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Reddit (May 2020)

  1. My husband of over a decade & I just laughed ourselves stupid in the kitchen.

    7479 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  2. I am literally shaking and crying right now

    7476 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  3. "If churches are essential businesses - that means they admit they are businesses and should be taxed accordingly."

    7476 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  4. „NO, you CAN‘T get laid in your own room when nobody is home! Do it somewhere else!!!“

    7469 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  5. Americans, people in other western countries are usually not jealous of you.

    7464 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  6. 10 states

    7463 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  7. Karen contacted the manager of the United States.

    7461 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  8. Toxic mothers are often not held accountable for their actions.

    7457 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  9. “It fits”

    7448 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  10. Karen Contacts Police Officer Because Kids Were Too Noisy

    7439 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  11. This tree is growing out of a wall.

    7438 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  12. Queen

    7419 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  13. The Matrix (1999) When The Oracle tells Neo he’s not The One, she says maybe in the next life. Later, he’s killed by Agent Smith and when he comes back to life, he is The One.

    7418 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  14. ggx ban abuse

    7417 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  15. Worldwide Hacker Group “Anonymous” Shared This On Twitter

    7409 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  16. Smeagol memes appreciated here?

    7400 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  17. This bottle cap

    7387 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  18. YSK that some wheelchair users have partial use of their legs, but can't walk entirely. This is why you may see some people in wheelchairs with pedals or even get out of their wheelchair and walk.

    7387 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  19. A flood of coronavirus apps are tracking all of us. We're the MIT Technology Review team helping you keep track of them. Ask us anything!

    7383 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  20. Luh-Who-Suh-Her

    7376 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  21. EM runs over a kid because he hit her daughter

    7361 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  22. Heterosexual guys, how does it feel when your gf falls asleep on your chest?

    7357 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  23. Sex penis

    7351 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  24. PsBattle: this cat in a cone

    7331 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  25. A real "random act of kindness" shouldn't have to be filmed and posted on social media

    7330 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  26. HeavyMetalWrestling - "No bullshit, if we see you peddling that “aLl LiVeS mAtTeR” bullshit, you have absolutely 0% chance of every working with us, or any prominent company in the state of Texas. We stand with our brothers and sisters in Minneapolis and all over the world. #BlackLivesMatter"

    7327 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  27. Happens daily

    7312 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  28. Americans wearing shoes in the house is absolutely disgusting

    7304 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  29. Who's your personal favorite?

    7301 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  30. Is it too late to "start" life at 20? I'm very very dumb and screwed up my life because of it.

    7299 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  31. Can I somehow make a blacklist for YouTube comments?

    7289 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  32. Planet Fitness lied...

    7266 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  33. Most river otter species are monogamous and mate for life. So those cute pictures of otter couples you see, they may just be together forever.

    7248 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  34. LPT prevent malware on your device

    7245 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  35. I may have found a way to encourage people to wear masks…

    7242 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  36. My daughters (17F) had a horrible fight over Animal Crossing and one told the other to kill herself

    7242 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  37. Honestly, I wish Dooku could have gotten the same development as Maul.

    7241 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  38. Criticizing your country doesn’t make you unpatriotic, turning a blind eye to its faults does

    7240 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  39. Tears stream down my cheeks as I try to ignore my wife in the sea.

    7238 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  40. Growing up sucks

    7235 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  41. Wholesome Evolution

    7227 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  42. New The Last of Us Part 2 trailer tomorrow!

    7227 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  43. Quiet night at work so why not?

    7215 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  44. [Art][OC] Religious persecution much?

    7199 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  45. Why does Reddit hides the amount of likes on posts or comments for the first two hours?

    7198 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  46. My son’s stepmom wants visitation rights.

    7183 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  47. Is this hacking?

    7182 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  48. This is so dumb but actually kinda funny omg why am i laughing

    7179 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  49. Congratulations! Ding Ding Ding Ding! You are the 1 000 000 reddit user who posted a "Fortnite bad haha" post!

    7165 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  50. Buyers back out of a home sale due to possible undiscovered mine under our neighborhood.

    7161 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  51. ULPT: if your company gives you money for gear to work from home, send in the receipts and return the items.

