top stories
Reddit (May 2020)
-
TOP Secret path to Tiny Town! very happy and proud of how this came out ^,^
22639 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
-
true story
22637 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
-
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
22631 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
-
This lie hurts the most
22624 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
-
this is what happens when you leave your camera unattended in New York City
22622 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
-
This is how Joe Biden thinks health insurance should work.
22614 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
-
I'm giving my girlfriend a switch for her birthday, so I decided to package it like a Nook Shopping Package
22602 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
-
pokimane shows pornhub on stream
22583 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
-
holdup
22562 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
Lori Klausutis' widower asks Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to delete Trump's tweets suggesting Joe Scarborough murdered her
22549 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
-
My mom, left, on her wedding day mid- 1990s, and myself, right, at my junior prom. Can you tell I’m her daughter?
22547 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
-
Dropped 1k
22542 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
-
My mother has spent the past two years making this cross-stitch pattern. 147,000 stitches in total!
22540 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
-
All bosses, but Google Translated several times (Inspired by u/GermTM)
22536 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
-
to be a good person
22530 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
-
AR contact lenses are the holy grail of sci-fi tech. Mojo is making them real
22526 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
-
🔥 The size of this sea eagle
22504 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
-
An adorable kiwi getting excited about finding some additional food being left for them by their caretaker
22500 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
-
Many Americans Are Getting More Money From Unemployment Than They Were From Their Jobs
22455 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
-
Multiple sources say Ruby Rose was unhappy with the long hours of shooting that came with being the star of Batwoman, so she exited the show
22455 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
-
This drawing of the hallmark logo
22453 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
-
The ultimate backpack build, 3700X + 2070 crammed into 4.7 L
22433 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
-
The importance of leaving a bedroom door closed in a structure fire.
22433 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
-
What the heck is this growing in my landscaping? It’s oozing red and orange juice.
22430 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
-
3,2,1
22429 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
-
A high school teacher mistakenly showed his sex video to the entire class
22428 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
-
They really pull each other through...
22413 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
-
They're smaht dogs, Bront!
22410 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
-
My 15 year old Chihuahua has very sensitive eyes due to iris atrophy. Here she is in her "doggles." I smile at this photo on an hourly basis. Hope it has the same effect for others.
22402 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
-
Wtf? Where am I?
22398 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
-
Your phone's on-screen battery gauge is shaped like a battery that no cell phone uses
22376 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
-
YSK that if you want to break up a fight, yell "They're calling the police" instead of "I'm calling to police"
22375 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
-
Army
22374 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
-
A structural collapse of the Sanford Dam is imminent. All residents along lake and river evacuate immediately.
22355 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
-
Muscle Memory
22351 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
-
1 year ago today I drunkenly stumbled upon the coolest dog that ever lived.
22346 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
-
Flag of losers
22335 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
-
Off to russia
22317 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
-
Snow beauty ❄️
22315 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
-
Chad Freedom
22312 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
-
This is Minneapolis. Autozone, Target, numerous businesses looted and burned down. An affordable housing complex was burned to the ground.
22302 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
-
Almost the same
22299 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
-
TFW you are chugging a 40 on a bike as a bunch of cops roll by
22293 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
-
Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.
22282 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
-
TIL that the women who work in the garment recycling industry in India have a theory that because of a water shortage in the West, it must be cheaper to buy new clothes than to wash them. This explains why so many clothes are discarded barely worn. (Link fixed)
22278 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
-
blursed_observational_research
22266 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
-
Ninja kitty warrior
22244 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
-
A nice wren couple moved into a hiking boot in my parents' garage, and today their family grew by 5!
22241 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
-
Autobots roll out
22230 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
-
TIL that in 1958 a technician was working on a plutonium compound that went super critical giving him a lethal dose in 200 micro seconds, his colleges found him outside in the snow screaming "I'm burning up! I'm burning up!".
22230 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
-
Tennessee congressional candidate brutally murders his incumbent opponent
22223 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
-
Move, son! Or you will become a roadkill
22218 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
-
🦀🦀BAD LUCK IS GONE🦀🦀
22212 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
-
My girlfriend (24F) has a choice between me (25M) or her family and I don't know how to tell her
22204 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
-
TIL the Black Death was personified by an old woman carrying a rake and a broom. If she used the rake, some would survive in between the teeth of the rake. If she used the broom the whole population of an area would die
22198 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
-
Time Zones
22191 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
-
To make a cool product
22189 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
Kentucky Woman Cuts Hole In Mask Because “It Makes It A Lot Easier To Breathe”
22169 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
-
Falcon 9 closeup
22167 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
-
🔥 unbelievably cute wild boar piglet
22163 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
-
These flowers that are almost too vibrant to be real
22158 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
-
Adobe slaps you with an early cancellation fee after never making it clear at any point that there was a commitment. (This plan is specifically for students.)
22157 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
-
TRANSLATION: In Malta, once the vaccine for COVID-19 is found, it will be given for free to everyone.
22156 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
Don't put your dick in this piece of shit cause he's trying to get this video taken off the internet
22149 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
-
This tree looks like a dragon coming out of the ground
22146 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
-
Good Bird helps human open package
22143 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
-
The small details they put into this game baffles me sometimes. Great job, Nintendo.
22132 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
-
Finn should have been the hero of the Sequel Trilogy, not Rey.
22118 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
-
Why test for a condition that might change?
22109 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
-
the dream came true
22106 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
-
BEST DAD EVER!
22105 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
-
Cursed_Angel
22087 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
-
Some people are just born idiots.
22087 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
-
The term "survivor" means nothing anymore.
22076 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
HMFT after I get clocked
22069 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
-
Trump's routing number revealed as press secretary announces he's donating quarterly salary to HHS: report
22069 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
-
people shouldn't get offended when you tell them you dont wants kids at your wedding
22054 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
This kid is too adorable
22051 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
-
I used two telescopes to capture this image of the first quarter moon last night [OC]
22047 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
-
Trump campaign has not returned illegal donation from foreign national, FEC records show
22039 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
-
Be living
22029 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
-
r/humansbeingbros Starterpack
22026 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
-
Tachi Fried Egg
22013 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
-
Playing is wholesome
22011 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
-
“I’m middle class but live beyond my means”
22008 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
-
Me_irl
22005 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
-
At least dad approved
22004 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
-
What gender is the majority in each county [OC]
22003 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
-
Scientists:Time travel is impossible. This Dude:hold my beer
21999 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
-
Timothy Olyphant Joins 'The Mandalorian'
21986 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
-
I quarantine-graduated alone at work today after 7 years of undergrad working full time. So proud!
21975 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
-
Cyclist fucks with busdriver. When the busdriver hits the cyclist he gets mad like he did nothing
21965 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
-
That’s a little scary
21962 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
-
And the Oscar goes to.......
21960 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
-
21960 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
-
TIL Computer hacker Kevin Mitnick was forced to spend 8 months of his prison sentence in solitary confinement because officials believed he could use a payphone to start nuclear war by whistling to NORAD modems.
21932 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
-
Had to be done
21930 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
-
Biden is running an unprecedented campaign
21913 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
-
The moment of revelation that “we really talk like that?” I legit could not stop laughing at the rest of the video!
21904 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
-
That’s why they call...
21901 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020