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  1. If you identify as an animal you need to shut up.

    3161 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  2. Quickdraw is next on the chopping block, mark my words.

    3161 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  3. Bride decides all kids are welcome to the wedding, except for her autistic nephew

    3159 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  4. The US Womens Soccer Team has it's dispute over pay equality with the Mens team dismissed by a federal Judge. r/soccer and the rest of Reddit reacts.

    3153 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  5. Guard duty

    3153 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  6. What is the deal with #dojacatisoverparty trending on twitter?

    3148 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  7. Don't believe me about my phobia? Okay

    3145 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  8. Receiving a 'sorry we missed you' card while I was sat in my pj's, eating cereal, not 5ft from the front door

    3141 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  9. I love how Keystones like Electrocute and Runes like Manaflow Band will show up on my HUD as an icon with cooldown being indicated. How come other runes aren't like this?

    3135 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  10. LPT: Going to a community college before a 4 year university will not always save you money and time, do your research before going this route.

    3131 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  11. AskScience AMA Series: We're from the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory and we research the blue economy: the sustainable use of the ocean and connected waterways for collective economic, social, and environmental benefits. Ask Us Anything!

    3131 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  12. Regulus Black has a better redemption arc than Snape. He does not need a death of a loved one to see through Voldemort. And he was able to figure out his secret on his own as well. He may not have been as powerful as Snape, but I like him as character much more than Snape.

    3131 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  13. Really powerful memory charms should be an unforgivable curse

    3127 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  14. My nine year old DM'd tonight and it was awesome.

    3125 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  15. You don’t have to post your political views in every sub you are on

    3124 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  16. I don't care if you're transgender, and I don't understand why anyone else does.

    3123 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  17. Doug Ford Takes Aim At Trudeau Government's Gun Control Measures

    3120 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  18. 28/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses

    3119 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  19. Just because 200 years ago your ancestors came from a European country, that does not make you part of that nations culture

    3111 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  20. My (17F) roommates (45M 45F) asked me to be involved in a threesome and I declined, things have been awkward and now I'm moving out

    3104 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  21. Chapter 272 Official Release - Links and Discussion

    3103 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  22. Dad, I don’t BELONG here...

    3086 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  23. I feel like the whole squad should get a “Team Wipe” notification instead of just the person who commits the final blow.

    3084 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  24. I thought I wasn't eating a lot but still gaining weight. Today i logged in my go to salad into MFP. It was 700 calories! I feel shaken.

    3081 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  25. When you finally get your sprite.

    3069 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  26. I really hate a lot of the fish community because of how superior and obnoxious they act. It hurts more than helps

    3065 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  27. Does anyone else prefer texting sometimes because you can think about what you’re going to say and read it back before sending it which prevents you from waffling something that just comes off the top of your head?

    3059 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  28. My child’s hunger is more important than your miscarriage

    3032 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  29. The homeowner left snacks and drinks out for delivery drivers during the holidays. The little dance he does at the end made my day.

    3032 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  30. LPT if you are passing a truck on a highway, you need to SPEED UP and actively pass the truck as quickly as possible.

    3022 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  31. France elects its first trans mayor. Users in r/worldnews really want you to know how little they care about this.

    3019 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  32. It’s better to be alone than be with someone feeling lonely and miserable

    3011 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  33. [SS] Replaying Skyward Sword with my daughter has given me a new appreciation for it.

    3003 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  34. Stay away from r/LGBdroptheT please

    3001 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  35. Brazil government aide says COVID-19's toll on elderly will reduce pension deficit as country's outbreak escalates

    2991 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  36. When wearing a mask is too much to ask

    2985 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  37. I challenged myself this week to not buy any groceries, and cook from what I had in my pre-existing food supply. Here's what I came up with.

    2984 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  38. Had a good time on a date? Follow up right after with a text saying you did!

    2983 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  39. Trump to sign executive order limiting social media fact-checks of his content

    2981 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  40. The GoPro "karens" of the road are ruining riding for me.

    2979 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  41. 🐍 gonna 🐍

    2971 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  42. My Dad has to buy a lift for my Mom...

    2970 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  43. UPDATE: My (19f) boyfriend (23m) is mad at me because I didn’t tell him I’m quarter Thai.

    2968 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  44. “Put a brick in your system”

    2966 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  45. [SPOILER] Anthony Smith vs. Glover Teixeira

    2951 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  46. ULPT: How to avoid taxes on PS4.

    2946 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  47. EA drove my uncle to suicide

    2932 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  48. The pay should be one of the first things the company tells you during the hiring process

    2927 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  49. Keep your dogs leashed

    2922 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  50. LPT: If someone acts like they do not care about you, believe them.

    2918 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  51. Is the game in permadeath mode?

    2915 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  52. 26 year old artist + hippie (not a vegan though, sorry)

    2908 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  53. A lvl 411 player in Santa outfit showed up at my camp, dropped a bag with all new outfits and the marine helmet, showed a heart emote and moved on. I love the people in this game.

