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  1. In 'Pirates of Carribbean' Jack Sparrow says: 'You've clearly never been to Singapore.', implying that he has. How likely is it that a Carribbean career pirate from the golden age of piracy would travel to South East Asia?

    8118 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  2. You can make your hair grow at any length and change to any hair type.

    8110 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  3. Last week I hit three years clean from heroin and graduated nursing school. Today I accepted my first job as a Registered Nurse.

    8106 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  4. Bulgarian police use pepper spray on protestors in front of the parliament. They forget to take the wind into account. LOL

    8100 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  5. Wife’s girlfriend retracted my son’s foreskin and it got infected; my wife didn’t take him to the doctor and I found out only after witnessing his infection myself

    8088 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  6. Game of Zones Season 7 Episode 3

    8088 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  7. Talent like this needs spotlight! Courtesy: @willsmith

    8086 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  8. Time lapse making of my latest space gif

    8079 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  9. I Don't Feel Like a God-Slaying Badass Anymore

    8065 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  10. ELI5: How does some tonic water have 33g of sugar per bottle, and yet it tastes like bitter bubbly water?

    8063 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  11. meow

    8052 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  12. Mark Cuban: When we can all test like the White House does, I’ll bring the Mavericks back

    8049 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  13. Men who have Masturbated on camera while skipping through people on Omegle... Why? What was the thought process behind it?

    8036 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  14. Why have men’s underwear manufactures removed the dick flap?

    8013 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  15. Ahhh my ribs

    8007 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  16. You always hear tips for how men should embrace their feminine side and not be ashamed, but what are some masculine things women should embrace more?

    8004 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  17. 23F Please bully me into stop neglecting myself during quarantine thanks!!!

    8001 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  18. YSK that when trying to help someone, you should be specific and ask what they need help with instead of asking if they need help.

    7995 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  19. I know the reason why Bungie refuses to matchmake nine people for the seraph towers event

    7995 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  20. A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.

    7994 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  21. Entitled Neighborhood Parents Hold COVID Birthday Party in OUR YARD!!!!

    7992 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  22. The voice of Super Mario from Nintendo

    7987 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  23. Imagine a mask making you this mad

    7974 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  24. What Great and Exciting Things People Will be Doing With PC's...

    7968 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  25. Barack Obama will headline televised prime-time commencement

    7954 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  26. I just got hit in the face by a stick and now I want to stop smoking

    7953 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  27. Just made this for my fellow gamers

    7952 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  28. Alert Mode = 1000

    7949 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  29. My bf is refusing to have sex with me because I look really young

    7945 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  30. Blursed Execution

    7932 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  31. Elon Musk on Twitter "Tesla stock price is too high imo"

    7925 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  32. Mario Odyssey is simply charming and a lovely 3D platformer for any skill level

    7921 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  33. Why I’m sexually interested in Pickle Rick and why you probably should be too.

    7918 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  34. The fact that I can't uninstaII facebook

    7911 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  35. TIFU by not opening a gift for years

    7907 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  36. You can get fit by trying to do 3 pushups right now.

    7904 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  37. Pigs in Downtown spray mace for no reason

    7894 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  38. Just happened in San Diego at the Plaza Bonita Mall. Many jewelry stores and electronic stores were attacked Throughout the city under the guise of George Floyd.

    7885 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  39. The SpaceX Dragons crew's spacesuit looks like its from a scifi movie

    7873 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  40. A 23y/o woman was murdered by a guy who was obsessed with her. / Portugal

    7864 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  41. [OC] I "doodled" a short Eevee animation

    7850 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  42. Still to this day my greatest achievement.

    7849 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  43. Oil rig worker ”throwing the chain” (a dangerous method of connecting the drill pipes)

    7842 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  44. Am i doing this right?

    7840 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  45. Or just reduce it to 2 seconds to farm more glory later

    7816 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  46. How to freak out your mom in 30 seconds or less

    7815 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  47. Teachers of Reddit when did you realise a kid was gifted?

    7806 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  48. WCGW if i act like a spoiled trust fund kid on someone’s boat

    7787 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  49. Scummy Craglist seller didn't show up to our meetup and ghosted me. Wasted my time and made me drive for nothing. So the next day, I used a fake burner email, pretended to be an interested buyer, and tricked them into driving to the other side of town to where I didn't show up.

    7754 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  50. I received my very first gift from a crow today! I’m so freaking jazzed right now.

    7753 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  51. pulling honey flavored candy

    7740 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  52. Of all the gas stations to rob you had to pick the one whose clerk is a 5 time Sri Lankan MMA champ.

