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Reddit (May 2020)
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In 'Pirates of Carribbean' Jack Sparrow says: 'You've clearly never been to Singapore.', implying that he has. How likely is it that a Carribbean career pirate from the golden age of piracy would travel to South East Asia?
8118 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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You can make your hair grow at any length and change to any hair type.
8110 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Last week I hit three years clean from heroin and graduated nursing school. Today I accepted my first job as a Registered Nurse.
8106 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Bulgarian police use pepper spray on protestors in front of the parliament. They forget to take the wind into account. LOL
8100 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Wife’s girlfriend retracted my son’s foreskin and it got infected; my wife didn’t take him to the doctor and I found out only after witnessing his infection myself
8088 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Game of Zones Season 7 Episode 3
8088 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Talent like this needs spotlight! Courtesy: @willsmith
8086 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Time lapse making of my latest space gif
8079 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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I Don't Feel Like a God-Slaying Badass Anymore
8065 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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ELI5: How does some tonic water have 33g of sugar per bottle, and yet it tastes like bitter bubbly water?
8063 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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meow
8052 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Mark Cuban: When we can all test like the White House does, I’ll bring the Mavericks back
8049 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
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Men who have Masturbated on camera while skipping through people on Omegle... Why? What was the thought process behind it?
8036 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Why have men’s underwear manufactures removed the dick flap?
8013 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Ahhh my ribs
8007 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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You always hear tips for how men should embrace their feminine side and not be ashamed, but what are some masculine things women should embrace more?
8004 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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23F Please bully me into stop neglecting myself during quarantine thanks!!!
8001 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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YSK that when trying to help someone, you should be specific and ask what they need help with instead of asking if they need help.
7995 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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I know the reason why Bungie refuses to matchmake nine people for the seraph towers event
7995 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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A single red droplet ran from the corner of her eye, and landed silently on her funeral gown.
7994 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Entitled Neighborhood Parents Hold COVID Birthday Party in OUR YARD!!!!
7992 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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The voice of Super Mario from Nintendo
7987 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Imagine a mask making you this mad
7974 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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What Great and Exciting Things People Will be Doing With PC's...
7968 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Barack Obama will headline televised prime-time commencement
7954 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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I just got hit in the face by a stick and now I want to stop smoking
7953 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Just made this for my fellow gamers
7952 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Alert Mode = 1000
7949 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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My bf is refusing to have sex with me because I look really young
7945 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Blursed Execution
7932 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Elon Musk on Twitter "Tesla stock price is too high imo"
7925 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Mario Odyssey is simply charming and a lovely 3D platformer for any skill level
7921 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Why I’m sexually interested in Pickle Rick and why you probably should be too.
7918 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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The fact that I can't uninstaII facebook
7911 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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TIFU by not opening a gift for years
7907 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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You can get fit by trying to do 3 pushups right now.
7904 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Pigs in Downtown spray mace for no reason
7894 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Just happened in San Diego at the Plaza Bonita Mall. Many jewelry stores and electronic stores were attacked Throughout the city under the guise of George Floyd.
7885 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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The SpaceX Dragons crew's spacesuit looks like its from a scifi movie
7873 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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A 23y/o woman was murdered by a guy who was obsessed with her. / Portugal
7864 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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[OC] I "doodled" a short Eevee animation
7850 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Still to this day my greatest achievement.
7849 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Oil rig worker ”throwing the chain” (a dangerous method of connecting the drill pipes)
7842 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Am i doing this right?
7840 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Or just reduce it to 2 seconds to farm more glory later
7816 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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How to freak out your mom in 30 seconds or less
7815 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Teachers of Reddit when did you realise a kid was gifted?
7806 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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WCGW if i act like a spoiled trust fund kid on someone’s boat
7787 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Scummy Craglist seller didn't show up to our meetup and ghosted me. Wasted my time and made me drive for nothing. So the next day, I used a fake burner email, pretended to be an interested buyer, and tricked them into driving to the other side of town to where I didn't show up.
7754 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I received my very first gift from a crow today! I’m so freaking jazzed right now.
7753 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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pulling honey flavored candy
7740 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Of all the gas stations to rob you had to pick the one whose clerk is a 5 time Sri Lankan MMA champ.