    2891 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  54. How to get petty revenge against AFK leeches

    2882 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  55. [TN] I was scammed by a buyer on Fiverr and Fiverr refunded the buyer.

    2879 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  56. When we finally get summer as hot as Spain but our houses aren't built for this weather so you wish it would go back to being cold again.

    2878 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  57. This real scene from Supergirl "Leeroy Jenkins"

    2877 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  58. AMA - I am Paul "Redeye" Chaloner, esports host, caster, agency owner and now book author - ASK ME ANYTHING!

    2869 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  59. LPT: Use smile.amazon.com instead of the regular site. It's the same exact thing, except they donate 0.5% of every eligible purchase price to a charity of your choosing.

    2867 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  60. Don't use me as your fucking example for failure, you don't know me mate...

    2865 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  61. Anyone ever feel guilty for something even though it's been forgiven and forgotten?

    2862 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  62. Valve, Please consider extending BattlePass duration

    2856 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  63. I feel extremely happy when I learn that people who bullied me in the past have a shitty life now

    2839 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  64. Worst client I've ever worked for

    2824 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  65. TIL in the US you can use your HSA/FSA on feminine hygiene products and over the counter drugs

    2811 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  66. I hate that it is socially unacceptable to tell other people’s kids to behave

    2802 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  67. What is the formula on the side of this building (or is it nonsense)?

    2789 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  68. /u/pinkycatcher breaks the legs off the argument that Minnesota PD has done all they could about the Floyd murder.

    2787 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  69. Women who lie about rape should get the same amount of time the guy would've or had to spend in jail

    2787 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  70. Karen turns $80 ticket into an arrest

    2786 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  71. Get more $$$ out of your green onions!

    2781 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  72. Assassin's creed Valhalla trailer YouTube total views across all channel beat Assassin's creed odyssey reveal trailer entire views in just 1 day

    2775 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  73. I am very upset about the way both Beauxbâtons & Durmstrang students are portrayed in the GOF film

    2769 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  74. What is up with the candycrush like apps commercials with gameplay that not in the game ?

    2767 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  75. Tonight I spent four hours troubleshooting my new build. I reslotted everything multiple times, examined the board thoroughly a dozen times, and did countless google searches.

    2763 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  76. [Guardians of the Galaxy 2] Drax can’t see things that don’t move and realizing this gives him the invisibility idea

    2762 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  77. Is her name Annie Oakley?

    2758 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  78. One Piece: Chapter 980

    2748 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  79. I convinced a kid to pull the fire alarm and got him suspended.

    2741 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  80. Can we get an emote wheel? Four emotes isn't enough anymore!

    2727 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  81. Saw this on Twitter, thought it belonged here.

    2719 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  82. Drang needs to be immune to weapon sunsetting due to it being half of Sturm's Exotic perk.

    2718 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  83. I stole towels from a small hotel even after the hotel owner showed us incredible kindness

    2715 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  84. I think it’s very hypocritical that Reddit supports Hong Kong’s resistance but openly mocks the large number of Americans that believe the government is becoming too authoritarian.

    2707 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  85. How do black Americans combine their hatred for the n-word yet use it as a term of endearment among themselves? Wouldn't it make more sense to simply forget the word rather than making it fit for only one race? Isn't it racist to assume only one race can use a word?

    2694 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  86. Groom is upset because two groomsmen are choosing the birth of their children over his wedding.

    2694 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  87. Taylor Series can fuck off

    2688 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  88. ILPT how to avoid getting pulled over by the cops

    2678 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  89. John Boyega, Finn's actor in Star Wars sequels, says that racists are bad. /r/equelMemes does not like that.

    2678 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  90. An Update on Fasnacht Parade

    2655 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  91. My kitchen sink tap water comes out all foamy, has no distinct smell, looks like soap or detergent? Never happened before.

    2647 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  92. I have lost 120 pounds without surgery or weight loss gimmicks

    2636 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  93. I publically shamed and embarassed another customer when two retail employees could not!

    2625 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  94. [US] Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005) The series centers around a 12y/o named Aang, the Avatar and the last living member of the air nomads. He, along with his friends Sokka and Katara travel the globe for Aang to fulfill his destiny, master the four elements, and defeat the fire nation.

    2608 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  95. TIFU by laughing at a dead lady thinking there was watermelon all over the ground, when it reality it was brains.

    2607 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  96. Tooth fell out at school. Bleed all over my teachers cream dress.

    2604 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  97. Why I Hate Chaotic Neutral Players

    2602 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  98. List of coming changes to Destiny 2 organized by Seasons, summarized.

    2602 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  99. Funny accidental battle in Fallout 4

    2602 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  100. Man shoots self in ear, bullet comes out of his head and hits his wife - gurugram

    2602 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020