    7731 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  53. classic Mr.Bean

    7728 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  54. Norway is mesmerizing.

    7717 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  55. r/XboxOne undergoes Ragnarok when newly announced Assassin's Creed Valhalla includes a Collector's Edition statue of the female main character

    7712 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  56. Not sure if this fits here.

    7706 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  57. What is something that seems normal to others but pisses you off?

    7701 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  58. LPT: In order to help teach kids how to clean in more detail rather than just ‘straightening up’ clutter, hide money in obscure places.

    7695 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  59. Getting second hand embarrassment on this one

    7691 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  60. Great Kick!

    7690 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  61. So happy with my new face! I can’t wait to see how else my body will change through my journey

    7688 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  62. Cum Balloon

    7683 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  63. Reddit y'all messed up bringing me on here lol - bout to burn this bitch to the ground... Hibachi in the house. AMA

    7683 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  64. How do I stop choking???

    7675 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  65. If Zac grows with health, Malphite grows with armor, what if Galio grew with magic resist?

    7673 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  66. Went for a 6 hour round Trek up to Stonehenge today, was the only person there exept for this dude and his mates. Not bad at all exept i am ginger and shoulda worn sunscreen

    7673 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  67. Epic gamer Mario kart

    7667 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  68. My sisters fiance is grateful for her childbirth experience.

    7665 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  69. Coronavirus - 0 confirmed + 0 probable - 04/05

    7664 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  70. I’m sick and tired of people glorifying criminals who make music.

    7664 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  71. LeBron & Dwyane Wade mocking Dirk for having the flu in Game 4 of the 2011 Finals and then losing 3 straight.

    7656 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  72. Sunsetting was handled better in D1 vs. D2 (visualization included).

    7654 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  73. Facemasks are apparently scarier than Covid-19

    7649 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  74. I fucking hate how companies make you submit a resume, and then individually input every detail on your resume manually.

    7636 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  75. ‘You cannot fan the flames and condemn the fire’: Kentucky governor blames GOP for protest with hanging effigy

    7627 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  76. Relocation of mushroom peoples, me, watercolor and ink, 2020

    7614 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  77. Nope, not touching it!

    7607 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  78. John Oliver Launches Branded 'Last Week Tonight' Stamps to Support U.S. Postal Service

    7606 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  79. Ive been allergic my whole life to cats. Ive finally built up enough of an immunity through injections. Reddit, please welcome my first rescue kitty, Legolas.

    7605 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  80. A new contender has appeared

    7601 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  81. How long is Jonathan Joestar's cock

    7583 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  82. Free hugs!

    7580 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  83. I wonder how warm it is in that costume?

    7577 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  84. I found a disturbing yoga stream. If I stop watching, I can't save her.

    7576 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  85. ILPT: How to shoplift effectively, as told by a checkout guy

    7566 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  86. Just because I feel uncomfortable when a 5 year old wears a t shirt saying 'daddy's little slut' doesn't mean I'm sexualizing kids.

    7551 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  87. Boyfriend saw me pee with a tampon in for the first time.

    7550 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  88. [OC] Epic Boss Battle to wrap up a 2-year campaign arc

    7545 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  89. That Leon guy scammed me...

    7537 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  90. I'm part of the class of 2020, stop feeling bad for me

    7535 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  91. The protests in America are SO much more than "My right to have a haircut."

    7530 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  92. Angry TTVer "hunts" me for 5 minutes, he finally caught up to me but ..

    7523 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  93. Don’t believe my allergies? I’ll behave and let you deal with the consequences

    7522 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  94. Millions of baby boomers are getting caught in the country’s broken retirement system

    7517 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  95. YSK: Health insurance companies are similar to the police, whatever you say can and will be used against you. Don’t offer them any information about your health condition.

    7506 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  96. Happy Update: I washed my daughter's phone

    7506 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  97. Russian ballerina Maria Khoreva demonstrates a minute long, 360° pointe technique.

    7502 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  98. Local conservative politician (an attorney) attends state capitol anti-closure protest, gets stressed out by backlash from her liberal constituency, deals with it by shoplifting because she claims she cannot afford both groceries and insulin.

    7493 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  99. Employees at an escape-room, what was the weirdest things you've wittnessed through the cameras?

    7493 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  100. 40 Years of Data Confirm Hurricanes Are Getting Stronger on global and regional levels, which is consistent with expectations of how hurricanes respond to a warming world. The likelihood of a hurricane developing into a category 3 storm or greater has increased by about 8 % every decade since 1979.

    7486 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020