7731 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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classic Mr.Bean
7728 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Norway is mesmerizing.
7717 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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r/XboxOne undergoes Ragnarok when newly announced Assassin's Creed Valhalla includes a Collector's Edition statue of the female main character
7712 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Not sure if this fits here.
7706 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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What is something that seems normal to others but pisses you off?
7701 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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LPT: In order to help teach kids how to clean in more detail rather than just ‘straightening up’ clutter, hide money in obscure places.
7695 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Getting second hand embarrassment on this one
7691 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Great Kick!
7690 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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So happy with my new face! I can’t wait to see how else my body will change through my journey
7688 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Cum Balloon
7683 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Reddit y'all messed up bringing me on here lol - bout to burn this bitch to the ground... Hibachi in the house. AMA
7683 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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How do I stop choking???
7675 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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If Zac grows with health, Malphite grows with armor, what if Galio grew with magic resist?
7673 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Went for a 6 hour round Trek up to Stonehenge today, was the only person there exept for this dude and his mates. Not bad at all exept i am ginger and shoulda worn sunscreen
7673 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Epic gamer Mario kart
7667 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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My sisters fiance is grateful for her childbirth experience.
7665 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Coronavirus - 0 confirmed + 0 probable - 04/05
7664 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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I’m sick and tired of people glorifying criminals who make music.
7664 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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LeBron & Dwyane Wade mocking Dirk for having the flu in Game 4 of the 2011 Finals and then losing 3 straight.
7656 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Sunsetting was handled better in D1 vs. D2 (visualization included).
7654 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Facemasks are apparently scarier than Covid-19
7649 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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I fucking hate how companies make you submit a resume, and then individually input every detail on your resume manually.
7636 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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‘You cannot fan the flames and condemn the fire’: Kentucky governor blames GOP for protest with hanging effigy
7627 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Relocation of mushroom peoples, me, watercolor and ink, 2020
7614 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Nope, not touching it!
7607 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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John Oliver Launches Branded 'Last Week Tonight' Stamps to Support U.S. Postal Service
7606 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Ive been allergic my whole life to cats. Ive finally built up enough of an immunity through injections. Reddit, please welcome my first rescue kitty, Legolas.
7605 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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A new contender has appeared
7601 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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How long is Jonathan Joestar's cock
7583 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Free hugs!
7580 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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I wonder how warm it is in that costume?
7577 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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I found a disturbing yoga stream. If I stop watching, I can't save her.
7576 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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ILPT: How to shoplift effectively, as told by a checkout guy
7566 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Just because I feel uncomfortable when a 5 year old wears a t shirt saying 'daddy's little slut' doesn't mean I'm sexualizing kids.
7551 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Boyfriend saw me pee with a tampon in for the first time.
7550 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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[OC] Epic Boss Battle to wrap up a 2-year campaign arc
7545 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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That Leon guy scammed me...
7537 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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I'm part of the class of 2020, stop feeling bad for me
7535 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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The protests in America are SO much more than "My right to have a haircut."
7530 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Angry TTVer "hunts" me for 5 minutes, he finally caught up to me but ..
7523 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Don’t believe my allergies? I’ll behave and let you deal with the consequences
7522 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Millions of baby boomers are getting caught in the country’s broken retirement system
7517 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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YSK: Health insurance companies are similar to the police, whatever you say can and will be used against you. Don’t offer them any information about your health condition.
7506 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Happy Update: I washed my daughter's phone
7506 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Russian ballerina Maria Khoreva demonstrates a minute long, 360° pointe technique.
7502 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Local conservative politician (an attorney) attends state capitol anti-closure protest, gets stressed out by backlash from her liberal constituency, deals with it by shoplifting because she claims she cannot afford both groceries and insulin.
7493 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Employees at an escape-room, what was the weirdest things you've wittnessed through the cameras?
7493 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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40 Years of Data Confirm Hurricanes Are Getting Stronger on global and regional levels, which is consistent with expectations of how hurricanes respond to a warming world. The likelihood of a hurricane developing into a category 3 storm or greater has increased by about 8 % every decade since 1979.
7486 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020