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Reddit (May 2020)
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Don’t bother
33550 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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Sounds like it’s playing on that wall of speakers
33539 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Grounding your parents
33538 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Di Maria's wife "I begged Angel, any place but England. And 1 year later we were in Manchester, a shithole"
33535 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Some upgrades are too powerful...
33526 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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Does anyone else "save" their better clothes for when they actually go out and wear older/shabbier clothes at home (even if it's just better and worse t-shirts)?
33505 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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I saw the tensegrity table someone made and posted on here, so I built a chair with the same concept.
33494 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Expressing their privileges
33491 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Came across my grandpa’s Purple Heart from WWII today
33491 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Federal judge rules Illinois’ stay-at-home order constitutional
33487 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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LPT: When visiting a city as a tourist, you should never give attention to random people stopping you.
33481 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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'Precious' footage from 1935 of last-known Tasmanian tiger released
33476 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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When you had enough of Karen and her friends!
33473 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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The shipping wars are starting to heat up
33466 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Those eyes (magical)
33459 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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UPDATE I [32\m] overheard my girlfriend [32\f] tell her sister [27\f] that she is "dating down" being with me because she makes more money than me... and is "surprised that I don't have roommates" I make 135k a year she makes 205k.
33431 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Narcissism is not a medically qualifying condition for going maskless
33431 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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These funny 6ft circles at a local restaurant.
33413 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Who bailed it better?
33407 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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TIFU by calling my wife ugly for months
33390 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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cringeworthy situation, well said insult
33373 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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My Chinese food came with a chopstick/fork combo
33358 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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This one hurts a bit
33354 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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wing too big
33346 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Even if this was a joke, just why??....
33346 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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With every update
33333 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Today I sharpened my favorite kitchen knive and I‘m very satisfied with the result.
33311 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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All U.S. counties with In-N-Out Burger as of May 2020 [OC]
33299 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Ahmaud Arbery protesters demand the resignation of 2 local prosecutors
33291 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Realistic sand sculpture
33288 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Venezuela claims to have captured two Americans involved in failed invasion
33281 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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When you skip the tutorial
33279 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Student: Can I borrow a pencil?
33266 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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An applause for the hollywood doggos
33253 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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me_irl
33247 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Oh god, this is a new low
33230 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020
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Ex-Military man stops a robbery
33219 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Woman in wheelchair who armed herself with a knife to defend her local Target from looters in Minneapolis shockingly wins a stupid prize
33214 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Ppl be tellin on themselves
33202 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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CB at Wally World thinks they deserve a discount because the kayak got wet
33175 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Newly discovered just outside of Verona, what could be this year's biggest discovery - an almost entirely intact Roman mosaic villa floor!
33171 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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You’ve been warned, Marty.
33166 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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New kitten fell asleep in my wife's hands while she was playing
33165 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Tell Me How This Is Not Terrorism | People with firearms forced the civil government of the state of Michigan to shut itself down.
33152 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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My ex gf named Karen, who is a black belt in karate, got wasted with her 2 friends last Saturday night. She hit me in the head with a frying pan and the 3 of them assaulted me. She was arrested and given a felony. Now she's on social media playing the victim.
33140 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Making Gnocchi Pasta with a grooved board
33136 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Our (no longer) new neighbor decided to steal a package from our neighbors. Before you ask, yes she was reported.
33135 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
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Imagine an Animal Crossing Direct where they announce the quality-of-life features we actually want
33126 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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🔥 COVID19 lockdown has cleaned the air over Nepal, So much so that for the first time in many years, Mt. Everest can be seen again from Kathmandu Valley (200km away) 🔥
33088 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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its always at the worst time
33086 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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🔥 A baby seal checking out a wildlife photographer 🔥
33075 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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The hand-to-hand combat is going to be lit
33057 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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U guys make a little tournament about guessing how much this guy paid the mods? I would say 500 bucks. What's ur guess?
33018 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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'We've been muzzled': CDC sources say White House putting politics ahead of science
33012 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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White people fuck
33010 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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that one bro that's there for you
33008 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Handsome boy grew into his bowtie
33001 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says you can't just "believe women" until it inconveniences you politically
32993 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Banging the bus window
32990 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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🔥 A hedgehog passing through a herd of alpacas 🔥
32982 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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CNN reporter was just arrested while reporting live from Minneapolis, without giving any reason
32975 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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We've been working on this Minecraft City since 2011. This is where we've gotten so far in our journey
32975 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020
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"The Scary Black Man" - Karen
32961 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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My 7 year old nephew was devastated when Bangle moved out of his island. So I made him a postcard "from Bangle" telling him she is now on tour being a mega superstar (Bangle has always wanted to be one). He was so happy, he said, 'It's from Animal Crossing? In real life?' It made me happy too :)
32960 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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Highest order burn
32955 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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My mom going to prom, 1991 and me going to prom, 2017
32953 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Even though the homes look great, no doubt
32951 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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ToDaY iS tHe OnLy DaY yOu CaN uPvOtE tHiS
32942 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Elderly lady showing us a trick
32907 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020
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Have to bring this monstrosity back
32903 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020
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Wcgw if a cat swats a bee
32892 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Blursed Power Rangers
32889 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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Elon trying to win back his reddit supporters
32841 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Feeding the homeless in Overtown , Miami
32829 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Trump says Biden 'has no idea what's happening' seconds before claiming AOC 'wants wind' that will kill 'all the birds'
32811 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Woman crashes ex boyfriend's wedding in her own dress
32792 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Know your worth.
32785 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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TIFU by googling the average dick size in front of my girlfriend
32756 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Yep.
32754 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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Ding ding ding we have a winner
32753 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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A new ad makes the case against Lindsey Graham with Graham doing all the talking
32745 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Y
32737 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Tangled is better then Frozen
32736 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Fez Was So Wholesome
32736 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Japan joins calls for probe into WHO's coronavirus response: The WHO has been accused by U.S. and allies of turning a blind eye while China withheld information.
32731 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020
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I made this animation using the clone command.
32723 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Driving intoxicated, what could go wrong?
32719 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Images of police using violence against peaceful protesters are going viral - Police responded to protests across the nation with excessive force.
32706 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Supernatural sobriety rocks!
32704 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Thank you for being my bestie
32703 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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For an experiment, my son as been wearing a different Manchester United top for two weeks. So far he's been spat at, verbally abused, and punched...
32697 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Dads tattoo's cause daughters cancer, from lack of green juices!
32693 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Watch out, we got a badass over here
32693 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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Yale professor blames Trump administration ‘monsters’ for thousands of COVID-19 deaths: This is ‘awfully close to genocide’ - 'What else do you call mass death by public policy?'
32687 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020
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Just a quick one in the fast food bathroom
32678 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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With zero rings left and against all odds, my 3 year old son has finally beaten the first level of Sonic Mania after many tries.
32678 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Lions pretend to be hurt when their cubs bite them to encourage them
32664 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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I've been looking forward to this
32652 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Launched our first game on Switch. Feels pretty real now! Wow
32639 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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SpaceX is preparing to launch its first people into orbit on Wednesday using a new Crew Dragon spaceship. NASA astronauts Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley will pilot the commercial mission, called Demo-2.
32633 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020