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  1. Spent the past month working on this video, trying to get a person in every country (with exceptions) to throw toilet paper to each other. I hope it's better than celebrities singing "Imagine"

    5904 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  2. Ask you what to do and never just do something? Ok, prepare for a million questions

    5900 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  3. People faking depression are clowns and make it harder for people with real depression get help.

    5898 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  4. AskScience AMA Series: I'm Brian Greene, theoretical physicist, mathematician, and string theorist, and co-founder of the World Science Festival. AMA!

    5861 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  5. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the events taking place in Hong Kong is a perfect example of what happens when citizens do not have the tools to fight back against tyrannical government

    5853 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  6. Yummy Dashcam

    5850 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  7. lol get fucked

    5848 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  8. Won’t let me go to the toilet to vomit? Then I’ll just have to vomit on u

    5845 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  9. ILPT If you’re being chased by police helicopters drive towards your nearest airport.

    5836 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  10. Personal victory; I've finished 16 books since I got back into reading this time last year!

    5812 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  11. In what ways does your partner depend on you and how does that affect your feelings toward them?

    5811 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  12. Where do I buy a a horse? (not for sexual reasons) also asking for a friend

    5792 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  13. An atheist is hiking in the woods...

    5792 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  14. Why Can't Women Just Be Honest?

    5771 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  15. Williams 2019 accounts reveal the truth about ROKiT, how much the loss of Martini cost them, and whether /r/formula1 could afford to take a title sponsorship.

    5767 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  16. TIFU BY TAKING A VACATION

    5756 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  17. Circus team with insane balance and precision

    5752 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  18. I think I accidentally started a movement - Policing the Police by scraping court data

    5740 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  19. I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe

    5736 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  20. What is now going to determine the fate of this franchise is if Bungie can, for the first time, actually get over their pride and can an idea that is obviously bad *before* it is implemented.

    5734 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  21. I got married almost two and a half years ago and took on 2 step kids, and they have just recently started calling me dad on their own and it makes me feel awesome.

    5699 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  22. What is up with everyone hating/distrusting on Bill Gates and his vaccine?

    5694 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  23. CMV: Nothing short of war will stop China doing whatever they want in Hong Kong

    5692 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  24. Try to elbow your way to the front at a gig? I'll guess I'll just sing to every song

    5688 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  25. I wish for infinite wishes

    5687 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  26. It’s odd how Sleeper Simulant received an aim assist nerf because of its effectiveness in early Forsaken-era Gambit, just for Truth to be introduced a few months later.

    5682 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  27. (Nearly) every suggestion I got for my ‘every country’s best recipe’ question along with (hopefully somewhat accurate) descriptions sorted by country!

    5677 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  28. Update: "EM calls me and threatens to get me fired if I don't fix her kid's grades"

    5675 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  29. The amount of money i saved from just one week clean from cocaine. 1050 dollars. 2 months sober.

    5669 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  30. Shoutout to Alison Brie for voicing over 30 characters, including Vincent Adultman.

    5666 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  31. Neighbour is purposely trying to catch covid from me by chasing me down every time I go in my yard. Ontario

    5658 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  32. “Bring a broom” they were told, what a sight: an army of volunteers helping neighbors clean up businesses damaged in Minneapolis

    5655 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  33. aged like milk.

    5654 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  34. CA - Illicit videos/pictures were taken without consent of my sister being raped and is circling around.

    5645 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  35. You wake up to a character customisation screen, what do you do to yourself?

    5645 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  36. A guy ordered a badge made from his proposal photo.

    5641 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  37. We're the self-taught development team behind the #1 gardening app, From Seed To Spoon. Ready to answer questions about gardening from home, building software, or anything in general. Ask us anything!!!

    5638 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  38. Servers and long matchmaking times are now fixed

    5637 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  39. Gen 6 did a lot of great things for the series. Gen 7 walked back a lot of them.

    5608 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  40. Will GoodReads please, for the love of God, put the year the book was originally published somewhere and not just the edition you are viewing?

    5577 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  41. I have never felt so disconnected from a season's narrative.

    5568 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  42. They told me to clock out when I go to the bathroom, so I did.

    5566 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  43. Degrees are becoming rapidly more expensive yet rapidly less valuable

    5565 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  44. Get rid of the three blues at the end of each crucible match

    5560 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  45. Sometimes I wish I was fat again. The difference in how I am/was treated blows my mind

    5557 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  46. Fun but useless fact, Vex Cyclops have a hidden radiolaria Container on their back that isn’t a weak point and it bugs me to no end.

    5556 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  47. I managed to pull other half out of an MLM before it was too late.

    5555 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  48. Spirits, when exactly will I die?

