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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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This Halloween makeup
39101 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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What my week old spaghetti sees when I'm microwaving it at 4 am
39080 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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How many of you have pencil lead stuck in your hand and how did it happen?
39077 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
39076 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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LPT: When adopting or purchasing an animal, ask yourself "Will this animal be with me, regardless of my financial, employment, housing or relationship changes?" If the answer is "No", you are not a suitable owner.
39041 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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GunVault, SVB 500: Opened With A Gum Wrapper
39032 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Vermont hits record 92.5 percent voter registration ahead of election
39014 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Satanic dance moves.
38989 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Why toothaches tend to be linked to headaches.
38955 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Well, at least these three get along.
38918 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Another happy memeing
38914 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Oh no
38888 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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How to develop a gambling problem.
38873 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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This dedication to get the perfect photo is inspiring
38831 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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When you wake up and realize it's October 1st.
38827 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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I can respect that.
38780 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Schizophrenics of reddit, what were the first signs of your break from reality and how would you warn others for early detection?
38760 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Pharrell Williams Sends Trump Legal Threat Letter for Playing 'Happy' After Synagogue Shooting
38746 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Employee catches two elderly men about to fall back on an escalator.
38739 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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"Stop sending me this shit."
38729 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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A few years makes a big difference...
38689 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Choosing beggars don’t like free beer at local BBQ joint
38689 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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What’s that one story you’ve always wanted to tell on r/askreddit, but no one has ever asked the right question?
38679 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Toys ‘R’ Us cancels bankruptcy auction, plans to revive brand
38674 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Children of the Corn
38607 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Hummingbird and bees gather for a quick drink.
38602 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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TIL Elton John answered an ad for a talent search. After failing the audition he told the person behind the desk that he can't write lyrics. He was handed an envelope with lyrics by another person who answered the ad and failed the audition Bernie Taupin, who then wrote the majority of Elton's songs
38590 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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He left the coil on like a pro
38562 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Her life was threatened after appearing on Fox News and Twitter did nothing. Turns out he’s the guy sending bombs 🤷🏽♀️
38554 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Donald Trump finally just said it: he doesn’t care if Kavanaugh’s accuser is telling the truth
38537 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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i wanna win a lottery
38528 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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When I trimmed a piece of Velcro and wound up with a perfect little line of hooks along the scissor edge
38508 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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We got em boys
38460 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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To all the game devs that include this option, God bless you
38432 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Halloween costume idea: French Kiss
38422 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Geode formation carved and polished to form a skull.
38390 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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What can't you believe people actually buy or spend money on?
38389 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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There was an attempt to save money
38378 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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I bet some of those who laughed at them are sitting at home ALONE.
38377 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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My Zipper chugging through filth dive bar carpet
38370 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Getting chased in Australia
38349 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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❤️
38316 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Marijuana chain makes $1.3 million from Alberta stores in first five days of legalization
38304 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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TIL 'Bullshit Asymmetry Principle' states the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude greater than that needed to produce it. Bullshit can be propagated quickly, but can be more difficult to disprove.
38303 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Sir, please bring your vehicle to a complete stop.
38265 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Guy takes a shortcut down the steps
38265 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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The best Trump sign yet
38241 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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A different perspective
38236 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Interpol chief Meng Hongwei vanishes on trip to China
38201 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Can confirm, he was perfect.
38197 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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This is Atlas. Most people don't like him because he is a pitbull but all he wants is love and to dress up.
38166 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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TIL that Joe DiMaggio was so devastated after Marilyn Monroe's death that he had a half-dozen red roses delivered three times a week to her crypt for 20 years, never married again and his last words were: "I'll finally get to see Marilyn."
38165 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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This kid saved his money all year to buy a PS4 for his Dad.
38156 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Vote! Vote! Vote!
38150 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Absolute unit of a Trash Panda
38112 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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When 2 neutron stars collide
38101 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Tracking a prey in RDR2
38043 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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14 foot Stickman I built under a waterfall
38034 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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The most majestic kitty
38028 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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This guy wanted to spread some joy to people waiting for a train, so he built a cyclo knitter, a man-powered machine that creates scarves in 5 minutes
37985 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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TIL most cities have poorer areas in the east, due to prevailing winds carrying smoke and odours that way during the industrial revolution.
37981 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Clinton fires back at Trump: 'You asked Russia to hack me on national television'
37967 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Winnie died for our sins
37937 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Good robots still exist
37927 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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If it ain't Pam it a scam
37919 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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What is the scariest film that doesn't resort to cheap jump scares?
37891 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Malicious Compliance
37876 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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please wake up please wake up please wake up please wake up
37850 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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This is so damn sweet and sad
37845 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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The blackness of this snake
37820 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Trump claims ‘I rarely use a cellphone’ in tweet sent from iPhone
37791 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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The son of murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi has left Saudi Arabia after the travel ban was lifted
37777 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Truth in advertising
37749 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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He waved back
37743 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Found in my dads toolbox, no idea what they are (he's a carpenter)
37737 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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new CPR device
37692 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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ULPT: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
37682 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Good point
37676 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Scarlett Johansson Turned Down Film Funding From Saudi Prince For Her Next Film, A Journalism Biopic Directed by Ridley Scott
37668 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Cough cough cough
37655 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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I can't believe I took this with my phone. Super slowmo lightning strike.
37652 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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ThErE’s a SnAkE iN My BoOt
37616 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Proud to be gluten
37615 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Trudeau says Canada will maintain human rights pressure on Saudis
37609 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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An actual interview going on at the office. We take Halloween very seriously.
37605 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Moms sticking together
37596 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Your time is up
37587 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Sarah Silverman Blasts GOP Hypocrisy for Telling Taylor Swift to 'Stay Out of Politics' but Giving Kanye West 'a Free Ticket to the White House'
37583 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Scientists develop a universal vaccine platform that’s cheaper and shelf stable, cutting the cost of vaccine production and storage by 80% without decreasing safety or effectiveness - the vaccine will not expire at warm temperatures and could be stockpiled at room temperature for years.
37572 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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This picture from /r/raining
37533 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Faking out an asshole driver.
37514 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Feeling a rookie’s heartbeat before his debut
37477 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Trying to do a quick workout at home be like
37453 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Best photo from our wedding (one year ago today)
37414 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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The Lighthouse
37398 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Found a black panther easter egg in AC Odyssey!
37382 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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TIL Pete Best, original drummer of the Beatles, moved to America shortly after Best's firing from the Beatles and released an album titled 'Best of the Beatles' which confused record buyers and generated large sales numbers due to consumers believing that it was a compilation of Beatles songs.
37378 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Need to start at the right part
37334 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Trust in Vladimir Putin declines steeply among Russians, poll shows | World news
37277 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Fan hits player with paper airplane from third tier of a stadium
37224 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018