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  1. This Halloween makeup

    39101 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  2. What my week old spaghetti sees when I'm microwaving it at 4 am

    39080 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  3. How many of you have pencil lead stuck in your hand and how did it happen?

    39077 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  4. Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through

    39076 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  5. LPT: When adopting or purchasing an animal, ask yourself "Will this animal be with me, regardless of my financial, employment, housing or relationship changes?" If the answer is "No", you are not a suitable owner.

    39041 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  6. GunVault, SVB 500: Opened With A Gum Wrapper

    39032 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  7. Vermont hits record 92.5 percent voter registration ahead of election

    39014 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  8. Satanic dance moves.

    38989 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  9. Why toothaches tend to be linked to headaches.

    38955 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  10. Well, at least these three get along.

    38918 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  11. Another happy memeing

    38914 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  12. Oh no

    38888 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  13. How to develop a gambling problem.

    38873 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  14. This dedication to get the perfect photo is inspiring

    38831 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  15. When you wake up and realize it's October 1st.

    38827 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  16. I can respect that.

    38780 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  17. Schizophrenics of reddit, what were the first signs of your break from reality and how would you warn others for early detection?

    38760 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  18. Pharrell Williams Sends Trump Legal Threat Letter for Playing 'Happy' After Synagogue Shooting

    38746 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  19. Employee catches two elderly men about to fall back on an escalator.

    38739 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  20. "Stop sending me this shit."

    38729 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  21. A few years makes a big difference...

    38689 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  22. Choosing beggars don’t like free beer at local BBQ joint

    38689 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  23. What’s that one story you’ve always wanted to tell on r/askreddit, but no one has ever asked the right question?

    38679 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  24. Toys ‘R’ Us cancels bankruptcy auction, plans to revive brand

    38674 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  25. Children of the Corn

    38607 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  26. Hummingbird and bees gather for a quick drink.

    38602 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  27. TIL Elton John answered an ad for a talent search. After failing the audition he told the person behind the desk that he can't write lyrics. He was handed an envelope with lyrics by another person who answered the ad and failed the audition Bernie Taupin, who then wrote the majority of Elton's songs

    38590 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  28. He left the coil on like a pro

    38562 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  29. Her life was threatened after appearing on Fox News and Twitter did nothing. Turns out he’s the guy sending bombs 🤷🏽‍♀️

    38554 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  30. Donald Trump finally just said it: he doesn’t care if Kavanaugh’s accuser is telling the truth

    38537 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  31. i wanna win a lottery

    38528 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  32. When I trimmed a piece of Velcro and wound up with a perfect little line of hooks along the scissor edge

    38508 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  33. We got em boys

    38460 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  34. To all the game devs that include this option, God bless you

    38432 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  35. Halloween costume idea: French Kiss

    38422 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  36. Geode formation carved and polished to form a skull.

    38390 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  37. What can't you believe people actually buy or spend money on?

    38389 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  38. There was an attempt to save money

    38378 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  39. I bet some of those who laughed at them are sitting at home ALONE.

    38377 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  40. My Zipper chugging through filth dive bar carpet

    38370 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  41. Getting chased in Australia

    38349 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  42. ❤️

    38316 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  43. Marijuana chain makes $1.3 million from Alberta stores in first five days of legalization

    38304 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  44. TIL 'Bullshit Asymmetry Principle' states the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude greater than that needed to produce it. Bullshit can be propagated quickly, but can be more difficult to disprove.

    38303 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  45. Sir, please bring your vehicle to a complete stop.

    38265 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  46. Guy takes a shortcut down the steps

    38265 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  47. The best Trump sign yet

    38241 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  48. A different perspective

    38236 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  49. Interpol chief Meng Hongwei vanishes on trip to China

    38201 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  50. Can confirm, he was perfect.

    38197 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  51. This is Atlas. Most people don't like him because he is a pitbull but all he wants is love and to dress up.