    7141 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  52. Only the strongest pyramid left standing

    7138 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  53. [RAW Spoilers] Becky's Announcement

    7122 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  54. [Image]I will say something controversial here. I will judge this game after played it myself.

    7120 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  55. We live in a fucking monopoly game

    7112 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  56. People defending AMD for blocking Zen 3 compatibility with older chipset boards need to stop.

    7095 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  57. Got bored on a Sunday lockdown so built a tank for my cats.

    7084 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  58. This gamer with muscular dystrophy and on ventilator plays games with his mouth

    7082 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  59. 14/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses

    7082 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  60. Rays ace Blake Snell says he refuses to play for reduced MLB salary

    7056 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  61. Happy Birthday Sebastian Shaw

    7043 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  62. Now, this is relaxing!

    7034 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  63. Minneapolis businesses are ready to defend themselves today

    7016 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  64. My parents are forcing me to keep the child. Please help.

    7011 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  65. I could live there forever

    7009 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  66. My (26F) boyfriend (35m) choked me until I passed out during sex, waited until he "finished" to check on me.

    7000 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  67. What is going on with my reddit age? I'm so confused.

    6998 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  68. Weird gadget in epoxy with suction cup hidden in tiny fake book. My boyfriend doesn’t remember where it came from. Does anybody recognize this? (More photos in comments)

    6978 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  69. Still doing backflips at 87.

    6977 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  70. Karen wants me to weigh her candy at the movie theatre

    6959 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  71. When did you realise "Okay, I might have mental issues of some kind"?

    6953 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  72. YSK about Google Scholar (scholar.google.com) for research.

    6952 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  73. Jordan's King Abdullah warns of 'massive conflict' if Israel annexes West Bank. Monarch says his country is considering all options, including cancelling the 1994 Wadi Araba peace treaty

    6904 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  74. My boyfriend was saying rude things about me to his friends..

    6882 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  75. Through adversity we grow stronger - Roast me

    6879 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  76. Caught trying to take child from public restroom

    6849 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  77. Raids that no longer offer powerful rewards should not have a weekly lockout for loot

    6843 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  78. 18 year old virgin and my most popular nickname is asshole.

    6830 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  79. How I got 3.5 hrs pay for 10 minutes work.

    6829 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  80. I told a friend I was in a great mood today, and she replied:

    6822 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  81. How are adults still religious in this day and age?

    6819 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  82. "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth." - African proverb

    6810 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  83. Hey there, I'm Bill Burr, and I have a new season of F Is For Family coming to Netflix, AMA!

    6806 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  84. Meth America Great Again!

    6801 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  85. The guy we're living with threatens to kick my mom and I out of his apartment if she doesn't have sex with him. She and I are not on the lease, and we have little money and no where else to go. Can law enforcement help us?

    6798 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  86. Whenever I think about Fred dying I always think about Molly's boggart. It kept changing to different family members dead bodies but when it came to the twins it turned into both of them together. Even in her worst fear she never thought they'd be separated.

    6778 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  87. A German Film About A Man And His Robot Daughter’s Sexual Relationship Triggers Walkouts And Outrage

    6775 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  88. Anyone else feel they need to get their sh* together before dating, but that it will take them literally years?

    6772 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  89. Fed accidentally breaks the window

    6771 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  90. Can I post this here?

    6736 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  91. What if change was good in a Pokemon plot

    6729 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  92. Hackers who stole files from a law firm to stars like Lady Gaga and Drake doubled their ransom to $42 million and threatened to release 'dirty laundry' on Trump

    6722 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  93. Bagger machine operator takes a minute to bring some smiles for kids

    6721 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  94. Welcome back Non-Essentials....

    6715 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  95. Bout to throw away this profile and start fresh. Roast me.

    6714 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  96. You know that novel you've never written, what is it about?

    6692 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  97. Joe Rogan with Dave Chapelle and Joey Diaz at The Comedy Store, 1983

    6683 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  98. I had an emotional binge eating episode and my husband's reaction made me cry

    6681 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  99. LPT: Adding “?share=1” at the very end of the URL in the address bar removes the annoying “login to view content” popup box found in sites like Quora and Pinterest.

    6677 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  100. Thank you r/GlobalOffensive

    6662 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020