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Reddit (May 2020)
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I’m so tired of the “I tried to make an Asian/Black/other race besides white sim!!!” posts
6653 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Do men have hormonal rhythms in the way women do around periods without the coinciding biological event?
6653 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Hitchhiker’s Guide is like reading a Monty Python movie
6638 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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I infiltrated a switch buying bot discord and snuck a switch out right from filthy scalper's noses
6637 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Why do moles grow such long hairs?
6634 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Blursed_Bagels
6633 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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[SPOILER] Francis Ngannou vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik
6622 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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All of you need to learn MY language when I give birth to my kid! Also give me a free apartment! (LONG sorry)
6621 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Dallas PD was spraying pellets and hit a woman who was coming home with her groceries. Nice going, guys.
6612 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Do Australians actually eat these cause according to the box they do.
6583 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Just another day in the office.
6582 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Eating a tablespoon of wasabi brings back someone from the dead for 8 seconds.
6573 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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My sister's last Instagram post broke me.
6565 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Well, it was clean
6558 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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EP tries to steal my school bag, doesn't know I have 2 mates that do self defence traveling with me
6558 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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People would take men's issues a lot more seriously if they weren't almost always brought up as a counterpoint in an argument against women's issues.
6548 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Multiplayer trophies should have their own section in single player games.
6538 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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I overthink to a point it cripples me emotionally. How do you fix that?
6534 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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My mom decided to teach my school-aged self to fart in the bathroom...
6530 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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UPDATE: I (17F) was asked by my roommates (45F 45M) to be involved in a threesome, I declined and now things are awkward
6518 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Mother lies, takes money from me, then gets screwed over financially
6512 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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Entitled Father yells at me and tries to destroy my phone because he got wet on a water ride
6507 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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3 vs 1
6506 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Peaceful protestor bros protecting an isolated police officer from less than peaceful protesters. Louisville, KY
6499 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Reopen America movement being fueled by fake social media accounts: study
6490 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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What's the biggest lie you've heard about college?
6473 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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LPT: Take regular photos of the everyday happenings around your home and family. Someone on the sofa, cooking, doing yard work, a regular old dinner etc. The big milestone events are memorable enough and easily reminiscenced. Pictures of everyday life are the real nostalgia bombs when looking back.
6464 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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I need emotional pain to stay humble
6455 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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What popular food do you find disgusting?
6449 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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Being a key worker and driving on empty roads has been bliss, no traffic, it was beautiful. Now it appears everyone who’s returning to work has forgotten how to drive. Zero indicators and hours to leave a junction.
6441 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Sit the fuck down Karen
6441 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Adoptive parents stole me from bio dad
6429 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Building systemic racism and then saying "racism is bad" is still building systemic racism
6428 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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What's the most tech illiterate thing you've seen a person do?
6421 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Trying to adopt a dog at the moment but struggling to meet the extensive requirements every listing seems to have "This dog can only live in an adult only home with a man named Frank, the house must be no more than 600m from a natural lake (NO MAN MADE LAKES) and will need to be fed risotto weekly"
6385 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Meet Loba – Apex Legends Character Trailer
6370 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
6363 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Today I bought pistachios already out of the shell for the first time.
6363 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Brothers allowed black widow to sting them believing they'd turn into Spider-Man: report
6341 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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LPT: if you soak your “sad looking” strawberries in ice water they firm back up to bright red strawberries. Soak them for about 20 mins and see results!
6339 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020
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In the US hotdogs, chicken nuggets, and Mac and Cheese are foods that are seen as loved by children, what are these foods in your culture?
6333 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Give Two-Tailed Fox a catalyst with a third arc rocket
6333 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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Why fake that tho
6324 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Just wrap me up in a blanket and put me on the porch
6321 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Quarantine accomplishment: Finished The Hobbit + Lord of the Rings
6304 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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that costs wayyy too much
6298 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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[HALVING MEGATHREAD] Block 630000 has been mined. Mining subsidy is now 6.25 BTC per block. The third Bitcoin Halving is now complete!
6287 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020
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Both versions of Michael Jackson
6287 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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How do you make an old lady say "Fuck"?
