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  1. TOP Secret path to Tiny Town! very happy and proud of how this came out ^,^

    22639 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  2. true story

    22637 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  3. A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

    22631 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  4. This lie hurts the most

    22624 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  5. this is what happens when you leave your camera unattended in New York City

    22622 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  6. This is how Joe Biden thinks health insurance should work.

    22614 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  7. I'm giving my girlfriend a switch for her birthday, so I decided to package it like a Nook Shopping Package

    22602 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  8. pokimane shows pornhub on stream

    22583 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  9. holdup

    22562 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  10. Lori Klausutis' widower asks Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to delete Trump's tweets suggesting Joe Scarborough murdered her

    22549 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  11. My mom, left, on her wedding day mid- 1990s, and myself, right, at my junior prom. Can you tell I’m her daughter?

    22547 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  12. Dropped 1k

    22542 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  13. My mother has spent the past two years making this cross-stitch pattern. 147,000 stitches in total!

    22540 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  14. All bosses, but Google Translated several times (Inspired by u/GermTM)

    22536 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  15. to be a good person

    22530 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  16. AR contact lenses are the holy grail of sci-fi tech. Mojo is making them real

    22526 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  17. 🔥 The size of this sea eagle

    22504 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  18. An adorable kiwi getting excited about finding some additional food being left for them by their caretaker

    22500 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  19. Many Americans Are Getting More Money From Unemployment Than They Were From Their Jobs

    22455 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  20. Multiple sources say Ruby Rose was unhappy with the long hours of shooting that came with being the star of Batwoman, so she exited the show

    22455 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  21. This drawing of the hallmark logo

    22453 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  22. The ultimate backpack build, 3700X + 2070 crammed into 4.7 L

    22433 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  23. The importance of leaving a bedroom door closed in a structure fire.

    22433 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  24. What the heck is this growing in my landscaping? It’s oozing red and orange juice.

    22430 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  25. 3,2,1

    22429 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  26. A high school teacher mistakenly showed his sex video to the entire class

    22428 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  27. They really pull each other through...

    22413 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  28. They're smaht dogs, Bront!

    22410 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  29. My 15 year old Chihuahua has very sensitive eyes due to iris atrophy. Here she is in her "doggles." I smile at this photo on an hourly basis. Hope it has the same effect for others.

    22402 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  30. Wtf? Where am I?

    22398 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  31. Your phone's on-screen battery gauge is shaped like a battery that no cell phone uses

    22376 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  32. YSK that if you want to break up a fight, yell "They're calling the police" instead of "I'm calling to police"

    22375 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  33. Army

    22374 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  34. A structural collapse of the Sanford Dam is imminent. All residents along lake and river evacuate immediately.

    22355 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  35. Muscle Memory

    22351 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  36. 1 year ago today I drunkenly stumbled upon the coolest dog that ever lived.

    22346 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  37. Flag of losers

    22335 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  38. Off to russia

    22317 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  39. Snow beauty ❄️

    22315 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  40. Chad Freedom

    22312 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  41. This is Minneapolis. Autozone, Target, numerous businesses looted and burned down. An affordable housing complex was burned to the ground.

    22302 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  42. Almost the same

    22299 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  43. TFW you are chugging a 40 on a bike as a bunch of cops roll by

    22293 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  44. Saw this on the side of my almond butter today. Justin will be fine when the bees come.

    22282 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  45. TIL that the women who work in the garment recycling industry in India have a theory that because of a water shortage in the West, it must be cheaper to buy new clothes than to wash them. This explains why so many clothes are discarded barely worn. (Link fixed)

    22278 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  46. blursed_observational_research

    22266 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  47. Ninja kitty warrior

    22244 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  48. A nice wren couple moved into a hiking boot in my parents' garage, and today their family grew by 5!

    22241 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  49. Autobots roll out

    22230 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  50. TIL that in 1958 a technician was working on a plutonium compound that went super critical giving him a lethal dose in 200 micro seconds, his colleges found him outside in the snow screaming "I'm burning up! I'm burning up!".

    22230 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  51. Tennessee congressional candidate brutally murders his incumbent opponent

    22223 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  52. Move, son! Or you will become a roadkill

    22218 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  53. 🦀🦀BAD LUCK IS GONE🦀🦀

    22212 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  54. My girlfriend (24F) has a choice between me (25M) or her family and I don't know how to tell her

    22204 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  55. TIL the Black Death was personified by an old woman carrying a rake and a broom. If she used the rake, some would survive in between the teeth of the rake. If she used the broom the whole population of an area would die

    22198 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  56. Time Zones

    22191 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  57. To make a cool product

    22189 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  58. Kentucky Woman Cuts Hole In Mask Because “It Makes It A Lot Easier To Breathe”

    22169 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  59. Falcon 9 closeup

    22167 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  60. 🔥 unbelievably cute wild boar piglet

    22163 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  61. These flowers that are almost too vibrant to be real

    22158 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  62. Adobe slaps you with an early cancellation fee after never making it clear at any point that there was a commitment. (This plan is specifically for students.)

    22157 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  63. TRANSLATION: In Malta, once the vaccine for COVID-19 is found, it will be given for free to everyone.

    22156 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  64. Don't put your dick in this piece of shit cause he's trying to get this video taken off the internet

    22149 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  65. This tree looks like a dragon coming out of the ground

    22146 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  66. Good Bird helps human open package

    22143 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  67. The small details they put into this game baffles me sometimes. Great job, Nintendo.

    22132 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  68. Finn should have been the hero of the Sequel Trilogy, not Rey.

    22118 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  69. Why test for a condition that might change?

    22109 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  70. the dream came true

    22106 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  71. BEST DAD EVER!

    22105 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  72. Cursed_Angel

    22087 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  73. Some people are just born idiots.

    22087 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  74. The term "survivor" means nothing anymore.

    22076 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  75. HMFT after I get clocked

    22069 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  76. Trump's routing number revealed as press secretary announces he's donating quarterly salary to HHS: report

    22069 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  77. people shouldn't get offended when you tell them you dont wants kids at your wedding

    22054 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  78. This kid is too adorable

    22051 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  79. I used two telescopes to capture this image of the first quarter moon last night [OC]

    22047 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  80. Trump campaign has not returned illegal donation from foreign national, FEC records show

    22039 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  81. Be living

    22029 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  82. r/humansbeingbros Starterpack

    22026 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  83. Tachi Fried Egg

    22013 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  84. Playing is wholesome

    22011 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  85. “I’m middle class but live beyond my means”

    22008 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  86. Me_irl

    22005 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  87. At least dad approved

    22004 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  88. What gender is the majority in each county [OC]

    22003 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  89. Scientists:Time travel is impossible. This Dude:hold my beer

    21999 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  90. Timothy Olyphant Joins 'The Mandalorian'

    21986 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  91. I quarantine-graduated alone at work today after 7 years of undergrad working full time. So proud!

    21975 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  92. Cyclist fucks with busdriver. When the busdriver hits the cyclist he gets mad like he did nothing

    21965 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  93. That’s a little scary

    21962 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  94. And the Oscar goes to.......

    21960 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  95. ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎

    21960 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  96. TIL Computer hacker Kevin Mitnick was forced to spend 8 months of his prison sentence in solitary confinement because officials believed he could use a payphone to start nuclear war by whistling to NORAD modems.

    21932 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  97. Had to be done

    21930 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  98. Biden is running an unprecedented campaign

    21913 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  99. The moment of revelation that “we really talk like that?” I legit could not stop laughing at the rest of the video!

    21904 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  100. That’s why they call...

    21901 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020