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Reddit (May 2020)
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If you identify as an animal you need to shut up.
3161 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Quickdraw is next on the chopping block, mark my words.
3161 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Bride decides all kids are welcome to the wedding, except for her autistic nephew
3159 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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The US Womens Soccer Team has it's dispute over pay equality with the Mens team dismissed by a federal Judge. r/soccer and the rest of Reddit reacts.
3153 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Guard duty
3153 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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What is the deal with #dojacatisoverparty trending on twitter?
3148 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Don't believe me about my phobia? Okay
3145 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Receiving a 'sorry we missed you' card while I was sat in my pj's, eating cereal, not 5ft from the front door
3141 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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I love how Keystones like Electrocute and Runes like Manaflow Band will show up on my HUD as an icon with cooldown being indicated. How come other runes aren't like this?
3135 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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LPT: Going to a community college before a 4 year university will not always save you money and time, do your research before going this route.
3131 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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AskScience AMA Series: We're from the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory and we research the blue economy: the sustainable use of the ocean and connected waterways for collective economic, social, and environmental benefits. Ask Us Anything!
3131 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Regulus Black has a better redemption arc than Snape. He does not need a death of a loved one to see through Voldemort. And he was able to figure out his secret on his own as well. He may not have been as powerful as Snape, but I like him as character much more than Snape.
3131 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Really powerful memory charms should be an unforgivable curse
3127 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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My nine year old DM'd tonight and it was awesome.
3125 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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You don’t have to post your political views in every sub you are on
3124 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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I don't care if you're transgender, and I don't understand why anyone else does.
3123 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Doug Ford Takes Aim At Trudeau Government's Gun Control Measures
3120 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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28/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses
3119 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Just because 200 years ago your ancestors came from a European country, that does not make you part of that nations culture
3111 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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My (17F) roommates (45M 45F) asked me to be involved in a threesome and I declined, things have been awkward and now I'm moving out
3104 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Chapter 272 Official Release - Links and Discussion
3103 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Dad, I don’t BELONG here...
3086 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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I feel like the whole squad should get a “Team Wipe” notification instead of just the person who commits the final blow.
3084 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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I thought I wasn't eating a lot but still gaining weight. Today i logged in my go to salad into MFP. It was 700 calories! I feel shaken.
3081 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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When you finally get your sprite.
3069 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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I really hate a lot of the fish community because of how superior and obnoxious they act. It hurts more than helps
3065 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Does anyone else prefer texting sometimes because you can think about what you’re going to say and read it back before sending it which prevents you from waffling something that just comes off the top of your head?
3059 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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My child’s hunger is more important than your miscarriage
3032 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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The homeowner left snacks and drinks out for delivery drivers during the holidays. The little dance he does at the end made my day.
3032 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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LPT if you are passing a truck on a highway, you need to SPEED UP and actively pass the truck as quickly as possible.
3022 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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France elects its first trans mayor. Users in r/worldnews really want you to know how little they care about this.
3019 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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It’s better to be alone than be with someone feeling lonely and miserable
3011 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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[SS] Replaying Skyward Sword with my daughter has given me a new appreciation for it.
3003 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Stay away from r/LGBdroptheT please
3001 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Brazil government aide says COVID-19's toll on elderly will reduce pension deficit as country's outbreak escalates
2991 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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When wearing a mask is too much to ask
2985 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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I challenged myself this week to not buy any groceries, and cook from what I had in my pre-existing food supply. Here's what I came up with.
2984 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Had a good time on a date? Follow up right after with a text saying you did!
2983 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Trump to sign executive order limiting social media fact-checks of his content
2981 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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The GoPro "karens" of the road are ruining riding for me.
2979 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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🐍 gonna 🐍
2971 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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My Dad has to buy a lift for my Mom...
2970 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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UPDATE: My (19f) boyfriend (23m) is mad at me because I didn’t tell him I’m quarter Thai.
2968 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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“Put a brick in your system”
2966 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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[SPOILER] Anthony Smith vs. Glover Teixeira
2951 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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ULPT: How to avoid taxes on PS4.
2946 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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EA drove my uncle to suicide
2932 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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The pay should be one of the first things the company tells you during the hiring process
2927 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Keep your dogs leashed
2922 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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LPT: If someone acts like they do not care about you, believe them.
2918 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Is the game in permadeath mode?
2915 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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26 year old artist + hippie (not a vegan though, sorry)
2908 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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A lvl 411 player in Santa outfit showed up at my camp, dropped a bag with all new outfits and the marine helmet, showed a heart emote and moved on. I love the people in this game.
