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Reddit (May 2020)
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Hornet and mouse locked in a fight to the death
9366 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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How can people talk about their experiences with taking illicit drugs on podcasts/newspapers, media etc. without it having legal consequences?
9356 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Landlord's kids moved into my room during quarantine; I'm still paying rent and have to get her permission to *enter* the premises
9342 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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TIL in 1948 Lyndon B Johnson used a helicopter to campaign for office. He would hover over farmers working in their fields, many who had never seen a helicopter, and blare through the loudspeaker: "Hello, down there! This is your friend, Lyndon Johnson, your candidate for the United States Senate."
9336 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Pediatric Cancer Awareness Ribbon to celebrate my daughter being home from the hospital for 2 years today. (MC Survival Mode Map Art)
9335 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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He’s a terrible shot
9328 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Great combination
9322 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Makes perfect sence
9306 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Anxiety levels skyrocketing
9305 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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JRE MMA Show #95 with Brendan Schaub
9287 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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ELI5- What are blood groups? Why do they differ from person to person? Why can't a person of one blood group receive blood from a person of a different blood group?
9285 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Dad, doing dad stuff.
9282 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Courtroom background justice
9277 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Legitimately sad that I don’t get to see the rest of the solo trilogy
9267 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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[Yahoo Sport Australia] Joe Ingles has said he is prepared to ‘walk away, fly to Australia and never play another game in my life’ to protect his family from the virus.
9263 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Face goes from 0-100 real quick
9258 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Minneapolis, Minnesota
9258 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Click here to get rickrolled
9257 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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“PBJ & Jar of Milk (pink & gold)”, Me, oil, 2020
9246 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Minneapolis cop kneels on suspects neck until he dies
9244 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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"Her eyes look normal; she's not one of them!" he shouted to let the others know and welcomed me into his group.
9241 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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This picture of the sky through a window for 2 months. (made by Noortje_haegens)
9225 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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IT HURTS
9219 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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[Image] The Importance of Self-Care
9210 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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eli5: Why Weren’t European Colonizers As Impacted By New World Diseases as The Natives were by European Diseases?
9208 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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I will never hit a final killcam like this again.
9199 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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what’s up with the images of the products when you look up airpods on amazon??
9181 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Drunk douche destroys Photographers several thousand dollar camera
9179 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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That's No Pizza.
9176 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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This is how a peaceful protest turns into a riot (via Jennifer brooks on twitter @stribrooks)
9174 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Ordering a pizza high
9173 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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How many mouse clicks would it take to put the space shuttle into orbit?
9165 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Face carved into an apple with toothpicks inserted. It has 'gūl' written on the back
9157 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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[IMAGE] "Just because you took longer than others, doesn't mean you failed."
9141 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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The look on my dog's face at the end is priceless
9138 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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7, count em 7 zip ties individually wrapped. We don't deserve this planet.
9128 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Every person once they hit 70 should be made to retake a driving test every 2 years
9116 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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This pandemic is honestly surreal, and we probably won't fully realize it until it's in the history books.
9111 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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You sir, you just lied
9105 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Britain's Sex Gangs (2016) - Thousands of children are potentially being sexually exploited by street grooming gangs. Journalist Tazeen Ahmad investigates street grooming and hears from victims and their parents, whose lives have been torn apart.
9101 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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I just pulled an all-nighter and let me tell you, it feels weird
9089 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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A choose your own adventure… platformer? Has this been done before?
9087 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Isle of Skye, Scotland [OC] [4000x5000]
9085 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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In Waterworld (1995) one of the smoker plane pilots is played by Jack Black.
9079 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Intracerebral hemorrhage discovered during brain autopsy
9079 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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For some reason people don’t understand the difference of these two pictures.
9071 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Jesus this guy has no chill
9070 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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It's mesmerizing
9059 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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What do you have in your possession that a collector would die to get their hands on?
9056 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Gifted
9052 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Being a minority in the United States is not a daily struggle as most people make it out to be.
