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Reddit (May 2020)

  1. Don’t bother

    33550 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  2. Sounds like it’s playing on that wall of speakers

    33539 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  3. Grounding your parents

    33538 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  4. Di Maria's wife "I begged Angel, any place but England. And 1 year later we were in Manchester, a shithole"

    33535 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  5. Some upgrades are too powerful...

    33526 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  6. Does anyone else "save" their better clothes for when they actually go out and wear older/shabbier clothes at home (even if it's just better and worse t-shirts)?

    33505 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  7. I saw the tensegrity table someone made and posted on here, so I built a chair with the same concept.

    33494 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  8. Expressing their privileges

    33491 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  9. Came across my grandpa’s Purple Heart from WWII today

    33491 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  10. Federal judge rules Illinois’ stay-at-home order constitutional

    33487 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  11. LPT: When visiting a city as a tourist, you should never give attention to random people stopping you.

    33481 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  12. 'Precious' footage from 1935 of last-known Tasmanian tiger released

    33476 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  13. When you had enough of Karen and her friends!

    33473 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  14. The shipping wars are starting to heat up

    33466 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  15. Those eyes (magical)

    33459 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  16. UPDATE I [32\m] overheard my girlfriend [32\f] tell her sister [27\f] that she is "dating down" being with me because she makes more money than me... and is "surprised that I don't have roommates" I make 135k a year she makes 205k.

    33431 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  17. Narcissism is not a medically qualifying condition for going maskless

    33431 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  18. These funny 6ft circles at a local restaurant.

    33413 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  19. Who bailed it better?

    33407 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  20. TIFU by calling my wife ugly for months

    33390 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  21. cringeworthy situation, well said insult

    33373 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  22. My Chinese food came with a chopstick/fork combo

    33358 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  23. This one hurts a bit

    33354 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  24. wing too big

    33346 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  25. Even if this was a joke, just why??....

    33346 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  26. With every update

    33333 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  27. Today I sharpened my favorite kitchen knive and I‘m very satisfied with the result.

    33311 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  28. All U.S. counties with In-N-Out Burger as of May 2020 [OC]

    33299 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  29. Ahmaud Arbery protesters demand the resignation of 2 local prosecutors

    33291 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  30. Realistic sand sculpture

    33288 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  31. Venezuela claims to have captured two Americans involved in failed invasion

    33281 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  32. When you skip the tutorial

    33279 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  33. Student: Can I borrow a pencil?

    33266 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  34. An applause for the hollywood doggos

    33253 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  35. me_irl

    33247 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  36. Oh god, this is a new low

    33230 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2020

  37. Ex-Military man stops a robbery

    33219 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  38. Woman in wheelchair who armed herself with a knife to defend her local Target from looters in Minneapolis shockingly wins a stupid prize

    33214 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  39. Ppl be tellin on themselves

    33202 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  40. CB at Wally World thinks they deserve a discount because the kayak got wet

    33175 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  41. Newly discovered just outside of Verona, what could be this year's biggest discovery - an almost entirely intact Roman mosaic villa floor!

    33171 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  42. You’ve been warned, Marty.

    33166 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  43. New kitten fell asleep in my wife's hands while she was playing

    33165 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  44. Tell Me How This Is Not Terrorism | People with firearms forced the civil government of the state of Michigan to shut itself down.

    33152 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  45. My ex gf named Karen, who is a black belt in karate, got wasted with her 2 friends last Saturday night. She hit me in the head with a frying pan and the 3 of them assaulted me. She was arrested and given a felony. Now she's on social media playing the victim.

    33140 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  46. Making Gnocchi Pasta with a grooved board

    33136 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  47. Our (no longer) new neighbor decided to steal a package from our neighbors. Before you ask, yes she was reported.

    33135 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  48. Imagine an Animal Crossing Direct where they announce the quality-of-life features we actually want

    33126 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  49. 🔥 COVID19 lockdown has cleaned the air over Nepal, So much so that for the first time in many years, Mt. Everest can be seen again from Kathmandu Valley (200km away) 🔥

    33088 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  50. its always at the worst time

    33086 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  51. 🔥 A baby seal checking out a wildlife photographer 🔥

    33075 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  52. The hand-to-hand combat is going to be lit

    33057 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  53. U guys make a little tournament about guessing how much this guy paid the mods? I would say 500 bucks. What's ur guess?