6280 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Announcing that people are dropping in overhead is the worst feature ever added to a battle royale.
6278 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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Help error code NP-37602-8
6277 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Why do we call Roman/Greek/Norse religions “mythology” but call modern religions “religions”? Aren’t they both just religions? Don’t we have as much proof that the Roman religion is as correct as Catholicism?
6274 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Does anyone else upvote posts by default
6263 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Men of Reddit, how did you get past your pee shyness at the urinal?
6261 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020
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VALORANT - Character Picker UI Redesign (CONCEPT)
6240 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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23 and Irish, do your worst
6220 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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Greeks and Armenians in Turkey, 1900 versus 2000
6216 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020
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For those of you sick to death of hearing the word "unprecedented" a hundred times a day, I present to you the next overused words: "new normal".
6215 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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Nothing is “quirky” or cute about pretending to have a “mental breakdown” anxiety, etc.
6203 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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Hiring people with weird fetishes to direct kids shows - Part Two
6201 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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It’s like they don’t even try to be normal
6195 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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I’ve noticed a really fun benefit to reading all of the classics
6189 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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Ignar and Santorin flame Sneaky in SoloQ
6184 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020
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And we're gonna stop for ice cream on the way
6178 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020
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"The reasons conservatives have raged against the virus lockdowns and hygiene restrictions are simple. They bind them and protect others." -- a summary of why Republicans are oppose the coranavirus pandemic response system, by new_brain_who_dis.
6177 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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Not just about inches!
6162 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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What's up with #ObamaGate and why is it trending on Twitter?
6160 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020
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Audrey Hepburn aging gracefully, without Botox, lip injections, or face lifts. She faced aging with grace, beauty and wisdom, 1989
6157 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020
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You are not a bad person if you decide to abort a pregnancy due to finding out the child has special needs.
6156 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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EM freaks out the police were called after she forgot her kid in a supermarket for 2hours
6153 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020
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HAHA
6144 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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My broker selfwealth told me I was 100% autistic
6130 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020
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You can fly with a max speed of 2 mph
6118 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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As a trans person, I’m exhausted by radical liberals and people who hate SPECIFICALLY white, cis men, that I have more value as a person than anyone else. No I don’t. I’m a fucking person.
6118 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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ED makes impossible request and gets banned from the store
6116 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020
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[IMAGE] still think you wanna do that?
6106 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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EK kills My pet pig, and Mom kicks his enetitled family out the apartment.
6103 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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What is the most hilariously inaccurate 'fact' someone has told you?
6100 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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What's going on with all the inspectors general getting replaced?
6097 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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Being sued by ex-girlfriends father
6063 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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As a child, I copied a poem from a book and won first place in a poetry contest.
6061 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020
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How do I tell my female friend to stop acting "cute" on texts without offending her? It's darn irritating.
6050 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Saying “If you don’t show vocal and active support for our movement or you’re part of the problem” is more likely to push people away from your cause than convince people to join
6039 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020
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Karen had a mask on for 45 minutes
6036 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020
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Then you need to do "Save As"
6036 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Another EM tries to take my wheelchair
6028 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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Are there types of cancer that are rising in incidence and that are unrelated to smoking/drinking/sun/old age?
6021 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020
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It’s phantom scratching made real by love
6004 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020
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Mental Karen tries to get me jailed for driving a newer car than hers
5987 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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The old uno reverse card
5982 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020
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Think he learned the second time?
5974 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020
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90s thing? or am I onto something here?
5972 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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North Korea calls it irresponsible for countries that ignored coronavirus warnings to blame WHO
5971 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020
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7/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses
5961 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020
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Entitled Karen freaks out on my disabled brother, then try’s to get us kicked out of library.
5950 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020
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"Toxic Feminity" is just as alive as "Toxic Masculinity"
5940 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020
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How my family uses a tapeline
5935 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020
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Summoner Spells Locked on New Accounts is Nonsense
5931 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020
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YSK Cats show their belly's when they feel safe/trust you
5927 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020
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Literally the definition of freedom. Insane fucking view and satisfaction 100
5910 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020