9052 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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£50
9050 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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"Men are like keys and women are like locks. A lock that can be opened by different keys isn’t worth anything, but a key that can open many locks is." This analogy is horrible and I'm sad it's still repeated. What do you say to this?
9039 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Mr. Carl Fredricksen in real life
9031 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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In which actual experts came along to provide a smackdown
9028 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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I feel like it's a double 'screw you' that counseling/psychologists are so expensive that you can only afford them if you've got your shit together.
9023 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Cards against humanity disclaimer
9015 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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How are celebrities able to get social media handles that are exactly their name? Do they buy it from people etc. if it’s already taken?
9007 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Gravity Falls is honestly one of the best shows I have watched in recent memory
8997 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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You are not entitled to any sex act
8994 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Moms reaction
8991 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Left in our shower room at the hospital I work at.
8983 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Jon Stewart’s Political Comedy ‘Irresistible’ to Debut on VOD June 26th
8981 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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A Son Bought His Mom a Raffle Ticket, Winning Her a $1.1M Picasso Painting
8979 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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🔥 Isn’t nature f*cking awesome ? 🔥
8965 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Time to die.
8954 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Bought. 3k treadmill off Facebook marketplace for $50 because the incline motor was broken. Turns out it was under warranty. Nordic track sent me the replacement part and I fixed it in 2 minutes. Big score!
8950 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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I can’t take credit for pulling this together, but I can take credit for finding it absolutely hilarious (and spot on).
8947 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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You are under arrest
8932 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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This Spiral Staircase Home
8924 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Watching 'Community' for the first time makes me realize how much I miss physical comedy
8917 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Everything Apple, need I say more?
8898 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Trump to lose 2020 election in a landslide defeat, model predicts - Analysis predicts president to win only 35% of popular vote
8890 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Money does buy happiness. In fact, money is a requirement for happiness.
8889 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Guys who got divorced very soon after getting married, what happened and how did you realize it wasn't going to work?
8889 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Meme mondayy!
8888 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Chloe #69 - SrGrafo
8887 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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woof_irl
8887 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I went from academic probation, a .83 GPA, to a 3.58 GPA!
8887 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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So today I finished my zoo 🐻🦆🐢🐯🐼
8868 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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I wouldn't mind watching this netflix adaptation
8845 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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"Handicapped Parking" is for handicapped people - not rich ones.
8841 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Wtf is going on ?
8837 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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[Homemade] Double cheeseburger
8828 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Attagirl, Karen
8811 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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She's in someone's locket (1940's)
8794 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Very Busy
8792 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Magic: Lebron James - when you think about all-around basketball player - he probably is the best of all time. But when you want to say who's the greatest ever, it's MJ. Now, Lebron James' chapter is not closed yet, he still has some basketball to play, so maybe he has a chance to catch him later on
8788 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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England and Chelsea star Callum Hudson-Odoi arrested after 4am row with model he met online while breaching lockdown regulations as she calls an ambulance
8784 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Am I a coward if I avoid touchy subjects because I cannot argue rationally
8784 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Or essential oils ¯\\\(ツ)/¯
8781 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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URGENT! My boss threatened to fire all staff for unionizing for wanting safer conditions and I think he's going to follow through later today. Can someone explain difference between non-recall and termination as it applies here? NY
8775 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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If an astronaut dies while in space, do they eject the body into orbit or do they other astronauts have to keep flying with the dead body?
8773 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Insecurity blues.
8768 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Aaron Gordon to D. Wade: “There’s only a couple of people that thought D. Jones should’ve won though. You and D. Jones.”
8767 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Season 5 | Patch Notes
8753 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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Cant be visibly doing nothing, it affects employees morale. No problem.
8752 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Cancel culture is fascistic and should be frowned upon.
8747 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Please don't ask me that Cynthia 😣
8745 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Woah Vicky tapes herself friend zoning Daddy long neck.
8736 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020