    33018 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  54. 'We've been muzzled': CDC sources say White House putting politics ahead of science

    33012 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  55. White people fuck

    33010 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  56. that one bro that's there for you

    33008 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  57. Handsome boy grew into his bowtie

    33001 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  58. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says you can't just "believe women" until it inconveniences you politically

    32993 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  59. Banging the bus window

    32990 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  60. 🔥 A hedgehog passing through a herd of alpacas 🔥

    32982 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  61. CNN reporter was just arrested while reporting live from Minneapolis, without giving any reason

    32975 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  62. We've been working on this Minecraft City since 2011. This is where we've gotten so far in our journey

    32975 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2020

  63. "The Scary Black Man" - Karen

    32961 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  64. My 7 year old nephew was devastated when Bangle moved out of his island. So I made him a postcard "from Bangle" telling him she is now on tour being a mega superstar (Bangle has always wanted to be one). He was so happy, he said, 'It's from Animal Crossing? In real life?' It made me happy too :)

    32960 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  65. Highest order burn

    32955 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  66. My mom going to prom, 1991 and me going to prom, 2017

    32953 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  67. Even though the homes look great, no doubt

    32951 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  68. ToDaY iS tHe OnLy DaY yOu CaN uPvOtE tHiS

    32942 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  69. Elderly lady showing us a trick

    32907 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2020

  70. Have to bring this monstrosity back

    32903 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2020

  71. Wcgw if a cat swats a bee

    32892 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  72. Blursed Power Rangers

    32889 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  73. Elon trying to win back his reddit supporters

    32841 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  74. Feeding the homeless in Overtown , Miami

    32829 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  75. Trump says Biden 'has no idea what's happening' seconds before claiming AOC 'wants wind' that will kill 'all the birds'

    32811 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  76. Woman crashes ex boyfriend's wedding in her own dress

    32792 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  77. Know your worth.

    32785 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  78. TIFU by googling the average dick size in front of my girlfriend

    32756 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  79. Yep.

    32754 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  80. Ding ding ding we have a winner

    32753 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  81. A new ad makes the case against Lindsey Graham with Graham doing all the talking

    32745 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  82. Y

    32737 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  83. Tangled is better then Frozen

    32736 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  84. Fez Was So Wholesome

    32736 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  85. Japan joins calls for probe into WHO's coronavirus response: The WHO has been accused by U.S. and allies of turning a blind eye while China withheld information.

    32731 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2020

  86. I made this animation using the clone command.

    32723 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  87. Driving intoxicated, what could go wrong?

    32719 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  88. Images of police using violence against peaceful protesters are going viral - Police responded to protests across the nation with excessive force.

    32706 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  89. Supernatural sobriety rocks!

    32704 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  90. Thank you for being my bestie

    32703 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  91. For an experiment, my son as been wearing a different Manchester United top for two weeks. So far he's been spat at, verbally abused, and punched...

    32697 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  92. Dads tattoo's cause daughters cancer, from lack of green juices!

    32693 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  93. Watch out, we got a badass over here

    32693 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  94. Yale professor blames Trump administration ‘monsters’ for thousands of COVID-19 deaths: This is ‘awfully close to genocide’ - 'What else do you call mass death by public policy?'

    32687 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2020

  95. Just a quick one in the fast food bathroom

    32678 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  96. With zero rings left and against all odds, my 3 year old son has finally beaten the first level of Sonic Mania after many tries.

    32678 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  97. Lions pretend to be hurt when their cubs bite them to encourage them

    32664 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  98. I've been looking forward to this

    32652 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  99. Launched our first game on Switch. Feels pretty real now! Wow

    32639 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  100. SpaceX is preparing to launch its first people into orbit on Wednesday using a new Crew Dragon spaceship. NASA astronauts Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley will pilot the commercial mission, called Demo-2.

    32633 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020