2891 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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How to get petty revenge against AFK leeches
2882 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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[TN] I was scammed by a buyer on Fiverr and Fiverr refunded the buyer.
2879 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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When we finally get summer as hot as Spain but our houses aren't built for this weather so you wish it would go back to being cold again.
2878 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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This real scene from Supergirl "Leeroy Jenkins"
2877 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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AMA - I am Paul "Redeye" Chaloner, esports host, caster, agency owner and now book author - ASK ME ANYTHING!
2869 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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LPT: Use smile.amazon.com instead of the regular site. It's the same exact thing, except they donate 0.5% of every eligible purchase price to a charity of your choosing.
2867 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Don't use me as your fucking example for failure, you don't know me mate...
2865 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Anyone ever feel guilty for something even though it's been forgiven and forgotten?
2862 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Valve, Please consider extending BattlePass duration
2856 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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I feel extremely happy when I learn that people who bullied me in the past have a shitty life now
2839 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Worst client I've ever worked for
2824 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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TIL in the US you can use your HSA/FSA on feminine hygiene products and over the counter drugs
2811 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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I hate that it is socially unacceptable to tell other people’s kids to behave
2802 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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What is the formula on the side of this building (or is it nonsense)?
2789 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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/u/pinkycatcher breaks the legs off the argument that Minnesota PD has done all they could about the Floyd murder.
2787 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Women who lie about rape should get the same amount of time the guy would've or had to spend in jail
2787 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Karen turns $80 ticket into an arrest
2786 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Get more $$$ out of your green onions!
2781 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Assassin's creed Valhalla trailer YouTube total views across all channel beat Assassin's creed odyssey reveal trailer entire views in just 1 day
2775 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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I am very upset about the way both Beauxbâtons & Durmstrang students are portrayed in the GOF film
2769 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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What is up with the candycrush like apps commercials with gameplay that not in the game ?
2767 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Tonight I spent four hours troubleshooting my new build. I reslotted everything multiple times, examined the board thoroughly a dozen times, and did countless google searches.
2763 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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[Guardians of the Galaxy 2] Drax can’t see things that don’t move and realizing this gives him the invisibility idea
2762 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Is her name Annie Oakley?
2758 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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One Piece: Chapter 980
2748 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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I convinced a kid to pull the fire alarm and got him suspended.
2741 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Can we get an emote wheel? Four emotes isn't enough anymore!
2727 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Saw this on Twitter, thought it belonged here.
2719 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Drang needs to be immune to weapon sunsetting due to it being half of Sturm's Exotic perk.
2718 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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I stole towels from a small hotel even after the hotel owner showed us incredible kindness
2715 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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I think it’s very hypocritical that Reddit supports Hong Kong’s resistance but openly mocks the large number of Americans that believe the government is becoming too authoritarian.
2707 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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How do black Americans combine their hatred for the n-word yet use it as a term of endearment among themselves? Wouldn't it make more sense to simply forget the word rather than making it fit for only one race? Isn't it racist to assume only one race can use a word?
2694 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Groom is upset because two groomsmen are choosing the birth of their children over his wedding.
2694 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Taylor Series can fuck off
2688 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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ILPT how to avoid getting pulled over by the cops
2678 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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John Boyega, Finn's actor in Star Wars sequels, says that racists are bad. /r/equelMemes does not like that.
2678 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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An Update on Fasnacht Parade
2655 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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My kitchen sink tap water comes out all foamy, has no distinct smell, looks like soap or detergent? Never happened before.
2647 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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I have lost 120 pounds without surgery or weight loss gimmicks
2636 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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I publically shamed and embarassed another customer when two retail employees could not!
2625 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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[US] Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005) The series centers around a 12y/o named Aang, the Avatar and the last living member of the air nomads. He, along with his friends Sokka and Katara travel the globe for Aang to fulfill his destiny, master the four elements, and defeat the fire nation.
2608 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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TIFU by laughing at a dead lady thinking there was watermelon all over the ground, when it reality it was brains.
2607 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Tooth fell out at school. Bleed all over my teachers cream dress.
2604 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Why I Hate Chaotic Neutral Players
2602 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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List of coming changes to Destiny 2 organized by Seasons, summarized.
2602 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Funny accidental battle in Fallout 4
2602 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Man shoots self in ear, bullet comes out of his head and hits his wife - gurugram
2602 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020