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Reddit (May 2020)
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Biden Says Ocasio-Cortez to Be on Policy Panel: Campaign Update
19793 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
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What is the dumbest porn logic that you have ever seen?
19786 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
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Posts on Reddit that are against site rules tricking people into thinking this is how Google Images works.
19755 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Gender-bend Spider-Man cosplay
19753 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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When it’s marginally chilly, my fingers lose circulation. This time they color blocked.
19737 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Call the coroner.
19732 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas from DoorDash for $16
19727 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Waffle House shooter was told to wear a mask, Colorado police say
19721 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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r/chonkers is a horrible sub
19704 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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hello I’m Gunner, I love reflections, shadows, and butterflies - hope that everyone else is having a fabulous weekend !
19699 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Same place same time, different months
19698 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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In The Big Short (2015), there's a shot of a man standing near the front door talking on the phone. It's the real Michael Burry (portrayed by Christian Bale in the film), the investor who predicted the 2008 housing market crash.
19688 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Thanks.
19658 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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Happy birthday Emilk
19658 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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The Lebron
19655 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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TIL after being called out on local TV, 2 porch pirates caught on camera returned a package of replica WWE belts (belonging to a 5-yr-old autistic boy with a brain tumor) with a note that read: “After seeing ourselves looking like low lives on the news, we have both decided to get clean and sober.”
19654 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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This 103-year-old lady just beat COVID-19 and celebrated her victory with a Bud Light
19649 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Now you know how the teachers feel...
19646 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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My COVID-19 project, am happy with the results
19639 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Double head injuries
19639 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Happy Mother's day 🥰
19638 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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So my dog just got out of heart surgery. The Vet sent us this when she woke up.
19635 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Dwight Rock n Roll
19600 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Whoa roasted
19599 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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He asked a blind classmate to prom with chocolates layed out in braille
19599 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Stand-by for redeployment
19596 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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He is the real MVP!
19594 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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First Trailer for Coming-of-Age Comedy-Drama 'Yes, God, Yes' - Starring Natalia Dyer - After an innocent AOL chat turns racy, a Catholic teenager in the early 00s discovers masturbating and struggles to suppress her new urges in the face of eternal damnation.
19587 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Why does a game like GTA 5, which is rated 18+, still censor profanity in its in-game messaging system?
19583 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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You all saw that post right
19576 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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WHO backs away from ban on live wildlife markets, prompting warnings over emergence of new coronaviruses
19572 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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My (47M) son's (24M) wife (23F) says he raped her. He has a different story.
19571 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Making people feel good makes me feel good(:
19553 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Some child with cancer is about to have a FABULOUS head of curly hair!
19550 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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I had 16 clear stitches on my eyeball from a cornea transplant when this pic was taken and the way the light hits it you can see each one.
19548 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Vanguards needs to ask permission to disable a program instead of disabling it silently itself.
19541 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Bored during quarantine
19502 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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My Nana lookin’ fly per usual, 1974.
19483 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Does anyone else feel like they're just an observer and not an active participant in life?
19470 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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US critics of stay-at-home orders tied to fossil fuel funding
19463 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant
19459 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Lakers Shaq destroying defenders
19452 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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I think I did a ok job
19438 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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idk if u guys will be amazed by this view, but I was ( Gramado,🇧🇷)
19417 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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It's a great time to be a fan of Dah Wahs
19417 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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I can get behind building this wall.
19391 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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Lynx Mom And Kittens Pay a Visit.
19355 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse
19334 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Hand drew 550 frames over 20 hours to complete my iso project. This is America - Childish Gambino
19329 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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True
19326 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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And that just makes it better
19324 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Me_irl
19323 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Windows scared me with this lock screen.
19318 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Elvira, in all her glory, mid 1980s
19316 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Neighbors
19312 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Just cuz I go to the bathroom doesn't mean you can't have fun!
19306 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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That Decking Is Awesome!
19303 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Photojournalist and author Linda Tirado blinded in Minneapolis protests
19295 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Don't know if it's a rare insult or compliment
19292 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Greasy yob takes up the road then tosses bottle at approaching car. What could go wrong?
19291 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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I'm 33 years old, healthy. I'm a runner, never had asthma, never smoked a cigarette. And I still at this point am not fully recovered. I have lingering pneumonia.
19277 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Me at age 4......the epitome of the 1970's
19274 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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This highly impressive pancake art
19267 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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I don't know why no one is talking about this... but a woman who was raped at her orientation by a manager is suing Indeed. She reported it to them 3 years ago and they told her, in writing, that "it was likely the result of her own previous behavior"
19263 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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The scariest fucking thing is hearing a crunch when eating something that doesn't crunch
19261 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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I'm even greater than i tought i am!
19244 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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final destination
19242 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Men should be able to take a women’s last name when getting married and not get looked at weird for it
19229 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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I found out that my bf posted a video online of him fingering me while I’m asleep
19219 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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TIL A squirrel can survive a fall from practically any height because they reach terminal velocity at a very low elevation and their bodies act like little parachutes.
19213 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Cate Blanchett Officially Signs on to Play Lilith in Eli Roth’s ‘Borderlands’ Movie
19209 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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YSK if you're using a mask with glasses, applying a few drops of dish soap to the inside of your lens and rubbing with a cloth, will keep you fog free for 7 hours ish.
19209 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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The sex offender registry should only be for people for individuals who pose a risk to the safety of others. Not some 16 year old who sent a dick pic!
19207 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Sounds about right
19196 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Quite the bio she's got there
19195 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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What's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?
19192 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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cabinet fell off the wall while I was out. handmade dishes I've collected from little shops and farmers markets over the years, now shattered. I guess it's fine i don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.
19187 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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A helping hand indeed.
19174 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Reporter who contradicted Mike Pence's wife on face mask dispute banned from future trips
19167 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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No matter how old, you're always a kid to your father.
19163 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Elon has lost a lot from this one tweet, but murder sticks around.
19155 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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stop referring to your kid as a 24 month old instead of a 2 year old
19143 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Protesters smash cop car windows in the wake of the George Floyd murder
19129 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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🔥 this photogenic little elephant
19121 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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This dog’s life is beyond better than mine
19117 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Ouch ouch ouch
19116 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Black is Beautiful
19114 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Studio tells journalists to keep getting closer to police line. Policeman uses them to sight in his paintball gun.
19112 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Friends can be made anywhere
19112 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Michigan AG: Trump 'is a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules'
19108 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Thought I was having a panic attack. Tried to calm down but it didn’t work. Realized I was having a stroke. Went to the hospital during a pandemic 100% convinced I was dying. It was a panic attack. :\
19084 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Morons beating on cars get handled
19065 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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TIL that the Winnie-the-Pooh media franchise has generated more revenue ($76bil) than Marvel Cinematic Universe ($35bil) and Harry Potter ($32bil) combined.
19060 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Bangs the red buttons UwU
19060 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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I raise “Kylo Fem” with my “Anakim”
19056 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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Say what? [audio]
19056 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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My quarantine kitchen remodel.
19052 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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When you know there's more than your character sees
19047 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Study: Elderly Trump voters dying of coronavirus could cost him in November
19046 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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A great drunk driver
19040 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020