. It was much closer to the epicenter of the 2011 Earthquake than the Fukushima Power Plant, yet it sustained only minor damage and even housed tsunami evacuees. It's safety is credited to engineer Hirai Yanosuke who insisted it have a 14m (46FT) tall sea wall

    16598 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  89. Have you guys watched the new trailer?

    16590 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  90. The best feeling

    16588 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  91. blursed Drunk Presidency

    16587 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  92. Their mindset.

    16581 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  93. The aftermath of a pupper who still thought he was a lap dog

    16576 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  94. Rare photo of someone smiling in the 19th century, 1894, Oklahoma

    16561 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  95. I chose to take this as fact

    16556 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  96. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    16555 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  97. These women say they had miscarriages. Now they're in jail for abortion. 7 months pregnant, Manuela miscarried at her home in El Salvador. But the police, and a judge, didn’t believe her. She was convicted for aggravated homicide and sentenced to 30 years in prison.

    16549 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  98. Palpatine

    16538 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  99. Bears today

    16537 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  100. [GIVEAWAY][Jelly Key] The Rehabilitation of Lost Cities artisan keycaps

    16526 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020