    5542 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  49. Bug squirts!

    5533 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  50. "I want it to go viral."- Karen. Well, let's help her out, shall we?

    5532 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  51. I love my wife and I don’t know why other men always have to joke about not wanting to be around their wives

    5523 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  52. Man uses tan injections to change his race

    5514 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  53. Good Morning Biden Bros!

    5501 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  54. More.

    5499 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  55. LHW Champ Relinquishes His Title

    5478 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  56. Fatal police shootings could become a crime under proposed California law

    5476 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  57. I Can Only Do My Work? Okay!

    5475 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  58. MRW I’m playing hide and seek with a professional hide and seeker

    5474 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  59. what did he expect?

    5451 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  60. men, where the FUCK is the Avatar now?

    5444 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  61. If faced with a choice to save my wife or my new born child, I would choose my wife.

    5441 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  62. Hungary bans people from legally changing gender

    5433 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  63. New luck system is horrible

    5427 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  64. The way teenagers are treated is proof that most parents just want a cute little kid.

    5424 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  65. My (26M) girlfriend (26F) drunkenly told me she was starving herself to be more attractive to me. I’m devastated and don’t know what to do.

    5418 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  66. My SO said that all our sexual exploits could now be completely in my control!

    5410 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  67. /u/WoolDroolPool asserts that the comparison between Trump and Hitler is not actually that radical

    5410 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  68. Two years ago today, the Ringer uncovered Bryan Colangelo's burner accounts

    5408 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  69. LoL Malice AFKs after going 0/2

    5402 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  70. I have zero obligation to entertain your self diagnosed mental illness.

    5394 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  71. Postal worker accused of attempted mail-in voter fraud in favour of Republicans

    5392 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  72. What's going on with r/dankmemes declaring tik tok is dead?

    5388 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  73. To protect and shred

    5382 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  74. Trooper Stops 17-Year-Old Driving 128 MPH

    5381 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  75. Lawyers and Police Officers of Reddit, what is the dumbest reason you’ve seen someone get arrested?

    5372 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  76. Let's not forget this masterpiece.

    5366 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  77. Try not to cringe

    5365 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  78. YSK if your upper back and shoulders are constantly sore, you may need to stretch your chest muscles

    5344 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  79. Fucking gross

    5339 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  80. [El-Bashir] The Caps will terminate the contract of Brendan Leipsic today, sources tell me.

    5337 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  81. People who belittled me for attending an online college now complain about how hard online college classes are.

    5335 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  82. You wont feel pain and cant get damaged exept All the pain and damage you experienced throughout the year will be clumped up into minute at the end of the year

    5322 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  83. Joe Biden might not be perfect, but he’s far better than Trump

    5311 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  84. CMV: There wouldn’t be such a stigma against fatty foods, if “fat” (the caloric source) did not share the same word as the adjective of a person being “fat”.

    5305 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  85. Da...fuq?

    5300 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  86. Who has two thumbs and isn't afraid of the Chinese Government? This guy.

    5294 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  87. Does anyone else start to get self conscious walking when someone is walking behind you?

    5293 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  88. Just wait till you get your prostate checked!

    5291 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  89. I wish The KKK now stood for “Kool Kids Klub”

    5285 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  90. (OH) Rent increase because of baby?

    5283 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  91. [Update] I've been living with my girlfriend [26F] for almost a month, dating for 1.5 years. She's revealing an... increasing interest in Vampire role playing which was fun at first but now I'm [24M] worrying it's going too far

    5283 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  92. YSK: Nearly 1.7 million jack stands sold by Harbor Freight have been recalled due to risk of collapse. If you have any 6-ton or 3-ton models with the model numbers: 61196, 61197, or 56371 do not use them!

    5280 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  93. LPT: When starting something new always do a Google search for "Things I wish I knew when I started X". For example, if you just started surfing do a search for "Things I wish I knew when I started surfing". There will be a ton of info from people that have learned valuable lessons the hard way.

    5277 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  94. All I do is grind Co-Op. Here are my strategies for each mission.

    5274 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  95. Siva infected Guardians prepare as the Darkness approaches Earth. Really happy how the illustration turned out in the end, hope you all like it too!

    5259 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  96. Just paid 220K for a lord to join my empire. He went back to his own empire the following day.

    5257 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  97. When your botlane's in it's element

    5257 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  98. I wish that whenever I searched using google, exactly what I wanted would show up as the top result.

    5256 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  99. Bungie, I wouldn’t mind nerfing damage perks if it didn’t take 2-3 shots of a hand cannon to kill an acolyte

    5256 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  100. Maybe DH was actually our savior all along. DH never relied on card generation/RNG to win.

    5247 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020