    38166 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  52. TIL that Joe DiMaggio was so devastated after Marilyn Monroe's death that he had a half-dozen red roses delivered three times a week to her crypt for 20 years, never married again and his last words were: "I'll finally get to see Marilyn."

    38165 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  53. This kid saved his money all year to buy a PS4 for his Dad.

    38156 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  54. Vote! Vote! Vote!

    38150 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  55. Absolute unit of a Trash Panda

    38112 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  56. When 2 neutron stars collide

    38101 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  57. Tracking a prey in RDR2

    38043 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  58. 14 foot Stickman I built under a waterfall

    38034 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  59. The most majestic kitty

    38028 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  60. This guy wanted to spread some joy to people waiting for a train, so he built a cyclo knitter, a man-powered machine that creates scarves in 5 minutes

    37985 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  61. TIL most cities have poorer areas in the east, due to prevailing winds carrying smoke and odours that way during the industrial revolution.

    37981 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  62. Clinton fires back at Trump: 'You asked Russia to hack me on national television'

    37967 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  63. Winnie died for our sins

    37937 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  64. Good robots still exist

    37927 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  65. If it ain't Pam it a scam

    37919 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  66. What is the scariest film that doesn't resort to cheap jump scares?

    37891 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  67. Malicious Compliance

    37876 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  68. please wake up please wake up please wake up please wake up

    37850 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  69. This is so damn sweet and sad

    37845 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  70. The blackness of this snake

    37820 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  71. Trump claims ‘I rarely use a cellphone’ in tweet sent from iPhone

    37791 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  72. The son of murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi has left Saudi Arabia after the travel ban was lifted

    37777 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  73. Truth in advertising

    37749 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  74. He waved back

    37743 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  75. Found in my dads toolbox, no idea what they are (he's a carpenter)

    37737 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  76. new CPR device

    37692 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  77. ULPT: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

    37682 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  78. Good point

    37676 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  79. Scarlett Johansson Turned Down Film Funding From Saudi Prince For Her Next Film, A Journalism Biopic Directed by Ridley Scott

    37668 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  80. Cough cough cough

    37655 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  81. I can't believe I took this with my phone. Super slowmo lightning strike.

    37652 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  82. ThErE’s a SnAkE iN My BoOt

    37616 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  83. Proud to be gluten

    37615 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  84. Trudeau says Canada will maintain human rights pressure on Saudis

    37609 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  85. An actual interview going on at the office. We take Halloween very seriously.

    37605 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  86. Moms sticking together

    37596 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  87. Your time is up

    37587 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  88. Sarah Silverman Blasts GOP Hypocrisy for Telling Taylor Swift to 'Stay Out of Politics' but Giving Kanye West 'a Free Ticket to the White House'

    37583 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  89. Scientists develop a universal vaccine platform that’s cheaper and shelf stable, cutting the cost of vaccine production and storage by 80% without decreasing safety or effectiveness - the vaccine will not expire at warm temperatures and could be stockpiled at room temperature for years.

    37572 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  90. This picture from /r/raining

    37533 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  91. Faking out an asshole driver.

    37514 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  92. Feeling a rookie’s heartbeat before his debut

    37477 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  93. Trying to do a quick workout at home be like

    37453 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  94. Best photo from our wedding (one year ago today)

    37414 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  95. The Lighthouse

    37398 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  96. Found a black panther easter egg in AC Odyssey!

    37382 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  97. TIL Pete Best, original drummer of the Beatles, moved to America shortly after Best's firing from the Beatles and released an album titled 'Best of the Beatles' which confused record buyers and generated large sales numbers due to consumers believing that it was a compilation of Beatles songs.

    37378 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  98. Need to start at the right part

    37334 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  99. Trust in Vladimir Putin declines steeply among Russians, poll shows | World news

    37277 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  100. Fan hits player with paper airplane from third tier of a stadium

    37224 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018