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Reddit (May 2020)

  1. I’m so tired of the “I tried to make an Asian/Black/other race besides white sim!!!” posts

    6653 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  2. Do men have hormonal rhythms in the way women do around periods without the coinciding biological event?

    6653 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  3. Hitchhiker’s Guide is like reading a Monty Python movie

    6638 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  4. I infiltrated a switch buying bot discord and snuck a switch out right from filthy scalper's noses

    6637 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  5. Why do moles grow such long hairs?

    6634 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  6. Blursed_Bagels

    6633 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  7. [SPOILER] Francis Ngannou vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik

    6622 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  8. All of you need to learn MY language when I give birth to my kid! Also give me a free apartment! (LONG sorry)

    6621 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  9. Dallas PD was spraying pellets and hit a woman who was coming home with her groceries. Nice going, guys.

    6612 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  10. Do Australians actually eat these cause according to the box they do.

    6583 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  11. Just another day in the office.

    6582 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  12. Eating a tablespoon of wasabi brings back someone from the dead for 8 seconds.

    6573 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  13. My sister's last Instagram post broke me.

    6565 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  14. Well, it was clean

    6558 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  15. EP tries to steal my school bag, doesn't know I have 2 mates that do self defence traveling with me

    6558 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  16. People would take men's issues a lot more seriously if they weren't almost always brought up as a counterpoint in an argument against women's issues.

    6548 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  17. Multiplayer trophies should have their own section in single player games.

    6538 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  18. I overthink to a point it cripples me emotionally. How do you fix that?

    6534 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  19. My mom decided to teach my school-aged self to fart in the bathroom...

    6530 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  20. UPDATE: I (17F) was asked by my roommates (45F 45M) to be involved in a threesome, I declined and now things are awkward

    6518 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  21. Mother lies, takes money from me, then gets screwed over financially

    6512 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  22. Entitled Father yells at me and tries to destroy my phone because he got wet on a water ride

    6507 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  23. 3 vs 1

    6506 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  24. Peaceful protestor bros protecting an isolated police officer from less than peaceful protesters. Louisville, KY

    6499 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  25. Reopen America movement being fueled by fake social media accounts: study

    6490 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  26. What's the biggest lie you've heard about college?

    6473 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  27. LPT: Take regular photos of the everyday happenings around your home and family. Someone on the sofa, cooking, doing yard work, a regular old dinner etc. The big milestone events are memorable enough and easily reminiscenced. Pictures of everyday life are the real nostalgia bombs when looking back.

    6464 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  28. I need emotional pain to stay humble

    6455 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  29. What popular food do you find disgusting?

    6449 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  30. Being a key worker and driving on empty roads has been bliss, no traffic, it was beautiful. Now it appears everyone who’s returning to work has forgotten how to drive. Zero indicators and hours to leave a junction.

    6441 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  31. Sit the fuck down Karen

    6441 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  32. Adoptive parents stole me from bio dad

    6429 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  33. Building systemic racism and then saying "racism is bad" is still building systemic racism

    6428 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  34. What's the most tech illiterate thing you've seen a person do?

    6421 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  35. Trying to adopt a dog at the moment but struggling to meet the extensive requirements every listing seems to have "This dog can only live in an adult only home with a man named Frank, the house must be no more than 600m from a natural lake (NO MAN MADE LAKES) and will need to be fed risotto weekly"

    6385 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  36. Meet Loba – Apex Legends Character Trailer

    6370 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  37. Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

    6363 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  38. Today I bought pistachios already out of the shell for the first time.

    6363 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  39. Brothers allowed black widow to sting them believing they'd turn into Spider-Man: report

    6341 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  40. LPT: if you soak your “sad looking” strawberries in ice water they firm back up to bright red strawberries. Soak them for about 20 mins and see results!

    6339 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2020

  41. In the US hotdogs, chicken nuggets, and Mac and Cheese are foods that are seen as loved by children, what are these foods in your culture?

    6333 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  42. Give Two-Tailed Fox a catalyst with a third arc rocket

    6333 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  43. Why fake that tho

    6324 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  44. Just wrap me up in a blanket and put me on the porch

    6321 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  45. Quarantine accomplishment: Finished The Hobbit + Lord of the Rings

    6304 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  46. that costs wayyy too much

    6298 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  47. [HALVING MEGATHREAD] Block 630000 has been mined. Mining subsidy is now 6.25 BTC per block. The third Bitcoin Halving is now complete!

    6287 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2020

  48. Both versions of Michael Jackson

    6287 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  49. How do you make an old lady say "Fuck"?

