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  1. Biden Says Ocasio-Cortez to Be on Policy Panel: Campaign Update

    19793 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  2. What is the dumbest porn logic that you have ever seen?

    19786 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  3. Posts on Reddit that are against site rules tricking people into thinking this is how Google Images works.

    19755 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  4. Gender-bend Spider-Man cosplay

    19753 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  5. When it’s marginally chilly, my fingers lose circulation. This time they color blocked.

    19737 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  6. Call the coroner.

    19732 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  7. A pizzeria owner made money buying his own $24 pizzas from DoorDash for $16

    19727 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  8. Waffle House shooter was told to wear a mask, Colorado police say

    19721 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  9. r/chonkers is a horrible sub

    19704 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  10. hello I’m Gunner, I love reflections, shadows, and butterflies - hope that everyone else is having a fabulous weekend !

    19699 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  11. Same place same time, different months

    19698 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  12. In The Big Short (2015), there's a shot of a man standing near the front door talking on the phone. It's the real Michael Burry (portrayed by Christian Bale in the film), the investor who predicted the 2008 housing market crash.

    19688 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  13. Thanks.

    19658 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  14. Happy birthday Emilk

    19658 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  15. The Lebron

    19655 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  16. TIL after being called out on local TV, 2 porch pirates caught on camera returned a package of replica WWE belts (belonging to a 5-yr-old autistic boy with a brain tumor) with a note that read: “After seeing ourselves looking like low lives on the news, we have both decided to get clean and sober.”

    19654 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  17. This 103-year-old lady just beat COVID-19 and celebrated her victory with a Bud Light

    19649 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  18. Now you know how the teachers feel...

    19646 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  19. My COVID-19 project, am happy with the results

    19639 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  20. Double head injuries

    19639 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  21. Happy Mother's day 🥰

    19638 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  22. So my dog just got out of heart surgery. The Vet sent us this when she woke up.

    19635 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  23. Dwight Rock n Roll

    19600 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  24. Whoa roasted

    19599 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  25. He asked a blind classmate to prom with chocolates layed out in braille

    19599 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  26. Stand-by for redeployment

    19596 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  27. He is the real MVP!

    19594 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  28. First Trailer for Coming-of-Age Comedy-Drama 'Yes, God, Yes' - Starring Natalia Dyer - After an innocent AOL chat turns racy, a Catholic teenager in the early 00s discovers masturbating and struggles to suppress her new urges in the face of eternal damnation.

    19587 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  29. Why does a game like GTA 5, which is rated 18+, still censor profanity in its in-game messaging system?

    19583 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  30. You all saw that post right

    19576 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  31. WHO backs away from ban on live wildlife markets, prompting warnings over emergence of new coronaviruses

    19572 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  32. My (47M) son's (24M) wife (23F) says he raped her. He has a different story.

    19571 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  33. Making people feel good makes me feel good(:

    19553 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  34. Some child with cancer is about to have a FABULOUS head of curly hair!

    19550 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  35. I had 16 clear stitches on my eyeball from a cornea transplant when this pic was taken and the way the light hits it you can see each one.

    19548 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  36. Vanguards needs to ask permission to disable a program instead of disabling it silently itself.

    19541 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  37. Bored during quarantine

    19502 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  38. My Nana lookin’ fly per usual, 1974.

    19483 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  39. Does anyone else feel like they're just an observer and not an active participant in life?

    19470 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  40. US critics of stay-at-home orders tied to fossil fuel funding

    19463 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  41. The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant

    19459 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  42. Lakers Shaq destroying defenders

    19452 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  43. I think I did a ok job

    19438 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  44. idk if u guys will be amazed by this view, but I was ( Gramado,🇧🇷)

    19417 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  45. It's a great time to be a fan of Dah Wahs

    19417 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  46. I can get behind building this wall.

    19391 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  47. Lynx Mom And Kittens Pay a Visit.

    19355 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  48. Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

    19334 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  49. Hand drew 550 frames over 20 hours to complete my iso project. This is America - Childish Gambino

    19329 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  50. True

    19326 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  51. And that just makes it better

    19324 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  52. Me_irl

    19323 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  53. Windows scared me with this lock screen.

