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Reddit (May 2020)
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My husband of over a decade & I just laughed ourselves stupid in the kitchen.
7479 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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I am literally shaking and crying right now
7476 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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"If churches are essential businesses - that means they admit they are businesses and should be taxed accordingly."
7476 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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„NO, you CAN‘T get laid in your own room when nobody is home! Do it somewhere else!!!“
7469 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Americans, people in other western countries are usually not jealous of you.
7464 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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10 states
7463 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Karen contacted the manager of the United States.
7461 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Toxic mothers are often not held accountable for their actions.
7457 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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“It fits”
7448 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Karen Contacts Police Officer Because Kids Were Too Noisy
7439 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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This tree is growing out of a wall.
7438 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Queen
7419 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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The Matrix (1999) When The Oracle tells Neo he’s not The One, she says maybe in the next life. Later, he’s killed by Agent Smith and when he comes back to life, he is The One.
7418 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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ggx ban abuse
7417 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Worldwide Hacker Group “Anonymous” Shared This On Twitter
7409 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Smeagol memes appreciated here?
7400 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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This bottle cap
7387 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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YSK that some wheelchair users have partial use of their legs, but can't walk entirely. This is why you may see some people in wheelchairs with pedals or even get out of their wheelchair and walk.
7387 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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A flood of coronavirus apps are tracking all of us. We're the MIT Technology Review team helping you keep track of them. Ask us anything!
7383 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Luh-Who-Suh-Her
7376 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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EM runs over a kid because he hit her daughter
7361 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Heterosexual guys, how does it feel when your gf falls asleep on your chest?
7357 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Sex penis
7351 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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PsBattle: this cat in a cone
7331 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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A real "random act of kindness" shouldn't have to be filmed and posted on social media
7330 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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HeavyMetalWrestling - "No bullshit, if we see you peddling that “aLl LiVeS mAtTeR” bullshit, you have absolutely 0% chance of every working with us, or any prominent company in the state of Texas. We stand with our brothers and sisters in Minneapolis and all over the world. #BlackLivesMatter"
7327 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Happens daily
7312 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Americans wearing shoes in the house is absolutely disgusting
7304 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Who's your personal favorite?
7301 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Is it too late to "start" life at 20? I'm very very dumb and screwed up my life because of it.
7299 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Can I somehow make a blacklist for YouTube comments?
7289 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Planet Fitness lied...
7266 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Most river otter species are monogamous and mate for life. So those cute pictures of otter couples you see, they may just be together forever.
7248 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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LPT prevent malware on your device
7245 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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I may have found a way to encourage people to wear masks…
7242 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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My daughters (17F) had a horrible fight over Animal Crossing and one told the other to kill herself
7242 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Honestly, I wish Dooku could have gotten the same development as Maul.
7241 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Criticizing your country doesn’t make you unpatriotic, turning a blind eye to its faults does
7240 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Tears stream down my cheeks as I try to ignore my wife in the sea.
7238 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Growing up sucks
7235 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Wholesome Evolution
7227 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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New The Last of Us Part 2 trailer tomorrow!
7227 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Quiet night at work so why not?
7215 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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[Art][OC] Religious persecution much?
7199 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Why does Reddit hides the amount of likes on posts or comments for the first two hours?
7198 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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My son’s stepmom wants visitation rights.
7183 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Is this hacking?
7182 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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This is so dumb but actually kinda funny omg why am i laughing
7179 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Congratulations! Ding Ding Ding Ding! You are the 1 000 000 reddit user who posted a "Fortnite bad haha" post!
7165 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Buyers back out of a home sale due to possible undiscovered mine under our neighborhood.
7161 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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ULPT: if your company gives you money for gear to work from home, send in the receipts and return the items.
7141 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Only the strongest pyramid left standing
7138 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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[RAW Spoilers] Becky's Announcement
7122 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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[Image]I will say something controversial here. I will judge this game after played it myself.
7120 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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We live in a fucking monopoly game
7112 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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People defending AMD for blocking Zen 3 compatibility with older chipset boards need to stop.
7095 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Got bored on a Sunday lockdown so built a tank for my cats.
7084 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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This gamer with muscular dystrophy and on ventilator plays games with his mouth
7082 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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14/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses
7082 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Rays ace Blake Snell says he refuses to play for reduced MLB salary
7056 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Happy Birthday Sebastian Shaw
7043 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Now, this is relaxing!
7034 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Minneapolis businesses are ready to defend themselves today
7016 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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My parents are forcing me to keep the child. Please help.
7011 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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I could live there forever
7009 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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My (26F) boyfriend (35m) choked me until I passed out during sex, waited until he "finished" to check on me.
7000 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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What is going on with my reddit age? I'm so confused.
6998 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Weird gadget in epoxy with suction cup hidden in tiny fake book. My boyfriend doesn’t remember where it came from. Does anybody recognize this? (More photos in comments)
6978 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Still doing backflips at 87.
6977 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Karen wants me to weigh her candy at the movie theatre
6959 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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When did you realise "Okay, I might have mental issues of some kind"?
6953 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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YSK about Google Scholar (scholar.google.com) for research.
6952 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Jordan's King Abdullah warns of 'massive conflict' if Israel annexes West Bank. Monarch says his country is considering all options, including cancelling the 1994 Wadi Araba peace treaty
6904 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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My boyfriend was saying rude things about me to his friends..
6882 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Through adversity we grow stronger - Roast me
6879 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Caught trying to take child from public restroom
6849 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Raids that no longer offer powerful rewards should not have a weekly lockout for loot
6843 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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18 year old virgin and my most popular nickname is asshole.
6830 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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How I got 3.5 hrs pay for 10 minutes work.
6829 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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I told a friend I was in a great mood today, and she replied:
6822 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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How are adults still religious in this day and age?
6819 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth." - African proverb
6810 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Hey there, I'm Bill Burr, and I have a new season of F Is For Family coming to Netflix, AMA!
6806 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Meth America Great Again!
6801 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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The guy we're living with threatens to kick my mom and I out of his apartment if she doesn't have sex with him. She and I are not on the lease, and we have little money and no where else to go. Can law enforcement help us?
6798 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Whenever I think about Fred dying I always think about Molly's boggart. It kept changing to different family members dead bodies but when it came to the twins it turned into both of them together. Even in her worst fear she never thought they'd be separated.
6778 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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A German Film About A Man And His Robot Daughter’s Sexual Relationship Triggers Walkouts And Outrage
6775 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Anyone else feel they need to get their sh* together before dating, but that it will take them literally years?
6772 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Fed accidentally breaks the window
6771 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Can I post this here?
6736 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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What if change was good in a Pokemon plot
6729 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Hackers who stole files from a law firm to stars like Lady Gaga and Drake doubled their ransom to $42 million and threatened to release 'dirty laundry' on Trump
6722 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Bagger machine operator takes a minute to bring some smiles for kids
6721 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Welcome back Non-Essentials....
6715 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Bout to throw away this profile and start fresh. Roast me.
6714 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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You know that novel you've never written, what is it about?
6692 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Joe Rogan with Dave Chapelle and Joey Diaz at The Comedy Store, 1983
6683 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I had an emotional binge eating episode and my husband's reaction made me cry
6681 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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LPT: Adding “?share=1” at the very end of the URL in the address bar removes the annoying “login to view content” popup box found in sites like Quora and Pinterest.
6677 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Thank you r/GlobalOffensive
6662 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020