    6280 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  50. Announcing that people are dropping in overhead is the worst feature ever added to a battle royale.

    6278 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  51. Help error code NP-37602-8

    6277 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  52. Why do we call Roman/Greek/Norse religions “mythology” but call modern religions “religions”? Aren’t they both just religions? Don’t we have as much proof that the Roman religion is as correct as Catholicism?

    6274 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  53. Does anyone else upvote posts by default

    6263 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  54. Men of Reddit, how did you get past your pee shyness at the urinal?

    6261 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2020

  55. VALORANT - Character Picker UI Redesign (CONCEPT)

    6240 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  56. 23 and Irish, do your worst

    6220 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  57. Greeks and Armenians in Turkey, 1900 versus 2000

    6216 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2020

  58. For those of you sick to death of hearing the word "unprecedented" a hundred times a day, I present to you the next overused words: "new normal".

    6215 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  59. Nothing is “quirky” or cute about pretending to have a “mental breakdown” anxiety, etc.

    6203 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  60. Hiring people with weird fetishes to direct kids shows - Part Two

    6201 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  61. It’s like they don’t even try to be normal

    6195 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  62. I’ve noticed a really fun benefit to reading all of the classics

    6189 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  63. Ignar and Santorin flame Sneaky in SoloQ

    6184 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2020

  64. And we're gonna stop for ice cream on the way

    6178 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2020

  65. "The reasons conservatives have raged against the virus lockdowns and hygiene restrictions are simple. They bind them and protect others." -- a summary of why Republicans are oppose the coranavirus pandemic response system, by new_brain_who_dis.

    6177 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  66. Not just about inches!

    6162 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  67. What's up with #ObamaGate and why is it trending on Twitter?

    6160 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2020

  68. Audrey Hepburn aging gracefully, without Botox, lip injections, or face lifts. She faced aging with grace, beauty and wisdom, 1989

    6157 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2020

  69. You are not a bad person if you decide to abort a pregnancy due to finding out the child has special needs.

    6156 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  70. EM freaks out the police were called after she forgot her kid in a supermarket for 2hours

    6153 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2020

  71. HAHA

    6144 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  72. My broker selfwealth told me I was 100% autistic

    6130 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020

  73. You can fly with a max speed of 2 mph

    6118 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  74. As a trans person, I’m exhausted by radical liberals and people who hate SPECIFICALLY white, cis men, that I have more value as a person than anyone else. No I don’t. I’m a fucking person.

    6118 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  75. ED makes impossible request and gets banned from the store

    6116 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2020

  76. [IMAGE] still think you wanna do that?

    6106 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  77. EK kills My pet pig, and Mom kicks his enetitled family out the apartment.

    6103 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  78. What is the most hilariously inaccurate 'fact' someone has told you?

    6100 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  79. What's going on with all the inspectors general getting replaced?

    6097 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  80. Being sued by ex-girlfriends father

    6063 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  81. As a child, I copied a poem from a book and won first place in a poetry contest.

    6061 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2020

  82. How do I tell my female friend to stop acting "cute" on texts without offending her? It's darn irritating.

    6050 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  83. Saying “If you don’t show vocal and active support for our movement or you’re part of the problem” is more likely to push people away from your cause than convince people to join

    6039 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2020

  84. Karen had a mask on for 45 minutes

    6036 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2020

  85. Then you need to do "Save As"

    6036 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  86. Another EM tries to take my wheelchair

    6028 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  87. Are there types of cancer that are rising in incidence and that are unrelated to smoking/drinking/sun/old age?

    6021 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2020

  88. It’s phantom scratching made real by love

    6004 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2020

  89. Mental Karen tries to get me jailed for driving a newer car than hers

    5987 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  90. The old uno reverse card

    5982 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2020

  91. Think he learned the second time?

    5974 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2020

  92. 90s thing? or am I onto something here?

    5972 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  93. North Korea calls it irresponsible for countries that ignored coronavirus warnings to blame WHO

    5971 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2020

  94. 7/5/2020 Weekly GTA Online Bonuses

    5961 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2020

  95. Entitled Karen freaks out on my disabled brother, then try’s to get us kicked out of library.

    5950 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2020

  96. "Toxic Feminity" is just as alive as "Toxic Masculinity"

    5940 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2020

  97. How my family uses a tapeline

    5935 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2020

  98. Summoner Spells Locked on New Accounts is Nonsense

    5931 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2020

  99. YSK Cats show their belly's when they feel safe/trust you

    5927 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2020

  100. Literally the definition of freedom. Insane fucking view and satisfaction 100

    5910 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2020