    19318 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  54. Elvira, in all her glory, mid 1980s

    19316 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  55. Neighbors

    19312 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  56. Just cuz I go to the bathroom doesn't mean you can't have fun!

    19306 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  57. That Decking Is Awesome!

    19303 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  58. Photojournalist and author Linda Tirado blinded in Minneapolis protests

    19295 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  59. Don't know if it's a rare insult or compliment

    19292 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  60. Greasy yob takes up the road then tosses bottle at approaching car. What could go wrong?

    19291 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  61. I'm 33 years old, healthy. I'm a runner, never had asthma, never smoked a cigarette. And I still at this point am not fully recovered. I have lingering pneumonia.

    19277 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  62. Me at age 4......the epitome of the 1970's

    19274 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  63. This highly impressive pancake art

    19267 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  64. I don't know why no one is talking about this... but a woman who was raped at her orientation by a manager is suing Indeed. She reported it to them 3 years ago and they told her, in writing, that "it was likely the result of her own previous behavior"

    19263 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  65. The scariest fucking thing is hearing a crunch when eating something that doesn't crunch

    19261 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  66. I'm even greater than i tought i am!

    19244 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  67. final destination

    19242 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  68. Men should be able to take a women’s last name when getting married and not get looked at weird for it

    19229 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  69. I found out that my bf posted a video online of him fingering me while I’m asleep

    19219 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  70. TIL A squirrel can survive a fall from practically any height because they reach terminal velocity at a very low elevation and their bodies act like little parachutes.

    19213 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  71. Cate Blanchett Officially Signs on to Play Lilith in Eli Roth’s ‘Borderlands’ Movie

    19209 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  72. YSK if you're using a mask with glasses, applying a few drops of dish soap to the inside of your lens and rubbing with a cloth, will keep you fog free for 7 hours ish.

    19209 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  73. The sex offender registry should only be for people for individuals who pose a risk to the safety of others. Not some 16 year old who sent a dick pic!

    19207 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  74. Sounds about right

    19196 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  75. Quite the bio she's got there

    19195 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  76. What's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?

    19192 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  77. cabinet fell off the wall while I was out. handmade dishes I've collected from little shops and farmers markets over the years, now shattered. I guess it's fine i don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.

    19187 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  78. A helping hand indeed.

    19174 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  79. Reporter who contradicted Mike Pence's wife on face mask dispute banned from future trips

    19167 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  80. No matter how old, you're always a kid to your father.

    19163 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  81. Elon has lost a lot from this one tweet, but murder sticks around.

    19155 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  82. stop referring to your kid as a 24 month old instead of a 2 year old

    19143 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  83. Protesters smash cop car windows in the wake of the George Floyd murder

    19129 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  84. 🔥 this photogenic little elephant

    19121 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  85. This dog’s life is beyond better than mine

    19117 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  86. Ouch ouch ouch

    19116 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  87. Black is Beautiful

    19114 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  88. Studio tells journalists to keep getting closer to police line. Policeman uses them to sight in his paintball gun.

    19112 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  89. Friends can be made anywhere

    19112 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  90. Michigan AG: Trump 'is a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules'

    19108 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  91. Thought I was having a panic attack. Tried to calm down but it didn’t work. Realized I was having a stroke. Went to the hospital during a pandemic 100% convinced I was dying. It was a panic attack. :\

    19084 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  92. Morons beating on cars get handled

    19065 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  93. TIL that the Winnie-the-Pooh media franchise has generated more revenue ($76bil) than Marvel Cinematic Universe ($35bil) and Harry Potter ($32bil) combined.

    19060 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  94. Bangs the red buttons UwU

    19060 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  95. I raise “Kylo Fem” with my “Anakim”

    19056 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  96. Say what? [audio]

    19056 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  97. My quarantine kitchen remodel.

    19052 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  98. When you know there's more than your character sees

    19047 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  99. Study: Elderly Trump voters dying of coronavirus could cost him in November

    19046 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  100. A great drunk driver

    19040 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020